FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 12: Van Daminators vs. Angry Anti-Heroes, Part I
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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With the crowd standing strong as ever, the cameras started rolling on the commentators, who were finally welcomed back from the break.
Joey Styles: Hello, and welcome back to the Fanfiction Survivor Series, live from Lucas Oil Stadium at Indianapolis, Indiana. I'm Joey Styles, and alongside me are my broadcast partners, Mike, Cole, King, Tazz and the Wrestling God himself, JBL! What a barnburner we had!
JBL: No kidding, Joey. We had one hell of a match that went back to back and side to side. But in the end, it was Bray Wyatt who became the sole survivor! It was so intense, I had to hold on to my hat for the rest of the night!
Mike Tenay: Well, you might wanna hang on to your hat again, because we're about to have our next match of the night! We have the Van Daminators, led by Rob Van Dam, and the Angry Anti-Heroes, led by Fanfiction Royal Rumble III co-winner, The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Jerry Lawler: I don't know about you, but I'm ready for this!
However, before The Fink could even announce this match...
(SONG: "On Fire" by Van Halen)
The sound of Van Halen blasted throughout the speakers, resulting in a very good pop from the crowd.
JBL: What the hell is this now?
Michael Cole: From the looks of things, looks like we're about to get another visit from Heath Burns.
Cole was right. Coming down the aisle was "Monster High" flame-bringer Heath Burns.
But he wasn't alone. With him was Heath's girlfriend and ice babe, Abbey Bominable, who looked very stunning and heart-stopping.
The rest of the men in Lucas Oil Stadium hootered and hollered at the sexy yeti-woman. When she blew a kiss at them, the entire male demographic fell down on their seats, hence the reference as 'Drop Dead Gorgeous'. Even the birds in the sky were dropping down in amazement.
Tazz: Wow! I've never seen such hotness in my life!
Joey Styles: She's like Miss Elizabeth meets the Blue Man Group!
JBL: There's no need for them to be out there! I already had enough of this kid causing trouble.
With a smirk, Heath sat next to the King, with Abbey sitting on the flamethrower's lap.
Heath Burns: Look who's back, guys? Miss me?
Jerry Lawler: I'll say, you missed one hell of a good match!
Heath Burns: Damn, wish I was there. I spent the entire time making out with my hot Abbey in a broom closet somewhere! She likes that!
JBL: I'd like it if you quit causing trouble. A smarmy misfit shouldn't be in this building in the first place, considering you ruined Fandango's opportunity in the Survivor Series!
But then suddenly, Abbey stood up and approached JBL, standing up to the Wrestling God. In response, the crowd responded in a moderate "Abbey" chant seeing this.
Abbey Bominable: *to JBL* Hey. You have problem with Heath, you have problem with me. Keep it that way, da?
JBL: Whatever you say, ma'am...
Jerry Lawler: Well, it's not surprising that you see JBL get owned by a yeti-girl before.
Joey Styles: I'll say! She looks more demanding than my wife.
After Abbey went back to Heath's lap, the ring announcer finally announced the next match.
(SONG: "One of a Kind" by Breaking Point)
With "One of a Kind" playing throughout the stadium, the crowd responded in a tremendous ovation! Followed by the sound of fireworks, the first team came out.
The Fink: This next Survivor Series match-up is scheduled for one-fall! Coming down the aisle, the Van Daminators! Consisting of Jey and Jimmy, The Usos... The Great Khali... The Intercontinental Champion, Big E. Langston... and ROB... VAN... DAM!
Altogether, the team known as The Van Daminators began walking as a unit altogether, it started out with RVD, Big E, Jey and Jimmy, and the biggest member of the group, which happened to be the Great Khali. They were giving the rest of the fans high-fives on the way to the ring.
Mike Tenay: Talk about an impressive team! It doesn't get more impressive than this.
Abbey Bominable: I dig big guy behind them. Those hands can crush mountains, I can tell!
Michael Cole: Well, we've seen Khali apply that Vice Grip on various superstars, such as Batista, Kane, and even the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. We could see someone fall prey to it right now.
Heath Burns: I betcha $20 that doesn't happen.
JBL: Looks like I'll take you on that bet myself.
After they got in the ring, the entire team members started pumping up the crowd, in order to give them support for this match.
With the support behind them, the next team theme song's came on.
(SONG: "The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme Song" by Kyle Justin)
To a surprising reaction, the crowd erupted with huge cheers, quite larger than Rob Van Dam's team at least. Just like Fanfiction Royal Rumble III, the entire crowd began singing the AVGN theme song, much to the team's enjoyment.
Indianapolis crowd: *singing* He's gonna take you back to the past/To play the s****y games that suck ass/He rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear/He rather eat the rotten a*****e of a roadkill skunk then down it with beer/He's the angriest gamer you ever heard/He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd/He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd/He's the Angry Video Game Nerd...
After the entire theme song was over, The Fink announced the opponents.
The Fink: And their opponents, The Angry Anti-Heroes! Consisting of Bender... Homer Simpson... Peter Griffin... Doug Walker, The Nostalgia Critic... and the co-winner of the Fanfiction Royal Rumble III... James Rolfe, The Angry Video Game Nerd!
The entire Angry Anti-Heroes team all appeared together, facing the entire Van Daminators team far-away. Both had hungry looks on their faces.
In response, the entire crowd stomped in anticipation of this face-off.
JBL: You can cut the tension with a knife!
Tazz: I might wanna take cover for this encounter.
Heath Burns: Yeah. My fire tends to burn the slightest of skin, so it sounds like a smart idea.
Jerry Lawler: Regardless of what happens, this match is gonna be hot. I could tell because Abbey's nearly sitting close to me.
After the tense facedown between two teams, Bender, Homer, Peter, Critic and the Nerd all raced down the aisle like a bunch of barbarians!
When they got inside the ring, The Van Daminators wasted no time in getting the first shot!
Joey Styles: Wow! This one's going out of control as well!
Jerry Lawler: It's almost like Team Phenomenal vs. Gravity Punks, but much more crazier!
Abbey Bominable: I like it. It's like fighting for free yak meat at supermarket!
Mike Tenay: I agree with you on that!
The ring was full of mayhem. The Great Khali began brawling with Peter Griffin, Big E tangled with Homer Simpson, The Usos took care of the Nerd and Critic, and Mr. Monday Night himself had his hands full with Bender. This looked more like a prison fight than it ever did with a wrestling match.
The Angry Anti-Heroes' little run-in failed big time as The Usos superkicked James and Doug out of the ring, Khali instantly threw Homer Simpson over the top rope, and Big E clotheslined Peter Griffin to holy hell.
However, this only left Bender alone with the three men.
JBL: Uh-oh, looks like we've only got one left!
Heath Burns: I think Bender's candle just got burnt a bit early!
Tazz: I don't see how a robot can fight off an entire team of five, but we'll see what happens!
Bender was cornered against a giant, a bodybuilder, a duo of brothers, and Rob Van Dam himself. He would've rolled himself into a ball in fear...
...but he refused to back down from a fight.
Bender: *to the Van Daminators* You think you scare the hell out of me? Bite my shiny metal ass!
Suddenly, Bender went all out and started hitting all five at once with his metal fist. The order started with both Uso's, Big E, and RVD.
Frankly, Bender was going crazy as he ever could.
JBL: What on earth is Bender doing?
Abbey Bominable: He's going to fight world! Major respect to him.
Joey Styles: It may not be a smart decision, but it's the only decision he could ever come up with!
But when Bender turned to The Great Khali...
...the giant responded with a huge chop to the head!
Jerry Lawler: OH! And boom goes the dynamite!
Heath Burns: *chuckling* Talk about getting tomahawked like a lead pipe! That was nasty!
After Bender slowly got up from The Great Khali's chop, Big E. Langston scooped him up.
Stalling for a good second, Big E. dropped the robot like a brick with his Big Ending finisher!
Michael Cole: And Bender gets put down for the Big Ending!
Mike Tenay: Bender needs to fight back, but I think it may be useless from here.
JBL: You can call it a night for Bender here.
The punishment was getting worse for him.
When Bender got up, The Usos double teamed him, hitting the foul-mouthed robot with a double superkick.
Heath Burns: WHOA! That was loud!
Jerry Lawler: I think the rest of his robotic teeth may be jumbled with that kick!
Abbey Bominable: It's so loud, my eardrums hurt!
Tazz: I agree with you on that!
There was only one man left to put Bender out of his misery.
And that was Rob Van Dam. With the support of this capacity crowd, RVD leaped to the top rope, eyeing down on a fallen Bender.
Joey Styles: Oh man, could we see it?
Michael Cole: It's the move that's won him illustrious championships in his career!
Tazz: He's feeling froggy!
However, before Rob Van Dam could ever have a chance to hit his patented Five Star Frog Splash...
...The Angry Video Game Nerd grabbed a chair at ringside, nailing Rob Van Dam between his legs. The impact forced RVD to tumble out of the ring and onto the floor!
JBL: Oh, the nerd came out of nowhere!
Heath Burns: There was no way Bender was getting eliminated like this! Thank goodness for the Nerd!
Mike Tenay: The Angry Anti-Heroes proving that they're not going down without a fight!
Somehow, the Nostalgia Critic, Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson all came swinging with chairs, whacking both the Usos, Big E. Langston and The Great Khali out of the ring.
Jerry Lawler: They immediately cleared the whole ring!
Abbey Bominable: Such madness I can't contain!
Heath Burns: I don't think they're done yet, babe!
Michael Cole: What's on the mind of the Angry Anti-Heroes?
Not letting the Van Daminators take a breather, The Nostalgia Critic pumped the crowd up.
After he did what he did, The Nostalgia Critic ran back and forth through the ropes and nailed both Usos with a rolling springboard somersault!
Abbey Bominable: Ohn my ghoul!
Joey Styles: 'Oh, my ghoul' is right! The Critic takes down both Uso's!
JBL: It's just the beginning, Joey!
After seeing Critic go out, both Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson decided to take a dive as well.
As RVD and Big E. Langston were trying to best to recover from the chair attacks, Griffin and Simpson went on the apron and ascended to the middle rope. With their mass muscle combined...
...the two big men leaped up and hit Big E and RVD with a double flying body press! That move sent the entire Lucas Oil Stadium shaking with goosebumps!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
Michael Cole: Talk about a torpedo full of pain!
Heath Burns: They dropped on them like anvils! Talk about painful!
All that was left standing was The Great Khali and Bender.
In this match-up, it was giant versus robot. Man versus machine! Bender was ready to tangle with the 7-footer.
With his robotic feet tapping, Bender was looking to go high-risk!
Tazz: Oh man, please tell me the robot's gonna fly!
Jerry Lawler: That's what is exactly on his mind!
With a shot of adrenaline pumping through his gears, Bender ran back and forth between the ropes and suicide dived...
...only for Khali to chop him in his metal skull, knocking him out! The crowd jumped out of their seats in complete awe!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god!
Heath Burns: Holy s**t on fire, that was insane!
Abbey Bominable: Bender got chopped like watermelon!
JBL: That imprint on Bender's forehead looks nasty!
JBL was right on the mark.
Khali's chop left a harsh dent on Bender's forehead, making his brain jumble. Bender couldn't even move a bit. That chop from that 7-foot Indian giant had completely knocked out Bender's lights off its system.
Mike Tenay: I'm afraid Bender might be out with that shot to the head!
Michael Cole: I hate to say it, but you're unfortunately right!
After the referees checked on Bender, which showed no sign of him getting up at all, the referees called for the bell, only to signal elimination.
The Fink: Ladies and gentleman, due to the unnatural state of this matchup, Bender has officially been eliminated from this match-up!
1st Eliminated: Bender; Eliminated by: The Great Khali; Result: KO
From there, the crowd responded in a mixed reaction, mostly booing from this result.
Jerry Lawler: Well, that's gotta be a shame for the Angry Anti-Heroes! They're now down to 4 people!
JBL: And it was due to Khali's chop! I didn't know he could chop through metal! That's impressive!
Heath Burns: Bender's entire forehead looks like smashed bread now!
As some of the back-up referees began picking up Bender and heading up towards the entrance ramp, a "mail received" sound from a huge laptop played, with the ring lights flickering on and off. A podium suddenly popped up, standing close to the table that Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, and Abbey Bominable were sitting at that said "Lordryu Booth" on it.
Somehow, the crowd responded in a mixed reaction, but this time it was actually cheers. I wonder what this could be, indeed? Apparently, Michael Cole would have stood up on his chair with a microphone in hand and tell them the huge announcement...
...but instead, Heath Burns from "Monster High" decided to do the honors.
Heath Burns: Ladies and hot moms alike, can I have your attention please?
With everyone grabbing Heath's attention, the flame-bringer approached the podium and opened the laptop, speaking once again.
Heath Burns: A-aaaaaaand I quote... "I've seen how this Fanfiction Survivor Series can get crazy as it is, but I decided to add one little ingredient to the craziness. As of right now, not also every Fanfiction Survivor Series will be no-DQ, but every one of these matches will now be... FALLS... COUNT... ANYWHERE!"
Suddenly, the crowd erupted in a torrential frenzy! Everyone liked this news, including the two teams duking it out right now. So far, things were looking to get more extreme than ever.
Mike Tenay: Well, this was exciting news!
Abbey Bominable: I like it very much. Things are gonna go to extremes!
Joey Styles: No kidding. There's only one thing I wanna say about this... 'OH MY GOD'!
To be continued, yet again...
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Wow, this is sure gonna be a war for sure. Before we could reach total anarchy, let's take a look at the stats.
Eliminations:
1st: Bender (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
Who's Still In:Rob Van Dam, Big E. Langston, The Great Khali and The Usos (Van Daminators)
Angry Video Game Nerd, The Nostalgia Critic, Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
Only one elimination so far? That makes sense. Which team will reign supreme under this new-found rule of "Falls Count Anywhere"? Will anyone be safe in the next chapter? Will anyone survive?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna park my computer and take a nap! *snores* Zzzzzzzzzzz...