"Welcome back to total drama back 2 the island. We are now down to the final 7, crunch time is here folks!" All of a sudden the camera's fade out and then Danny appears on the screen.
"I know Tristan is still here, and when I find him...his head is mine...oh yes...blood will be spilled mother fuckers!" The camera refades to Chris, who had no idea he was off the air.
"And that's how I won my first Gemmy award..." Chris chuckled a bit. "Now, the contestants are eating breakfast; let's go see who they are eating with."
William,Neyla and Sami are eating at the same table, Eddie and Deylanie are at the same table, and Chris and Luke are at another table. The group is obviously very divided by this point.
"Hello campers! Today I have to ask you all to come to the confessional cam."
"Why? This another part of one of our life threatening challenges?" Neyla says dryly.
"Oh Neyla...of course it does!" Chris says with his trademark smirk. "Now everyone follow me." Chris leads them to the confessional.
"Seriously, what's this all about?" William says crossing his arms.
"Yeah..." Luke says skeptically.
"Just that you have to go in there and give your opinion on everyone in that is left in the camp." Chris explains. "It's going to play part in todays challenge. So Neyla, you're up first.
-confessional-
"Okay, Sami and William are actually cool people and I like them pretty good...Ugh now to my "favorite" person in the whole camp; Deylanie. I think she is the biggest bitch here and has beef with Sami all because of Danny. It's childish and stupid. Eddie is her little lap dog, and Luke just annoys me."
-end of confessional-
"Done already?" Chris says.
"Obviously McLame." Neyla says rolling her eyes.
"Anyways...Deylanie, you're up next."
"Oh I am just so excited..."
-Confessional-
"Everyone knows I don't like Sami, but I fucking hate Neyla. She is the fakest bitch I have ever met in my life. Everyone else but my Eddie-Bear I could care less about. No hard feelings guys, it's just how you survive here."
-End of Confessional-
"Eddie my man! You're up next!"
"Alright."
-Confessional-
"Well...I love my Dey. I cannot trust Sami because she has to know Danny is hiding in the woods...doing who know what kind of evil...William is actually okay...sort of. Now Luke, I can't stand that guy. He keeps on saying how Danny is out in the woods or some sort of weird shit. I'm telling ya Canada, America, and any other countries that watches this show; He's gone fucking insane!"
-End of Confessional-
"Luke! You're up next!"
"He's just gonna talk about how Danny is hiding in the woods." Eddie says as he's exiting the confessional.
"He is!" Luke says, almost fuming.
"Whatever." Eddie says brushing past the teen.
-Confessional-
"I can't fucking stand Eddie! All because he is dating one of the toughest females here; he thinks he's mister big shot! He's nothing but an arrogant person! AND DANNY IS OUT THERE I TELL YA! HE'S OUT THERE I KNOW IT!"
-End of Confessional-
"Let's go with...William next!"
"Alright..."
-Confessional-
"Honestly I'm pretty cool with everyone that's still left...except for maybe Chris...I don't really know him so..." William shrugs. "He can't keep his bed clean, I hope there's a cleaning challenge one day. He'd definitely go home then."
-End of Confessional-
"Alright, Chris you're up."
"Alright, I'll be as fast as lassoing a baby cow."
"What..?" William Mutters.
-Confessional-
"Well I think everyone here is as cool as a cucumber! I sure miss my little Lady Marrie Anne though...But I think I can show William a bit about the country side of life! He always seems confused when I talk sometimes."
-End of Confessional-
"Well I believe that is everyone!" Chris says putting his hands together." I will be back in a few minutes!"
"Chris wait!" Sami says. "I didn't go..."
"Oh don't worry Sami, we have a partner for you." Chris says with that little smirk and chuckle of his.
-Confessional-
"...I'm in trouble aren't I?" Sami says with wide eyes.
-End of Confessional-
"Well I have just reviewed your tapes and-" Chris starts chuckling and laughing just a bit. "A couple of you have some major problems with each other! Well here on the island, we are all one big dysfunctional family...so for some to learn to get along...you will be handcuffed with the most hated person you hate on this island for a whole day! And we'll have some challenges for each lovely couple to complete to get OUT of the handcuffs. The last couple, or couples, to complete three of the five tasks we have planned; are up for the chopping block and will not compete in the final 6."
"One question..." Sami speaks up. "There are seven of us...who is going to be my partner?"
"I'll get to that Sami. First I would like Neyla and Deylanie to step up!"
"Oh no!" Neyla says.
"No way in Hell I'm going to get stuck with-" At that moment Chef handcuffs them together. "Her..." The two girls glare at each other.
"Alright, there's one happy couple. Now...Chris and Will!"
"Well...it could have been worse." William says shrugging.
"That's the spirit!" Chris Robertson says as they're getting hand cuffed.
"Oh Boy..." William mutters.
"Now...Luke and Eddie!"
"You mean I have to be cuffed to the second person obsessed with Danny?!" Eddie yelled.
'I have to be cuffed to this asshole?!" Luke exclaimed just as loudly as Eddie.
"Yes, yes you do." Chris said smiling as Chef handcuffs the two rivals. "And now as Sami pointed out before I was ready...there are seven of you...so! Sami will be hand cuffed...to this intern!"
"Thanks Chris..." Tristan says emerging from the shadows smirking. "It wouldn't be the first time me and sams handcuffed each other." He winks at the girl, and Sami's face is red...not for sure from embarrassment or anger.
"You can't Chris..." Sami mumbles softly.
"Oh but I can..." Chef handcuffs them. "And I did! Now here's the real kicker...if Sami is the only one who doesn't complete the challenges with her partner...she will automatically be going home, because Tristian is not a contestant." Sami gulps.
"Well...let's get started shall we!" Everyone follow me!" Everyone walks with Chris, Tristan's hand is roaming Sami's ass.
"Quit it!" Sami hisses, blushing as she says.
"Mmm...I can guarantee if I check...you don't really want me to stop..."
"Welcome to the balance beam of doom!" Chris says pointing to two balance beam suspended above a tank filled with the man-eating sharks. "You and your partner must have great communication skills, and balance to get out of this situation alive...or at least with all of your limbs." Chris chuckles. "Let's go with Chris and William first.
"Let's get this over with..."
The duo climb up and get situated.
"Aaaaand GO!"
"Walk slow like a baby chicken will!"
"What...?" William is going at a slow pace, but Chris is walking even slower!
"Chris speed up a bit!"
"Fast as a pig or a cow?"
"I uh...I don't know! A cow?" Finally, they are walking finally at the same pace, which is a good thing, because one of the man eating sharks just bit a piece of the beam off right where they were just standing! Both of them starts running, and even though William tripped a bit, they made it to the platform.
"Good job gentlemen! But I wish one of you lost a leg! But now you only have two more challenges to be completed and you're done!"
"I gotta say..." William says panting. "I do need you to tell me the meanings behind your little southern riddle shit...cause that was just a lucky guess on my part.
"Alright I can do that! And I'll try to tone it down a bit. Deal?" William shakes the hand that isn't handcuffed. "Deal.."
"YOU'RE OTHER LEFT DUMBASS!" Neyla screams at Deylanie as they're trying to get across the beam.
"Shut up!" Deylanie screams at the other girl turning around, and at that moment...they fall into the pool.
"OH MY GOD!" Everyone but Chris and Tristan scream.
"It's okay!" Deylanie says as they fall out of the tub.
"Dammit.." Mclain says. "Well...Eddie and Luke! Let's go!"
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey" Eddie says to Luke as they inch their way across the balance beams.
"WHAT!?" Luke says loosing his concentration and they stop walking.
"Do you see Danny?" Eddie says laughing. Then Luke starts to jump.
"H-HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE!
"L-Luke! Stop B-b-bounciaahhh!" He falls down, and luke lands right on the shark, and the shark arches up in pain and they both fly out of the shark tank onto the ground.
"I'm gonna kill you, you little shit..." Eddie says groaning in pain. Chris is laughing his host ass off. "Oh man! That was great! Alright Sami, Tristan, you're up!"
"I have a question." Tristan says.
"Which is..?"
"Do we both actually have to walk?"
"The rules are to get both of you across without falling in."
"Alright, this is gonna be a piece of cake." Tristan says smirking. He gets ontop of the platform and he picks her up bridal style. Sami blushes and they easily walk on the balance beam, and he puts her down.
"Perfect! Now onto the next event!" As they walk away, Danny does run into the confession cam.
-Confessional-
"Oh fuck no! No way in fucking Hell I'm gonna let Chris get away with this one! Oh shit I swear if I see her go after him...Im gonna come unglued! Hmm...I might just have to set a little one of my traps for Mr. Tristan..."
-End of Confessional-
"Come on Deylanie!" Neyla screams as she tries to throw food into her mouth, but Deylanie keeps her mouth closed.
"Times up! And they have a big score of...zero. Unless Sami and Tristan get more than ten, Eddie and Luke win their first round." Chris says.
"Okay Sami, you open your mouth, and I'll throw the food."
"Why me...?" Sami says putting her hand on her hip.
"Because I know your mouth can open wide." He winks at her, and like she has before, she gets on her knees for Tristan.
"You got one minute...aaaannnnddd go!" Chris says.
As Tristan throws the food, Sami expertly catches it in her mouth. In less than thirty seconds, Sami has caught eleven, beating the current score so they only need to win one more event to get unhand cuffed and Sami be safe from elimination.
"Will Sami and Tristan do it? And by "it" I mean win this whole thing for her to be safe? Will a certain boyfriend of hers find out about the little arrangement? Will Luke need to go to a mental hospital after the show? This answers and more will be figured out...in the next episode of Total Drama Back 2 The Island!"
Yes I know I'm evil! But I did this for a reason. I want YOU to decide a few things.
Who else will end up safe.
Do you want Danny to make his appearance now or later
and do you want Tristan to stay or go?
TELL ME IN THE REVIEWS!
(Oh and if you want Sami to cheat on Danny...just throwing that one out there)