Mesu: okay! So I've decided that because I'm really slow with stories that I'm gonna write them in shorter more faster updates and that way I wont talk so long to update for you guys.
Sesshomaru: Hn, I'm not sure what this One feels about this chapter …
Kagome: Mesu! DX you don't have to do this!
Inuyasha: Hahaha she's doin' it
Toran: … O_O
Mesu: a big thank you to amari, LoveInTheBattleField and sdrlana21 I really do appreciate your patience with my bad spelling and still reviewing 3 it means a lot to me.
"What's 'questions'?" said a female voice with her phone to her ear. She sat in her smallish room on the double bed hugging the plush pillow.
"It's a game Sesshomaru loves playing to ask the most dirtiest questions." Said another female voice through the receiver.
"Yeah, well, your not the only ones with fetishes" a sultry masculine voices comment came through the speaker as well. Currently Kagome was in a three-way phone call with Sesshomaru and his close friend Toran. Sesshomaru decided it was time to play the game 'questions' with Kagome.
"Okay so both of you can only ask me questions and a question I ask, both of you have to answer" came Sesshomaru's voice with cheeky sneakiness "and I'm asking first!"
"Fine then ask away" sighed Toran.
"do you have pubes and are they bushy or groomed?" you could hear his dark chuckle as Kagome squeaked.
"I'm messaging you mine Sesshomaru" Toran replied
"Same here" Kagome agreed. Five minutes passed and then Sesshomaru's teasing voice commented;
"Toran's is very bushy," here he chuckled at her outraged shout "and Kagome's is groomed"
"Really, Sesshomaru" Kagome remarked dryly.
"OKAY! It's Toran's turn. So ask me a question" Sesshomaru said cheerily, out of character.
"Umm, hmm, um, um, um," Toran stuttered, "I have one but… it's embarrassing to ask"
"Message it to me then" Sesshomaru said… "How long is my dick? Okay hang on a sec" fumbling and rustling could be heard as he moved around looking for something to measure with.
"I'm just gunna use Kagome's pencil she let me borrow to measure" came his slightly muffled voice.
"Ewwww! Sesshomaru, no that's my pencil I let you borrow" Kagome's voice intoned, put off that her pencil was going to touch his, thingy.
"HAHA!" Toran lost it with laughter hearing Kagome's comment.
"It's a pencil and a half" he said proud of his size. Kagome knew that her pencil was five inches long, so that meant that his dick was seven and a half inches.
"Awww, Toran! Why did you have to ask him that question" she whined
"Im *giggles* I'm sorry Kagome, I didn't know he was gunna do that" Toran laughed.
Kagome: TT_TT she did it…
Sesshomaru: hn, U_U,,
Toran: That poor pencil
Inuyasha: *ROFFLES*
Mesu: hahaha okay so I don't own Inuyasha etc and I hope you guys enjoyed it and please review