FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 13: Van Daminators vs. Angry Anti-Heroes, Part II
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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UltimateWarriorFan4Life (formerly known as The Angry American and ForeverTheTorturedRebel) is my partner in helping this Survivor Series come to life. I swear, the dude's got more pen names than Shawn Michaels has nicknames.
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Everyone was on their feet about this new-found "Falls Count Anywhere" rule. This worked very well to the Angry Anti-Heroes advantage, considering that every thing around this stadium was a weapon itself, including the people.
While Khali kept looking down at Bender, The Nerd grabbed a chair and got on the top rope. Eyeing Khali like a battleship, James leaped up in the air and whacked the giant with a chair!
Mike Tenay: What elevation from the Nerd!
Joey Styles: Khali's stumbling a bit! That chair shot took a bit out of him.
Abbey Bominable: He could've went down like elm tree.
Suddenly, the Angry Anti-Heroes got their momentum going. The fight had now turned into an all-out brawl outside the ring.
The Nerd took his focus on Khali while Peter Griffin fought off both Uso's, The Nostalgia Critic took on Big E and Homer tried fighting off the high-flying skills of Mr. Monday Night, Rob Van Dam.
Heath Burns: I never seen a brawl this red-hot in my life!
Jerry Lawler: This is anarchy we're seeing!
JBL: Anarchy? This is looking more like a bar room brawl! Reminds me of my days in APA!
As Peter rammed both Jimmy and Jey Uso onto the barricade, the Nostalgia Critic hit Big E with the steel steps!
Tazz: Oh man, talk about eating cold hard steel for dinner!
Heath Burns: Big E might as well swallow those steel steps for all that's worth it!
Jerry Lawler: You got that right!
Meanwhile, while Nostalgia Critic was busy with Big E, RVD slowly managed to turn the momentum to his side when he front suplexed Homer to the barricade.
Michael Cole: RVD turning the tide slowly for his team.
Abbey Bominable: What does RVD plan to do to fatman here?
JBL: I don't know, but I think RVD knows where he's going with this!
With Homer looking groggy on the black barricade, RVD stood on top of the apron.
Looking at the screaming crowd with such anticipation, RVD did his little 'RVD' hand signal and nailed a spinning leg drop right across the back of Homer's neck!
Joey Styles: Oh, that's Mr. Monday Night for you!
Heath Burns: He almost took Homer's head off with that sick leg drop.
Abbey Bominable: He chopped Homer's head off like big yak!
Tazz: I'm not sure how possible it is for a yak to get his head cut off, but whatever you say makes sense then!
Meanwhile, the fight between the Angry Video Game Nerd and the Great Khali escalated up the entrance ramp.
In a foolish move, The Nerd tried to lift up the 7'2', 420 pounder off his feet.
Mike Tenay: What on earth is the Nerd thinking?
Joey Styles: Absolutely no way in hell the Nerd's gonna do this.
Abbey Bominable: Nerd might have heart but he doesn't have brain.
Abbey was right. As the Nerd tried to lift him up, The Great Khali managed to counter by flipping the Nerd over with a back body drop. The impact was more painful considering that the Nerd's back crash-landed on cold hard steel!
Michael Cole: Oh god, what a painful landing!
Mike Tenay: The Nerd's definitely gonna need a chiropractor for sure!
Heath Burns: You ever wonder what a bomb sounds like? You just heard one!
The fight between Khali and The Nerd escalated to the back. Meanwhile, The Nostalgia Critic sent Big E back inside the ring.
The critic gave the Intercontinental Champion an impressive combo of punches before slipping and sliding on his feet like James Brown.
Tazz: Nice little dance right there by Critic.
Before the Nostalgia Critic could throw the last punch, Big E ducked down and whipped himself to the ropes, hitting him with a hard jaw-breaking clothesline.
JBL: *chuckling* Whoa! Goodnight, sweet prince!
Abbey Bominable: Somebody call momma!
Jerry Lawler: More like somebody call a medic for the Critic! He definitely won't remember that, but we'll have to!
He decided he'd had enough of the Nostalgia Critic's bullcrap. After undoing the straps off his shoulders, Big D decided to put away the Critic for good.
So he hoistered him up his shoulders and tried for a Big Ending...
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...only for the Nostalgia Critic to counter it with a reverse DDT!
Mike Tenay: Impressive counter by The Nostalgia Critic!
Tazz: Big E tried to go for Big Ending, but the Critic managed to avoid it at the last second!
Heath Burns: He slid out of there like a python! I tell ya, that guy sure is slippery for someone who wears a tie!
Still outside the ring, Peter Griffin continued his encounter with the Uso's. From there, the fatman got Jimmy in an airplane spin.
JBL: Uh-oh, looks like we're about to see a human tilt-o-whirl!
Jerry Lawler: I definitely don't want to be in Jimmy's shoes now!
Joey Styles: I know how Jimmy feels now!
Peter Griffin managed to spin Jimmy around for a good 1260 degree angle while the Indianapolis crowd counted many times he'd spun.
But as soon as he tried to spin him for a ninth time, Jey came out of nowhere and superkicked Peter right in the teeth!
Mike Tenay: *cringing* Ouch, that's gotta sting!
Abbey Bominable: He could use some horse glue for teeth!
Heath Burns: *chuckling* Hell, maybe he could restitch his gums after this!
While Peter held on to his gums in pain, the fight between the Angry Video Game Nerd and The Great Khali escalated backstage.
However, the Angry Video Game Nerd crawled on his two feet, trying to get away from the 7-foot Indian giant.
Michael Cole: I'm afraid Khali has him cornered!
JBL: There's no way someone lanky as him could take down a giant such as Khali!
Tazz: I agree with you, John! He's like a rat trapped in a cage.
Khali instantly grabbed the Nerd and shoved him through a concrete wall.
While the Nerd got a little groggy, Khali managed to rip his shirt off and held him by his neck. From there, Khali raised up his palm and slapped James right in the chest hardly!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god!
Abbey Bominable: That hurt my eardrums!
Jerry Lawler: I think his slap hurt the sound barrier as well!
Clutching his chest, The Nerd screamed in pain.
Angry Video Game Nerd: AGGGH, F**KNADS!
Heath Burns: Hmmmm, I gotta look that up in the dictionary for that one.
As the Nerd began to crawl away from the Nerd, an unknown man leaped out of nowhere and tried to jump on the Great Khali, but the giant instantly caught him by the neck.
By the look on the camera, the guy who tried to leap on Khali happened to be the Nerd's right hand man, Mike Matei!
Abbey Bominable: Whoa, where did guy come from?
Michael Cole: That's the Nerd's sidekick, Mike Matei!
JBL: Apparently, the nerd's not alone!
Mike Tenay: Yeah, and I'm afraid Mike's gonna get what's coming to him!
Before the Great Khali could make mince meat out of Mike...
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...another stranger came in and hit Khali in the back with a steel guitar! From the looks of things, that stranger happened to be The Guitar Guy, the guy who sang the Angry Video Game Nerd theme song!
Jerry Lawler: Hey, it's The Guitar Guy!
Tazz: The Nerd just got himself some back-up!
Heath Burns: No crap, Khali just got 'Honky Tonk'-ed there!
While Khali was stunned, James ordered Mike and the Guitar Guy to pick him up by his shoulders. After James grabbed the legs, the trio triple-teamed Khali by slamming him through the concrete with a triple powerbomb, Shield-style!
Joey Styles: *cringing* OH MY GOD!
Mike Tenay: I don't know what cracked worst, a nut or Khali's entire skull?
Abbey Bominable: Definitely the skull. Abbey could hear sound from here.
The entire momentum from that Triple Powerbomb forced the Nerd to fall on Khali, which was good since there was a referee to count the whole thing.
1... 2... 3!
The bell rang, once again signaling another elimination.
JBL: Well, so long Great Khali!
Michael Cole: And it took a trio to get them out of here nonetheless!
Heath Burns: This giant just got fried!
2nd Elimination: The Great Khali (Van Daminators) ; Eliminated by: The Angry Video Game Nerd (Angry Anti-Heroes); Result: Pinfall
While the EMT's tried to check on Great Khali's condition, Homer Simpson and RVD brought their fight through the crowd.
Apparently, Homer got his momentum back by whipping RVD right through the garbage bin!
Mike Tenay: Oh, right through the garbage can!
Abbey Bominable: Abbey wonders if Homer can take out trash.
Jerry Lawler: I don't know why, but I think Homer plans to do just that to Rob Van Dam!
Homer shooed a guest away so that he could use a chair. Folding it up, Homer approached RVD, hoping to whack his back across the steel chair.
But before he could, Mr. Monday Night got back up and surprised Homer Simpson with a Van Daminator to his face!
Joey Styles: RVD hits the Van Daminator!
Tazz: How much does anyone wanna bet Homer Simpson swallowed his teeth.
Heath Burns: Perhaps a buttload.
Abbey Bominable: Abbey willing to give out cash!
JBL: *scoffs* No thanks, I'm keeping my money...
As RVD was feeding up the crowd with an "RVD" chant, Peter Griffin managed to fight back against the Uso's by laying them out with a double clothesline.
Michael Cole: What power and speed by Peter Griffin!
JBL: He came rolling in like a freight train!
A double clothesline wasn't enough for Peter. He wanted to unleash more damage on the brothers.
So he looked under the apron. And after seconds of searching, he brought out a good-old fashioned steel chair.
Mike Tenay: Looks like Peter Griffin's gonna feel real good at home with a steel chair!
Heath Burns: I pity those poor Uso's. They're gonna get tenderized!
As soon as Peter tried to approach them, Big E suddenly threw The Nostalgia Critic out of the ring.
However, when he was thrown to the floor, the Critic landed right on Peter Griffin's right leg, extending it to an 180 degree angle. Suddenly, the fans and commentators were shocked at the way Peter Griffin's leg was bent down.
Joey Styles: *gasping* OH MY GOD!
Jerry Lawler: *grossed out* OH GEEZ-!
Heath Burns: Oh man, that's sick!
JBL: Damn it, you hate to see that happen!
There were no words. Apparently, the entire Lucas Oil Stadium crowd took in a deep hush.
Even the Nostalgia Critic, Big E and the Usos were disturbed by it as well. Peter Griffin ended up holding his knee in pain and hissing, just to ease the soothing.
Peter Griffin: *hissing in pain* AHHHHHHHH! *hiss* AHHHHHHHH! *hiss* AHHHHHHHHH! *hiss* AHHHHHH! *hiss* AHHHHHH!
Mike Tenay: This is definitely painful to watch.
Abbey Bominable: It's almost like yak being put out of misery. Quite sad.
Michael Cole: There's no way Peter Griffin's gonna continue on like this. I mean, there's no way.
The referees stopped the match for a moment so that the EMT's could check out Peter Griffin's leg. Michael Cole was right on the spot. There was no way Peter could go on with the match with a bent up leg like this. Because of that horrifying display, ring announcer Justin Roberts made an announcement.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentleman, due to a serious injury, Peter Griffin has officially been eliminated from this match.
3rd Eliminated: Peter Griffin (The Angry Anti-Heroes); Result: Injury
The crowd all booed at this result. They didn't like what happened, but unfortunately, an elimination was an elimination. And there was nothing that anyone could do to change it.
The medics finally arrived with a stretcher so that they could roll Peter Griffin out of ringside.
JBL: This is hard to watch.
Heath Burns: This makes me more depressing to watch him roll away like that.
Jerry Lawler: I feel the same way, Heath. I'm certain all of us do, just like the Undertaker at WrestleMania 27.
Despite what the fans thought about Peter's sudden exit from this match, they decided to give him a standing ovation, chanting out Peter Griffin's name in the process. Even when he held his knee in pain, Peter gave everyone a thumbs up as he left up the entrance ramp
Mike Tenay: Look at everyone show their total support for Peter Griffin.
Michael Cole: Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen to him after that.
Abbey Bominable: Abbey wants to know what will happen to Angry Anti-Heroes next.
Tazz: Apparently, it's now 4-3, so anything and everything can happen!
To be continued, once again...
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Well, this can't be good for the Angry Anti-Heroes! Suspense-wise, let's take a look at our stats!
Eliminations:
1st: Bender (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
2nd: The Great Khali (The Van Daminators)
3rd: Peter Griffin (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
Who's Still In:
Rob Van Dam, Big E, and The Usos (Van Daminators)
Angry Video Game Nerd, The Nostalgia Critic, and Homer Simpson (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
It's 4-to-3 now, so will the Angry Anti-Heroes hang on without Family Guy's fat guy father? Or will the Van Daminators dominate? All the questions will be answered on the next chapter. Until then, who wants brownies? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
P.S.: I want to remind everyone that the Fanfiction Royal Rumble IV will come in the summer or early fall, depending on if I recover from the major writer's block. You won't know when that'll be, whether it'll be around blockbuster movie season, or perhaps somewhere around June. Either way, stay tuned! Allons-y!