HERE IS THE PLAYA DE LOSERS CHAPTER! I hope everyone enjoys it :3
"Many teens have fought long and hard, but the ones we're checking up on today, got eliminated! So they're losers! But to accommodate that, they've been staying here at a luxurious spa/hotel right outside of the island! So we're here to see Dominic, Vincent, Danny, Hunter, Eddie, Lucas, Shaun, Luke, Scott, D, Madison, Prima, Viola, Savannah, Cobi, Marrie Anne, Giovanne, Deylanie, Jennifer, and Poppy. Find out how all of these losers have been doing, here on Total...Drama...Back to the island!" Chris announces.
Chris pulls up on his jet ski and the first thing he sees is D giving Maddie a piggy back ride.
"D!" Madison says laughing. "P-put me down!"
"No way sweetheart."
"That's disgusting." Chris says gagging a bit. "I want something interesting!" Suddenly, someone grabs the camera and pulls it towards them.
"Prima the loud and proud is back! Hey sugar babies have you missed Prima time?" She waves and blows a kiss at the camera.
"Hey! Only I can do that!" Chris says to her and she dances away and he does a face palm. "What is wrong with these kids..."
"Can I say something?" Marrie Anne asks Chris.
"Sure, why not."
"Good luck babe! Win the million dollars!"
"Awe, how adorable." Chris says rolling his eyes, with a heavy sound of sarcasm.
"Hey! Hey! Over here!" Hunter yells.
"Oh! Look! It's Uh..." Chris looks around. "You!"
"I know I got voted off first, but I'm here to-" By this time Chris has already walked away from the poor boy, over to his daughter, who is currently getting sunscreen rubbed on her back by her boyfriend. So naturally...Chris pushes him into the pool.
"Maddie!" Chris hugs her. "So good to see you, how has the loser life been treating you? Oh, and the hotel."
"Dad!" Madison laughs and slaps his chest. "It's been so relaxing, no cameras, no challenges, just me, the babe and relaxation."
"And relaxation" deylanie cuts in. "She means se-" Madison pushes her into the pool.
"Hehe anyways..."
"You stupid bitch! Ugh! You got my hair wet!"
"Why did you do that?!" Eddie says angrily.
"Why don't you two just go to hell and leave us alone." D says wrapping his arms around Maddie.
"Whatever dick..." Eddie mumbles and helps Deylanie out of the pool. Suddenly, a rocket flies past their heads and explodes a tree.
"Sorry!" Vincent yells, taking off his safety glasses. "my calculations were off. I hope I didn't hurt anyone."
"We're okay!" Everyone yells, Poppy on the ground giving a thumbs up.
"Well, that almost scared me. Almost." Lucas says rolling his eyes a bit. "And why the hell can't people on the island come visit Huh?!"
"Awe what's the matter, missing Neyla?" Chris says smirking.
"Well duh, but I want her to win so stay on the island babe!"
"What's with all of this fluffy stuff?! I want anger! Oh! If I speak to Danny about
Tristan, THAT will give me some drama!" The whole area goes silent.
"I haven't seen him here at all..."Giovanne says.
"Yeah, we knew he got voted off, but thought he got arrested again or something." Shaun says. "But that's good because he can work on being a productive citizen of this wonderful planet!"
"IM TELLING YOU HE'S ON THE ISLAND!" Luke screams at everyone. "HE'S FUCKING NUTS I'M TELLING YOU!"
"He's been going on and on and on and on about Danny being on the island plotting our deaths." Madison whispers to Chris.
"Dudes fucking lost it." D whispers too.
"HEY! I view everything that happens on this island, and Danny has not made an appearance!" Chris says shaking Luke. "So duuuude! Calm down man! You're kind of freaking me out..."
"But he's out there Chris! I'm telling you! Tell me babe you believe me!"
"Oh, yeah! Uhm...yeah Danny is out in the woods...plotting deaths..." Giovanne says unconvincing.
"See!" Luke
exclaims, and by this time everyone is just staring at him like he's an escapee from the mental ward.
"Dude...we got drugged on something. You may have just-"
"No I didn't! He's out there!"
"Okay, I said I wanted drama, not crazy-ville!" Chris says huffing. "Now...who hasn't had a chance to speak yet?"
"I-I Uh..." Dominic stutters.
"...anyone else...?" Chris asks. "No? Ugh...fine...here Dominic. Knock yourself out." Chris throws the microphone at Dominic, and it hits him in the head and he falls down and gets knocked out. "Dominic?! What did I just say?!" Chris facepalms. "You all suck..."
"Well what do you want us to do? Have one of the girls show their tits?" Eddie says smirking.
"NO WAY!" All of the females at the hotel exclaim, and Deylanie hits him upside the head.
"It was just a suggestion! God!" Eddie says rubbing the back of his head.
"Well, what do you guys usually do around here?" Chris asks.
"Swim." Poppy says.
"Eat." Says Hunter.
"Fuck." Deylanie says.
"TV appropriate things Deylanie!" Chris says rubbing his temples. "I'm trying to stay on the air here!"
"Oh...sunbathe...?"
"We're all just kind of chill..." Madison says shrugging.
"Well Prima dances baby!" Prima starts to dance...and it is far from being fantastic.
"Oh yeah...that happens" viola says rolling her eyes. "A lot more than all of us want to see unfortunately..." Then Cobi joins in with the dancing with Prima.
"Shake it my Japanese flower!" Vincent says smiling at Cobi.
"Okay...so much weird shit happens." Viola says shaking her head.
"You're telling me..." Chris mutters. "Anyways, I wouldn't have came here for no reason so...just for an extra thousands bucks in your wallet, how about a challenge, for old times sake?!"
"No way!" Poppy screams at Chris.
"Hell no!" Lucas yells. "I have been so over this bull shit! I like this relaxing life style I got going on!"
"Yeah I think most of us will pass..." Madison says patting Chris on the head. "But thanks for the offer..." D smirks and wraps his arm around her and walks away.
"What the hell is WRONG WITH YOU KIDS?! YOU SHOULD BE BEGGING AND FIGHTING FOR THIS MONEY!"
"Woah dude...just...take it easy okay?!" Luke says.
"NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, ALL OF UOU ARE SELFISH LITTLE BRATS!"
"Daddy calm the hell-"
"AND YOU SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY-" Chris stops talking, his eyes grow wide, and his heart stops.
"I...I'm not even your what...?" The whole place goes so silent, even the camera men are speechless.
"Maddie..." Chris starts.
"Are you trying to tell me I'm not even your daughter?!"
"...Not biologically..." Chris Says sheepishly.
"YOU WERENT EVEN THERE WHEN I WAS YOUNG!...my mother was right...I was just your next publicity stunt...you can go to hell for all I care!" Madison runs away, crying, only D going to comfort her, and all the angry eyes go to Chris.
"Not cool...not cool at all..."Cobi says crossing her arms.
"That's more messed up than a cowboy after a deadly bull run..." Marrie Anne says shaking her head.
"For once I get that analogy...it's fucked up..." Deylanie says shaking her head. "I knew you were a sick bastard but..." All of a sudden, the cameras go dead.
-A few hours later-
A producer shows up on the screen, in a black suit and tie, with Chris in the background hanging his head low.
"Hello, and I am the productions producer for the Total Drama Television show, and due to the recent events of evermore questioning behavior...Total Drama Back 2 the Island is now terminated. No more new-"
"No! Wait!" Madison says running in with her black and pink skull pajama fuzzy pants and a tank top; it's obvious she's been crying. "I know what my dad has done is wrong...but we've worked hard...the kids that are still in the finals have worked hard...we cant just pull the plug...,."
"I'm sorry young lady... But we cannot find a host this late into the series...it's over..."
"What if I did it! I mean I have nothing to loose here...I couldn't have won the mil anyways...I came here for my father...or was...but I can't let this show die right now...William, Neyla, Chris, and Sami have worked so hard...it isn't fair..." Madison looks at the producer with hopeful eyes.
"...well...folks...we have you your new host! Madison..."
"uhm...call me...Madison..."
"Thompson." D says coming in. "Just use my last name..." Madison's face is red.
"You sure...?"
"Yeah." D smirks. "You'll have that last name one day anyways."
"Well...there you go! Madison Thompson is your new host!"
"I'll do my best my fellow total drama fans...I promise! And I think I guess this is the point where I sign off so...What else will happen in this season? Who will will Total Drama Back 2 the Island? Will I be a good host? Uhm...I guess I will see together won't we? On the next episode of total, drama, back to the island!" The cameras goes off and she feels a little light headed and sits down. "Oh fuck what the Hell did I just do..."
"you'll do good sweetie...the cameras love you and so does America. unlike that piece of shit." the producer points to Chris.
"Yeah... Well I guess I'm going back to sleep..."
"alright, but work starts first thing tomorrow morning." And with that, it's just Madison and D...Madison wondering how the Hell she is going to pull this off.
Well ill wasn't that crazy! Please review and I hope everyone liked it! Almost done with my first half of my senior year...crazy stuff right! Goodbye and I hope you enjoyed it! Love you all! -tdifreak55