Title Playing Possum

Author landofthekwt

Rating M

Pairing Sesshoumaru/Kagome

Genre birthday giftfic for Possessed

Warning Sex games

Summary Birthday fic for Possessed

Of all the things she had done for Sesshoumaru this was the worst. The costume was made for another and did not even come close to matching the body of a Japanese middle schooler.

Sesshoumaru walked around her, inspecting her. It was not working. Since Possessed came into his life. nothing about Kagome turned him on her in the possum costume had been a last resort.

Kagome was livid. " Well, aren't you going to do anything? I tied up your gang in the armoire. I dressed in this silly costume. I am waiting. Is it me? Is it her?"

Sesshoumaru sighed. As much as he would like to fuck the little miko, it just wasn't going to happen. His mighty sword was more like a limp noodle today. Luckily, Inuyasha was not here or he would have a field day. Just then he heard a knock on the door.

"I'm here"

Kagome scowled " You invited her? You have to decide right now if it is her or me?"

Sesshoumaru smiled She had made it easy for him " Get out"

"What? You can't mean that. If I go through that door, we are through."

"Leave the possum costume. Possessed likes to dress up."

Kagome screamed and ran out of the room A minute later the possum costume came flying out in pieces followed by an angry miko

" I should purify your ass for this."

She opened the door only to find herself face to face with Possessed with a flamingo under each arm. Shoving Possessed aside she stormed out of the castle breathing fire.

Possessed beamed cheerily as she handed the birds to the daiyoukai. " My husband left flamingos on our lawn this morning for my birthday. He had some left over so that I bring them over. I did tell him that you can never have too many flamingos."

Sesshoumaru took the proffered birds " If I had known it was your birthday, I would have baked a cake."

"Don't worry., Lots of people gave me cakes today. I came over to play. Where is everybody and what do you want to play?"

Muffled voices echoed from the armoire " Farmville, Farmville Farmville"

Possessed looked at Sesshoumaru who sighed " Farmmville, it is, but only if you keep I get to be the dog and you keep those horses away from me."