Part 2 of the flashback arc, last of thr gifts for Sketch's Outoto.

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Heaven or Hell?

LET'S RAWK!

38th Period.

Tokyo University campus 7-11… 23:15

"Thanks for you patronage…" the girl on the counter offered half-heartedly, turning away from Kuwabara to resume filing her nails, a bored expression on her face as the teen walked back out into the rain, a bag of flu medicine and a newly bought umbrella in each hand.

'Coulda sworn these things only cost 100 yen.' The teen muttered, popping the umbrella, which had cost him around 600 yen, and using it to fend off the worst of the downpour 'Aw well, least it's keepin' me dry-!'

A series of motorbikes drove past, the revelers, members of the Tokyo university Auto Club and obviously pissed out of their minds, tearing down the street at top speed, heedless of the puddle they'd driven through or the sopping wet teen that was standing there in a mounting rage they'd left in their wake.

'Bastards…' Kuwabara muttered, glaring after the gang, making a vow to go pay those idiots a little house call later on, before shrugging his shoulders with a grunt and deciding to take a shortcut through the park. For one thing the trees would at least provide some cover from the rain, and for another he didn't feel like chancing the other massive puddles that had lined the way between his dorm and the 7-11.

Even so, not many people chose to walk through the park at night, as even on a secure campus like Todai, the occasional freak and pervert still made a random appearance. Not that Kuwabara, being a six-foot something former delinquent with A-class Reiki, had anything to fear from your everyday mugger or pervert, hell even before he'd awoken his spiritual powers he could have sent anyone that jumped him crying for their mamas. Except for Yusuke of course, but then the former Tantei wasn't one for ambushing people, he preferred to let them ambush HIM, and then brush off sending them to hospital as simple 'self defense' when the cops came knocking on the door.

'Besides, the sooner I get this stuff to Mizuno-san the better,' he reasoned, recalling how the shy bluenette's sore coughs with a frown, firming his resolve and promptly stepping off the beaten path as he made his way in the general direction of his dorm building, heedless of the hooting of owls or the looming trees, letting out a sigh of relief as the rain let up slightly thanks to the thick canopy above.

But not ten minutes after stepping off the beaten path, the pompadour-sporting teen froze as his sixth sense went off like a fire alarm, his eyes widening as he looked around, instantly on guard and eying all directions as Kurama and Hiei had taught him. 'Not very strong.' He noted, his eyes narrowing as he got a feel for the youki hovering around him like a case of bad gas, only without the smell 'Most likely a mid C-rank…but what's it doing here?'

"HELP!" a shrill voice called out, the pompadour sporting teen's head snapping round as a woman's screams started up some distance away, tearing through the park despite the distance between them "Someone help me!"

"Stupid Question!" the teen snarled, tucking the bag of medication under his arm as he ran full tilt towards the screams, his fist tightening around the handle of his umbrella as he leapt into the clearing, bringing the makeshift weapon to bear and slamming it into the side of the monster's head, sending it flying across the deserted park to crash into a jungle gym, the cheap bumbershoot reduced to so much crushed metal and fabric from the blow.

"You okay?" the teen asked, crouching next to the stunned woman, by the looks of it, a jogger that had gotten the same idea as him, checking her over carefully for injuries as he glared at the monster's landing spot "Can you stand?"

"H-hai…" the woman admitted hesitantly, a slight tremble to her voice, though she managed to get to her feet without too much assistance, looking up at the pompadour sporting teen in grateful awe "Th-thank you-!"

"Just run!" Kuwabara ordered, turning his back to the woman as the sound of metal whining filled the air, scowling as he watched a shadowy figure remove itself from the ruined jungle gym "Run and don't stop running till you get home!"

The woman wasted no time, taking off like greased lightning, her panicked breath fading into the distance even as Kuwabara turned to face the shadowy form before him, his eyes narrowed in disdain.

"You got balls punk." He muttered, tossing the useless umbrella aside and clenching his fist as a light glow filled it "Attacking women in the park at night…even for a demon, you think you can call yourself a man after that?" He charged forwards, channeling reiki into his hand to summon his weapon "Eat this! REIKE-ERK!"

"Hoohoo?" a feminine voice called out, the teen's eyes widening as the demon he'd just sent flying stepped daintily out of the shadows, revealing an impressive figure that was dressed in a twisted knock off of a clown suit, the face covered with a porcelain mask, one half smiling, the other sad, a large hat with a peacock feather topping it all off.

Authors note: Imagine 'Pettin the dark clown from Yugioh, only female and with tighter clothes...

"So a new playmate comes to play with Pettin?" the figure asked, tittering in a disturbingly cutesy manner, her hands suddenly filling with throwing knives as she balanced on one toe, like an acrobat "Pettin show you real nice time!"

"H-Hold up!" Kuwabara stammered in alarm, waving his hands before him to ward off the attack, his mind literally shutting down as common sense warred with his refusal to fight a female opponent, regardless of species "I didn't know you were a girl! I don't fight girls!"

"Boy or girl doesn't matter to Pettin," the demonic harlequin countered, giggling dementedly as she twirled around on her toes, before lunging towards him with blades drawn "all MEAT taste the same!"

"Shit!" Kuwabara yelped, dodging madly as the demented harlequin slashed at him, cackling all the while. Part of him was wishing Urameshi was here, as the Mazoku heir had no qualms about hitting women. Another part of him was chastising the first for that exact same reason. "Can't we just talk?!" he demanded, grabbing her wrist and trying to keep her at arms length, bringing his superior strength to bear "I mean I'm sorry I hit you and all but-gurk!"

"Silly meat talk to much…" Pettin purred, grinning as she materialized behind the teen, the one in Kuwabara's grip turning out to be a fake as it faded away in a flurry of cards, the real one driving the dagger she'd stabbed him with deeper into his back "Meat not supposed to talk." She pointed out, even as Kuwabara clenched his teeth from the pain, leaning in to place her suddenly leering face to his throat "Now Pettin FEED!"

"SPARKING WIDE PREASSURE!"

The deranged harlequin leapt back, but not fast enough to save her arm, which was severed off at the elbow from the attack as Kuwabara slumped to the floor on his knees.

"Hold it right there you sideshow reject!" a voice called out, the two looking up to see a group of four female silhouettes standing nearby, the moon coming out from behind a cloud to reveal four women in outfits that would've given any man a bloody nose, including a startled Kuwabara.

"Turning a place of leisure into a feeding ground?" the apparent leader, a tall brunette in a green fuku called out her face a mask of righteous anger "We, the Sailor Senshi, will not stand for it!" she moved her hands into a pose "In the name of Jupiter!

"Mars!" a raven haired one in a red fuku and heels called out, slipping into a pose of her own that looked better suited for a catwalk.

"Venus!" a blonde one in an orange fuku called out, doing a small spin before moving into a pose of her own, one hand raised in the air

"Mercu-cough-ry!" a pretty bluenette in a blue fuku called out, looking a little out of place with her cold-mask over her mouth as she posed next to the others.

"We will punish you!" the group called out as one, before separating and surrounding them, cutting off all the exits while watching the Youma with wary eyes, noting the man on his knees with concern.

"Pettin heard about you." The demented harlequin muttered, twirling a checkered cloth around the stub of her missing arm, pulling it away to reveal another limb in it's place "No care, simply more meat!"

"Then I hope you like it spicy!" Mars called out even as several spheres of fire formed around her, the sound of temple bells filling the air "BURNING MANDALA!" she cried, sending the balls of fire flying towards the twisted tumbler.

"YOICKS!" Kuwabara stammered as Pettin leapt out of the path of the attack, hitting the ground and covering his head, his injured back screaming at the movement "HEY!" he yelled out with a flinch, glaring up at the red clad Senshi irately " Who's side're ya on, ya pyromaniac?!"

"Who're you calling a pyromaniac!?" Mars snapped, internally embarrassed at having almost flash-fried the admittedly harmless lug, even as Mercury moved in from the sidelines to crouch next to him to assess his wounds "Dammit!" she cursed, looking around in annoyance for the Youma "Where'd she go?!"

"Behind you!" Kuwabara snapped, pointing his finger at the fire Senshi for emphasis, just in time to prevent Mars from being stabbed in the back by Pettin, who cursed and disappeared once again in a flash of checkered cloth "She's above!" the injured teen yelled, allowing Venus to roll out of an aerial slash with a yelp, before firing off a crescent beam to ward the harlequin off.

'How can he tell where she's hiding?' Mercury wondered, looking over the injured man in confusion, her visor in place as she tried to locate their opponent's hiding place 'Even my Mercury computer can only tell where she is when she attacks,' she looked on as he yelled out the Youma's location, allowing Jupiter to deliver a snap kick to her head 'but he's able to track her movements as clear as day!'

"Watch out!" Kuwabara roared suddenly, startling the blue-clad senshi as he leapt at her despite his injury, grabbing her in his arms and dragging her down next to him just as one of Pettin's knives flew through the air from behind, passing harmlessly through the spot her back had occupied previously. "Sick freak!" the injured teen growled, glaring at the spot Pettin had vacated, hugging the embarrassed senshi close to his chest protectively "If she weren't a girl I'd clobber her!"

"Um…technically Youma don't have genders…" the shy senshi pointed out, a little embarrassed at having her friend's arm around her, thankful once again for the senshi magic keeping him from recognizing her, as well as marveling at how he'd saved her despite being injured. "Um…can you let go?"

"Huh?" Kuwabara stammered, the confused former tantei looking down at the senshi on confusion, only to realize exactly what type of picture they were undoubtedly presenting and releasing her with a flush "Sorry!"

"Quite alright." Mercury assured him, the blue haired senshi fighting down a flush at how surprisingly safe, she'd felt in his arms, before shaking her head "But forget about that, how can you tell where she is?"

"Long story," Kuwabara muttered, wincing as he pushed himself up onto one knee, the other supporting his hand as he grunted, "Let's just say I'm pretty good at findin things that're hidden-!" He cursed and, much to Mercury's alarm, tackled her out of the path of yet another hurled dagger "DAMMIT!" he roared into the woods "FIGHT FAIR YOU SICK FREAK!"

"Pettin always plays fair." The disembodied voice called out mockingly, even as the senshi formed rank around the injured teen, Mercury removed herself from the man's embrace once again with a flush "Fair for Pettin that is!"

"Teme…!" Jupiter growled, glaring around the otherwise deserted park in anger, her fists clenching with an audible tightening sound, s[parking with electricity "If we could just find out where she's hiding herself we could-!"

"She's not hiding." Kuwabara contradicted, trying to stand, only to collapse onto one knee from the pain in his back, concerned Mercury kneeling next to him "She's usin' a trick that makes her invisible ta th' naked eye."

"Then how come you're able to see her?" Mars demanded, the long-haired senshi of fire honestly a little intrigued at the big lug's uncanny ability to suss out where the clown bitch was hiding so easily.

"I've…kinda been able ta see things others can't since I was a kid…" Kuwabara admitted, prepping himself for the ribbing he was sure would follow "Things like ghosts n' spirits…things most people take fer granted or pass of as superstition ain't like that fer me."

"You're kidding!" Venus exclaimed, the blonde senshi looking down at the lanky teen in amazement, shooting an equally gob smacked Mars a sidelong look as she did so "So are you like a priest in training?"

"Me?" Kuwabara stammered, pointing at himself, before shaking his head at the senshi's nod "Naw, my family's just weird like that I suppose." Kuwabara muttered, chuckling weakly as he looked up at the blonde Senshi "My big sis is better at seein' things than I am tho."

"If you're so good at seeing things then why'd you let this Youma sneak up on you?" Mars demanded, a little professionally insulted that someone like Kuwabara could possess a sixth sense that outshone her own. She was the best of the senshi at detecting energy signatures, and SHE couldn't see jack!

"She didn't sneak up on me!" Kuwabara countered with a snap, glaring up at the self-righteous, or so he deemed her, Senshi in annoyance "I caught her attackin' some lady and stepped in ta stop her…" he looked off to the side "Then I realized she was a girl and…"

"And what?" Mars demanded, the fiery-tempered senshi frowning as the pompadour sporting teen looked away, mumbling incoherently. She wasn't having any of it however, and so turned around to glare at him fully "Realized what?!"

"I DON'T FIGHT GIRLS OKAY?!" Kuwabara yelled, blowing Mar's hair back with the force of the yell, a blush on his face as he caught his breath "Call me an idiot if ya want but real men don't hit women!"

"Of all the-!" Mars stammered, the dark haired Senshi's face turning red with anger and embarassment as she pointed down at the injured teen in righteous feminine wrath "That is the single most outdated, chauvinistic-!"

"Call it what you want." Kuwabara muttered, flinching from the pain in his back, his breath ragged "But human or demon my folks didn't raise me to beat up on women." He looked the raven-haired Senshi in the eye "And I'm stickin' ta that!"

The senshi gaped at the panting man in shock, Mars rendered completely silent out of shock, having never seen someone with resolve like this, at least among men. Venus, of course was gazing at the teen with sparkles in her eyes, somehow imaging the reformed punk as a type of modern day samurai as she felt her heart pick up in pace.

Mercury, who had been rescued twice by the man despite her intentions to protect him, felt a small flush climb onto her cheeks, as such chivalry went beyond even common sense. And Jupiter, who was standing right in front of the teen, could only gape at him in shock and newfound respect.

"Kuwabara…" the green-clad senshi breathed, her eyes filled with awe, only to widen in horror as she realized what she'd just said, the other senshi looking up at her in alarm as she clapped a hand over her mouth.

"Huh? How'd ya know my name?" Kuwabara stammered, looking up at the suddenly nervous Senshi of thunder in confusion "For that matter..." he muttered, eyeing the others "don't you girls usually hang out down in Juuban?"

"W-well, that is to say…" Venus stammered, before moving into another pose, reminiscent of her time as Sailor V "Wherever there is evil," she proposed, smiling at the teen as she saluted "we will be there to save the day!"

"Uh…right…" Kuwabara muttered, the pompadour sporting teen sweat dropping at the, admittedly hot, blonde's antics, before looking up at Jupiter once again "Anyways, how'd you know my name?"

"No time for that!" Mars snapped, the raven haired turning her head just in time to hurl a blazing sutra at Pettin, who flipped acrobatically out of the path ofthe talisman "We got a fight on our hands!"

"Meat still talk too much…" the demonic clown muttered, seeming to pout behind her mask as she fanned several, razor sharp poker cards in front of her face, like a gambler "ignoring Pettin, bad meat, rude."

"I'll show you rude!" Mars snarled, the fiery tempered Senshi leaping forwards, lashing out at the demonic harlequinn with a flurry of punches and kicks, which were surprisingly well co-ordinated despite her wearing high heels, each blow engulfed in flames "HIEN KYAKU!"

"OOH! Spicy!" Pettin giggled, only to blink as Venus fired off a 'Crescent Beam Shower', multiple beams of energy lancing through the night sky, forcing the Youma back onto the firmament with a snarl.

"Gotcha!" Jupiter cheered, a smirk on her face as she appeared behind the Youma, electrical energy crackling between her palms as she slammed the sphere of energy into the Youma's unprotected flank "RAIKOUDAN!"

Pettin screamed, her body arcing with electricity, only for the mask to switch to a grin as the body dissolved once more into playing cards. "DAMMIT!" The senshi of thunder cursed, looking around in anger as she realized she'd been tricked "Where the hell are you?!"

"Pettin right here." A mocking voice pointed out, Jupiter freezing as a chill washed over her, even as the clown's lopsided face faded into view behind her, the grinning half clearly visible to all "Meat is dangerous…Almost hurt Pettin…" the leer grew decidedly malicious as her fingers morphed into spikes "Pettin kill you first!"

Jupiter cursed, whipping round in a futile attempt to dodge, already feeling the cold metal of those spikes against her skin, only to blink as a hand grabbed her by the shoulder, pulling her back and sending her stumbling to the ground even as a large form blurred past, intercepting the spikes before they could reach her.

"Who…?" the brunette stammered, dazed from the fall, only to blink in alarm at the growing puddle of blood near her feet, her eyes traveling up to gape at the figure impaled on the Youma's claws "KUWABARA!"

"Stupid meat…" Pettin mocked, the demented Harelquin looking down at the foolish human that had willingly impaled himself on her claws, a mocking leer on her face "Pettin not want tough meat, first want eat girl meat."

"Kuwabara!" the Senshi called out as one, Mercury's hands flying to her mouth as they gaped at the spikes that had punched through the teen's back, even as Kuwabara coughed up a mouthful of blood. "Hang on!" Jupiter called out, the green-clad senshi rising to her feet with a desperate expression on her face "We'll get you out of there in a-!"

"Don't-!" Kuwabara barked, stalling the senshi in her tracks as he coughed up more blood, startling everyone with his voice as he grit his teeth, a smirk coming to his face "Don't bother with me…finish her!"

"Stupid meat…" Pettin repeated, the masked harlequinn tilting her head at the man's apparent, fatalistic stupidity, twisting her claws, earning an agonized grunt in return "Bleed too much yes? Starting to go mad?"

"Sure…mad as a FOX." Kuwabara countered, smirking up at the startled Youma as he grabbed her by the wrist, his grip like iron "Ya think I just jumped in here like an idiot?" he demanded, even as the panicked clown tried to pull away "I LET ya stab me so I could get my hands on ya, ya freak!"

'He did what?!' Mars gaped, her eyes widening in abject disbelief as she stared at the scene before her, unable to see the sense in such an action 'What…what kind of gutsy…reckless idiot is he?!'

'SO COOL!' Venus cheered, the blonde senshi of love gaping at the pompadour sporting teen in abject awe, her hands on her cheeks as she cheered to herself 'He's like an action hero or something!'

'The odds of surviving an attack like that are too small to even compute!' Mercury stammered, running the figures through her computer nonetheless 'Even a trained soldier would have hesitated! But he just jumped right in!'

"Let go!" Pettin snarled, the hysterial harlequinn bringing her other hand up, the fingers morphed into claws as she slashed at the man, trying to break his hold "Meat not supposed to touch Pettin!"

"You think I'd touch ya if I had th' choice?!" Kuwabara grunted taking the claws in the ribs and slamming his arm over them to hold them in place "I did this so I could get ya right where I wanted ya!"

"Oh? Meat wants to fight Pettin?" the Youma asked, it's tone mocking as it leered at the injured man, it's struggles stilling briefly "Meat is half dead, and Pettin is 'woman', what can bruised meat do?"

"You're right…I can't hit a woman no matter what she is." Kuwabara muttered, only to grin, his arms flying out and pulling the startled Youma into a bone crushing hug "But technically, a Bear Hug don't count as hittin-!" he turned to glare at the scouts over his shoulder "Whadd'ya waitin' for?! Blast her!"

"Are you crazy?!" Mars gaped, the fiery tempered Senshi looking the pompadour sporting teen over in alarm, and a hint of concern, as the order snapped them all out of their respective dazes "If we do that…you'll be-!"

"I did this so you'd have a chance ta hit her without her pulling a Houdini!" Kuwabara snapped back, tightening his grip on the struggling Youma for emphasis "Now hurry it up and blast her! I can take it!"

"Kuwabara…" Jupiter stammered, before nodding, her face settling into a determined scowl as she crossed her arms in front of her face, a small antenna rose from her crown as electricity gathered around her.

"Let go!" Petting snarled, struggling to break free as she realized what the senshi was up to, only to gape at the sheer strength of her would-be prey's arms "What are you!?" she stammered, eyes widening in terror as she looked into her would-be prey's eyes "You not Meat!"

"Th' names Kuwabara Kazuma ya twisted sideshow freak…" the grim faced man stated, his face etched in stone as he glared down at the terrified Youma, a bolt of lightning casting a shadow across his features as it bore down on them from on high "Remember that name when you get ta hell!"

Pettin's scream of terror tore through the night sky, more from the proximity of those terrifying eyes than from the pain as Jupiter's Supreme Thunder reduced her body to it's composite atoms.

Todai University Co-ed Dorms; the following morning…

Kuwabara sat bolt upright with a yell, looking around in confusion at the walls of his dorm room, only to sigh in relief and sink back onto his pillow. 'Just a dream…' he muttered, covering his eyes with his arm, laughing weakly at how stupid he'd been 'Course it was a dream…like th' Sailor Senshi'd just pop outta nowhere ta save my ass.' He snorted mockingly 'That's what I get for staying out late drinking.'

A knock at the door drew his attention back to reality, the pompadour sporting teen getting out of his feet with a yawn and unlocking the door, peeking round to reveal a smiling Makoto. "Morning Kuwabara!" the brunette chirped, waving politely at her neighbor as she held out his breakfast bento "You don't have classes till later right? So I figured you could enjoy this while you get ready!"

"Thanks, Kino-san." Kuwabara offered with a gratefull smile, accepting the bento from his tall neighbour, before looking out behind her with concern "Is Mizuno-san alright? Or is she staying in sick?"

"Ami-chan? Oh she'd never skip!" Makoto chuckled, the tall brunette shaking her head dismissively, before thumbing over her shoulder "She actually went on ahead because of her exam, I just stopped by to say hi before I joined her."

"Right." Kuwabara muttered, sighing internally with relief as he nodded his head in understanding, smiling at the green-eyed brunette as he made to close the door "Well, guess I'll see ya later…"

"Kuwabara…san?" Makoto called out, pausing the teen in his tracks with her unusually formal tone, more accurately the concern in it, her hands on her book bag and her head tilted towards her feet "Are you…alright?"

"Huh?" Kuwabara stammered, surprised at the sudden question, before grinning and flexing his right arm, showing off the muscle "I'm perfectly alright," he assured her "just had a weird dream last night s'all." He snorted derisively "Teach me to stay up late drinking huh?"

"Really?" Makoto asked, looking up in concern, before sighing softly "That's good…" she whispered, earning a confused look from the teen as she turned and ran off "See ya later Kuwabara!" she called over her shoulder "Oh! And Minako-chan says we should get together for Karaoke again another time!"

"Count on it!" Kuwabara called out, waving after the brunette as he watched her run off out of sight, before closing the door behind him to get changed.

Unknown to the pompadour sporting teen however, the selfsame brunette was hiding just around the corner, heaving a sigh of relief and leaning against the wall as she heard him shut and lock his door behind him.

'He's okay…' she breathed, smiling to herself as she recalled the teen's happy-go-lucky grin as he'd flexed his muscle in the doorway 'He's okay, and that's what matters.'

Shaking her head with a sigh, she stepped away from the wall, racing down the steps to catch up with her friends, who were waiting for her at the bottom, Rei with an impatient look on her face, Ami still a little flushed from the fever, though the medication Kuwabara had bought had helped loads, and Minako waving cheerfully up at her, even as she leapt over the final balcony to join them.

Evangeline's cottage…the present.

'That was the first big thing that brought him into our lives…' Makoto recalled, watching the tantei sleep with a smile on her face, tracing the small, almost imperceptible scars on his back, wondering which ones belonged to the wounds he'd received from the Youma that night four years ago, the night he no longer remembered 'even Rei didn't complain as much whenever we used to ask him to tag along.'

Not that the priestess had made it EASY for Kuwabara to fit in either, as she hadn't taken too kindly to what she'd perceived as a challenge to her priestess abilities. She'd always try to spring something on Kuwabara, like setting up fake séances or readings, only for the lanky teen to instantly figure it out, usually pointing out a REAL spook or sprite lurking nearby that Rei had missed.

Smiling to herself at the good old times, Makoto got to her feet, noting from the Tantei's alarm clock that she had at least four hours left to catch some sleep before classes began that day.

'Shame I had to wake up when I did…' she muttered guiltily, a slight blush on her features as she recalled the warmth of her friend's skin as she'd snuggled up to him in her daze, before shaking her head with a snort 'Bad Makoto…keep this up and you'll have Rei-chan breathing down your neck.' she shuddered 'or Minako-chan...'

Sending one last look at her slumbering friend, the senshi of thunder reached out to stroke his hair, smiling as his features softened in slumber, kneeling down to leave a small, chaste peck on his cheek before slipping out of the room and making her way across the hall to her own.

No sooner had she left did Sayo, who had been responsible for the breeze that roused the woman, let out a sigh of relief, slumping in mid-air from exhaustion.

'That took ten years off my life!' the friendly ghost gasped, panting for breath despite the fact she technically didn't need to breath 'Being intangible has it's advantages but there are times I really wish I could reach out and touch someone!'

Kuwabara, unaware of the drama that had taken place around him, simply rolled over in his slumber, his dreams filled with images of five, brightly dressed figures in sailor suits.

The fact that one of the figures was Kurama, in a surprisingly fetching pink fuku with an impressive…build, would leave him feeling decidedly awkward when he awoke four hours later for work.

He didn't want to know what he'd been doing in a tuxedo either.

And so the flashback saga ends.

While not 'That time' this is Kuwabara's first meeting with the Senshi, and the one that made them aware of his courage and skills...some of them anyways.

And yes, the Senshi used that voodoo that they do to erase Kuwabara's memory of the incident, Standard Senshi policy sadly.

'That time' won't be mentioned until much later, still working out the specifics.

Roll the Nadesico music.

Narrator: Sadly, all good things must come to an end!

Kuwabara: Hey! The color's back on!

Narrator: But the flames of youth have not dimmed in their passion!

Asakura: Huh? Who's that weirdo in the spandex?

Narrator: A cladestine meeting in the woods? Why Negi-kun! You player!

Negi: M-master...I can't...

Eva: Kukukuku...time for an 'after class lesson', boya...

Narrator: But beware young Sensei! For there be voyeurs in the woods!

Chisame: Why are you pointing that camera at me?!

Narrator Oh scandalous night! Do you dare go down to the woods tongiht?

Next time on Reikai Sensei Kuwabara: Picnicing Darkly! A clandestine Menage a trois!

Asuna: Stop saying things that can be taken the wrong way DAMMIT!

R&R for more highschool Hijinks!