FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 6: Awesome Showoffs vs. Tha Cool Guyz, Part I
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The Angry American, (formerly known as ForeverTheTorturedRebel) is my partner in helping this Survivor Series come to life..
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The entire crowd were anticipating the next contest of the Fanfiction Survivor Series. They were hoping that it would become more rowdy than the opening contest. That remained to be seen however, when "The Fink" Howard Finkel approached the mic.
But before he could actually get to the contest however, the sound of Van Halen blasted through the speakers.
(SONG: "On Fire" by Van Halen)
JBL: Looks like we got ourselves a guest here.
Jerry Lawler: I'm just hoping that it's not Sunset Shimmer. After all, she wouldn't think of coming back for more.
Joey Styles: Well, we can hope it's not!
Much to the commentators's relief, it wasn't Sunset Shimmer.
The person who was coming out to Van Halen happened to be none other than Heath Burns of "Monster High" fame.
He looked more like humanized Flash Sentry, but with spiky fire-like hair and almost-similar clothing. He gave out high-fives to the rest of the fans, who were chanting 'Heath Burns' over and over again. Michael Cole looked a little creeped out because of his appearance.
Michael Cole: *cringing* My god, is his hair on fire?
Tazz: I'm not sure, it almost looks like it's on fire, but practically, it's not. It's just his hair.
Mike Tenay: I think Heath Burns just wants a closer look at the action, it seems!
Mike Tenay was right on the dot.
Even though he wasn't taking place in this Fanfiction Survivor Series, the firestarter from Monster High decided to take a seat next to Jerry "The King" Lawler. And to make himself at home, he kicked his feet up on the announcer's table. With a smirk, he turned to both JBL, The King, and a still frightened Cole.
Heath Burns: Surprised to see me, guys?
JBL: What on earth are you supposed to be doing here? You ain't supposed to be around us for the entire show, you monster!
Heath Burns: Be that as it may, how good is the Fanfiction Royal Rumble without the hottest guy in Monster High? Sure, you think that people like me would be made for tweenage girls, but whenever Heath's always around, he's always made for anywhere!
Mike Tenay: Well, that makes sense. You're just in time to see the second match of the night.
Heath Burns: Good, I don't care who's fightin'. I just want to see some carnage. Let's go to the bald guy then. Who's his name? The Funk?
Michael Cole: Um, Heath. That would be 'The Fink', Howard Finkel?
Heath Burns: Really? I thought you were talking about Tenay.
Not having to explain the whole story to Heath on commentary, The Fink managed to introduce the upcoming match.
(SONG: "I'm Here To Show The World" by Downstait)
Howard Finkel: This is our next Survivor Series match! Coming down the aisle, The Awesome Showoffs! Consisting of Fandango... "Long Island Iced Z" Zack Ryder... "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry... The Miz... and Dolph Ziggler.
The members of the Awesome Showoffs, began to enter one at a time. First up was Fandango, who was accompanied by Summer Rae. Next up was Long Island's own Zack Ryder, taping the huge Indianapolis crowd with his iPhone. After that was 'The World's Strongest Man' Mark Henry, looking mean and pumped up. Then came out the co-captain, which was former Real World alumnist turned former WWE Champion The Miz. And of course, out came the last member of the team, which turned out to be the team leader, Dolph Ziggler.
After shaking his hiney for the girls sitting the audience, he walked down the entrance ramp.
Joey Styles: Talk about a strange team at first. Namely, this team is full of faces, except Fandango, who's a heel out of all places.
JBL: It's not about that, Joey. It's all about putting your differences aside for one night and getting along, no matter who's aligned with who.
Heath Burns: *looking at Summer Rae* That's a mighty fine honey I'm seeing. She's looking hot just like me.
Jerry Lawler: I could feel the same thing, Heath. Although I'm not sure if it's you or her.
Tazz: What a group we got here. Looks like a fruity Justice League.
Inside the ring, Fandango had the loudest cheers out of any member, having the Indianapolis crowd sing his theme song over and over again.
But that all soon came to an end when the other team's music played.
(SONG: "American Bad Ass" by Kid Rock)
As the familiar music by Kid Rock blared out across the speakers, the crowd went on a total frenzy, cheering the next team that was about to come out here.
Howard Finkel: And their opponents, Tha Cool Guyz... consisting of "Razor" Jake Clawson and "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, The SWAT Kats... Flash Sentry... Monty Monogram... and their team captain, Geoff!
To make a huge splash, the entire team all came out in a huge brown military-style Jeep. Except it was all decked out in with the American Flag. Geoff and Monty Monogram were in the front seat, while Flash Sentry and The SWAT Kats were at the back. What an entrance these guys were making.
They rode down the entire entrance ramp, and immediately stopped close to the ring, only to engage in a tense face-off with the Awesome Showoffs.
Joey Styles: WHOA, Hello!
JBL: They got themselves a Jeep!
Heath Burns: I'd tell ya, that is one sweet ride! I wish I really had a car like that!
Mike Tenay: Tha Cool Guyz are coming out in style! What's interesting about this team is that both men have crushes on popular girls from their respective shows. Geoff's has a girlfriend in Bridgette, Monty Monogram is the boyfriend of Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Flash Sentry is Twilight Sparkle's crush, and believe this or not, Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs are the SWAT Kats's object of affection, with her liking Razor a bit more than T-Bone!
JBL: I'd tell ya, it doesn't come as close to my limousine.
The entire team came inside the ring, which left Monty Monogram, Flash Sentry and Geoff posing with their hands up for the rest of the fangirls sitting in the audience. The SWAT Kats did too get a reaction, but they received a respective hiss, due to the fact that both Razor and T-Bone were cats.
After the dust was settled, the referee separated them a bit so that he could start the opening bell. The first two people to start this match were Fandango and Flash Sentry. Despite the match being started, the rest of the fans wouldn't stop Fandango-ing one bit.
Michael Cole: This matchup is underway, folks!
Heath Burns: What's up with these people? They all sound like ghosts having sex.
Jerry Lawler: They're actually 'Fandango-ing'. It's a craze started by Fandango himself. It all started in East Rutherford about last April.
Heath Burns: So they all moan musically? That sounds a bit retarded.
Fandango was dancing all around the ring, hoping the make the move at the right time.
Flash Sentry was giving out roundhouse kicks, just to make Fandango flinch and lose his footing. This was turning into a quiet showdown. Even Summer Rae looked a bit tense to say the least. She didn't know who was gonna hit who.
However, Heath Burns decided to have a little fun by shouting out to her.
Heath Burns: *to Summer Rae* Hey baby, like what you see?
Summer Rae looked at the fire-infested teenager and felt a bit turned off. However, Fandango turned to Heath from inside the ring.
Fandango: Hey, you leave her alone! She doesn't need to be with the likes of you!
JBL: *to Heath* What in the hell are you doing, you freak? You have no part in this match!
Fandango was getting ticked off that some pyro-induced teen would hit on his dancing partner.
However, that provided perfect distraction for Flash Sentry, who nailed the ballroom dancer in the back of the head with a Trouble In Paradise!
Michael Cole: Oh! Flash Sentry with a Trouble In Paradise!
Tazz: Man, that might have knocked Fandango's brain out of his skull!
Jerry Lawler: I can't believe that's gonna be it!
With Fandango seeing stars in the form of 70's disco balls, Flash Sentry made the cover for the 123.
1... 2... 3!
Fandango's elimination somehow got a mixed reaction. There were a good majority of the crowd who booed, while half of them cheered. It was like 49% bad but 50% good.
Mike Tenay: Well, so long Fandango! Nice seeing you!
JBL: Yeah, and it was all thanks to that punk kid, Heath Burns!
1st Elimination: Fandango (Awesome Showoffs); Eliminated by: Flash Sentry (Tha Cool Guyz); Result: Pinfall
Fandango argued at the referee that he didn't get a fair fight out of all of this. But the referee told him an elimination was an elimination.
Not getting anywhere with this, the ballroom dancer left with an angry Summer Rae in hand. Not even the people Fandango-ing to his music could help him out here one bit!
Joey Styles: Man, is Fandango one angry bunny!
Heath Burns: C'mon, where is Fan-dumbo going with that little hottie? She could stay and watch the match. I think I got a good seat for her!
JBL: Good seat? It's your fault Fandango got eliminated in the first place.
Heath Burns: Take a chill pill, cowboy. Is it no problem that Summer Rae has the 'hots' for me?
Michael Cole: I don't know, but it's 5-on-4 now!
After Fandango's elimination, Zack Ryder took his place inside the ring.
This was an interesting battle, even when it started out fast. So far, both Zack Ryder and Flash Sentry were trading arm drags with other. The series of arm drags went for a good second until Zack Ryder grounded Flash Sentry with a side headlock takedown!
Joey Styles: Side Headlock Takedown by Zack Ryder. This one's going fast and furious!
Jerry Lawler: It's so fast, it's like a fast forward button's playing somewhere in the arena!
Flash Sentry managed to front flip himself out of that headlock and gave Zack Ryder a couple of dropkicks of his own. Every time Zack Ryder would try to get up, Flash would knock him down.
Ryder then got up as Flash Sentry whipped him across the ropes, he tried to take him by surprise with a roundhouse kick, but Ryder managed to duck down, whip himself across the ropes, and nail the blue-haired youngster with a flying neckbreaker!
JBL: Ryder flew with that neckbreaker!
Heath Burns: Is it that guy with the spiky hair who wears a headband and looks like Paul Phoenix from Tekken?
Mike Tenay: He used to, but now Ryder seems to grow out if that style. He's now looking for glory here!
Heath Burns: Shame, I liked him with that eraser hair of his...
The clothesline was enough to knock Flash silly.
Ryder picked him up and dragged him to the Awesome Showoff's corner. From there, Ryder tagged in the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry. Looking hungry, Henry slugged Flash Sentry right in the gut.
Jerry Lawler: Here comes the big man!
Tazz: With a punch to the fruit basket. That's gotta make you cringe.
In the process, Mark Henry lifted up Flash Sentry in a scoop slam position.
Mark Henry was thinking of slamming him right now while he had the chance. But hence the name of their team, Mark Henry decided to show off a bit for the rest of the crowd.
He backed away through a good part of the ring, only to throw Flash Sentry about a good portion of the ring in pure strength.
Joey Styles: Oh my god! He nearly plucked Flash Sentry out of orbit!
Michael Cole: Flash Sentry may have been sent to a galaxy, far far away!
Heath Burns: Mark Henry threw him with the greatest of ease. I swear, Flash is starting to become a little dwarf compared to this guy!
While he was still down, Flash managed to tag in one of the SWAT Kats, which was Razor.
He immediately got in and engaged in a stare down with The World's Strongest Man. Razor was sweating a bit, but he showed no fear in this face-off.
Jerry Lawler: Razor's tagged in now!
JBL: All right, we got the fastest of the SWAT Kats! Let's hope David knows how to move Goliath here!
Mark Henry: *shouting at Razor* You cant get through me!
Trying to ignore Henry's words, Razor tried kicking Mark Henry right by the leg, but The World's Strongest Man retaliated by pushing him through a good quarter of the ring.
Razor tried to rush at him one more time, but the results were the same. Henry kept on pushing him and falling on his ass.
Michael Cole: Razor's not getting much of a chance against The World's Strongest Man here!
Mike Tenay: So far, the Awesome Showoff's are slowly turning this match around, despite down one guy!
Heath Burns: Didn't Razor learn how to duck during his days as a SWAT Kat? If Henry keeps pushing him down like this, his nine lives ain't got a chance in hell.
But Razor didn't want to give up. He wanted to move the big guy.
The lighter, much tanner SWAT Kat got back up...
...only to eat a clothesline from Mark Henry!
Jerry Lawler: Oh! A hard clothesline sends Razor down.
JBL: That kitty's gonna need some catnip for that impact!
Joey Styles: No kidding. One clothesline could rattle your entire jaw!
Mark Henry picked him up once again, only for him to whip Razor toward the ropes.
But Razor managed to duck down and whip himself once more. Seeing that Mark Henry was attempting to give him a second clothesline, Razor ducked down again and bounced back, hitting Mark Henry with a missile dropkick. The entire impact forced Mark Henry to tumble over the ropes and onto the floor!
Mike Tenay: Whoa! Out goes Mark Henry!
Michael Cole: No way can Mark Henry withstand a missile dropkick like that!
Heath Burns: Razor's getting back into this. I like that a lot! He's got the fire re-lit here!
Razor pumped the crowd, which started to break in a "Razor" chant. Basically, he wanted to pull off some aerial offense in this match.
So when Mark Henry was getting up, Razor ran towards the ropes and began leaping on Mark Henry with a flying plancha body press! Mark Henry tried to use his strength to catch Razor in the landing, but the way that Razor flew at him like a bullet forced the big guy to go down instantly!
Joey Styles: Oh my god!
JBL: Mark Henry went down like that instantly!
Jerry Lawler: This crowd is gone plain bananas!
Heath Burns: Must be my incredible hair. It looks 'hot' as it is from where I'm sitting.
Quickly, Razor managed to get up and get back in the ring, hoping that Mark Henry would come in the ring.
When Henry finally did however, Razor ran to the ropes again, hitting The World's Strongest Man with a running dropkick!
Tazz: Razor in no time to take Henry down! Smart move on the part of Jake Clawson himself!
While Henry was woozy as it is, he decided to tag in Monty Monogram, the son of OWCA leader, Francis Monogram.
He leaped over the ropes and kicked Henry in the fruit basket.
Joey Styles: Here comes Monty Monogram! Let's see what he's got in store!
Mike Tenay: From this kid's credentials, he's the son of Major Monogram, the leader of the Organization Without a Cool Acronym. And he combines acrobatics with brute force, making him an unstoppable high flier!
Heath Burns: So, basically... he's like Nightwing with a college hoodie?
Tazz: Looks like it to me!
Monty was still getting started. He threw out vicious left and right hands with ease, knocking Henry back and fourth. Both Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, and Zack Ryder raised out their hands, hoping for a quick tag.
But Henry was unresponsive. Even when Monty turned his own body around, and struck Mark Henry with a hard discus clothesline!
JBL: WHOA!
Michael Cole: What a shot by the second-generation Monogram!
Jerry Lawler: That clothesline would make Luke Harper look foolish, let me tell ya!
But it wasn't all the bad for Mark Henry. As soon as he sat on his ass, Zack Ryder managed to tag himself in the match with a blind tag. He had quick reflexes better than Dolph and Miz combined.
He tried to get his hand on Monty, but Monty decided to turn it around by whipping Zack Ryder to the upper right turnbuckle. He tried to strike at him, but the Long Island Iced Z had other plans by giving him a double knee to the face.
Tazz: Knees to the face!
Joey Styles: Zack Ryder's fighting back here!
After Monty tried shaking that impact off, Ryder leaped up and hit him with a missile dropkick from the second rope.
The second-generation Monogram crawled down on the lower rope of the left turnbuckle. From there, Ryder decided to do a little bit of fist pumping.
Mike Tenay: Oh man! Ryder's going for the Broski Boot!
Heath Burns: Too bad Monty doesn't have some sort of mask to cover his face. This is gonna be brutal!
Michael Cole: Here comes Ryder!
After chanting out the words "Woo Woo Woo", Ryder took off and hit Monty right in the face.
JBL: BOOM! Right in the kisser!
Jerry Lawler: He nearly made his jaw fall out of place on that move.
Zack Ryder tried to cover him for the two count, but Monty managed to kick out in the nick of time.
The party boy tried to complain to the referee that it was only three, but referee Mike Chioda told him it was only two. That's why Zack Ryder decided to end Monty Monogram's run in the Survivor Series. He backed away from him, giving out the "LI" hand signals, signaling for Ryder's signature move, the Rough Ryder. Geoff, Flash and the SWAT Kats were warning Monty not to turn around.
Mike Tenay: Uh-oh, could this possibly be the Rough Ryder?
Michael Cole: It may be over for Monty once Ryder hits this.
Heath Burns: Hey, guys... you ever see an eraser burnt off from a pencil?
Tazz: I don't think I have.
Heath Burns: *smirk* Oh, you'll find out...
With a smirk, the Monster High pyromaniac snapped his fingers, sending out a spark that occasionally flew inside the ring.
But before Zack Ryder could hit his patented finishing move, the spark that Heath flew into the ring forced Ryder's hair to go up in smoke. Instantly, Ryder hesitated, trying to put out the small smoke of fire with his hands. The people all cringed in awe seeing Zack Ryder's hair torch up like a wildfire.
Joey Styles: My god, Ryder's hair's on fire!
JBL: What in the hell happened?
Heath Burns: *trying to act like nothing's happened* I'm certain one of the lights had a spark and flew out, causing Ryder's hair to go up in smoke! It sure wasn't some dude trying to play with firecrackers, that's for sure.
That provided distraction caused Monty to get up and kick Ryder in the fruit basket.
Feeling groggy, Ryder was sent upside down in a piledriver position, but then Monty's legs was wrapped around Ryder's shoulders. With all the huffing and puffing, Monty slammed the Internet Champion with a Styles Clash!
Mike Tenay: Styles Clash! Pulling a move from A.J. Styles playbook!
Jerry Lawler: Too bad Ryder's hair is inflammable!
Heath Burns: So long, Ryder! It's nice knowing ya!
JBL: Okay, I'm very certain that pyro punk had something to do with this!
With Ryder laid out like a broken light-bulb, Monty covered him for the pin while Mike Chioda made the three-count.
1... 2... 3!
With groans and some cheers going through the Indianapolis crowd, Ryder walked away in defeat.
Michael Cole: You might as well make it 5-to-3 because Ryder's gone!
JBL: *to Heath* Did you do something to cause his elimination?
Heath Burns: I wouldn't know, I'm just playing with my fingers! Nothing special going on!
2nd Elimination: Zack Ryder (Awesome Showoffs); Eliminated by: Monty Monogram (Tha Cool Guyz); Result: Pinfall
After Ryder's departure, Dolph Ziggler managed to come in the ring in place of the Long Island Iced Z.
However, Monty did one better than the showoff. Monty Monogram tagged in the larger and stronger member of the SWAT Kats, T-Bone. You could cut the tension with a hot butter knife to be exact. It was the brute force of T-Bone going up against the speed of one Mr. Dolph Ziggler.
Joey Styles: Well, look at this match-up!
JBL: I think Dolph's looking to scratch this kitty off the face of this Survivor Series!
Heath Burns: My money's on the big kat right there. He's the horse-powered tank engine to the team. Can't wait for him to steamroll the Awesome Showoffs into hot steaming pancakes!
Tazz: You got some favoritism in ya. It's just like me getting behind my boys Aces & Eights!
Heath Burns: *chuckling* Indeed, this one's about to be on fire, I can tell!
Heath was right. Who would make the first punch in this face-off?
Dolph... or T-Bone? There was only one way to find out.
To be continued, yet again...
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Wow, that was another doozy I took! Anyway, here's what we have so far!
Eliminations:
1st: Fandango (Awesome Showoffs)
2nd: Zack Ryder (Awesome Showoffs)
Who's Still In:
Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Mark Henry (Awesome Showoffs)
Geoff, Monty Monogram, Flash Sentry, "Razor" Jake Clawson, "T-Bone" Chance Furlong (Tha Cool Guyz)
This is gonna be one intense chapter after another! Will the threesome of Ziggler, Miz and Henry survive against Geoff and his crew? Keep tuned in until then.
*Takes notebook paper and writes*