Welcome to a new chapter my lovelies! I hope everyone enjoys this new chapter! We're getting down to the wire my friends!
The final four contestants, Neyla, Sami, Chris, and William, walk outside expecting to see Chris, but to their shock…
"Maddie!" Sami yells and runs over and hugs her. "What are you doing here?!"
Madison, with her black hair curled and wearing a purple button up shirt, some slacks and boots with a little bit of a heel on them addresses the four teens competing. "Well…I suppose you guys wouldn't know but…Chris got fired after some things that have gotten said over at Playa De Losers." Madison says almost a little bit sad. "Anyways…they were going to cancel the show because they couldn't find a new host in time for the next episode…so…I offered to be the host!"
-Confessionals-
"Why do I feel like this is going to be super girlie now…" William says.
-End of Confessional
-Confessional-
"Fuck….this is going to be girlie isn't it?" Chris says sighing. "Well if it means the show will continue and I win a million bucks…"
-End of Confessional-
-Confessional-
"This is awesome! Maybe now I won't die in a challenge." Neyla says excitedly. "Plus it's great to see Maddie, I've missed her."
-End of Confessional-
-Confessional-
"Oh my God, my best friend is back!" Sami says happily. "I mean it might be boring now but…." Sami shrugs.
-End of Confessional-
"Well I guess I should now tell you guys about the first challenge." Madison says excitedly. "Well, first you have to do each other's nails, hair, and clothes and then do a fashion show!" The other teens look at her, the guys in horror and the girls…well…pretty much the same facial expression. After a minute or two of silence, Madison bursts out in laughter. "I'm just fucking with you guys, I promise, no make-over challenges ever. I just know people are worried about me hosting that it will become very feminine, so I decided to fuck with you guys a bit." The teens sigh in relief.
"So then…what is our first challenge, McLean?" Madison flinches a bit.
"Actually….and before you freak out Sami, no I am not engaged to D or anything, but I'm taking the last name Thompson…." Sami looks at her confused.
"If you're not engaged or anything…why use our last name?"
"I'll explain that when I explain your actual challenge….and if you guys will walk with me, I will show you what you are going to be doing." The group of five, counting Madison, walk about five minutes over to Chris's Mansion. "Okay, behind Mr. McLean's mansion, is your challenge. It is a go cart race all around the island, and the finish line is getting back here after two runs. You and your go cart must make it back here together, and you will have three minutes to go through his house and grab anything that might be useful in slowing your competition down. And…if you happen to find anything in there while you are searching about….about who my real father is….you will catapult yourself into the final two for sure, and the other two will battle it out to see who will face you in the finals." Everyone gasps.
"You mean Chris is not your real father..?" Sami says shocked.
"Nope…he admitted it in a fit of rage the other night…now I have no idea who my real father is…"
"Wow that's tough…" William says sighing. "Are you okay..?"
"I'm as okay as I can be…D's been helping me through it, and I know you guys are there for me and stuff so…I'll make it through…Now! Your three minutes in the mansion….starts…..now!" Chef Hatchet blows a horn to signal them to run.
"Nice trumpet skills Chef!" Madison says smiling.
"I like you better already soldier." Chef says smiling…which is sort of creepy.
"Oh! I almost forgot, when I went through there yesterday, because they're taking everything into custody of the bank this afternoon, I found like…a whole season or two's worth of paychecks in a drawer." She hands over his pay checks. "So I just wanted to give them back to you." A tear almost escapes out of the corner of his eye.
"Madison… you're the real MVP…"
"Oh…well thank you!" The cameras' now pan into the mansion, which is now being destroyed by four teenagers. So far, Sami has found some rope, nails, and a chain. Neyla has a picture frame, some oil, and pepper. William grabbed some eggs, butter, and flour.
"Dude, we're not baking a cake here!" Chris says laughing at William. He has a bowl, some tennis balls, and a sling shot.
"Don't you worry about me, I'll be just fine!" William says smirking then goes up into Chris' bedroom and starts looking for some more ammo while the others stay down stairs.
"Three minutes is up! Come out of the Mansion now!" Madison says walking in, leading everyone out to the back yard, where brand new Stallion X2 Go-Cart racers are right outside awaiting the eager teens.
"Woah!" William says. "That's quite some speed on those things!"
"Maddie, have I ever told you that you're the best?" Sami asks.
"…..I don't think so…."
"We'll…you're the fucking best!" Sami says excitedly, hunger in her eyes to drive.
"Alright, well, I hope you guys grabbed a lot of ammo, because once you're out, you're out. Everything and anything goes, except for kicking someone out of their go-cart by force. And as a safety thing where we won't get sued…everyone must wear a racing helmet and outfits. So go put on these outfits and go to your assigned go-cart."
Sami gets a yellow and black jumpsuit with a matching go-cart, Neyla gets a purple and red jumpsuit and go-cart, William green and blue, and Chris black and white. Everyone puts on their helmets and gets strapped in and revving their engines. Madison walks out holding a black and white checkered flag. "On your marks….."
Neyla grips the steering wheel, and Chris smirks at everyone.
"Get set…."
William growls, ready to start this race, and Sami is anticipating for her to wave the flag.
"Go!" Madison waves the flag, and the four teens all race off, leaving Madison coughing, covered in dust. "Chef! Cue the leader board!" Chef hits the red button on a remote, and a giant television screen appears, having a four way visual, one camera on each driver, and to the side has who is in the lead. So far, Neyla is in first place followed right behind Sami, Then William, and Chris is right on their tails. It's pretty neck and neck.
-After the Commercial Break-
Madison and Chef are now sitting at an announcer's desk.
"Welcome back and here is what has happened! There is now a bigger gap between a couple of them, because William has thrown an egg and hit William on the front window, and the wipers have made the egg smear! He was forced to pull over to get the egg off, which has killed his time! It was a smart move on William's part, wouldn't you agree Chef?"
"Yes, that was a very smart move! From experience, egg spreads once those windshield wipers have been activated, blocking one's vision.
"So now we have Neyla still in the lead, and Sami and William tied for second, and poor Chris is in dead last thanks to William's smart thinking. It will take a miracle for him to catch up now!"
"I won't be tied for second for long." Sami grumbles and she speeds up and then pulls off to the side of the road and gets out.
"What in tarnation is she doing?!" Chef yells, slamming his hands on the desk in shock. Sami smirks as she sees William pull up, she pulls the rope tight and William runs right into it, making him stop dead in his tracks and she grabs the handcuffs she found and cuffs his hands. "See ya later, sucker!" She hops back into her go-cart and drives away to catch back up with Neyla.
"Sami!" William yells, struggling with the handcuffs. Sami drives off laughing, attempting to get ahead of Neyla.
"Oh no! What is William going to do now?! I am assuming there is no key, I think William is down for the count!" Madison says.
"It's the end for a good soldier for sure.." Chef says shaking his head. "Damn shame…but Chris is back on the board in third, just now passing William.
"That's what you get!"
"Fucking hell…what am I gonna….." William smirks. "Hold on…..I wonder if…" William gets up and sits on the ground and is able to bring his hands out from behind his back, back up to the front. "At least I can steer…." He sits there and practices. "Sort of….oh well! Can't give up!" He starts his engine up again and begins to drive, again right behind Chris.
"You bitch!" Neyla screams as Sami drives past her, getting past the finish line first on the first run, one more run to go and Sami is in first, Neyla following close behind to get into second place. The two girls have one round to go. William throws the flour right as he passes Chris, creating a vision impairing cloud of dust.
"Aaaahh!" William says, trying to drive through it, but ends up losing control of the vehicle and going into the shallow part of the lake, hitting some rocks. The engine sputters, and as he hits one very big rock, he flies out of the go- cart and lands in the lake. After a few heart stopping seconds, he surfaces, coughing and taking off his helmet. "Damn you cooking ingredients! Damn you to hell!" Chris says shaking his fist in the air…then couching up a fish. "Gross!" He starts to swim to shore. Madison walks up to shore and hands Chris a towel.
"Thanks…." Chris mumbles. "Does this mean I'm eliminated…?"
"From this specific challenge….yes….and if no one else wrecks….yeah…." Madison says walking back towards the desk.
"Come on Maddie…I thought we were friends…don't be like that huh…"
"Chris please don't do this to me….we are friends…but it's what the rules are…."
"You can change them can't you?"
"Well….I-I mean…."
"Come on Maddie….I'd be the happiest dude in the South…."
"….Chris I can't do that…it isn't fair to everyone else if they do finish…."
"Dammit! I need this money Mad….not like you would know…you're rich…" Madison looks down.
'"Chris I can't….I-I'm sorry…"
"….I thought you were nice….you're as prickly as a cactus." Chris walks off angry and Madison feels guilty…but knows she can't let him get to her. "H-How are the others doing Chef?" Madison asks sitting back down.
"Sami and Neyla are neck and neck, and William is right behind them." Chef says looking up at the screen. They're coming close to the halfway mark, so the race is almost over. And as you know, if no one else wrecks, Chris will be eliminated, never to return to the island."
"Y-Yeah…I know.."Neyla throws pepper behind her, hitting Sami in the face. She starts to sneeze uncontrollably.
"You-achoo-bitch!" Sami keeps sneezing, but is able to keep driving, she swerves a little bit, but keeps speed with her. She is right at the finish line, and gets in front of Neyla and throws the nails, blowing out the tires on her go cart, so Sami ends in first place…..and Neyla's go-cart barely goes over the line…but it counts and makes it to second place….and William comes in a few minutes later in third. No one else crashed…so that means Chris is going to be the one going home.
"It's not fair! Chris yells. "This is more unfair than when they give me Tojo the bull at rides man!" Chris kicks a rock. "Fuck that hurt worse than my grandma's cooking!" I thought we were friend's guys! Maddie change the rules!"
"…Chef…..do your thing….." Chef grabs Chris and puts him on the boat and drives him to Playa De Losers.
"That's the end of the episode everyone!" Madison says looking at the camera trying not to cry. "See you next time on Total…Drama….Back to the Island! I'm Madison Thompson…and I'm signing off!" The cameras' go off Madison goes off to her trailer to calm down.
-A Few Hours Later-
"Hey Maddie…" William knocks on the door. "Can I come in?" Madison opens the door wearing a black tank top and fluffy pink pajama pants with panda's on them, obviously been crying. "Y-Yeah…?"
"I found something that might lead you to your real dad…." William hands over a paper. "It's your birth certificate….but it doesn't have Chris' name on it. Madison reads it over and gasps. "….I know him…." She looks at William and hugs him. "Thank you….You are now in the final two…..Now if you will please leave I have to make a few phone calls…." Madison gives him one last hug. "I'm grateful Will…." William leaves and she calls D. "Yeah…I know who my father is…ride back here with Chef…I can't do this alone"
…and with that….the chapter has now ended.