FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 9: The Aristocrats vs. The Imaginators, Part I
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The crowd was energetic more than ever. Basically, they were excited to be back from the commercial break, and so was the commentators!
Michael Cole: Welcome back to the Fanfiction Survivor Series! So far, this is living up to the hype!
Jerry Lawler: So far, we had two incredible matches and two teams have advanced to the final event, which will be a 12-man Money In The Bank, featuring the captains of each team competing for a chance to reign supreme on all the teams!
Mike Tenay: We've got Team Phenomenal and Tha Cool Guyz moving on, and in just a minute, we're about to see who'll advance to the next event, which will be The Aristocrats vs. The Imaginators.
Joey Styles: One team will be co-led by Alberto Del Rio and Damien Sandow while the other team will be co-led by Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher from 'Phineas and Ferb'. Something tells me this is gonna be extreme!
Michael Cole: You got that right! Right now, let's go to our backstage correspondent Renee Young, who's with The Aristocrats!
The scene then switched to the backstage area where Renee Young was standing right before Alberto Del Rio and the so-called 'Intellectual Savior of the Masses', Damien Sandow. What was missing however, was three of their teammates, which they wanted to keep a secret.
Renee Young: Del Rio, Sandow. You both face the most interesting challenge of your careers as you take on The Imaginators, led by both Phineas and Ferb. Is there any gameplan you like to-
Damien Sandow: *calmly cutting her off* Silence. Before you go on yammering like an elf, I have to say that this is nothing but a disgrace. I mean, we have to fight nothing but bratty tweenagers. *to Alberto* How sad and pathetic is that?
Alberto Del Rio: It is sad and pathetic. They're nothing but pathetic little chihuahuas who deserve to be put down like the kennel that they are. And that's what we're gonna do. Me, Sandow and our little friends are gonna grab our guns, take the Imaginators to the back, and put them out of their misery. But not all of it will be bad for them. At least they'll enjoy their nice little siesta while we stand on top of their lifeless bodies. *to Renee* So as far as we're concerned amor, this little interview is over.
Before they would leave Renee all by herself, Sandow turned to her and smiled.
Damien Sandow: You're welcome!
And then, Alberto and Sandow left.
Right around the time that legendary ring announcer Howard Finkel, began introducing the next Survivor Series match.
(SONG: "Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day" by Bowling For Soup)
With the theme song to "Phineas and Ferb" playing on the sound speaker, The Fink announced the competitors.
The Fink: This is our next Survivor Series match and it is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle, the Imaginators! Consisting of Ed... "The Masked Mumbler" Double D... Eddy... Phineas Flynn... and Ferb Fletcher!
The entire team came out to an acceptable response. Phineas Flynn was leading the team down the aisle which consisted of co-captain Ferb, Eddy, Ed, and Double D, who hardly moved at all since he was nervous. There was no reason for Double D to be nervous in a crowd of people attending this event. The rest of the crowd all laughed at Double D, all because he was wearing a plunger for a hat and toilet paper as elbow and knee pads.
JBL: What the holy hell's with Double D? He looks like a poorly drawn bathroom mascot!
Joey Styles: Be that as it may, that's the Masked Mumbler outfit Double D wore from one of the Ed, Edd n Eddy episodes.
Tazz: I could tell from that crappy smell Double D's sporting. It's burning my eyes.
Mike Tenay: Let's hope Edd remains focused for the rest of the night. This is survival of the fittest, and every chance counts!
Both Phineas and Ferb raised their hands in glory, hoping that the support from this Indianapolis crowd will lead them to victory. Double D on the other hand, felt like he wanted to wet himself.
They were now waiting inside the ring for the other team to come out.
(SONG: "Realeza Remix" by Jim Johnston)
With a mixture of mariachi/hip-hop music playing, the co-captains Alberto Del Rio and Damien Sandow came out to a negative response from this crowd.
The Fink: And their opponents, The Aristocrats! Consisting of "The Intellectual Savior of the Masses" Damien Sandow... and Alberto Del Rio!
Alberto and Sandow stared at the rest of the Imaginators in cold-blood. This was gonna be a total waste of time considering that they're fighting nothing but kids, but winning this match was everything, considering that if they win, then Alberto Del Rio would advance to the final event.
Joey Styles: What must be on the minds of both Sandow and Del Rio.
JBL: This won't last a single second. I'm just gonna say that it'll be a clean sweep.
Michael Cole: I wouldn't say so, JBL. The team may be small in comparison, but don't be fooled by their size. After all, WWE have been full of shocks and surprises. I would be surprised if we happened to see an upset tonight.
Tazz: *chuckling* Heh, I doubt it.
With Alberto Del Rio and Sandow finally getting in the ring, they awaited the rest of their teammates to join in the fight.
With the devious smirks between their co-captain's faces, something wasn't right. The Imaginators could feel something grim come up from here.
The Fink: And their partners...
Silence filled the entire Lucas Oil Stadium for a good second or two...
...
...until disturbing static filled the brink with one of the images flashing back in forth. The images featured a rocking chair and a large man with a red beard in a goat mask. With a negative response from the fans, they all knew what to expect.
But then, the entire scene filled into darkness. All followed by a mysterious bearded man with a fedora and an Hawaiian shirt lighting a lantern. With the lantern successfully lit, the creepy man stared into the screen and spoke out these two words...
Bray Wyatt: We're here...
And then, it all followed with Bray Wyatt blowing the lantern out.
Then somehow, it followed once more with a Nirvana-like song which featured people clapping once on the background. Despite the fans hatred of them, they had no choice but to clap to the beat.
(SONG: "Live In Fear" by Mark Crozer)
The Fink: And their partners... The Wyatt Family!
As the entire arena filled into darkness, Bray Wyatt, alongside the Wyatt Family members Luke Harper and Erick Rowan, came out together. With malicious intent, they gave out a cold-blooded stare into The Imaginators.
That single stare forced Double D to coil up into a ball in fear. Apparently, no one was safe from that music or the Wyatts themselves.
Michael Cole: This just got worse.
Tazz: Yeah, I'm feeling my spine tingle hearing that song.
JBL: You can perhaps call it a night for The Imaginators, because there's no way they'll be taking down the Wyatts here tonight.
Mike Tenay: You might as well call it a night for Double D. He's practically scared of the Wyatts!
Halfway across the ring, there stood a rocking chair.
With his feet positioned next to the chair, Bray Wyatt sat in the chair nicely as Luke and Erick all made their way to the ring. With a deep breath, Bray Wyatt held the lantern of high and blew the flame out.
The lights finally came up, only to see Luke Harper standing inside the ring while Erick Rowan, Alberto Del Rio and Damien Sandow stood on the apron. With such disturbing intent, Luke stared down the entire Imaginators team.
Joey Styles: Here they are!
Jerry Lawler: The only question is, who's gonna take on Luke Harper of the Wyatt Family.
Tazz: I'm certain that neither Phineas or the rest of the guys wants to!
In order of who wants to start the match from the Imaginators side, Phineas solved this the best way he knows how: Rock, Paper, Scissors.
After a single game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Double D was the poor victim volunteering to take on Harper.
So when Eddy pushed Double D onto Luke Harper, the scared little dork looked up to him as Harper towered, much to his expense.
Double D: *still shaking in fear* My... you look like a giant.
Michael Cole: Double D feels like he's in hell now.
JBL: The only smart thing I would do is to run away from this ring and never come back!
Mike Tenay: I'm certain that they wouldn't do such a thing!
With a smirk, Luke took his hand and shoved Double D to the turnbuckle.
On top of that, the plunger drove deep into his eyes, making him impossible to see pitch black!
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh, Double D's gone blind!
Joey Styles: Luke Harper just pushed him around like a big bearded bully! Talk about harsh!
Struggling to see, Double D managed to pull the plunger up from his eyes...
...only for him to eat a discus clothesline from Luke Harper himself. The crowd all cringed in impact, responding to a huge pop.
JBL: Whoa-ho! Good night Double D!
Joey Styles: Double D may be easily decapitated.
Tazz: Oh, man... we could see another elimination in record time!
With Double D rendered unconscious, Luke Harper took no time at all by covering the nerd. The referee instantly made the three count.
1... 2... 3!
With that, the bell sounded, informing the first elimination of the match.
Michael Cole: Double D is eliminated just like that!
Mike Tenay: And all it took was one clothesline from Luke Harper to end it all!
JBL: So far, it's not going good for the Imaginators!
1st Elimination: Edd (The Imaginators); Eliminated by: Luke Harper (The Aristocrats); Result: Pinfall
Edd slowly rolled inside the ring and left up the entrance ramp, while the rest of the fans all laughed at him and the plunger on his head.
Meanwhile, Eddy took no time and immediately went right to work on Luke Harper, unloading shots at him.
Joey Styles: Smart move by Eddy to go after Luke Harper after an elimination!
JBL: Oh, come on! Can't Eddy just let Luke Harper rest for a while?
Mike Tenay: Mainly he would, but the Imaginators ain't gonna let them do that!
After a couple of forearm shots, Eddy ran towards the ropes and back...
...but when he saw Luke Harper trying to get him with the discus clothesline, Eddy ducked down just in time to bounce back again and nail Luke Harper with a double clothesline. The impact sent Harper reeling outside the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Oh man, out goes Harper!
Tazz: This kid's on fire here so far!
Tazz was right. Eddy was indeed on fire!
Not letting Luke Harper tend on the outside, Eddy decided to unleash some aerial offense on him. Climbing up the turnbuckle and eyeing down Harper, Eddy leaped and hit Harper with a flying body press on the top. That sent a shockwave of ovation from the capacity crowd themselves!
Joey Styles: My god, Eddy from the top-rope!
Mike Tenay: He nailed that flying body picture-perfect!
JBL: It's almost like a chunky white Uso!
With Luke Harper down on the floor, the tweenage money schemer picked Luke Harper up and sent him back inside the ring as the crowd rang into an "Eddy" chant.
Eddy then dropped repeatable elbows on top of Harper, Dolph Ziggler-style. But Eddy was going fast with the hits.
Jerry Lawler: Wow, look at Eddy go!
Michael Cole: Eddy's turning the matchup in their favor so far!
JBL: This kid is nuts! Did somebody push a fast forward button on him?
Mike Tenay: Sorta looks like it from here!
The rest of the crowd counted along with each elbow drop that was thrown.
After Eddy got up to the eighth elbow drop, he turned to the Aristocrats and flipped him off, despite his age.
JBL: Wha-! That's not family-like for a child to do that!
Joey Styles: Eddy's rubbing it in the Aristocrats face!
He then stared down at Luke Harper, in which he delivered the last elbow drop.
And then, Eddy covered him for the pin.
1... 2... but no. Luke Harper managed to kick out in time.
Mike Tenay: Eddy only gets a two-count.
Jerry Lawler: He was close, though. We almost had an elimination.
JBL: Almost? That wasn't even close!
While Luke took little time to recover, Eddy gestured him to get up to his feet. Apparently, he had something in mind. Maybe a nice little finisher to close out Luke Harper's time in the Survivor Series.
But before something major could actually happen, Alberto Del Rio managed to surprise Eddy with a enziguri to the back of his head. Bray Wyatt, who was still sitting outside on his rocking chair, smiled with delight.
JBL: Brilliant move by Alberto Del Rio right there!
Joey Styles: C'mon, Alberto Del Rio's not even the legal man.
JBL: Oh, cry me a river. Didn't you read the rules of the Fanfiction Survivor Series? It's no disqualification!
Michael Cole: As much as I hate that, you're right!
The disputes from The Imaginators wasn't doing them well. After all, the referee didn't see Del Rio because of the fact he was telling Bray Wyatt to get out of his chair and get on the apron.
Luke Harper finally got up on his feet and shook off the nerves. When he saw Eddy get up, Luke spun his arm slowly, hoping that he'll take Eddy's jaw off his hinges with his signature discus clothesline.
JBL: Uh-oh, he's winding up that arm.
Mike Tenay: Eddy's not gonna know what hit him!
Jerry Lawler: This is definitely unfair since Del Rio got involved!
JBL: Oh waah waah, King. Nobody cares.
Eddy finally turned around...
...only for Luke Harper to shatter him with a Discus Clothesline! The impact sent the greedy moneymaker rolling upside down!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
Tazz: I think my jaw dropped!
JBL: Eddy's jaw has just been thrown out of Indianapolis! That was nasty!
After Eddy was laid on the mat unconscious, Luke Harper tagged in Wyatt Family member Erick Rowan.
No time to waste, Erick Rowan ran towards the rope and ran back, hitting Eddy with a huge running splash on the scammer's back!
Mike Tenay: Huge splash from Erick Rowan!
Michael Cole: There's no way Eddy's gonna get up from an impact like that!
When Rowan covered Eddy for the pin, the referee made the clean 3-count.
1... 2... 3!
The bell sounded yet again, therefore cutting the Imaginators team by three people.
Joey Styles: Eddy is outta here!
JBL: So far, that's two Eds gone from the Survivor Series!
Jerry Lawler: And so far, Phineas and his team aren't liking the odds right now!
2nd Elimination: Eddy (The Imaginators); Eliminated by: Erick Rowan (The Aristocrats); Result: Pinfall
After Eddy departed the ring, Ferb Fletcher hopped over the ring and stared down the scary towering Erick Rowan.
Ferb wiped the sweat gleaming out of his forehead, due to the intense face-off. In due to Ferb's stature, this was a legendary battle of David and Goliath. The crowd was on their feet, stomping in uncontrollable shockwaves. So far, the Imaginators were down to three men. Now it was time to be smart and be serious. Ferb wasn't holding anything back.
Mike Tenay: Ferb's staring him down.
JBL: Erick Rowan doesn't look too intimidated at the least!
Michael Cole: Something tells me he might wanna take Ferb Fletcher seriously! Can't wait to see how this showdown turns out!
To be continued, yet again...
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Well, that was pretty nice. I hope everyone had a Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! Anyway, here's the stats we've got so far:
Eliminations:
1st: Edd (The Imaginators)
2nd: Eddy (The Imaginators)
Who's Still In:
Alberto Del Rio, Damien Sandow, Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, and Luke Harper (The Aristocrats)
Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher and Ed (The Imaginators)
Can The Imaginators turn things around or will the sinister dream team of Del Rio, Sandow and the Wyatts conquer in victory? Until then, be smart, drive safe, and whatever you do, pick up some chocolate donuts. I'm hungry enough to swallow a frickin' baby horse.