FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 11: The Aristocrats vs. The Imaginators, Part III
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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Ed and Damien Sandow stood on both sides of the ring.
It was almost like two outlaws in a Wild West Showdown. One would stand tall while the other was looking to fall.
Looking mean and lean, Ed lifted his pants up to his stomach and gave Sandow a scary look.
Ed: Take me to your leader! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Suddenly, Ed started to run around in circles hoping to find a weak spot from the Intellectual Savior. Damien Sandow wasn't impressed by this idiocy.
Damien Sandow: Are you serious? *to the camera* Is this running ignoramus trying to be funny?
Michael Cole: *confused* Wh-what on earth is Ed doing?
Joey Styles: I'm as boggled as you are!
JBL: Why isn't Ed attacking Damien Sandow? He's just running in circles like a drunken moron!
Mike Tenay: This is starting to get weird...
As much as the fans enjoyed seeing Ed's little show, Sandow had enough of Ed's bulls**t.
In response, the savior clotheslined the holy hell out of Ed, knocking him out.
JBL: About time Sandow shut him up?
Tazz: Can you blame him? Ed was completely crazy!
With Ed looking groggy, Sandow stomped on him a little bit more.
Then just to add insult to injury, Sandow shouted 'You're Welcome' to the fans, who all responded in a negative reaction.
Jerry Lawler: The rest of the fans not liking what Sandow's doing to Ed.
Mike Tenay: Ed really needs to get his team back in the game!
As Ed tried his best to recover from those repeatable stomps to the head, Damien Sandow picked him up and gave him a Russian Leg Sweep for excellent measure.
Sandow managed to leap up back to his feet to do more damage. Then he gave the fans a silenced finger, which only enraged the fans more often.
Joey Styles: Oh man, I think I know where Sandow's basically going with this...
Jerry Lawler: I think Ed's about to feel the wrath of the Cubito Auquet, The Elbow of Disdain!
Tazz: This ain't gonna be good!
Sandow then twirled his arm around like a ballerina and dropped the elbow straight into Ed's chest!
After that, the Intellectual Savior covered Ed for the 3-count.
1... 2... but no! Ed managed to kick out in time!
JBL: Whoa! That was close!
Jerry Lawler: I'll say, Phineas was almost short to one guy!
Not pleased with this result, Damien brought Ed up to his knees and grabbed him in a single underhook position. From there, he started kneeing him in the fruit basket over and over again.
Mike Tenay: Sandow now hammering Ed with knees to the gut!
JBL: His team's still got the upper hand here!
Tazz: Won't be long until The Imaginators say 'Sayonara'!
While still holding him in the single underhook position, Damien Sandow then slammed Ed's entire kisser onto the mat with a facebuster.
With Ed down, Sandow made the three count once more.
1... 2... but still nothing! Ed still kicked out in the nick of time!
Joey Styles: Ed kicked out!
Michael Cole: Ed's taking it like a man!
JBL: How much will it take to get this uni-browed freak down?
This kind of damage was making Ed exhausted. Holding Ed by his hairs, Sandow tagged in Erick Rowan of the Wyatt Family.
With unleashed rage, Erick gave Ed a hard double axe handle to the back!
Michael Cole: Rowan continuing the onslaught!
Jerry Lawler: So far, Ed's failing to get out of the blocks!
Tazz: They should've ran away while they had the chance.
Mike Tenay: They probably wouldn't do such a thing like that, Tazz!
Erick Rowan kept on pummeling Ed more with axe handle shots. Bray Wyatt displayed an evil smirk, enjoying the damage that his cohorts were causing.
It was time to finish it all. It was time for Erick Rowan to put Ed out of his misery.
As soon as Erick started to pick him up...
...the uni-browed teenager instantly picked the big man up with ease in a fireman's carry position!
JBL: WHOA! Ed's back up on his feet!
Joey Styles: And look at that! He's got Erick Rowan on his shoulders!
Jerry Lawler: Bray Wyatt is in sudden disbelief!
With all of his strength, Ed managed to spin Erick Rowan around in a 360 degree angle. But then, he kept on spinning him and spinning him and spinning him.
The result of this airplane spin forced the fans to count down each revolution that Ed was doing! His spinning made the entire city of Indianapolis roll around in dizziness!
Mike Tenay: It's been a long time since we've seen this before!
Michael Cole: An airplane spin coming from Ed! How impressive is that!
JBL: I'm certain Antonio Cesaro is in the back watching this! It may not be as impressive as the Cesaro swing, but that's still incredible!
So far, Ed got up to the 30th spin, and yet he was still going strong. He wasn't breaking a sweat and so far, he could go on spinning Rowan forever.
The bearded baldy was feeling so tired and dizzy that his bile started working inside his stomach.
Joey Styles: Uh-oh, I think Erick Rowan's gonna heave!
Jerry Lawler: I hate to think what's gonna happen if he heaves!
Tazz: Well if he does, I sure as hell would probably skip breakfast!
Mike Tenay: I can only hope that doesn't happen.
After what seemed to be the 40th spin of the match, Ed finally sent Erick Rowan down. The big guy was spinning all around like a dreidel. Bray Wyatt, who was still in his rocking chair at ringside, was shaking in his knees.
While Erick Rowan tried to restore his vision, Ed somehow rolled him up in a small package, covering himself for the three-count!
1... 2... 3!
The bell sounded yet again, indicating another elimination in the match. This time, it was Erick Rowan of The Aristocrats.
JBL: I can't believe this! Erick Rowan is gone!
Michael Cole: Phineas and Ed have now made this 2-on-2 now!
Tazz: I gotta admit, they're impressing me!
6th Eliminated: Erick Rowan (The Aristocrats); Eliminated by: Ed (The Imaginators); Result: Pinfall
In total defeat, Erick Rowan managed to roll himself under the ropes and headed back up to the entrance ramp.
Ed took no time to celebrate as his airplane spin sparked a second fire inside the uni-browed teen. While Damien Sandow tried to sneak up behind him in a Full Nelson position (in which it was an indication of his finisher called You're Welcome), Ed managed to counter the move with a hard-hitting German Suplex!
Jerry Lawler: Oh, Ed saw Sandow coming!
Joey Styles: Yeah, and now the savior's paying for it!
But one suplex wasn't quite enough. Ed wanted to go for double.
With much added strength, Ed put him down for a second German Suplex! And then a third!
Tazz: My god, what a trio!
Mike Tenay: Ed must've watched a lot of Kurt Angle matches in his spare time!
JBL: As much as I can't stand him, Ed's looking very impressive!
While Sandow was nearly rolling around the mat, Ed decided to pull off some impressive high-risk offense off the top-rope.
Sandow was trying to shake his nerves off, but yet it was hopeless. Ed leaped up the top rope...
...and nailed him with a Shawn Michaels-like elbow drop!
Jerry Lawler: Ed drops the elbow!
Mike Tenay: Ed's tearing Sandow up like scissors cutting through paper!
Tazz: Bray Wyatt really needs to help Sandow out here! He's been sitting on that rocking chair for the entire match! What is he, a hermit?
JBL: He's just waiting for the opportune time!
Then suddenly, Ed went back to his corner, eyeing at Sandow from far away!
Somehow, he heard the Indianapolis crowd chant Ed's name over and over again. They were coming off as ecstatic.
Ed began to stomp his foot, as if he was turning up the band.
JBL: Wait a minute, you don't think Ed's thinking of tuning up the band!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Like it or not, that's what he wants to do!
Joey Styles: These people have gone nuts! They want to see it happen!
As soon as Sandow got up on his two feet, Ed took a step forward and attempted a Sweet Chin Music...
...but Sandow grabbed his foot, which left Ed hopping on his one foot!
Mike Tenay: Uh-oh! Sandow instantly caught it!
Joey Styles: He was very close to hitting that superkick!
But Sandow went things to a brand new low.
In response, Sandow kicked Ed right in the balls, which sent him cringing on the mat!
Tazz: YEOUCH! That was right in the yam bag!
Joey Styles: How low will Sandow go to do that?
JBL: What's the referee gonna do, disqualify Sandow? C'mon, it's no disqualification!
Michael Cole: As much as I hate hearing that, you're right!
With Ed holding his testicles painfully, Damien Sandow locked his legs and rolled on top of him with a cradle pin while the referee instantly made the count.
1... 2... 3!
As the bell rang, signifying another elimination, the crowd booed in unison for Sandow.
Mike Tenay: Damien Sandow just eliminated Ed from this matchup!
Jerry Lawler: No kidding! These people don't like it one bit, and I don't blame them.
JBL: Oh please, Sandow hardly gives a damn what this crowd thinks about it anyway. This is survival of the fittest, guys.
7th Eliminated: Ed (The Imaginators); Eliminated by: Damien Sandow (The Aristocrats); Result: Pinfall
As the crowd cringed with disapproval, Damien Sandow cartwheeled in victory, although he still had one more person to go.
The crowd still couldn't stand what he'd done to Ed.
Joey Styles: Sandow makes me sick.
Mike Tenay: I know how you exactly feel, Joey.
Meanwhile, Ed started to get up from that horrendous low blow, but he was starting to get pissed off.
His nostrils were flaring up, his eyes were raging and his teeth clenching out of control.
Tazz: Uh-oh, Ed's looking pissed off!
Mike Tenay: I certainly don't wanna know what happens when he's this mad!
JBL: C'mon, he's supposed to leave already! He's already been eliminated!
As Damien Sandow turned around, he saw Ed standing right there...
...who ended up nailing him with the superkick as payback!
Jerry Lawler: *in surprise* Oh, HELLO!
Joey Styles: Sandow's jaw was sent up ten stories high!
JBL: Are you kidding me? That's not fair!
Tazz: Well, you can't say that he deserved it!
While Ed finally left the ring with a standing ovation from the fans...
...Phineas stared right at a fallen Sandow. Looking around to the screaming fans, he managed to capitalize big time on this opportunity by going to the top rope!
Joey Styles: I think Phineas is looking to capitalize here!
JBL: Damn it, this isn't fair! He should let Sandow rest first!
Michael Cole: I don't think that's gonna happen...!
Just like the almighty bald eagle, Phineas jumped from the top rope...
...and hit the Intellectual Savior of the Masses with a Swanton Bomb!
Mike Tenay: Swanton! Phineas nails the Swanton!
Jerry Lawler: You might as well stick a fork on Sandow, because he's well-done!
With no time to waste, the referee made the count.
1... 2... 3!
The crowd erupted in a huge frenzy, seeing another elimination go down. With Sandow's departure, it was now one-on-one!
Joey Styles: See ya later, Sandow!
Mike Tenay: The Imaginators are now down to one person!
Michael Cole: You know what they say, 'And then there was one'!
8th Eliminated: Damien Sandow (The Aristocrats); Eliminated by: Phineas Flynn (The Imaginators); Result: Pinfall
After Sandow left up the entrance ramp, Phineas stood in the ring all alone, waiting for Bray Wyatt to finally make his way inside.
He was growing patient for the false prophet himself. But perhaps, Phineas grew a little too impatient. He was impatient that Bray Wyatt had sat in that lazy-ass rocking chair for the remainder of the match. It was finally time to put up or shut up.
Jerry Lawler: Bray Wyatt's got nowhere to go!
JBL: This is gonna be a piece of cake! He'll eliminate that kid in no time!
Joey Styles: I wouldn't be too sure of that. So far, Phineas has already gotten two eliminations in this matchup so far! So basically, he might surprise you at the last second.
With an evil laugh, Bray Wyatt finally got off of that rocking chair. Phineas was getting himself ready for the fight of his life. This was way important than any cash prize. This was to prove a point that he wasn't gonna stand down from anyone, especially Bray Wyatt.
However, before he would get his hands on Bray Wyatt...
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Static sounded all throughout the screen, turning the entire stadium into pitch-black darkness!
Michael Cole: Oh no!
JBL: 'Oh no' is right, Cole! This isn't gonna look good!
Jerry Lawler: I got a bad feeling what's gonna happen next!
It was nothing but complete darkness for several seconds.
And then, the static appeared yet again, and when the lights came back on...
...Luke Harper and Erick Rowan came out of nowhere and ganged up on little Phineas Flynn like an animal!
Michael Cole: *in horror* It's Erick Rowan and Luke Harper of the Wyatts!
Joey Styles: What the hell!? They have no business being out here! They're supposed to remain in the locker room until they're eliminated!
Tazz: Apparently, they don't give a damn what they think! Besides, it's no DQ!
The beatdown was brutal at best. Phineas was getting belted out by hard-hitting fists to the back while Rowan kicked him harder in the gut, which made him impossible to catch his breath.
As Phineas stood grounded in the corner, Erick Rowan rushed at him with a huge splash!
JBL: Oh! Look at the impact! Erick Rowan is like a freight train!
Mike Tenay: I don't know why you would be enjoying this! This is totally unfair!
Tazz: Well, it was unfair when Ed superkicked Sandow in the gums after he got eliminated, so it looks like they're returning the favor!
Jerry Lawler: This is just madness now!
The King was right! This was madness, especially the dire 2-on-1 situation. After another corner splash from Erick Rowan, Phineas began wobbling around the ring, hoping to fix his vision back.
But he didn't get a chance to take a break, when all of a sudden...
...Luke Harper stunned him with his patented Discus Clothesline. Bray Wyatt watched this closely and took in another laugh.
Michael Cole: Look at him enjoy what's going on!
Jerry Lawler: That guy is nothing but creepy. It gives me the chills.
Joey Styles: Phineas Flynn is now helpless against all three men!
With Phineas unconscious, Erick Rowan and Luke Harper got him up while Bray Wyatt was at the turnbuckle.
Filled with such dangerous tendencies, Bray Wyatt bent over backwards on his hands and knees, doing his perfect crab walk imitation. It was very creepy and disturbing for the rest of the crowd!
Tazz: I agree with you on that 'creepy' statement, King!
Mike Tenay: I hate to find out what he's gonna do next.
JBL: Told you it was gonna happen to Phineas, one way or another!
Joey Styles: I can't even look...
With a smirk, Bray Wyatt approached the dorito-headed Phineas and grabbed him by the neck as if he was dipping him, tango-style.
He looked the crowd who responded with all boos, and ended up kissing Phineas right in the forehead. From there, he turned Phineas around and...
BOOM! Bray Wyatt nailed Phineas with Sister Abigail!
Michael Cole: Right there! Sister Abigail!
Jerry Lawler: In whose touch can save the world, but whose kiss burns it to the ground.
JBL: You can forget about this. It's over.
JBL was right off the mark. Enjoying Phineas's destruction, Bray Wyatt covered him. As much as the referee didn't want to count, he had no choice but to make the pin attempt.
1... 2... 3!
With the last bell sounding, a sole survivor was crowned. And the people were disgusted by it, even sending chants of "You Are Creepy" directed at Bray Wyatt.
Joey Styles: It's over, and not in a good way!
Tazz: I'm afraid so, Joey! Although you gotta give it to Phineas for sticking out to the very end!
9th and Final Elimination: Phineas Flynn (The Imaginators); Eliminated by: Bray Wyatt (The Aristocrats); Result: Pinfall
(SONG: "Live In Fear" by Mark Crozer)
With chills still up and down his spine, no reference intended, The Fink announced the result.
The Fink: Here is your sole survivor... Bray Wyatt!
Not having to move his lifeless body, Phineas was dragged by Luke Harper and Erick Rowan. They dragged him along the center, so that Bray Wyatt would stare down on him in malicious intent.
Jerry Lawler: I hate how this ended. Believe me.
JBL: Oh, waah waah, King. It was no disqualification. Anything can happen, so I suggest you get over it.
Joey Styles: I wish I didn't have to, JBL. But unfortunately, whatever happens, happens!
Michael Cole: Bray Wyatt is a creepy individual, and so are the Wyatts. They're not normal.
Tazz: Normal or not, Bray Wyatt is the sole survivor of this match! And when you're in the ring with the Wyatt Family, you can't run or hide, but you can re-assure one thing...
To follow up with Tazz's comment, Bray Wyatt stood on his knees, still staring at Phineas like a crown jewel.
Feeling satisfied, Bray Wyatt looked up in the air and raised his arms out, shouting these three cryptic words...
Bray Wyatt: FOLLOW... THE BUZZARDS!
Tazz: Exactly.
With Phineas motionless and the Wyatt Family standing tall, the static turned to darkness yet again, signifying the end of this matchup, once and for all.
To be continued, yet again...
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Hot damn, this was dangerous, painful and creepy! It definitely lived up to this chapter at least! So far, let's take a look at the final stats!
Eliminations:
1st: Edd (The Imaginators)
2nd: Eddy (The Imaginators)
3rd: Luke Harper (The Aristocrats)
4th: Alberto Del Rio (The Aristocrats)
5th: Ferb Fletcher (The Imaginators)
6th: Erick Rowan (The Aristocrats)
7th: Ed (The Imaginators)
8th: Damien Sandow (The Aristocrats)
9th: Phineas Flynn (The Imaginators)
Sole Survivor: Bray Wyatt
Okay, that's three matches, and nine to go! The next upcoming match will involve The Van Daminators, led by Rob Van Dam, against the Angry Anti-Heroes, led by Fanfiction Royal Rumble III co-winner and legendary foul-mouthed game reviewer, The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Except that soon enough! Until then, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!
BTW, I wanna wish CM Punk luck on his future endeavors. His sign-off from WWE was very much unexpected, basically because he was growing frustrated on the awful reception that this year's Royal Rumble had. I don't blame him for what he'd done, and basically no matter what happens, I'll still follow Punk all throughout his career. Much love to you, man. We'll miss ya.