I am not gay

S4

I own an original story, this is not that story.

My brother was sure taking his time with the blond baka. I was even more flabergasted when my brother declared he was hired, even if the rest of his antics were entirely predictable, giving the job to the shy girl. She'd be right at home in Choji's crew. I took over my place as the head waiter, and started gettign people seated for the evening service.

A few hours later I had to admit, the blond was a dobe, but at least he could cook properly. The staff dinner after the shift was better than usual, and I'd been told the blond had made the burgers. None of that mattered though.

I still had no clue who Kurama was, but I had a brooding feeling I was running out of time And... I still had to apologise to him for last night. I just hoped Kurama would forgive me for giving him the cold shoulder. I did not mean to get over so mean, but after years fo beating off fan girls it had become a mechanism he could not just brush aside, even though i jut wanted to walk up to the red head and apologise.

Now there was a novel concept. I actually felt like apologising to someone. Not cause someone made me, but because I screwed up, badly. I might have thrown away my one friend. I have to try set things tight. I pulled out my smartphone and wrote. "We need to talk about last night. Please, i'm sorry... talk to me..."

"Sorry for what?" Came the reply, as quick as if he'd been waiting for me to say something. "I'm the one who kissed you in public, Sasuke. One chance for the draw, what's my name?" came a second reply.

I was stunned, flaberghasted. I never thought he'd be able to actually do it, but he just proved he knew who I was. "Now about you tell me over that dinner I owe you? Tomorrow, afternoon, Cherry park?"

"You're on. But it better be one heck of a dinner." I could hardly wait for it. I quickly checked if any good restaurants were in the area where he'd like the food, and in the end decided to go for my brother's little diner. It was near the meeting spot, and a perfect place to eat good food in a comfortable setting. Having decided on that, I made for a shower. The next day would be a long one.

The next day I got up extra early, spend a good hour to find the right clothing, then another two preparing the perfect picknick lunch, before taking my time to walk to Cherry park. Once I got there though, spotted my pink nightmare sitting on a bench near the main gate, so I chose to walk around instead. I ended up being fifteen whole seconds late, but it was okay. I grabbed my smartphone, and quickly told him "I'm heading for the main pond, and I brought lunch."

"I will see you there." the reply was almost immediate, but it was much colder than usual. I unfolded my blanket and sat down in the grass by the lake. I looked around, looking for red heads, when I saw a red head with red eyes. He wore a black jacked featuring an orange fox in a swirl, overtop black pants and had the fox brooch on his jacket. Then he looked toward me, and my heart skipped a beat, before stopping completely. "He looks like that blond I insulted... I hope he's not related..."

I set the cloth for two as he approached, and waited for him to make it over to me. Those seconds were the longest of my life, until he finally mived to sit down, only to quickly jump back up as a platinum blond from my fan club sat in my red head's place. "who the hell are you?" Kurama asked the blond, growling.

"the girl who took this open invitation for a picknick." the blond replied. "Right, Sasuke-kun?"

"Begone" Kurama said, "I am having a date here, and it's NOT open invitation, is it, Raven?" I nodded, eager to let him deal with her. "Now get gone, Sasuke made my favorites for lunch."

The girl didn't believe what she was seeing, and replied with a simple "NO." seeing the lack of impact, she clarified, "I'm gonna have lunch with my Sasu... HEY!" she cried as Kurama lifted her up and tossed her in the pond.

"And now I suggest you run home to save your make-up." then he sat down with me. "So here we are, finally face to face. You are every bit as stunning as your mother's photos made you out to be."

"you had contact with my mom?" I asked, dumbfounded, as he tasted one of the rice balls I made. "I did." he said, "a few years ago actually. You left your computer open by chance." You are full of surprises kurama.

"So... what's your real name?" I asked him. He gave me a bright grin as he spoke "Kurama Uzumaki." my mouth dropped.

"You actually use your real name in an online chatroom?" I asked, making sure to sound sarcastic, "that must be one of your best ideas yet."

"Hey, at least I didn't let my mom send baby photoes to the nice stranger." he replied, and my mouth hit the picknick cloth.