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warning: Foul language, extreme deviation from plot, first time fic.


He was fucking wasted, they all were. But the three former baby sitters still continued to drown one cup of sake after another. The other men present in the establishment thought that they were having some sort of drinking contest. They never would have guessed that they were in fact celebrating freedom from having to take care of twenty toddlers. Throughout Sasuke's inebriated state, Naruto's presence on his mind was a constant. Not even the alarming amount alcohol could burn away the feel of the blonde's soft lips against his. He kept licking his lips in remembrance.

God, he was pretty. Sasuke was sure he had travelled to more than a hundred villages, all over the country. But he had never met someone who had grabbed his attention like the gorgeous blonde had. That angular face and that soft tanned skin, which reminded Sasuke of a delicacy he had had in one of the villages, made him want to run his tongue all over the blonde's body.

"What was Naruto doing in your place?" Sasuke swiveled to see Neji looking at him expectantly. Sasuke had to take some time to process the question and after he had, he smirked spreading out his arms, "He wanted some of this" Neji rolled his eyes and went back to drinking.

Shikamaru took up the thread of conversation this time, "You told him that you liked him?" Now it was Sasuke's turn to scoff, "Yeah, coz I've been so fucking subtle" Shikamaru shook his head, wincing slightly at the action, "Did you actually tell him? In those words, did you tell him that you liked him?" Sasuke kept quiet, thinking. Did constant harassment count as a confession? Hm, maybe not.

He had to remedy the situation immediately. He got up, swaying in place. He faintly heard both his drinking partners ask him if he was done already. Neji called him a lightweight and sniggered. He ignored them both and exited the place. Neji can pay for his insult by taking care of Sasuke's share of the tab.

He tottered along, trusting his legs to take him where he wanted to go. He was fairly surprised that they did in fact take him to where he had wanted to go. Sasuke was proud of his legs. He held onto the door with one hand and knocked on it with the other, and fell forward when the door opened.

Naruto stumbled when the wall on the other side of his door fell on him. He managed to steady them both and leant the taller man against the outside wall. He squinted in the dark trying to make out the identity of the man reeking of alcohol, "Sasuke?"

Sasuke smirked languidly while trying to stand up, "Hey babe. 'Sup?" Naruto leveled him with a glare, "Obviously not you. Why are you drunk? And more importantly, why are you drunk and at my doorstep?" Sasuke scrunched his forehead, trying to remember, "I've to say something very important" and got distracted at the soft O that the blonde's lips made. The beautiful blonde was quiet and looked at him with wide blue eyes. Sasuke blurted out the first thing that came to his mind, "I really, wanna do you" and blacked out.


Sasuke was walking briskly through the growth, holding on tightly to the tanned hand. He stepped over a root and heard a curse from his companion when he failed to avoid it. Sasuke started walking faster, weaving in and out, getting out of the way of each obstacle. He felt a tug on his arm followed by an angry whisper, "Walk slower bastard". Sasuke ignored it and kept walking, hoping at the back of his mind that his blonde wouldn't make him pay for this trouble.

After they finally made it to the clearing, Sasuke stopped and yanked the blonde in front of him. Naruto hadn't expected the move and stumbled, "Dammit Sasuke" The boy being addressed ignored that comment too and merely shoved the blonde to the ground, who fell with an "ooff"

Sasuke continued to ignore the expletives that followed and proceeded to join his lover on the ground. He pulled the blonde's legs apart and settled down on top of him. The held the other boy's face still long enough to kiss him. He was so impatient. The blonde had been driving him crazy all day, distracting him from the mission – bending down, wriggling those hips, biting his lips. He growled and pulled back. This wasn't enough.

He nearly ripped the blonde's beloved jacket in pieces, trying to get it off of him. Naruto cursed again, "Horny bastard". He didn't understand. He didn't realize that Sasuke had completely lost his cool, and possibly his mind over his desire for the blonde. Naruto kept muttering something along the lines of 'plenty of time' and 'decency' and Sasuke wasn't paying attention. He licked his lips on seeing the delicious looking body being revealed in front of him. Bending down, he swiped his tongue over one pink bud.

Naruto arched off the ground with a moan. Sasuke smirked, his blonde was so sensitive. He loved it. Every little sound that came from the blonde's lips only drove him to go faster. Taking the hardened nub in his mouth, he bit it lightly. The other boy emitted a loud moan and clutched at his hair.

He moved onto the other one, still stroking the first. He rewarded the blonde with one long languid lick when he felt legs wrap around him. The blonde was panting lightly, running his fingers through Sasuke's hair, tugging it every time Sasuke got a little rougher.

All of a sudden the blonde was pushing him away. Sasuke decided to ignore that too and continued with what he was doing. Naruto pulled at his hair and gritted out furiously, "Sasuke. Get off". The dark haired boy was immensely irritated, "What the fuck moron? I told you, no one's going to find us"

"Except your Sensei" The horrifyingly familiar voice made Sasuke snap his head toward the direction it had come from. His mind was blank when he saw their perverted Sensei looking at them with both his hands in his pockets and a raised eyebrow.

He moved after God knows how long and only after the blonde pushed at him urgently. He shifted his eyes to see him clutching his jacket closed and blushing furiously. Despite outward appearances, Sasuke could tell that the blonde was beyond furious with him.

He had repeatedly told Sasuke that it wasn't a good idea and that they would be found out for sure. But Sasuke ignored all of the blonde's protests. He had found the perfect spot after all, so far from the campsite but still be able to get there soon if needed. He had been so confident that they would be ensured privacy. He had even made sure that the spot was downwind, just in case their freakish Sensei could smell their chakra or something. Obviously, that hadn't been enough. Fuck. He'll probably never get the blonde to put out during a mission again.

And the jerk was smiling, not knowing that he was further crushing Sasuke's chances of sex to nothing. He turned to Naruto, looking him up and down before speaking, "Naruto, you should get some sleep. It will be your turn to keep watch in a couple of hours after all". The boy being addressed nodded and started walking toward their camp, throwing one last scorching glare over his shoulder at Sasuke.

Sasuke sighed in his mind. No more sex ever then. He turned his eyes to their Sensei when he heard him speak again, "When I said you had to keep watch. I meant it was over our entire team. Not just Naruto." He was still smiling, looking like was having the best time of his life, knowing and ignoring the fact that he had just condemned his student to a life of blue balls.

He continued on with his little speech, because his Sensei can be an ass like that, "I know it was a simple mission. However, one must not take the job of keeping watch lightly" Sasuke gritted his teeth and started walking, he didn't need this bull shit on top of not getting laid. Ever.

He found his path blocked by his stupid, stupid Sensei, who just couldn't seem to stop talking, still looking amused as fuck, "After all, it is to ensure the protection of your team." The ass placed a hand on his student's shoulder, "Protection is very important Sasuke"


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