Chapter 3:First day on Thousand Sunny
Diclamier:I only did the plot and story so the characters and their abilities and the worlds and other stuff all belong to Gosho Aoyama(Detective Conan/Case Closed), Masashi Kishimoto(Naruto), Eiichiro Oda(One Piece) and Hiro Mashima(Fairytail). We are not not worthy of their presences, bow down to their brilliance
Hello people, its me, your favourite authors, well probably not for some of you, but anyway, my big thanks to Sorariu for being my first reviewer. And to answer her(I think its a her, it could be a him, or they or them, but whatever) question, the answer is kind of. The real Straw Hats(Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin,Brook,Chopper, Usoop and Brook, we are not worthy of their presences either, bow down to their awesomeness) are the genuine Straw Hats, the rest of them are just like friends that decided to go along with them. Fellow travellers.
As we looked over Sunny's lawn, we would see all the Straw Hats and friends snoozing into next week. Last night, the party was so wild and happy that they actually fall into deep sleep the same time. Awww, how sweet. Oh, someone's waking up, ohh, its Ino, our little mind expert, I wonder if she knows that humans can only use 10% of our brain at one time. Well, in tests I really need the other 90% to kick in. Anyway, she going to the bathroom, no wonder she woke up early, must be a habit, a lady must always look her best. Ah, there she is, looking beautiful as always, hey what's the hell is she doing she's walking over to everyone...
"WAKE UP," Ino yelled, all the sleepers spring up making it easy so she can run around kicking everyone's pillows(how the hell did the pillows get there?Well let's just say, Robin being the thoughtful person she is, contained her sleepiness and bought pillows and blankets for everyone)"ITS THE FIRST DAY OF BEING ON THOUSAND SUNNY AND WE DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT. THE SUN IS SHINING, THE SKY IS BLUE AND THE WEATHER IS PEACHY, NOW GET YOUR SLEEPY LITTLE BUTTS UP AND RUN AROUND!"
"YEAH,"Naruto yelled,"BELIEVE IT!"
"AS ALWAYS INO-CHWWAN,"Sanji yelled his eyes instantly forming into love hearts.
"YEAH,COME ON PEOPLE,"cried our little alarm clock, before spring away leaving some very bad tempered people behind.
"Is it just me,"Neji growled,"or are all the blonds here hyperactive?"
"Nah,"Heiji yawned,"its just you."
Did anyone notice those two's name rhyme?
20 minutes later
"MEAT,"cried Luffy.
"RAMEN,"sobbed Naruto.
"FIRE,"yelled Natsu.
"I WANT RAMEN/MEAT/FIRE,"they all yelled at the same time,"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS."
Nami looked down at her plate.
"I believe it's called fruit salad, more precisely, apple, watermelon and strawberry salad."
"Anyone can tell what salad this is, but DART BOY, WHERE'S MY SAKE,"Zoro yelled.
"SHUT UP MARIMO, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANY OF YOUR FREAKIN' HEALTH EXCEPT THE LADIES, ANYONE KNOW THAT MEAT, RAMEN AND SAKE IS NOT FREAKIN' HEALTHY TO EAT AS BREAKFAST. AND WHAT'S WITH THE CRAP ABOUT THE FIRE? YOU WANT TO BURN THE FRIGGIN' SHIP DOWN? YOU STUPID IDOTIC-"
"Morning Sanji-kun,"a cheerful voice called out breaking the middle of Sanji's sentence. Sanji stopped smoothed his hair and regained his cool look.
"MORNING RAN-CHWWWAN!," cried Sanji going Category 5 love hurricane,"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRUIT SALAD?"
"Fruit salad? Oh you putted all my favourite fruit in a salad,"Ran said happily,"thanks Sanji-kun."
Can people melt? Cause Sanji did.
He was going to die and go to love heaven but he was interrupted. Very rudely interrupted.
"YOU MEAN THAT I CAN"T EAT RAMEN FOR BREAKFAST FOR THE REST OF THE TIME ON THIS LION THING? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,I'M LEAVING ,"sobbed Naruto.
"Its called Thousand Sunny not Lion Thing,"Sakura snapped," and we are staying here whether you like it or not.
"D-d-don't w-worry N-Naruto-kun,"Hinata smiled timidly behind Sakura,poking her fingers together"I-I'm s-sure that y-you w-wil be a-able to eat r-ramen s-sometimes. I-I'll h-help y-you s-sneak s-some."
Naruto brightly immediately,"Thanks Hinata-chan,"he said happily reaching forward to hug her and was only stopped by an obstacle. A very annoying obstacle.
Name:NejiBot8923
Status:Protecter of Lady Hinata and a genius prodigy
Powers:The Byakugan, and many others I'm not gonna bother to write.
Mission No.1:Stop Uzumaki Naruto hugging Lady Hinata
Result:Mission Accomplished
Mission No.2:Exterminate Uzumaki Naruto
Target Locked.
Braced for impact
"What the -censored-hell do you think you were doing," said Neji. Since this is T rated, fell free to fill in the censored part. Hey don't blame me, there are kids watching this people. Back to Neji- heyyyy, his eyes are glowing red.
Anime Rule
When eyes start glowing red, you start running
Fortunately, Neji didn't have time to show Naruto around Heaven because TenTen popped out.
"Neji,"she said,"come on you better try this salad, it's so good!"
Hyuuga Neji, genius of his clan, mastered every technique known to the Hyuugas.
The first of Konoha 12 to be Jounin. One of the awesomely cool group(Sasuke, Shino, Shikamaru) looked up and blushed.
Actually blushed.
Oh how the mighty has fallen.
Our gorgeous weapon mistress was looking especially beautiful today. With a pair of demin short, black tanktop, Black heeled converses and her hair in a ponytail. No wonder Neji blushed. In fact Sanji tried to make a move on her but was stopped. Well, not exactly stopped, more like being sent crashing through a wall by Neji (Don't you dare touch her) and Lee (Sanji! How could you try to unpurify our youthful lotus?) which was how Franky came in. Hey, he's the carpenter people, he's suppose to fix stuff.
"HELLO EVERYONE, I KNOW THAT TODAY IS GONNA BE A SUUUUUPER DAY!,"Franky yelled, doing his trademark pose.
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"Uh, notice the atmosphere around here?"
"WHAT A SUUUUPER QUIET ATMOSPHERE."
"THEN GODDAMMIT SHUT UP FOR-CENSORED-SAKE."Again guy, kids are watching this. Fill in the blank ya self. Arrgh me hearties(Sorry, had a urge to say that.)
Well, anyway, you probably are wondering who yelled the last part. Step back people, watch the amazing Lucy explode.
"STOP YELLING AT LUCY-SWWAN!"yelled Sanji.
"I'M NOT SUUUPER YELLING AT HER."Franky protested.
"WHATS SO SUPER ABOUT YELLING?"
"IT JUST IS SUUUPER!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!"That was Zoro.
"BOTH OF YOU ARE BEING FREAKIN RIDICULOUS!" That was Gajeel.
"YEAH, STOP ACTING SO IMMATURE!"Oh hi Luffy, didn't notice you there.
"THAT FRIGGIN RICH COMING FROM YOU!"Hello, Gray.
"YOU SHUT UP."
"DON"T YELL AT GRAY-SAMA, LUFFY-SAMA!" Howdy Juvia.
"DON"T GET CAUGHT UP IN THIS!"
"DON"T YOU DARE YELL AT JUVIA YOU MORONS!" Hey Erza, wassup?
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU,THIS IS SO FREAKIN TROUBLESOME TO HEAR AND EVEN MORE FREAKIN TROUBLESOME TO YELL!" Who got a trademark 'troublesome? Ah, Shika-kun(DON"T CALL ME THAT!) of course.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU I'M TRYING TO THINK?"
"YOU SHUT UP DETECTIVE GEEK!"
"LEAVE KUDO ALONE!"
"SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECAME HIS MOTHER?"
"LEAVE BOTH OF THEM ALONE!"
"SHUT UP KUDO-LOOKALIKE MAGIC FREAK!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?"
"STAY OUT OF THIS!"
"I"M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CALL HIM MAGIC FREAK!"
"WHO SAYS?"
"I SAY!"
"WHY YOU..."
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!"
"MAKE ME!"
"GLAD TO!"
"GUM-GUM..."
"FIRE DRAGONS..."
"DIABLE..."
SHADOW..."
"GATTLING GUN!"
"ROAR!"
JIMBLE!"
"PROCESSION!"
"DIEEEEEEEEEE!"
Well you probably know what happens next. A huge fight.
Sanji yelling about not yelling at the ladies, Franky said he didn't yell at her, Zoro yelling at them to shut up, etc etc. And everyone else was pretty much yelling at each other to shut up.
Sad.
PS. Smart people, like Hinata, Robin and Wendy were calmly sitting on the other side of the ship sipping tea and talking about stuff.
How smart. Especially when on the other side of the ship there's a pandemonium/catastrophe/hell featuring...er 30 people? Can't tell when there's a huge mess of flying punches and Rasengans and Shadows and Fires and and Bullet and Sword Slashes.
*Gets chair thrown at head*
"SHUT UP" (No idea who yelled that, too complicated)
"YOU SHADDUP I'M THE AUTHOR, I CREATED THIS STORYLINE, YOU'RE HERE CAUSE OF MEEEEEE."
"I DON'T GIVE A -censored- CRAP"(please fill blank)
"WHY YOU UNGRATEFUL BRATS"
*Rolls up sleeves and joins fight*
Mythical782 out.
Thanks to everyone who put me as their favourite and followers and reviews.
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