FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 14: Van Daminators vs. Angry Anti-Heroes, Part III
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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After Peter's departure, the brawl still went on between both teams.
Big E tried to get the Nostalgia Critic back into the ring when the Critic surprised him with a trash lid straight to his face!
Tazz: Oh, hello!
Heath Burns: *chuckling* Oh man, he totally left a dent in there!
While Big E was trying to shake his nerves loose, the Critic ascended up the top rope with the trash lid still in hand.
As the powerlifter turned around, the Nostalgia Critic leaped up in the air and whacked Big E in the head once more!
Jerry Lawler: My goodness, that was loud.
Abbey Bominable: Too bad Abbey didn't bring earmuffs.
JBL: Or perhaps Q-tips...
Meanwhile, the Angry Video Game Nerd returned to the arena, hopping over the black barricade.
Staring down Jimmy Uso, the Nerd tried to run at him foolishly, but Jimmy lifted the nerd up the air, which forced him to crashland into Jey with a huge Samoan Drop down ringside floor!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Right on the floor!
Mike Tenay: That thump was hard to hear from my standpoint!
JBL: If Nerd's gonna keep this up, he might as well join Peter Griffin in a hospital bed right now!
As the Nerd clutched on to his ribs, Homer and RVD was still having their brawl around the stands. Luckily, Homer managed to fight back and pummel RVD through a flight of stairs.
RVD was rolling down and tumbling like snake eyes at a craps table..
Heath Burns: Uh-oh, RVD's rolling like a boulder!
JBL: I don't care who you are, having to roll down a flight of stairs is enough to make your brain rattle!
Michael Cole: Imagine having to roll down a rocky mountain! That doesn't feel pretty.
Homer Simpson came down the steps and approached a fallen RVD, just so he could inflict more damage on him.
Luckily, Homer saw a table right by the fans' entrance way. He wiped the rest of the food off so that he could place Mr. Monday Night on top of the table.
Mike Tenay: Something tells me this isn't gonna turn out good for RVD!
Joey Styles: What on Earth is Homer planning to do here?
Abbey Bominable: Something horrifying and dangerous, Abbey could tell.
Homer managed to find a scaffold next to him.
In the process, Homer shoved the backstage worker away and took his beer, therefore drinking it for motivation. From there, Homer began to ascend up the ladder. The entire Indianapolis crowd all stood up on their feet for what was about to happen. The Nerd and Critic tried to save him, but they were too busy with the Usos and Big E.
JBL: RVD better get the hell out of here if he knows what's good for him!
Heath Burns: If Homer hits this, Rob Van Dam might change his initials from RVD to RIP!
Tazz: You got that right.
But before Homer could reach to the top however, his brain started spinning and his eyes went in a different direction. Apparently, when he drank that beer, he became instantly drunk.
Homer started to struggle getting up the ladder because of his drunken stupor. His feet and his hands slowly started to give up on him.
Michael Cole: Uh-oh, please tell me Homer's not gonna fall.
Mike Tenay: Like it or not, it's gonna happen!
Jerry Lawler: I can't watch this!
Fearing for the worst, RVD managed to roll off the table just in time.
And as Homer Simpson finally let go of the ledge...
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...he took a horrendous 15 foot fall right into the table, breaking it on impact!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OH MY GOD!
Heath Burns: My god, the fatman's dead. I like it!
Mike Tenay: Peter Griffin may have plummeted straight to hell!
Abbey Bominable: A fall like that hurts worse than paper cup.
JBL: There's no way Homer Simpson's gonna get back up after this!
The crowd broke out in awe, chanting "You F***ed Up" at Homer's expense.
Using every ounce of strength he has left, Rob Van Dam managed to roll himself on top of Homer Simpson so that the referee could make the 3-count.
1... 2... 3!
The bell rung, this time, signaling another elimination from the Angry Anti-Heroes.
Tazz: Yep. Homer Simpson is gone!
Joey Styles: Because of that, they're now down to two people while Van Daminators still have four guys left!
Heath Burns: I don't think there's a chance in hell they're gonna come back from something like this.
4th Eliminated: Homer Simpson (Angry Anti-Heroes); Eliminated by: Rob Van Dam (Van Daminators); Result: Pinfall
While the medics went to go check on Homer Simpson's condition, RVD managed to take a little breather, just to heal his injuries.
Meanwhile, The Angry Video Game Nerd's arms were hung on the ropes, trapping him like a rat. The Critic however, was becoming the victim of multiple backbreakers caused by the current Intercontinental Champion.
Abbey Bominable: Video Game Nerd is trying to break free, but cannot.
Mike Tenay: So far, he and the Critic are all helpless against all three men, that is, if you count Mr. Monday Night as the fourth man!
Jerry Lawler: They sure could use a miracle in this match right now!
As soon as Big E was about to get another backbreaker in place, The Critic managed to counter and fly over him with a surprise DDT!
Tazz: DDT right out of nowhere!
Joey Styles: Nostalgia Critic still staying alive!
Heath Burns: Yeah, but they still gotta get past the Uso's and RVD first!
Handling the Uso's was easy for the Critic. Gesturing them to come over here, the Uso's tried to take Critic out of the ring with a double clothesline, but Doug lifted down the rope, which forced the Uso's out of the ring instead.
Getting up, the Critic went over to the Nerd and finally released him out of the ropes. But with both Uso's out of the ring, the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd had an idea up their sleeve.
Michael Cole: What's on their minds right now?
JBL: Please tell me they're not gonna steal from the Usos!
Jerry Lawler: Apparently, that's what the Nerd and Critic came here to do!
Pumping up the Indianapolis crowd, The Nerd and Critic ran through the ropes and back again. But before they could even think about diving, The Usos managed to slide back into the ring, which forced the angry critiques to rebound back into the ring, Kofi Kingston style.
Unfortunately, both the Nerd and Critic's heads were superkicked in the back in the head by Jimmy and Jey altogether.
Heath Burns: *chuckling* Oh, maaaan! That was right in the noggin!
Abbey Bominable: That can hurt brain hard.
Joey Styles: Heck, that's almost enough for a concussion!
While both the Nerd and Critic were knocked unconscious, both Jimmy and Jey dragged their bodies to separate turnbuckles. As both the Nerd and Critic were trying to get their vision back, the Uso's pumped the crowd up with their "Uuuuuce" and "Oooooo" chant.
Apparently, this wasn't gonna be good for the remaining Angry Anti-Heroes.
JBL: Oh, I'm liking this, when I say "Uuuuce", you say "OHHH!"
Heath Burns: Sounds like they're taking a steaming crap while having sex.
Tazz: *looking creeped out* Okay, I'm a little disturbed by that image...
After they were done with their little Uso chant, the brothers dashed to both turnbuckles, hoping to hit the Critic and Nerd with their rears in honor of former WWE Alumni Rikishi...
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...but the duo moved out of the way, failing their little rear attack!
Michael Cole: The Nerd and Critic smart enough to roll out of the way!
Mike Tenay: That didn't end very good!
While they were trying to shake their nerves together, The Nerd and Critic quickly got back up, and pushed both Uso's heads into one another, stunning them a bit.
In the process, the Nerd and Critic leaped on their backs and surprised them with a Japanese Rolling Cradle Pin. Stealing a page from the late great Eddie Guerrero, the Nerd and Critic added extra leverage by tugging on the Uso's shorts. From there, the referee made the pin.
1... 2... 3!
As the bell rang, the audience erupted in cheers, indicating another elimination. As a bonus, the crowd broke out in an "Eddie" chant in honor of the late great Latino Heat.
JBL: Whoa, bye-bye Usos!
Joey Styles: The Nerd and Critic taking a page out of Eddie Guerrero's playbook!
Michael Cole: Apparently, they'd get disqualified, but since it's no-DQs, it's perfectly legal!
Abbey Bominable: It's now two-to-two. Abbey loves it!
5th Eliminated: Jey Uso (Van Daminators); Eliminated by: Angry Video Game Nerd (The Angry-Anti-Heroes); Result: Pinfall
6th Eliminated: Jimmy Uso (Van Daminators); Eliminated by: The Nostalgia Critic; Result: Pinfall
While the Uso's were rolled out of the ring in defeat, Abbey was getting sore having to sit on Heath's lap like this.
Getting up and dusting herself off, Abbey decided to get on the announcer's table and strike a sexy pose on it, just so she watch the action from here. The male demographic all sitting at ringside took in a catcall, because of the way they were seeing Abbey's underwear from here. JBL on the other hand, was a bit annoyed by this.
JBL: *to Abbey* Hey, come on, what's your problem! I can't see the match from here!
Heath Burns: *to JBL* No need to be hasty. Abbey can sit where she wants. She looks mighty hot from here!
JBL: I appreciate it if your little fugly girlfriend gets off from that table. I swear my hat's freezing from here.
Annoyed by JBL's words, Abbey tugged on the wrestling god's tie and gave her words on her own.
Abbey Bominable: *to JBL* You call Abbey ugly one more time, I take balls and turn them into popsicles!
JBL: *nervously* Um, on second thought, it's a free country. Sit anywhere you want.
Mike Tenay: I think we should make it twice that JBL got owned again.
Jerry Lawler: I don't know, but is it feeling a little cold to you?
While the Nerd and Critic were flipping birds right at the Uso's far away, Rob Van Dam returned to the ring and surprised the Nerd with a flying kick as soon as he turned around. The collision forced the Critic's glasses to be knocked out of sight.
Because of this, the Critic ate a clothesline thanks to Big E.
Michael Cole: *cringing* Ohhh! That didn't feel good at all!
Tazz: The Critic looks like he's suffering from whiplash!
With both the Critic and Nerd unconscious, RVD dragged the Nerd on top of the Critic.
Feeling an idea come up to mind, RVD whipped himself to the ropes, performed a nice somersault, and leaped up in the air with a rolling senton, aka Rolling Thunder!
Joey Styles: A double Rolling Thunder by the Whole F'N Show, Rob Van Dam!
Heath Burns: I think that was just the beginning, Joey!
Heath was right. The Van Daminators weren't done with the Angry Anti-Heroes just yet.
While the Nerd was still laying on top of the Critic, Big E decided to run back and forth, and hit the duo with a hard leaping Warrior-like splash!
JBL: Ohhhh, double splash!
Mike Tenay: Big E could exactly kill two birds and one stone here!
Heath Burns: *chuckling* I wouldn't say so, Mikey!
From there, Big E managed to cover both the Nerd and Critic at the same time, while the referee counted.
1... 2...
But no! The Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic managed to kick out at the same time, enforcing a big pop from the audience!
Jerry Lawler: They kicked out!
Abbey Bominable: Nerd and Critic are tougher than baby yak on steroids.
Tazz: Like I said, whatever you say makes sense to me!
Michael Cole: How much pain can the Nerd and Critic take from RVD and Big E?
Contrary to Cole's words, just exactly how much pain will the two men take on the road to victory? Only time will tell...
To be continued, once again...
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Looks like were down to two men each! But before I go any further, let's take a look at what we got so far:
Eliminations:
1st: Bender (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
2nd: The Great Khali (The Van Daminators)
3rd: Peter Griffin (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
4th: Homer Simpson (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
5th: Jey Uso (The Van Daminators)
6th: Jimmy Uso (The Van Daminators)
Who's Still In:
Rob Van Dam and Big E (Van Daminators)
Angry Video Game Nerd and The Nostalgia Critic (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
Will the Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic survive the onslaught of RVD and Big E? Or will it be game over for the Angry Anti-Heroes? The answers will be revealed next chapter! Until then, happy late 420 day, everybody! Now then, anybody got any pot?