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You know all those times I've dissed Jonno? I LIED! I MISS HIM ALREADY! :C I really like Jonno so he is in this story, kay?

Chapter Two – Jaws on the Floor

Vlad wanted to sleep. He was instead waiting rather impatiently on the sofa in the throne room for a slayer. Through whatever source Jonno had got word that Vlad was back in town and was coming over to the school for a catch-up. If Vlad had his way he would be asleep in his coffin trying not to die but if he wasn't present when Jonno arrived then Ingrid would probably end up picking the slayer out of her teeth.

Somehow through the thumping headache he was experiencing he heard a car pulling up in drive and flitted down to meet Jonno.

Jonno had just enough time to walk through the door before Vlad appeared in front of him and toppled over. The slayer immediately helped Vlad up noticing the layer of sweat and unnatural pallor, even for a vampire.

"You don't look well at all!" The vampire slayer exclaimed and Vlad gave a sniff as he regained his balance.

"Well done," Vlad snapped sarcastically before looking guilty. "Sorry."

"It's alright, so what's wrong with you?"

"Uhh." Vlad thought for a second. "Turnsoutimhalfhumanandi'mdyingfromacommoncold." Jonno blinked.

"What?"

"It turns out I'm half human and dying from a common cold." Jonno looked just as confused as he had the first time he said it.

"Are you okay?" Vlad asked. Jonno met his eyes with a thoroughly discombobulated look.

"I don't really know how to process this." The slayer put a dazed hand to his head.

"It took a few minutes for me to really get it." Vlad gave a weak smile. "I was and still am kind of dying though so that really helped." He swayed as a wave of nausea hit him. "Eugh, are all colds this bad?"

Jonno shook his head. "Uhh…No." He looked passed Vlad into the corridor. "Still trying to process the fact you are half human…"

Vlad shrugged. "It'll hit home eventually."

Both of the pair suddenly glanced at the door where someone with dark brown hair stumbled in.

"Hi!"

"How did you meet up again?" Vlad asked as Robin glanced around the throne room.

Jonno shrugged. "Complete coincidence; I put up an ad for a flatmate and Robin turned up yesterday, I figured I'd bring him round here."

Robin was still gazing round the room like a child in sweet shop and Vlad frowned before asking Jonno in a low voice. "Is the mind wipe still active?"

"I don't know, I haven't mentioned vampires or anything to him."

"Ok." Vlad said. "Robin?" The Branaugh turned to him.

Then he fainted.

"Oh." Vlad murmured his voice somewhat thicker due to the presence of fangs. He retracted them and frowned. That was the first time he'd bared his fangs since learning he was half human. It didn't change things by that much but it felt so so weird now that he knew that wasn't truly a vampire, well a full one.

They carried Robin to the sofa in Vlad's room. "So what the hell happened to the school while you were God knows where?" Jonno asked as they waited for Robin to wake up.

Vlad shrugged, just as baffled as Jonno. "I have no clue." The human stirred slightly. "I just came back and the school was closed and in pieces."

Robin cracked an eye open. "Did I pass out?"

Vlad and Jonno exchanged glances. "Yeah…" Vlad rolled his shoulders and flexed his neck. "I need you to look into my eyes."

Robin's brown irises locked on Vlad's yellow ones. "You remember everything about vampires that you forgot."

Vlad snapped his fingers. Robin shook his head and blinked a couple of times. He stared at Vlad for a second or two before…

"Whoa! This is so cool!" Jonno and Vlad both jumped at the sudden volume of Robin's excited bark and the Branaugh jumped to his feet. He darted over to where Vlad's coffin was and started playing with the catches. "Do you sleep in this?"

Vlad nodded, thinking about just how much he wanted to be asleep in it.

Then he felt an itch. And he sniffed. Once. Twice.

"Aaachoooo!"

Robin and Jonno went flying across the room.

And Vlad went backwards into the wall.

"As colds go," Robin said as they all picked themselves up from the floor. "That's ferocious." He frowned. "How do vampires even get colds?"

Vlad gave a smile. "I'm half human."

There was a crash as Robin's jaw hit the floor. "What?" Vlad nodded.

"Half human."

"What?!" Robin blinked. "How the hell does that work?"

"Dad cheated on mum, bam! Half human," Vlad's eyes shone with delight. "It explains everything!" He continued giddily. "Why I never felt I fit in, with vampires or breathers or why I don't like killing people."

"And why you don't know how vampires should behave," Ingrid was stood in the doorway. "But you'll learn."

"What are you doing here?" Vlad scowled and Ingrid gave him a deliciously devious smile.

"I came to tell you about my new role in the council," She brushed non-existent dust off her clothes. "I am the Minister of Estates."

"How'd you manage that?" Vlad had known about Ingrid's trouble with the council for quite some time and had never expected her to manage it due to the sexism alive in the vampire community.

"Well, all I have to do is capture you."

Vlad didn't even have time to glare before Ingrid punched him in the head and he hit the floor. A small group of vampires in regal uniforms then came in behind her. She glanced at Robin and Jonno.

"Take them too." She smiled nastily. "If all goes well, he'll be hungry."

So this chapter is majorly speech, not sure if that's bad or good and I'm not sure if I particularly like this chapter but go ahead and tell me what you think!

See you guys next chapter!