Title Pest Control
Author landofthekwt
Rating K
Prompt Lavish (issekiwa)
Genre Penelope's Suitors
Word Count 250
Warning none
Summary Sesshoumaru hires exterminators to deal with unwanted pests
As soon as Sesshoumaru returned to the Western Shiro, he was appalled at what he saw. Relatives everywhere. Eating his food. Sleeping in his bed swimming in his pool. At first they were surprised that he was alive, but they still did not leave.
Sesshoumaru knew that he had to call on some expert youkai exterminators to get rid of the pests. Inuyasha was the first person he called. Inuyasha kicked down the door and stared dumbfounded at the lavish banquet spread out before him.
Hundreds of youkai of all shapes and sizes were milling about eating, drinking and generally making nuisances of themselves. Kagome was instantly surrounded by dozens of handsome demons. Nothing says easy to a demon than a virgin in a sailor fuku. Miroku was attracted to the youkai women who were all eager to bear his child. Something had to give.
Inuyasha scattered the youkai suitors with Tessaiga. Kagome reacted by raising her aura to gigantic proportions as she sat Inuyasha into oblivion. Any remaining male demons fled the castle in terror from Kagome. Sango used her scent balls to knock out the youkai women and Hiraikotsu to knock out Miroku.
When the dust settled only Kagome and Sango were standing and all the youkai were gone. Sesshoumaru almost smiled. No one could clear a room like Inuyasha. He felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning he saw his mother.
"Could I borrow them? I have some pests that I need to get rid of?"