Title A Litter Problem
Author landofthekwt
Rating PG-13
Prompt April Fool's Day Challenge
Word Count 432
Warning None
Summary What will the ultrasound reveal?
The big day had finally come. The unveiling of the new prince or princess. Kagome had been uncertain at first. Would he disappointed if it was a girl? She had been under so much pressure to produce an heir. Just let Sesshoumaru be happy
The mothers walking into the room surprised her. They had not been invited. Kagome was glad to see her mother. Hopefully she would be at the side when she gave birth. Taisho men still refused to enter the birthing room
Her mother-in-law always made her edgy. Although she never said anything, she felt like she was under a microscope, trying to prove that she was good enough for her precious Sesshoumaru. Just let the bitch say something. She would give her a piece of her mind.
Kagome's doctor entered the room . The lights were dimmed and the image slowly began to form on the screen. The doctor began to talk about the image on the screen.
"It appears to be a healthy litter. Normally formed heads, paws, fangs and claws. If you look closely, you can see moko-moko-sama beginning to grow on them. Notice the peach fuzz. The brood is about equally divided by sex. Three males and three females."
Kagome screamed. Mrs. Higurashi glared at the doctor. "What is the meaning of this?"
The doctor was nonplused. He assumed that everyone would be happy with the pictures. " I assumed that you would be happy to know the sexes of this healthy litter of puppies"
Kagome yelled " I am not a dog. I do not have puppies. Where is my baby?"
The doctor was now confused. " But you are a Taisho."
"By marriage. I am human."
"Oh"
A droll laugh came from the back of the room " Those would be our litter, Doctor.. I wonder how they could have found their way onto the screen. I suppose we are both Taishos"
The Doctor gaped at the screen dumbfounded. Kagome glared at her, but Sesshoumaru put his arm around her and spoke " Enough of your jokes, Mother."
"Tsh, Sesshoumaru. You and your bride are made for each other. No sense of humor at all. By the way Kagome, April Fool. We will have so much fun being pregnant together."
Kagome had never wanted to purify anyone as much she did right now. The first priority however was to find a human gynecologist instead of a youkai doctors who spent too time boinking her mother-in-law and never realized she was human.