Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

warning: Foul language, extreme deviation from plot, first time fic.

"Sasuke", Naruto gasped. The dark haired boy was too busy devouring the blonde's neck. He did however, bite down a bit harder at the juncture where the blonde's shoulder met his neck. "Sasuke – ", he tried again. "S-Sasuke. Stop. Someone might see us". Sasuke pulled away, annoyed. He placed his hands on either side of Naruto's face, on the tree Naruto was currently leaning on and closed his eyes. He took deep breaths, trying to calm down. Kakashi had sent them off to spar with each other, and they had snuck of to do more interesting things.

Naruto bit his lip, looking up at Sasuke's annoyed expression guiltily. "Sasuke", he began hesitantily. "Everytime. Everytime, you tell me to stop. Tell me Naruto, do you not like this?" Sasuke, still keeping Naruto trapped between his hands, asked his blonde idiot. Naruto's eyes widened and answered hurriedly. "I DO!", and promptly slapped both his palms on his mouth.

"Hn.", Sasuke took one last calming breath and started walking towards the training area where he could sense Kakashi and Sakura still sparring. Naruto hurried to his side. The silence lasted for three minutes. "I'm sorry". The blonde's voice was less than a whisper, but Sasuke heard it just the same. He always does. He ran a hand through his hair, and looked into Naruto's eyes. "It's ok idiot".

Naruto bit his lip, speaking again after five minutes. "Do you think we should tell them?"

"I told you before. I don't care either way." Naruto turned to him, hoping the other boy wasn't really mad at him, intending to apologize again. But his breath caught in his throat. Sasuke was looking at him, not with the cold aloof eyes he usually holds, but with soft eyes and a cross between a smile and a smirk. It was the closest he'd seen Sasuke smile. It was beautiful. And it was for him.

Naruto opened his eyes and looked at his alarm clock. Five minutes to Seven twenty. He sets his alarm to ring at Seven twenty. Turning his eyes towards the ceiling, he wondered about the dream, wondering if Sasuke would have left if Naruto had just –

No. he had to stop thinking about what ifs. There was no point. The bastard does what the bastard decides he wants done. It was as simple as that. He did miss those kisses though. His mind wandered to the present Sasuke. So very different from the Sasuke he knew. He wondered if this Sasuke's kisses were different. And froze right there.

He is not Sasuke.

He was just a pervert. His Sasuke never made such – such – disgusting comments. Naruto blinked, furrowing his forehead . Did he? He thought back. The Sasuke from the past was a pervert in his own right, there was no denying that, but he would never be so – vocal about it.

The blonde frowned. Was forgetting his family's massacre enough to change him so drastically? After all, hadn't he simply traded the horrors of his past with fresh ones he undoubtedly must have come across working with Orochimaru?

The blonde nodded to himself

He is not Sasuke.

Sasuke sneezed, which everybody ignored. As far as they were concerned, they hoped he got the worst cold ever, along with the world's worst head ache.

Tsunade was getting tired of losing her temper, which she (mostly) had control over with the help of her sake. She looked at the puddle of sake mournfully. She had broken her last bottle in anger while waiting for the Uchiha to show up. It was all the damn Uchiha brat's fault.

While Neji and Shikamaru had reported at seven sharp, the Uchiha was twenty minutes late. It was only right that she shout at the arrogant brat, ignoring his excuses involving bad plumbing and brown water.

She also shouted at Neji and Shikamaru for not simply dragging the Uchiha's late ass all the way to the Hokage Tower. Needless to say, all three were in a bad mood when they finally left the Tower after two hours. Only ten minutes of which were actually about their summon.

"Well, that could have gone better"

Neji was pissed off as hell. "You think?" he spat. In all these years, he had never. Never, gotten shouted at by the Hokage. And now he had. It's all the damn Uchiha's fault.

Shikamaru sighed. So fucking troublesome. "Come on, let's get this fucking over with." Sasuke's mood was a little better than the others though. He was going to see Naruto.

The three boys found themselves in the Academy. Naruto worked in the academy every other day, helping out with the students. Today happened to be one of those days. Kiba was there too, trying to get Naruto to ditch is work and train with him.

Sasuke was in front of a rather strict looking Naruto. Unlike the previous times Sasuke had seen Naruto, he was cool, calm and collected; Hair neatly combed and face wiped of all expression. He was all business and looked in control. It was kind of hot. Sasuke couldn't help dragging his eyes all over this new side of Naruto. All prim and proper. I wonder if I can ruffle his feathers when he's like this.

He smirked. "So how's the rat?" Naruto's expression (or lack thereof) didn't change. He walked up to Sasuke and stomped on his foot. Hard. Probably not.

When Sasuke bent down slightly in pain,Fuck that hurt, Naruto grabbed Sauke's jaw and brought his lips close to Sasuke's ear (much to Sasuke's utter delight).

"HE'S NOT A RAT."

Sasuke didn't know the human voice could get that loud. Especially the voice of such a tiny blonde. After Sasuke straightened up in shock, Naruto continued in a normal volume. "He's a hamster. And he's fine"

Sasuke could have sworn he saw Naruto smirk. But when he looked again, his face was as emotionless as before. As hot as this version of Naruto was, it didn't suit him. According to Sasuke's opinion, Naruto looked better in all his emotional glory; Hair all mussed up, eyes bright and full of life, that confident tilt to his head. He looked like a fucking hurricane personified. But nobody asked for his opinion, and so he kept his fucking mouth shut.

Neji and Shikamaru were curious. Really, they were. But thery were in too much of a bad mood to really indulge in it. They'll just ask Naruto later.

Naruto took one last look at each of them and stated talking. "Uchiha, until you are deemed not a threat, you will not be able to go on Shinobi missions. " He held up a hand as a signal for Sasuke to shut the fuck up, adding a glare to make the signal clearer.

"Therefore you will help in taking care of a class of students from the academy."

Neji and Shikamaru smirked at Sasuke's misfortune.

"And Neji and Shikamaru will be joining your mission"

Their smirks fell.

Sasuke was confused. "I'm considered a threat and so you make me take care of some kids?"

"Neiji and Shikamaru will be there to keep an eye on you."

It couldn't be that hard. It was just a bunch of students. It was doable.

"Which level are they in?"

Now even Neji and Shikamaru could see the smirk on Naruto's face.

"Kindergarten"

Fuck. It was all that damn Uchiha's fault.

Sasuke was starting to wish he hadn't killed Orochimaru simply so he could unleash these beasts on the fucker. He was secretly glad that the other two were suffering as much as he was.

He was currently sitting on the floor while a bunch of little boys were running circles around him, pelting him with what he hoped were bits of crayon.

Neji was sitting in a chair that was struggling to hold his large frame. He was surrounded by a bunch of little girls and in the process of getting a hair make over. The girls oohing and aahing over his hair at random intervals.

Shikamaru had passed out in the middle of the floor with some kids poking him with pencils and colors.

The Academy teacher in charge of the class walked in, "Ok kids, time to go home." She clapped her hands once, smiling at the children.

Sasuke, Neji and Shikamaru had never moved so fast in their lives.

The teacher blinked at the empty space where the three shinobi had been.

The three ninjas didn't stop till they reached the restaurant they had eaten in the previous day. They collapsed in a chair each, at the same table as before.

"Holy fucking shit"

" Fucking insane"

"Un fucking believable"

Shikamaru was the first to snap out his cursing stupor," Aren't they supposed to get tired and nap at some point?"

Sasuke looked at him, still a bit in shock." Weren't you passed out on the floor?"

"I was playing dead."

Sasuke nodded absently. Not a bad idea. Too bad it didn't work.

He turned to Neji ,"How long are we supposed to watch over them?"

Neji had yet to move. He swallowed, "One week"

The three of them groaned and face planted on the table.

This was going to fucking suck.

They were in one of the other Academy classes. The trio had wanted to meet Naruto. And since Naruto was working here today and seeing as they were also working here, it was a simple matter of just locating Naruto within the Academy. And they did. He was currently sitting on the teacher's chair listening to their woes.

" – and then they dumped the fucking glitter down the back of Neji's pants. " Sasuke finished. "You have to assign us to a different mission".

"I don't have to do anything. And I'd appreciate it if you would stop cursing inside the Academy premises."

Sasuke leaned over him, trying to intimidate him into release them from this crazy ass mission. There was no way they could last five more days tending to the Kindergartners. Naruto sat with his arms crossed, completely unphased.

Sasuke said nothing, simply looking at Naruto. Naruto rolled his eyes. Pervert is probably thinking up some freaky fantasy.

"Have we kissed before?"

Naruto froze, and then almost immediately unfroze. "NO". He scoffed nervously."You wish."

"Yeah you have. Remember the time we were in the academy? Shikamaru pushed you on him –" Kiba blabbed on without noticing Naruto's dark aura.

Shikamamaru however, had. He did not want to deal with the fall out. That fucking mutt.

"– and then you guys kissed. It was so fucking funny – ", he paused, finally noticing Naruto's death glare (which looked suspiciously like Sasukes ex-glare). " – and it never happened" He finished pathetically and swallowed.

"Yes we did." Sasuke murmured in a distant voice, still looking at Naruto, while searching his mind.

Naruto got up, getting back in control again, "No we didn't, and your mission has been extended for one more week.", and he left dragging Kiba along by his collar.

"Nice going Uchiha"

Naruto was staring at his ceiling, he had moved out of his old apartment long back. Better job, better pay, better accommodations.

He sighed and rolled over to look at his alarm clock – 1:50 A.M

"Crap", he rolled back snuggling his face into his pillow and looked out the window. It was pouring outside. Probably making up for all the sunshine. While he didn't particularly hate the rain, it wasn't helping his mood any. Naruto was a positive person by nature and was sick of being all moody for the past couple of days. Besides, being moody was the bastard's job. Naruto gave out a frustrated sound and pressed his face further into the pillow trying to suffocate the misery out of himself.

He jumped when he heard a sharp and urgent knocking on his door. He lifted his head and looked at the door, not sure if he had heard right or if he had finally lost it.

As if in answer, the other person knocked again. This time, louder. And didn't stop.

Thoroughly annoyed now, Naruto got up and pried the door open. He was shocked to see Sasuke. And then was shocked to be shocked. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

"What the hell! What do you want, you stalker? How did you know where I live?"

Sasuke was completely drenched, his clothes heavy with water and hair plastered to his forehead. But his expression was what made Naruto stop talking. It was the most serious he had seen Sasuke look since had he come back.

"I remembered "

"Wha – "

"Our kiss. I remember"

Naruto sighed. He closed the door behind him, no way was he letting the perv take a look inside his home.

"Look Sasuke, it wasn't a kiss, it was an accident"

Sasuke's expression never changed.

"I wasn't talking about that." He placed both his hands on either side of Naruto's head. Leaned down and pressed his lips to Naruto's slightly parted ones. Oh, that kiss.

Sasuke lifted his head and looked into wide blue eyes. Then, kissed him again. This time more firmly, and longer.

After he was satisfied, he pulled away, looked at Naruto for two minutes searching his face, and left.

Naruto touched his lips.

His kisses were the same.