FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 7: Awesome Showoffs vs. Tha Cool Guyz, Part II
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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Dolph and T-Bone were engaged in a very fierce stand-off of sorts.
Nobody knew what was on Dolph's mind right about now. I mean, this was the entire muscle of the SWAT Kats. Even though he wasn't a giant of standards, it was gonna take more than speed to knock the big cat off his feet. It was going to take agility!
So Dolph took off and engaged with T-Bone in a aggressive tie-up position, but all he got was a shove from the larger SWAT Kat.
Joey Styles: WHOA! Did you see the way T-Bone shoved him!
Heath Burns: No kidding, bro! He knocked him down like a linebacker should.
Dolph got back up instantly and wanted to try again, but T-Bone shoved him once again.
Not having to be shoved anymore, Dolph decided to throw in a dropkick, which managed to budge the big guy a little bit...
...but only bounced back and nailed the Showoff with a hard hitting clothesline that almost sent him flying out of his shoes!
JBL: A-ha! What a clothesline!
Jerry Lawler: Dolph Ziggler is being picked apart like a Jenga puzzle!
Mike Tenay: I can relate to that very much!
The clothesline was enough to make Dolph Ziggler woozy, but T-Bone wasn't done with him just yet!
The bigger SWAT Kat picked him up on his shoulders, showing his strength off for the WWE Universe by going around in circles. When he stopped to stare at the Awesome Showoffs team, T-Bone flicked Dolph Ziggler across the ring with a Fallaway Slam!
Michael Cole: Yikes! Dolph Ziggler was flown across the ring from a good feet or two!
Heath Burns: It's almost like Ziggler being the world's tallest dwarf!
Mike Tenay: The momentum's still rolling on Tha Cool Guyz side.
T-Bone then picked up Ziggler so that Razor could make the tag.
After he slapped his partner's hand, the lighter and faster of the SWAT Kats ascended to the top rope and nailed Dolph Ziggler with a Double Foot Stomp on Ziggler's back!
JBL: Incredible move by Razor!
Joey Styles: The SWAT Kats so far are showing great teamwork!
Dolph Ziggler was having a hard time getting up by his feet. Even when Razor got him in the arm-lock. A move like than separate a guy's shoulders, even go to lengths to break an arm off!
Trying to ease the pain itself, Dolph Ziggler managed to front flip himself out of the hold and trap Razor in a headlock. That move sent Razor down, but the reason why Ziggler trapped in that headlock was because he wanted to do some showing off of his own.
Jerry Lawler: Ziggler has Razor grounded at the moment!
Michael Cole: The Showoff's changing momentum in this match here!
Tazz: I wonder what's on Ziggler's mind right about now?
Just to drive the Indianapolis people crazy, Ziggler managed to stand upside down on his head and shoulders!
Razor was trying to break free, but the pressure that Ziggler's elbow was pressing through the brain of Razor prevented that from happening. The entire crowd had broken out in a "Ziggler" chant from this awesome display of showmanship!
Heath Burns: No way! How in the hell is he standing on his head like that?
JBL: It's what he is! He's the Showoff!
Heath Burns: I can do that too! But there's no way I wanna risk my hair from fizzing out on me!
Mike Tenay: I think that's a good idea there, Heath!
While still holding Razor by the head, the Showoff was whipped by the SWAT Kat toward the ropes and bounced back nailing Razor with a shoulder block.
But Razor immediately got up, which forced Ziggler running toward the ropes as the lighter SWAT Kat managed to duck down. As Ziggler leaped over Razor, the kat connected Ziggler with a dropkick...
...but Ziggler managed to block it and leaped into the air, nailing Razor with a jumping DDT!
Jerry Lawler: Dear god, what a DDT!
Tazz: These two are exploding throughout the place!
Heath Burns: I'm not sure, but it looks like someone hit a fast forward button around this stadium! It's so fast, my hair's almost burning the sparks off my head!
Joey Styles: Ziggler's fighting back with every ounce of strength he's got left!
While Razor was still lying motionless on the floor, Ziggler connected with an elbow drop.
And then another, and then another. One at a time, Ziggler was throwing down elbow drops chest first to Razor. Everyone around Lucas Oil Stadium all counted to 10 because it was how many times Dolph Ziggler had dropped down elbows.
JBL: Look at him fire each elbow drop at a time!
Heath Burns: Geez, if I was Razor, that would give me a case of heartburn!
Michael Cole: I can see you haven't been tired of the 'fire' references for one bit!
Heath Burns: You kidding? I got a lot of them!
But after the ninth elbow drop, he stood up on his two feet and stared down the entire Cool Guyz team.
Just to insult them, he whipped his hair at Geoff, Monty and Flash like it was supposed to mean something. After that little insult to injury, Ziggler nailed the tenth and final elbow drop through Razor's chest.
Tazz: Yeouch! Somebody send Razor some Pepto-Bismol for that impact!
Jerry Lawler: Ziggler may have destroyed Razor's entire nine lives with elbow drops like those!
In result, Dolph Ziggler covered Razor for the pin.
1... 2... but Razor managed to kick out as soon as the ref slapped his hand through the mat for the third time. There was no quit in Razor whatsoever. Ziggler managed to pick Razor up and whip him toward the ropes. Ziggler tried to connect the SWAT Kat with a rolling forearm smash, but Razor managed to duck down, which forced him to whip himself toward the ropes again.
JBL: Ziggler tried for a rolling forearm, but didn't happen.
Joey Styles: Razor was smart enough to duck!
When Razor ran towards Ziggler, Ziggler wanted to shut the SWAT Kat up with a clothesline, but Razor ducked once again.
With the speed he was pulling out, Razor leaped for a clothesline for his own...
...but Ziggler managed to answer with another clothesline of his own, knocking both man and kat out!
Mike Tenay: What a collision!
Joey Styles: Oh my god! That was almost like two trains colliding!
Heath Burns: It's so intense, my hair's about to heat up!
JBL: There goes another reference to anything fire-related...
The fans refused to get out of their seats. So far, the display that Dolph Ziggler and Razor were putting on was as heart-stopping as ever. So far, they stomped to the feet, hoping that one of their teammates would get the tag.
So far, Geoff, Flash, Monty and T-Bone were lending their hand out, hoping that one of them would be tagged in by Razor himself.
Geoff: Come on dude, tag me in!
Flash Sentry: Come on, Razor! You can make it!
Monty Monogram: Don't let us down, man!
T-Bone: Don't quit on us, Razor!
Razor was giving support from his teammates. That's why he slowly, but surely dragged himself to their partner's corner. Meanwhile, Ziggler was doing the same as well, hoping that either Miz or Mark Henry would be tagged in.
After moments of struggling, both T-Bone and Mark Henry was tagged in at the same time, bringing such an interesting match-up that brought the fans to their feet.
Jerry Lawler: The tag is made!
Tazz: I'm gonna love this matchup here!
Heath Burns: I'm pretty sure this is gonna heat things up!
Heath was right. Things were heating up between the World's Strongest Man and T-Bone himself.
But T-Bone relied on his speed this time. After socking Mark Henry in his face a few times, T-Bone knocked the rest of Henry's teammates with shots of his own.
Joey Styles: T-Bone going fast and furious here!
Mike Tenay: Down goes Ziggler and The Miz!
JBL: T-Bone's not wasting any time! That's a smart move if I saw one!
T-Bone wasn't finished with Mark Henry just yet.
The larger SWAT Kat whipped himself to the ropes and nailed Henry with a clothesline. But that only kept his footing, preventing to go down on his back.
Seeing him on his feet, T-Bone wanted to try once more by getting Henry off his feet. So he whipped himself toward the ropes and gave The World's Strongest Man another clothesline, but it was still no use. Mark Henry was still on his feet.
Jerry Lawler: T-Bone trying to take Henry off his feet, but it's still not working!
Michael Cole: Henry's a big man, King! T-Bone might have to pull off a high-risk move in order to take down Henry!
Heath Burns: Maybe Mark Henry's got a fat woman inside that one piece of his.
JBL: Okay, I'll tell Henry you said that after the match then.
Hoping that third time would be the charm, T-Bone dashed towards the ropes again. And when he bounced back...
...he leaped up in the air and nailed Henry with a flying clothesline! But this time...
...Henry managed to stumble on his feet. Although he wouldn't go down in the mat, T-Bone knew that a big man in Mark Henry would be this close to falling.
Mike Tenay: It didn't help for the third time, but at least Henry's stumbling!
Joey Styles: He's about looking to fall here!
Tazz: I'm not sure! He's still keeping his balance intact.
But not for long. As Henry started to stumble forward...
...T-Bone showed incredible yet shocking strength by picking Mark Henry up in a scoop slam position...
...and slamming him down, much to the fans total amazement! And much to the commentators shock!
Tazz: Holy sh-!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OH MY FRICKING GOOOOD!
JBL: How in the holy hell did he do that!?
Michael Cole: I never seen someone, basically a cartoon character in my life, do that to somebody nearly 400 pounds!
Heath Burns: I can't hear anything! This place is on fire!
Jerry Lawler: You got that right, Heath. Take a look at this crowd! They're definitely getting their money's worth!
And they were getting their money's worth. Around 80,000-plus fans all erupted in a "T-Bone" chant because of that amazing stunt he pulled off. It was so loud, it was drowning out the referee's ear-drums. But it didn't matter since he had to stay full on for this intense match.
The Miz however, had other plans. He managed to get himself off the apron, and saw a bottle of water sitting near Michael Cole. The Awesome One grabbed a hold of it and drank it full-on.
Michael Cole: Hey, wha-? That's my water bottle!
JBL: Looks like he's a little thirsty himself, Cole!
Heath Burns: I hope he doesn't spit that water towards me and my hair. I cringe a little when I'm near something this hydrated in my life!
However, Miz didn't gulp the entire stream of water down. Instead, he got back up on the apron and stared at T-Bone for apparently no reason.
The larger SWAT Kat's momentum kept moving on. He wanted to pull off a running splash, just to put the largest man in this contest so far away. So when T-Bone took a good run, Miz leaned forward on the ropes...
...and spit out water in T-Bone's face. He shrieked a little, trying to wipe the water off of him quickly.
Jerry Lawler: What the!? Miz just spat water in T-Bone's face! Is that even allowed?
JBL: Normally, all of the matches are basically no disqualification, so I guess anything goes from here!
Joey Styles: T-Bone's been blinded by the light!
Heath Burns: Revved up like a deuce with another runner in the night at least!
The entire crowd broke out in a negative reaction because of Miz's antics. As T-Bone was about to wipe away the water from his entire face, Mark Henry immediately got up and saw a blinded T-Bone stand before him.
With rage and intensity, Mark Henry picked up T-Bone by his arms and nailed him clean with a World's Strongest Slam!
Mike Tenay: The World's Strongest Slam! Henry nailed him with it!
Michael Cole: That's it! T-Bone is history!
With T-Bone laid motionless on the mat, Mark Henry covered the SWAT Kat for the 3-count.
1... 2... 3!
The bell rang, signaling the first elimination from Tha Cool Guyz team.
Tazz: This kitty's been put to bed!
Heath Burns: With no thanks to The Miz at least! Nice knowing ya, T-Bone!
3rd Eliminated: "T-Bone" Chance Furlong (Tha Cool Guyz); Eliminated by: Mark Henry (Awesome Showoffs); Result: Pinfall
Razor was angry that The Miz would do that to his partner, and so were the fans, who had T-Bone's entire support in the match go down the drain.
After T-Bone exited the ring and headed back up the entrance ramp, Razor took no time to ascend to the top rope, waiting for Henry to turn right around. When Henry did turn around however...
...he was blasted by a missile dropkick from Razor!
Jerry Lawler: Quite surprisingly, Razor surprises Henry out of nowhere!
JBL: Smart way for Razor to enter through the ring with a dropkick like that!
Michael Cole: Can the fastest of the SWAT Kats find a way to recover that momentum?
Henry shook off the nerves from that missile dropkick that easily.
But he was brought back down again when Razor rushed toward the ropes and bounced back, hitting the World's Strongest Man with a running dropkick to the face!
Mike Tenay: Razor's going all out the best way he knows how!
Joey Styles: Razor's got heart, I'll tell you that.
JBL: But you have to wonder if it's a smart move that Razor's pulling off, because sooner or later, it may be foolish. Just saying from my standpoint.
Heath Burns: It's not foolish where I'm seeing. No matter what the risk, Razor's willing to take it!
Henry dragged himself to the turnbuckle, where Razor managed to rough him up with repeatable kicks to the gut.
But then, he decided to whip Henry to the other turnbuckle, but Henry managed to counter-whip Razor, which sent the SWAT Kat running instead.
But luckily, Razor managed to pull off a tactic from Shelton Benjamin's playbook by leaping up to the lower left turnbuckle. When he leaped however...
...Mark Henry had caught him in mid-air as if it was a "OMG" moment came to life!
Michael Cole: Oh no! Henry's got him!
Joey Styles: He just catched him like a baseball!
Heath Burns: *in suspense* I think Razor's about to burn out like a candle!
Holding Razor in his arms, Mark Henry put him down with the World's Strongest Slam. With no time to waste, Mark Henry covered Razor with the 123.
1... 2... 3!
With the entire three-count made, the bell rang, signaling another elimination caused by the Awesome Showoffs. Therefore, the Awesome Showoffs were fighting back in the contest.
Tazz: Ring a bell here, because Razor's hitting the bricks right now!
Jerry Lawler: One World's Strongest Slam ends Razor's run in the Survivor Series!
JBL: How impressive is that? Mark Henry eliminates both of the SWAT Kats in under a minute!
3rd Eliminated: "Razor" Jake Clawson (Tha Cool Guyz); Eliminated by: Mark Henry (Awesome Showoffs); Result: Pinfall
After Razor's departure, Geoff and The Miz immediately got in the ring, indicating them as legal men in the match so far.
The face-off between them was something else. It was reality show contestant vs. Ex-reality show contestant. It was awesome vs. awesome. Party boy vs. party boy. The crowd got intense for this matchup between two of the most rowdiest people today.
Geoff held his hat tight on for safety while The Miz tightened his wrist bands. You can cut the tension with a knife.
Mike Tenay: Well, this oughta be an interesting contest!
Michael Cole: Geoff and The Miz in the ring for the first time in this matchup.
Heath Burns: *feeling intense* This is feeling hot just like my girlfriend Abbey is! I wish she was there to see this. This would make her melt!
Michael Cole: Heath of course, making a reference to his crush/girlfriend Abbey Bominable, also from "Monster High" fame.
Heath Burns: Have the rest of you checked out my girlfriend, yet? She's so hot, she could even make her whole icy body melt as it is!
JBL: Yeah, I really don't give a damn. Just stick to the commentating instead of the crappy teenage talk.
The staredown didn't last long between Geoff and The Miz. So far...
...it broke out in a back-to-back slugfest. Both men were throwing out punches at each other like a tennis ball hitting back and forth a court.
So far, The Miz started to beat some sense out of Geoff for a several second or two, but the party boy fought back hard, getting Miz in both the face and the gut. This felt like a boxing match, or pretty much an MMA fight at best, with Geoff's punches resembling a bit like Evander Holyfield while The Miz's punches reminded everyone of Mike Tyson, without the ear-biting.
Tazz: We got a real slugfest going on here!
Joey Styles: No kidding! It's like a tornado of punches all around!
Heath Burns: Heck, it's almost like a spreading wildfire!
Jerry Lawler: I'm hanging on to my shoes for this one, guys!
The Miz managed to roll under the ring and get a quick breath. But Geoff wouldn't allow that to happen.
As soon as he tried to get his hands on the Awesome One, The Miz grabbed the party boy's neck and sent it slamming down the rope via Stun Gun. After Geoff was down, the Miz decided to pull off some high-risk offense.
Michael Cole: Miz going up to the top!
JBL: Geoff's not gonna know what hit him!
As Geoff finally got up to his feet, The Miz leaped and hit him with a Double Axe Handle!
Joey Styles: Double Axe Handle! Miz nailed it!
Heath Burns: Geoff may have shrunken an inch! Man, was that nasty.
With the Party Boy unconscious, The Miz decided to go to work on Geoff's left knee with elbow shots. It was a wise move for the Miz, considering that he was gonna make way for his other signature move, the Figure-4 Leglock!
Geoff was screaming in pain, having Miz's elbow drill his calf muscle over and over again.
Tazz: Smart move by Miz! He's going after that turkey leg!
Mike Tenay: I'm feeling hungry all of a sudden.
JBL: So is the Miz. He's just hungry to survive!
After Geoff's leg was roughed up enough, the Miz finally locked in the Figure Four Leglock, much to Geoff's insult to injury.
The crowd broke out in a 'Woooooooo' chant, considering that the submission move was reminiscent of the 16-time World Champion Ric Flair. But before the Miz could trap him, Geoff managed to shove him away.
Heath Burns: Sorry, no Figure 4 today! Geoff ain't gonna allow it.
Jerry Lawler: Although he was very close to it!
The Party Boy was about to give The Miz a hard clothesline, but the Awesome One managed to duck down and nail him with a backbreaker combined with a neckbreaker!
Joey Styles: Excellent combo by Miz!
Michael Cole: Geoff's hasn't gotten a break since! He really needs to pull some offense here!
The Miz dragged Geoff to their team's corner, where the "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry was tagged in.
The twosome decided to whip Geoff by the ropes, so they could give him a double clothesline. But Geoff managed to duck down and give both Miz and Henry a leaping double clothesline of his own. Mark got most of the impact, having to tumble down the mat like a falling bridge.
JBL: Whoa! Excellent clothesline by Geoff! He managed to get Mark Henry down!
Mike Tenay: Yeah, but now... both men are down! What an intense contest.
Heath Burns: These people are getting fired up! Geoff's gotta make a tag in order to stay alive.
Heath was right. The crowd was getting pumped up for Geoff to either make the tag to Monty or Flash. They were itching to get in badly.
Both Miz and Henry tried to drag their own bodies, just to prevent Geoff from getting the tag, but it was all for naught. Geoff managed to make the final leap...
...and tag in Flash Sentry, therefore getting in a hot tag!
Michael Cole: Flash is tagged in!
Heath Burns: He's looking to be on fire!
And 'on fire' he was. After getting tagged in, Flash managed to go up on top and wait for Mark Henry to get back up on his feet.
But when Henry did get up to his feet, Flash responded with a top rope somersault that forced Henry down on the mat!
Joey Styles: What a move by Flash!
Tazz: Dude's like a cannonball going off on impact!
Jerry Lawler: He's slowly, but steadily turning this team around!
Flash wasn't done yet. He responded with dropkicks to both Ziggler and Miz, and refocused on Henry.
While he was still getting up from the rolling senton, Henry came back up, only for Flash Sentry to hit him with a Disaster Kick of all sorts!
Michael Cole: Disaster kick! Flash must've learned a lot from Cody Rhodes.
JBL: So far, Mark Henry's feeling defenseless. Smart move from Tha Cool Guyz to go on the offense!
Flash was pumping up the crowd, who broke out in a "Flash Sentry" chant. While Mark Henry was trying to recover from the turnbuckle, Flash Sentry took in a good run, leaped up in the air...
...and trapped the "World's Strongest Man" in a Koronco Buster, made famous by Kofi Kingston!
Heath Burns: Whoa! Flash Sentry is all over Henry like a diseased-ridden monkey!
Mike Tenay: He's unleashing his inner rage with shot after shot!
Michael Cole: Mark Henry may be close to heading over to LaLa Land with punches like those!
Flash then greeted Mark with a 10-punch salute.
He sent his fist over Mark Henry's skull over eight times, right before Mark Henry showed his tremendous strength, and tried his best to powerbomb him. But before Henry could powerbomb Flash to the cold hard mat, Flash managed to punch him again, which forced Sentry to counter with an impressive hurricanrana!
Joey Styles: Hurricanrana! Impressive counter from Flash Sentry!
Heath Burns: The showoffs ain't looking very awesome so far!
JBL: Mark Henry may need to take desperate measures in order to come back!
Mark Henry did manage to get up again, only for Flash to go to his team's corner. He looked back to the World's Strongest Man, hoping to nail him with a springboard attack from the turnbuckle.
But before Flash could leap into the air, Geoff managed to get in a tag.
Michael Cole: Excellent move by Geoff with a blind tag!
With added power, Flash leaped up in the top rope, and jumped back over to Mark Henry...
...who caught him instantly in mid-air! Having no time to show off his power, Mark Henry immediately slammed him down with a World's Strongest Slam!
Mike Tenay: World's Strongest Slam! Henry caught Flash Sentry by surprise!
JBL: He did, but he doesn't know that Geoff's tagged in, so he can't cover Flash Sentry for the pin!
Heath Burns: Mark Henry's gonna get burned sooner or later!
Mark Henry rolled up Flash for the pin, but the referee told him that Flash Sentry wasn't the legal man.
Henry tried to argue with the referee, which allowed Geoff to quietly sneak up on him like a ninja.
Joey Styles: Henry's not gonna know what hit him!
Tazz: There's absolutely no way Geoff's gonna pick him up!
JBL: I'll bet my $20 that Geoff doesn't even come close to lifting the big man up.
When Mark Henry turned around to Geoff, the party boy squatted down, and with such Herculean strength...
...he managed to pick up Mark Henry over his shoulders in a fireman's carry position. His incredible display left the entire Indianapolis crowd and commentators speechless!
Joey Styles: *shrieking* OH MY FRICKING GOD!
Mike Tenay: *shrieking* GEOFF JUST PICKED UP THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN OFF HIS FEET!
Heath Burns: Well, to borrow a line from a certain someone, 'Good god almighty'!
JBL: *in disbelief* Well, there goes my $20 bucks!
Michael Cole: This whole Lucas Oil Stadium has gone crazy!
Huffing and puffing the best that he can, Geoff slammed Mark Henry with a Samoan Drop, which knocked the wind right out of the big man!
Quickly, Geoff managed to cover him for the pin, while the referee made the count.
Tazz: Please tell me Mark Henry's gonna get eliminated like this!
1... 2... 3!
With the three-count made, the crowd stood up on their feet with a huge pop, cheering for Geoff's elimination of the World's Strongest Man.
Joey Styles: Like it or not, Mark Henry just got eliminated, Tazz!
JBL: I still can't believe out of all people, Geoff could get someone the size of 400 pounds eliminated. I'm in shock.
Jerry Lawler: That makes it three to two now!
4th Eliminated: Mark Henry (Awesome Showoffs); Eliminated by: Geoff (Tha Cool Guyz); Result: Pinfall
After Mark Henry rolled himself out of the ring, Dolph Ziggler managed to get in.
From there, the Party Boy and the blonde-haired Showoff were engaged in a tense faceoff. This was bound to make things interesting between the two men.
Michael Cole: Well, this is sure to be an interesting encounter!
Heath Burns: You kidding? This is definitely gonna heat things up between two teams now! Oh, how I love the chaos and carnage!
Tazz: You're telling me. Dolph Ziggler and The Miz are out-numbered here! They need a gameplan to fight back. If not, then it's bye-bye time!
Jerry Lawler: Well, anything can happen Tazz, especially in the Fanfiction Survivor Series!
To be continued, yet again...
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Just to let you know, the reference that Heath was making when the Miz spat water in T-Bone's face, was a line from a Manfred Mann song entitled "Blinded By The Light". It's actually a pretty good song to be exact, especially if it's from the 1970's.
Sorry, this chapter took a long time since it was the holidays and all. But now that we're finally entering 2014, here's the stats we got in this matchup so far:
Eliminations:
1st: Fandango (Awesome Showoffs)
2nd: Zack Ryder (Awesome Showoffs)
3rd: "T-Bone" Chance Furlong (Tha Cool Guyz)
4th: "Razor" Jake Clawson (Tha Cool Guyz)
5th: Mark Henry (Awesome Showoffs)
Who's Still In:
Dolph Ziggler, The Miz (Awesome Showoffs)
Geoff, Monty Monogram, Flash Sentry (Tha Cool Guyz)
We're down to 3-to-2 in this contest! Can the Awesome Showoffs find a way to fight back?
Will Heath make more puns about something fire-related?
Is there any more pot?
Or did Owen smoke it all before any of us could get our hands on it? I don't know if it's legal here or not, but you'll get the picture. Find out next chapter! Until then... I got nothin'.