Fred & George
All most people see when they look at George and Fred is one person in two bodies, causing a pain in their hearts that they hide from the world.
Butter was not what Fred expected to find in his shoe first thing in the morning on April 1st.
Confusion reigns around Fred and George.
Dawn was something that Fred enjoyed watching every morning that he could, even if George did grumble about it if he got woken up that early.
Entertaining each other started before they even started walking, so it came as no surprise when Fred and George made a career out of entertaining themselves and other people.
Fred hated anything except butter on his morning toast.
George would only eat toast if it had a thick layer of orange marmalade.
Harry had started working with the twins, helping them develop new products before they left Hogwarts, so they were not surprised when Harry came to the shop just a few weeks after the final battle asking if they would like some help around the shop.
Intelligence is a trait that Both Fred and George try to keep hidden; it is so much fun watching everyone around them underestimating them.
Just because they were identical did not mean that they were exactly alike, or that there were not simple ways to tell them apart.
Kites were Fred's favorite toy when he was little; George however was the only one who could get them up into the air.
Love potions were a very popular item, however after what happened to their little brother, George and Fred refused to sell them. (1)
Midnight on New Year's Eve was a rather depressing moment for both Fred and George, the man they both loved had no idea that they had long ago given him their hearts; they could only hope that one day that would change.
Nightseer is a book that George will never get tired of reading, no matter how many times he has to repair or replace his copy. (2)
Order was not something most people would expect in their flat over the shop, but together Fred and George made sure that their home was always kept in order just for the simple peace it offer them.
Popular bands like The Weird Sisters were not people they ever expected to buy from their shop, let alone come to the shop in person.
Quiet was something that George and Fred both craved after growing up with so many brothers and their little sister.
Rome was not the safest place for a wizard to visit, but it remained the number one place that George wanted to visit.
Star Trek was something of a guilty pleasure for the twins, but while George preferred The Next Generation, Fred loved Voyager. (3)
Transylvania, contrary to popular theory, was not full of vampires much to Fred's disappointment when he visited.
Umbrellas were not something anyone should buy at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, unless they wanted to get soaked every time they stood under it, something their mother found out the wet way.
Variety was a very good thing in George's mind, and owning a shop in Diagon Ally let him see and meet a variety of new people every day.
Wiping down the walls of their workshop for the umpteenth time Fred grumbled about cleaning spell resistant potions, and George decided to look into stronger cleaning spells even if he had to create one.
Xeroxing was not as good as the Gemini spell, and they would tell Hermione that if she ever tried to tell them it was.
You are exactly the kind of person they love to have visit their shop.
Zebra print boxers, Fred giggled as he wrapped Georges Christmas gift, and he couldn't wait to see the look on his face when he saw them. (4)
Notes:
(1) I know that they were selling love potions just before the start Harry, Ron & Hermione's sixth year, but it was that Christmas that Ron ate the potion filled chocolates meant for Harry and then drank the poison laced wine meant for Dumbledore.
(2) Nightseer is a real book by Author Laurell K. Hamilton. It's also my absolute favorite book.
(3 & 4) These are an homage (reference) to T'Key'la.
