FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 4: Team Phenomenal vs. Gravity Punks, Part I
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Disney, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, Hub Network and other companies and all the rest.
The Angry American (formerly known as ForeverTheTorturedRebel and before that, CharlieHarperFan88) is my partner in helping this Survivor Series come to life.
Note: Like the FanFiction Royal Rumbles, all parts of the event take place on a single night.
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The fans were growing anticipated, the skies were roaring with glory, and the lights shone on that single ring alone. This was about to be a battle of wits and survival. And so far, only one team was gonna walk away the winner. The question was...
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...who was gonna survive?
The question was about to be asked when Legendary WWE Hall-of-Famer Howard Finkel entered the ring the same time the team leader's music played.
(SONG: "Evil Ways" (Justice Mix) by Blues Saraceno)
By one single note playing out of the speakers, the crowd went in a frenzy, cheering wildly for the first team that was beginning to come on out. The legendary announcer approached the mic with grace.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentleman, this is our opening contest of the Fanfiction Survivor Series, in which this match will be No Disqualifications! Introducing the team being lead down the aisle... Team Phenomenal! Comprised of Manik... Mr. Anderson... Austin Aries... "The Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy... and the team leader and TNA Heavyweight Champion... "The Phenomenal" A.J. Styles!
One at a time, the entire members all headed down to the ring as a group united into one. All of the screaming fangirls around Indianapolis shrieked over Jeff Hardy as they handed him their bras and panties.
Jerry Lawler: Wow! Take a look at that!
Mike Tenay: It's hard to imagine the response they got since Jeff Hardy's in the team!
Tazz: Mostly the women in the audience are giving much more to Jeff Hardy than their money's worth, I'll tell you that!
JBL: I see that personally. I get the same response I have when I come home to New York City. Except they give me cash other than bras and panties.
Michael Cole: Team Phenomenal is looking fully prepared! Talk about a team of champions! Mr. Anderson, Jeff Hardy, A.J. Styles, and Austin Aries has been former TNA Heavyweight Champions while Manik is a former X-Division champion! Talk about high caliber at it's best. You're looking at it right here!
One by one, the entire members of Team Phenomenal all entered the ring, looking pumped and ready. Out of all the members of the team, only A.J. Styles had the loudest ovation from all of them, hearing the chants of "AJ! AJ! AJ!" all around Lucas Oil Stadium.
They all waited patiently for the next team to come on out.
(SONG: "Angry Again" by Megadeth)
As the sound of Megadeth exploded into the speakers, the other team, led by a certain anti-social malcontent, came out with flair.
Howard Finkel: And now, their opponents... The Gravity Punks! Comprised of Rigby and Mordecai... 'Total Drama Action' winner Duncan... Dipper Pines... and their captain... Dan!
Both members appeared as a group together, but they all stood together, staring at Team Phenomenal like a group of cowboys. It was almost like a showdown in the wild west. There was only one pack who was gonna stay alive.
Joey Styles: This could be the craziest team of competitors you can ever find!
JBL: These guys are just nonsense. You have two wild party animals, two no-good punks, and a shrimpy weakling. This will be nothing short of a squash match as far as I'm concerned.
Mike Tenay: Well, JBL... experience does come into play, but I think it's interesting to see what Gravity Punks can pull off in this match.
JBL: *snickers* Heh, I doubt it...
Just like what a leading commander would do, Dan forced the rest of his members to engage in a three-point stance. By the look of Team Phenomenal, they were gonna rush in the ring at the same time.
Holding what seemed to be a fake sword, Dan pointed to Team Phenomenal, giving out the signal.
Dan: Okay, everyone! ATTACK!
Performing a screaming battle cry, the bluejay, the raccoon, the delinquent, and Dipper all ran down the ramp alongside Dan like a group of vengeful indians. The crowd deafened their battle cry with thunderous cheers, having the entire audience split on both teams.
As soon as they got inside the ring, the rest of Team Phenomenal charged against the opposing team. This drove the fans even more crazier as a result. Manik took on Dipper Pines, Jeff Hardy took on Mordecai, Mr. Anderson handled Rigby, Austin Aries took on Duncan, while both team leaders namely A.J. and Dan, also jabbed a little.
Michael Cole: Wow! This is going fast and furious!
Mike Tenay: So far, what a way to kick off the Fanfiction Survivor Series! This is amazing, I can tell you that!
Jerry Lawler: Amazing? This is gonna turn extreme in a minute.
The momentum shifted between each team back and forth with blows, until Gravity Punks pummeled Team Phenomenal so badly that they were backed out of the ring with dropkicks thrown by Dipper, Dan, Duncan, Mordecai and Rigby.
But that was hardly the beginning. Everyone except Rigby managed to get to all four corners of the ring, in hopes of getting some double-team offense in the beginning of the match. As soon as Manik, Jeff Hardy, Austin Aries and AJ Styles got up immediately, Dan, Dipper, Duncan, and Mordecai all leaped into the air and landed on them with picture perfect body presses. As usual, Dipper landed on Manik, Mordecai landed on Jeff, Duncan landed on Aries, and Dan landed on Styles. The crowd was perfectly losing it!
JBL: Wow! How impressive was that?
Mike Tenay: A flying body press on all four corners of the ring? How intense is this?
Michael Cole: Well, knowing by the roaring start of the match, this comes very close to intense!
Rigby was now alone in the ring with Mr. Anderson, who recently got back in the ring.
As soon as the referee signaled the opening bell, Rigby and Mr. Anderson started duking it out. So far, Rigby managed to send a flurry a punches over Mr. Anderson's gut, sending the loudmouth to the left turnbuckle.
Jerry Lawler: Rigby's going all out on Mr. Anderson!
Joey Styles: The raccoon's hitting harder like Mike Tyson here!
JBL: Okay, I can concur with that, but he still needs to prove me nonetheless.
Flurries to the gut wasn't enough. So Rigby managed to climb up on Mr. Anderson's chest and go a bit further.
The raccoon gave the loudmouth a 10-punch salute. With a fist forming from his hand, he punched away!
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!
When Rigby got to 10, he decided to take Mr. Anderson for a ride. With a deep breath, the party raccoon flipped him over like a flapjack!
Tazz: Impressive monkey flip by Rigby! He's taking it to Mr. Anderson deep home!
Michael Cole: He's definitely improved since the last time we saw him. That was way back at Fanfiction Royal Rumble II when he and Mordecai nearly cleaned house out of everyone!
JBL: I can only hope his success doesn't go straight to Rigby's head.
The action outside the ring was way more intense than usual.
Back at the left barricade, Dan was pummeling on A.J. Styles, long enough to be tired and worn out. And as the Phenomenal One was busy trying to recover, the malcontent rushed over to him and nailed A.J. with a flying clothesline over the barricade.
Joey Styles: Oh my god, clothesline over the barricade!
Mike Tenay: A.J. tumbled over like a domino!
Tazz: Gravity Punks may be looking to tumble over the team if they keep this up!
JBL: Yeah, but for how long?
Back at the right barricade, Manik was looking to whip Dipper through the barricade.
With such strength, the masked avenger whipped the youngster...
...only for Dipper to leap on top of the barricade with his own two feet.
Michael Cole: Whoa! Dipper managed to save himself for the time being!
But that was only the beginning, Dipper turned around to see Manik...
...and managed to leap up through the air, getting Manik over with a hurricanrana!
Mike Tenay: My goodness! Dipper hits a hurricanrana on top of the barricade!
JBL: I'm amazed that someone the size of a tree stump can manage to get Manik with that move!
Near the second left barricade, Austin Aries and Jeff Hardy decided to double team on Mordecai, by wrapping his wings around their heads and lifting him up in a double vertical suplex.
But before they could actually lift the blue-jay up, Duncan managed to grab Mordecai just in time.
In response, when Aries and Hardy turned back, they were hit with a double superkick!
Jerry Lawler: YEOUCH! Double Superkick! That oughtta sting!
Joey Styles: Yeah, that's definitely enough to make your jaw cringe as well!
Tazz: So far, so good, the momentum's on the Gravity Punks!
This was quickly turning into anarchy at a short time.
Inside the ring however, Rigby was still reigning over the body of Mr. Anderson by giving him a nice body slam. After that, Rigby ascended up the top rope for some high-risk offense.
JBL: Looks like we're about to see a flying raccoon here tonight!
Michael Cole: He's got Mr. Anderson on the mat! Let's see what Rigby comes up with!
In a deep breath, Rigby leaped up through the air...
...and nailed Mr. Anderson with a huge top-rope senton splash!
Mike Tenay: Senton splash from the top rope! And Rigby nails it!
Jerry Lawler: I can't believe it! This could be the end of Mr. Anderson in record time!
JBL: If Rigby covers him for the 3-count, I'll be shocked.
But to the rest of the commentators surprise, Rigby wasn't going for the three count. He wanted to unleash more punishment on Mr. Anderson.
As soon as Mr. Anderson slowly started to get up from that senton splash, Rigby stanced himself in crane position. Mordecai was yelling at his best friend to cover him already, but Rigby became too stupid to ignore him.
JBL: This is insane! Why didn't Rigby cover him?
Joey Styles: That could be a mistake for Rigby!
As Mr. Anderson turned around, Rigby swung at him...
...at the form of slaps. He got him in the leg and in the abdominal section. The rest of the crowd looked confused that Rigby would do something like this. I mean, all Rigby wanted to so was slap Mr. Anderson repeatedly through all body parts? How childish to Mr. Anderson. But to his amazement...
...he didn't feel unaffected by Rigby's slaps.
Tazz: What the hell? Is Rigby hamboning Mr. Anderson?
JBL: How stupid is that? That's hardly gonna do any damage!
Michael Cole: It's nice knowing you, Rigby!
Mr. Anderson was pissed off at the raccoon. Rigby was hitting as hard as he can, but in response...
...Mr. Anderson ended up kicking Rigby in the no-no region! The entire WWE Universe had cringed and cheered at the same time at this display.
Rigby: *as he's holding his jewels* YEEEEEEEEEEOW! THAT F***ING KILLS!
Jerry Lawler: Well, you can forget seeing this raccoon have kids in the future!
Joey Styles: I'm certain he may not have kids at all! That hurts like holy hell!
With Rigby holding his jewels painfully, Mr. Anderson grabbed the Raccoon and got him with a quick Mic Check!
JBL: Mic Check! Mr. Anderson got him hook, line and sinker!
After the Mic Check, Mr. Anderson covered Rigby's body while the referee began making the entire three-count.
1! 2! 3!
The referee then sounded the bell, indicating the first elimination of the Fanfiction Survivor Series.
Mike Tenay: Rigby's gone! He's done!
JBL: Rigby was too stupid to do something foolish like hambone a former United States Champion. And it cost them.
Michael Cole: I hate to admit this very much, but I don't blame you for the least!
1st Elimination: Rigby (Gravity Punks); Eliminated by: Mr. Anderson (Team Phenomenal); Result: Pinfall
The rest of the Gravity Punks all cussed Rigby out for no reason before he left up the ramp a defeated man.
Meanwhile, Mr. Anderson took no time to rest as Dipper Pines caught him out of nowhere with a springboard flying forearm from the apron.
Mike Tenay: Flying forearm out of nowhere by Dipper Pines!
Tazz: Dipper's looking pretty impressive it seems! He was impressive in the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble and now he's tearing it up in the Survivor Series!
Jerry Lawler: I tell ya, this kid never ceases to impress me.
The action outside the ring kept on going. The fight between Dan and AJ Styles was so rowdy, they took it to the crowd.
So far, Dan had roughed up the Phenomenal One for a good minute or two into the match. AJ was trying to find a place to recover until Dan body slammed him on the concrete.
Michael Cole: Ouch! Right on that forbidden steel concrete!
Joey Styles: That sure as hell won't look pretty!
With A.J. unconscious on the floor, Dan looked under the garbage bin and looked for a 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew. He found it and pulled it out for the world to see.
JBL: Dear god, is Dan gonna hit A.J. Styles with a bottle of pop? What good is that gonna do?
Joey Styles: Dan may not think much, but when it comes to weapons, he'll use anything in the arena to his advantage!
Before Dan could whack A.J. Styles with the empty bottle, the Phenomenal One managed to get up...
...and nailed the malcontent with the Pele Kick!
Tazz: Oh, HELLO!
Michael Cole: Dan got the wind knocked out of him with that violent Pele kick!
Mike Tenay: I think A.J.'s got the tide turned in this fight!
While Dan and A.J.'s brawl in the audience continued, the fight between Austin Aries and Duncan intensified.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived and the Delinquent fought all the way up to the ramp. So far, Duncan was winning this little sparring round.
JBL: We got ourselves a war at Survivor Series! Look at Austin and Duncan go!
Jerry Lawler: Indeed! They're like machine guns going off on each other! It's insane!
Joey Styles: Somebody's gonna be looking to get shot down here!
A few more blows from Duncan sent Austin Aries off the stage, but luckily, Austin Aries managed to land on his feet and only tumble a bit.
Duncan backed away from him a bit so that the Greatest Man That Ever Lived could get up. When Austin did get up however, The Delinquent took off running and leaped off the stage, hitting Austin Aries with a clothesline!
Joey Styles: Oh my god! A clothesline off the stage!
Michael Cole: He flew with the greatest of ease there!
Tazz: This is turning into an all-out war!
Outside the ring, Dipper and Mordecai were busy double teaming against Mr. Anderson on the top rope.
By the look on Dipper and Mordecai's face, they were planning to get the loudmouth with a double superplex. They wrapped Mr. Anderson's arms around their necks and started lifting him up.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh! This feels bad enough for Mr. Anderson here!
Mike Tenay: And to think getting piledriven onto the stage was bad enough, this is gonna be way worse, especially the landing!
But before they could even think about hitting the superplex, Manik managed to recover in time and got in the ring. Seeing Mr. Anderson in an uncomfortable position, Manik managed to push Mordecai off the ropes and onto the floor.
JBL: Uh-oh! Mordecai took a bit of a tumble!
Joey Styles: There was no way Manik was gonna let Mr. Anderson crash-land on the mat!
Manik managed to save Mr. Anderson for the time being. In exchange, Manik hoisted Dipper Pines up by his shoulders.
This left the loudmouth to recover for a second. After shaking some nerves off, he eyed Dipper Pines like a boat waiting to be blown up by a heat seeking missile. When Manik turned around with Dipper still on his shoulders, Mr. Anderson leaped up in the air and nailed the youngster with a flying bulldog!
Tazz: You gotta be kidding me! A flying bulldog?
Joey Styles: That's the same double-team move made famous by The Steiner Brothers!
Mike Tenay: Definitely an homage to the Steiners at best! Dipper may be out like a light!
As Dipper's body began limping across the mat, Manik began to cover him for the three-count.
1... 2...
But just when the referee began to hit his hand on the mat for a third time, Dipper Pines managed to kick out.
Michael Cole: What a surprise! Dipper managed to kick out of that move!
JBL: I'll give Dipper where credit is due! He's showing some good durability!
Jerry Lawler: But just how long can Dipper hang on there?
As Dipper was trying to fight off the onslaught, the brawl between Dan and A.J. Styles continued on through outside the arena. Well, it was pretty much from the entrance way. They were fighting along a group of people who had no choice but to turn back since the stadium was filled with capacity.
The first place they decided to fight next was the food court.
Tazz: Looks like they're taking this to the food court!
Mike Tenay: That's quite an interesting scenery!
At one time, A.J. took Dan's entire body and pushed him through a table full of tacos, knocking the entire tray and Dan to the floor!
JBL: Well, there goes a good waste of tacos!
Michael Cole: Yeah, I bet they were spoiled anyway.
The entire crowd of people were enjoying what they were seeing. Nothing but a brawl in the food court.
A.J. Styles saw a table full of burritos and pushed the rest of it off so that he can stand on top of it. He definitely wasn't looking to dance as a matter of fact. As Dan got up and wiped the entire crud of taco cheese off, A.J. Styles dived on top of him with a flying forearm!
Jerry Lawler: A flying forearm on top of a taco table!
Joey Styles: It's been full of flying forearms in the Fanfiction Survivor Series!
JBL: Yeah, I wonder what's gonna happen next with the both of them? They fight around a bouncy castle next?
However, the fight between Duncan and Austin Aries carried on to the audience sitting in the stands.
And just like their showdown between the entrance ramp, it once again became a slugfest full of fists. They were trading blows through a flight of stairs.
Michael Cole: Looks like we got a fight in the stairs.
Mike Tenay: You hate to see who's gonna tumble here!
However, a punch from Austin Aries forced Duncan to tumble down step after step. The Delinquent was going down like a Slinky going down on, you guessed it, a flight of stairs.
Tazz: Oh man! You ever heard of the song 'London Bridge Is Falling Down'? Well, it looks like Duncan's fallen down!
Michael Cole: No matter who you are, falling over a flight of stairs can be painful to a poor person's bones!
Meanwhile, Duncan's teammate Mordecai managed to be there for him, holding a full table in his hands. He started setting up each table one by one next to the railing scaffold.
One at a time, Mordecai had managed to stack up four tables, hoping that someone, mostly Austin Aries from "Team Phenomenal" would be driven through it.
Joey Styles: I don't like the looks of this, guys!
Tazz: You're telling me! Mordecai's setting up table after table!
Jerry Lawler: Good thing the EMT's are close by! I hate to see who's gonna be the poor sucker buried under a piece of wood.
With a smirk on Austin Aries's face, he saw Duncan laid motionless after being tumbled over by those stairs.
He decided that it was time for Duncan to take a very long fall. Austin Aries grabbed him by the mohawk and sent him tumbling over the rails...
...but miraculously, Duncan managed to hold on for the time being. The crowd hung on to their seats in awe.
Michael Cole: My goodness! Duncan almost fell but managed to hang on here!
JBL: This is gonna be worse! One of them's about to take a dive!
Mike Tenay: One punch may send Duncan to a deep abyss!
As Austin was about to punch Duncan to his grave, the delinquent rammed his shoulder into Austin's ribs, and decided to flip him over Duncan's head!
Austin Aries was sent flying over the guardrail when he managed to hang on to the steel poles just in time!
Joey Styles: OH! Austin Aries managed to hang on as well!
Tazz: I'm on the edge of my seat here! Who's looking to fall!
Mike Tenay: I'll be lucky if both of them don't fall!
This became another slugfest, but only because they were fighting between a slant edge. Both Aries and Duncan traded punches after one another to see which man would fall underneath a stack of tables. Duncan managed to pummel Aries a little bit more, before Austin furiously nailed Duncan in the eye sockets.
Knowing that he couldn't manage to out-fight Aries, Duncan had an idea up his sleeve. As Aries started to go for the final blow, Duncan managed to block it and nail Aries in the back in the head via a roundhouse kick!
Joey Styles: Kick to the noggin! That's an understatement!
Jerry Lawler: Oh man... I can't look!
The kick forced Aries to stumble over the edge and began leaning back for a nasty fall. But before he could actually fall...
...Aries decided to take Duncan with him by grabbing the collar of the punk's black shirt! In a moment, both Austin and Duncan plummeted over 10 feet of cold hard wood, crashing under the stack of tables below!
Tazz: HOLY S***!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OHHHH MY GOOOOD!
JBL: *speechless* My god...
Michael Cole: Austin Aries and Duncan have fallen onto the stack of tables! My god!
Mike Tenay: And listen to this response from fans all across Indianapolis!
The entire scene forced the people inside Lucas Oil Stadium to break out in a "Holy S**t" chant.
Under the rubble of wood, both Austin Aries and Duncan were slumped among the cold hard concrete. There was absolutely no way they were getting up from that impact. Not after what happened.
The rest of the referees and EMT's managed to check on them. By the looks of things, neither the delinquent or Austin could carry on in the match. This called for two eliminations instantly, despite the fact that pins or submissions can only happen in a ring.
The Fink: Ladies and gentleman, due to the uncontrollable brawl... both Austin Aries and Duncan have both been eliminated!
2nd Elimination: Austin Aries (Team Phenomenal); Eliminated himself; Result: KO
3rd Elimination: Duncan (Gravity Punks); Eliminated himself; Result: KO
A stretcher was called for both Aries and Duncan. What a horrific scene this was indeed.
But before Mordecai could stare into the damage itself. He was confronted by Jeff Hardy, who managed to surprise the bluejay out of nowhere by ramming him through the barricade.
Jerry Lawler: Oh! Mordecai tried to see what's going on, but he was surprised by Jeff Hardy at the last second!
Tazz: Hardy may be looking to cook Mordecai well done with all the damage he's gonna do to him!
Mordecai was slumped over a stretcher. Before the bluejay could even try to heal, Hardy found a chair laying out of nowhere. He set it up closer to where a groggy Mordecai was slumping.
Making sure the fans backed away at the last moment, the Charismatic Enigma managed to take a good run, hopped on the chair, and crash-land straight into the barricade, flipping both Mordecai and Hardy over in front of Hardy's screaming fans.
Joey Styles: Oh my god!
Michael Cole: 'Oh my god' is right!
JBL: This match is really impressing me so far! There's so much carnage, I'm so glad I retired!
Mike Tenay: I'm glad I'm not one of them so far! Who's gonna survive in this violent encounter?
To be continued, yet again...
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Wow... that was a doozy if I ever saw one! That was part 1 so far! Expect part 2 soon enough! So let's see who's out so far:
Eliminations:1st: Rigby (Gravity Punks)
2nd: Austin Aries (Team Phenomenal)
3rd: Duncan (Gravity Punks)
Competitors still in:
A.J. Styles, Jeff Hardy, Mr. Anderson, Manik (Team Phenomenal)
Dan, Dipper Pines, Mordecai (Gravity Punks)
Talk about starting this Fanfiction Survivor Series with a good old-fashioned brawl! Will Gravity Punks survive without Rigby and Duncan or will Team Phenomenal fly high tonight? We'll find out after my little snooze. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…