FanFiction Survivor Series
Chapter 15: Van Daminators vs. Angry Anti-Heroes, Part IV
Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic looked a bit helpless to fight back in this match. RVD and Big E were manhandling them like a butcher does meat.
While they were still groggy, RVD managed to drag them to the lower left turnbuckle, while Big E got outside the ring and looked for a chair under the apron.
Joey Styles: Uh-oh, I think I know where RVD is going with this.
JBL: Is RVD gonna go coast-to-coast?
Jerry Lawler: That's what RVD came here to do! He's Mr. Monday Night!
As Big E grabbed the steel chair, he wedged it right between the Critic and Nerd's faces. For them, this was gonna be bad.
Setting it up perfectly, RVD went to the other turnbuckle and descended right to the top. The fans all stood up in awe, hoping to see RVD pull off the Van Daminator.
Heath Burns: There's no way RVD's gonna reach him.
Tazz: I think he may be looking to eat your words with that statement, Heath!
After Rob Van Dam got his 'RVD' chant, the Whole Dam Show leaped from the top rope, glid in the air...
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...and nailed the Nerd and Critic with a Double Van Daminator!
Joey Styles: Double Van Daminator!
Abbey Bominable: Their faces got turned into Yak Burger.
Jerry Lawler: All of this 'yak' talk is making me hungry...
With the Nerd and Critic down for the count, both Big E and Rob Van Dam covered the two men while the referee made the pin attempt.
1... 2...
But miraculously, both the Nerd and Critic managed to kick out in time.
JBL: They kicked out!
Mike Tenay: The Nerd and Critic just doesn't seem to stay down!
Heath Burns: They're taking it as they come! I respect that tenacity!
Both RVD and Big E were stunned in disbelief. It feels like no matter how hard they try, they wouldn't stay down for a three-count.
As both men started to pick the duo up, the Nerd and Critic went down and gave them low blows across the legs!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god, that's gotta hurt!
Heath Burns: They look like they dumped a full load!
Tazz: I agree with you on that!
Adding a second wind, both Nerd and Critic fought back with flurries of punches. Suddenly, the tide finally turned in their favor.
Jerry Lawler: This crowd is going nuts!
Abbey Bominable: This is rowdy than battle royal at yak meat market.
Michael Cole: Seriously, I'm feeling a little hungry as well.
After they were busy roughing up RVD and Big E, the Nerd and Critic whipped both men onto each other, but the Whole Dam Show and the powerlifter counter whipped the Nerd and Critic.
But using their smarts, The Nerd leaped over the Critic in a Super Mario-like leap, and nailed Big E with a spear, and so did the Critic with RVD!
Mike Tenay: They hit them with a double spear!
JBL: Feels like I'm seeing double Goldbergs.
Jerry Lawler: I wonder what's gonna happen next?
Right after the Critic sent Big E out of the ring, The Angry Video Game Nerd connected with a body slam to RVD. From there, the Critic began to go up the top rope while the Nerd spreaded RVD's legs aside. All of a sudden, the crowd cheered for their feet, claiming that something extreme was gonna happen.
Joey Styles: Uh-oh, were about to see some vintage ECW here!
Tazz: Oh no, this can't be! Tell me they're not gonna rip off Bully Ray and Devon like this.
Heath Burns: Tell them to go cry me a river for all I care.
Looking around at the screaming fans, The Nerd looked up to the Critic and gave them a 'Whazzup?!'
After that, the Critic leaped from the top rope and landed his head right onto RVD's groin painfully!
JBL: Oh dear, there goes his grapefruits.
Abbey Bominable: It went "smash" just like that! Talk about drama to groin!
Joey Styles: I'm thinking we all know what comes next after this!
While RVD's clung onto his groin in pain, The Nerd pushed the Critic an inch, just to pump him up.
Angry Video Game Nerd: *screaming* Critic!
Nostalgia Critic: *screaming* Nerd!
A sick smirk then appeared on the Nerd's face. He was up to something so sinister and so surreal, that he needed to tell the three words to everyone and his partner...
Angry Video Game Nerd: GET THE TABLES!
Michael Cole: Oh my, this is not gonna be pretty one bit!
Heath Burns: No kidding! This is bound to 'heat' things up!
JBL: Yeah, no wonder I missed those fire puns so much...
The Nerd and Critic got out of the ring for a little while so they could get two wooden tables in which they already got.
The two successfully set up the wooden hardware. But before they would place them in the center, Big E came flying out of nowhere with a hard clothesline to the Critic's jaw while RVD managed to hit a roundhouse kick straight to the Nerd's jaw!
Joey Styles: Well, that sure came out of nowhere!
Mike Tenay: How many clotheslines is the Critic gonna take from this man?
Abbey Bominable: Hopefully that would be last one.
After nailing the Critic successfully, Big E undid his straps, which signaled the end for his opponent.
While the Critic struggled to get up on his two feet, he was picked up by Big E in an Oklahoma Slam position...
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...only for Big E to drop him down with a Big Ending!
Michael Cole: And Big E nails him with a Big Ending!
Heath Burns: Well, might as well make it two-to-one here!
JBL: Definitely, but I don't think Big E's done with him just yet.
JBL was right, considering that RVD told Big E to place The Nostalgia Critic on top of the table.
As he was placing the Nerd on the table too, Mr. Monday Night then ascended to the top rope and so did Big E. The entire Indianapolis crowd stood up in suspense. They were about to see double demolition happen!
Joey Styles: Oh no, this isn't gonna turn out well for the Angry Anti-Heroes!
Abbey Bominable: Put wagons in circle and stick fork in it. It is done!
Tazz: What she said!
The Nerd and Critic were suddenly in La-La Land. But they were about to be sent to hell soon enough.
After such patience, both RVD and Big E leaped onto the sky...
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...but the Nerd and Critic moved out of the way, which forced Rob Van Dam and Big E to crashland onto the tables!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OH MY GOD!
Jerry Lawler: What a painful impact!
Mike Tenay: The Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic managed to move out of the way just in time!
JBL: That impact is just hard to watch.
Heath Burns: Either that or it must be the sight of my girlfriend's sweet legs!
As the crowd chanted "You F***ed Up" from that sudden blunder, the Nerd and Critic found it in themselves to drag their bodies on top of Big E and RVD for the cover.
1... 2... 3!
The final bell rang, signaling the end of the match, and out to a tremendous pop!
7th Eliminated: Big E (Van Daminators); Eliminated by: The Nostalgia Critic (Angry Anti-Heroes); Result: Pinfall
8th and final Elimination: Rob Van Dam; Eliminated by: Angry Video Game Nerd (Angry Anti-Heroes); Result: Pinfall
Jerry Lawler: Thank goodness it's over!
Abbey Bominable: Abbey hasn't seen carnage like this since yak-fighting down at village!
JBL: Thank goodness I'm gonna miss all that yak talk. I'm so hungry I could eat a yak myself.
As the Nerd and Critic started to get up slowly from the carnage, ring announcer Justin Roberts announced the result.
Justin Roberts: Here are your sooooooole survivors... The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd!
Looking a little beat and exhausted from that battle, the Nerd and Critic managed to find the strength to raise their hand in victory in front of 80,000 screaming fans! What a war they had with Rob Van Dam! To put it simply to use, this was totally extreme.
Joey Styles: What a rough battle was! It went back and forth, but in the end, the duo of the Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic barely managed to survive this brutal encounter.
Heath Burns: *lighting his hair on fire* I don't know about you, but it really got me burning for more!
Mike Tenay: We're definitely gonna have more on the way, let me tell ya.
Michael Cole: So far, I'd like to thank both Heath and Abbey for joining us here at ringside! *to Abbey* Nice to see ya.
Abbey Bominable: Same here too!
As Abbey started shaking his hand, it suddenly froze out of motion, leaving Michael Cole's hand looking like a huge block of ice! Somehow, it left JBL laughing like a dog!
Michael Cole: *freezing* O-o-o-o-o-oh man, that's cold! Is she always like this?
JBL: *chuckling* Yep. That was ice cold at best!
While Michael Cole tended to his frozen hand, the scene transitioned to both Sting and Al Bundy, two team leaders of separate teams, walking down backstage area. Apparently, they were getting ready for their matchup, which was about to be next.
Jerry Lawler: While we get an ice pick for Cole here, we got a hot match coming up next! It's the Main Event Mafia from TNA against Al Bundy's Bundy Bombers, right here on the Fanfiction Survivor Series!
To be continued, yet again...
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Wow, that was chaotic. I'm not gonna, but this has definitely turned into a war. Anyway, let's see the stats we got from this match!
Eliminations:
1st: Bender (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
2nd: The Great Khali (The Van Daminators)
3rd: Peter Griffin (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
4th: Homer Simpson (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
5th: Jey Uso (The Van Daminators)
6th: Jimmy Uso (The Van Daminators)
7th: Big E (The Van Daminators)
8th: Rob Van Dam (The Van Daminators)
Sole Survivors:
Angry Video Game Nerd and The Nostalgia Critic (The Angry Anti-Heroes)
Next matchup will be Sting and his Main Event Mafia against Al Bundy's dream team called the Bundy Bombers! Will Al's dream team sting the Main Event Mafia in the ass? Or will The Main Event Mafia put all five members of the Bundy Bombers on the hit list? The answers will be revealed next chapter! Until then, have any more pot?