It was the morning after Bakura had gotten The Rod and he was in bed a very happy man. Marik had his arms around Bakura saying "MmMmM, mindslave" in his sleep and Bakura rolled his eyes. Stupid Marik as usual. He felt something wrong in his stomach and he puked everywhere. Marik woke up suddenly and looked at Bakura. "Mindslave what is happening" he shouted covered in Bakura's puke. "MmmMMmmMmmMM?!" he kicked Bakura out of the house so he could clean up his puke. Bakura kept puking in the neighbor's garden.
All of the delicious steak from last night kept coming out and it wouldn't stop happening. Bakura laughed because the flowers were covered in his gross sludge. Seeing pretty flowers being destroyed made Bakura smile while he was puking and he was laughing too. "What is going on in my garden!?" The neighbor, Yugi's grandpa, shouted.
Bakura kept puking and it didn't stop. Grandpa tried to get Bakura to get out but he would not. The shouting hurt Yugi's Grandpa's feeble body and he soon got a heart attack and died. Bakura went inside soon after because he stopped puking, happy his sludge was the last thing the disgusting man saw. Marik stood waiting outside of the bedroom tapping his foot.
Marik said wiggling his finger and scolding Bakura a lot. "Because waking up next to you disgusted me." Bakura said casually.
"Mindslave why is there an ambulance outside" Marik asked and looked out the window and saw the ambulance carrying Grandpa away. "MmMm," Marik said. "Anyway I am making Steak for lunch today it is your favorite" he said and Bakura shook his head. "Absolutely not," he said and puked on Marik again.
Mariks eyebrows got low and did a little up and down motion on his face. He was unhappy and covered in puke. "But mindslave." Marik began "You have to eat because everything is leaving your little tummy. Soon there will be nothing left." Bakura sighed because Marik just didn't get him. No one understood Bakura especially not his friends or family. He was a rebel. "I want cheese and lettuce instead and you will go to the grocery store and retrieve it for me." Bakura said while puking.
"Mindslave" Marik started but Bakura shouted "AT ONCE" through puke and Marik sighed and put on his big shoes for his big feet to go along with his muscular body and went to the store. An hour later he came back back with Bakura's request. Puke was everywhere. "Mindslave I am back" he said with disgust.
"How could you leave me all alone?" Bakura rushed to his side while crying and still puking and grabbed Marik and would not let go. Tears streamed down Bakura's puke coated face and even though he was pretty it made him look less pretty. "Gross," Marik said because wet puke was gross.
Marik shoved Bakura off and Bakura cried harder as puke flew out of is body at 100mph. Marik loved Bakura his mindslave but right now he was very icky and he wanted no part of it. Bakura kept crying but then he got mad. He got up and kicked over Marik's picture of his abusive father who he killed because he was so angry and he did not know why.
Being Marik's mindslave wasn't an easy job and Bakura was so upset. How could he be left all alone like that by the owner of the big rod. Bakura reached his hands out very far and started walking towards Marik and Marik backed away. He slipped on the puke on the floor and fell down and hit his head. Everything went black.
Bakura woke up to the smell of his puke. "Disgusting" he thought and yelled for the owner of the rod. Marik walked into the room. "Something is not right Mindslave you just slept all day and it is now dinner with no food in your sysyem. You puked in your sleep more." he said. Bakura laughed "Ha ha ha" because Marik had to clean it up. "The mood is right Marik I'm really feeling the rod right now" he said and moved his eyebrows suggestively at Marik's pant point. "No we must find out the problem," he said.
Bakura patted the bed beside him for Marik to come over but Marik refused. "I am very serious, mindslave and I am worried about you. The rod will come later." Bakura was furious and he got so mad he started to cry again. "But Marik I want the rod right now. I am feeling it a lot and I want it to be feeling me." Bakura cried. Marik rolled his eyes. "But there is puke everywhere I am not aroused in the slightest, Mindslave" Marik said. "What about now?" Bakura said and tossed his shirt off. His chest had puke particles that had dripped down his shirt. "No" Marik said and Bakura cried harder and harder. He wanted the rod so bad. He felt like he was so sad he was going to die because the rod was so close but so far.
His hand was outstretched in the rod's direction and it was just out of reach. The world around Bakura was crashing before him. Without the rod he couldn't go on. "Mindslave," Marik said confused "Is everything ok?" Something was kicking in Bakura's stomach and it wanted out.
Marik saw his stomach. "Wow its time to lose some weight fatty" he said and Bakura cried even harder. First the rod was out of reach and now Marik made him feel self concious about his body image. But soon he too felt the kicking of something in his tum tum and jumped. He jumped so high up because his bunny legs kicked. Bakura wanted the sweet delicious taste of carrots in his mouth. At least seven carrots all at once stuffed to the brim. "Don't look at me!" Bakura said and tossed the covers over his head. "I'm a monster."
"Now Bakura that is nothing to be ashamed of I love you nonetheless" Marik said and put his arm around the blanket ball. Bakura whispered "Something is wrong with me and I do not know what. And all we did was do it last night and now everything is destroyed. Give me the rod now." He said because he kept changing his mind. His lust for the rod was something that could not be beat.
The power The Rod had over him was unbelievable. He'd do anything if it meant he could get the rod. "Listen, mindslave, I am taking you to the hospital right now. You seem to be very sick and I don't think I could live with myself if you were to die." Marik said super seriously.
"Whatever" Bakura said and Marik picked him up like a lil princess and carried him to their 1994 Toyota. They drove to the hospital swift and nimble and Marik ran into the emergency room carrying him.
"PLEASE, HELP MY MINDSLAVE!" Marik screamed and let it all out to the doctor. "CAN ANYONE HELP HIM!?" Bakura rolled his eyes while Marik yelled. 'He is such a drama queen.' Bakura thought to himself. Everyone was staring and visibly uncomfortable by the man and his mindslave. "NURSE, PLEASE. MY MINDSLAVE IS VERY ILL." She called for security.
"MINDSLAVES NO STAY BACK MY MILLENIUM ROD WILL COME OUT AT FULL FORCE" Marik screamed while backing away. Security tried to knock him out but Marik was too nimble and muscular even while holding his mindslave. "Gentlemen back off I think this man has a problem" the head honcho doctor said pushing security aside. "Seto Kaiba?!" The crowd gasped.
Seto Kaiba is a professional duelist, CEO of a company, and also a doctor at only age 16. "Have either of you seen Yugi?" Seto Kaiba asked hurriedly. Marik and Bakura looked at eachother smiling nervously because they were plotting to kill Yugi. Bakura began to sweat a lot and it came pouring off of him like a waterfall and it got the floor very wet. A nurse put a 'caution wet floor' sign up to make sure no one slipped.
Bakura never failed at disgusting Marik. "No Doctor Seto Kaiba we have not" Marik lied because Bakura was ruining their cover. Seto Kaiba looked defeated. "Very well. Let's go to the emergency room and see what the problem is. I'm a very talented man," he noted and led them to the room.
The room was filled with pictures of Yugi and neither Marik or Bakura were very surprised. Bakura's liquids trailed along behind them as they walked. "Sit on thingy, scum." Doctor Seto Kaiba said to Bakura because it was time to examine him to find out the problem. "Do not talk to my mindslave that way." Marik said personally offended. Bakura couldn't help but feel like all the Yugi's eyes on the wall were following his every movement and it was unsettling.
"Alright let's see what the problem is" Doctor Seto Kaiba took out his doctor necklace. He put it on Bakura's heart and tum tum. Then he gasped. "I didn't want to believe it was true, but it is!" He shouted. "What is it Doctor Seto Kaiba? Is My Mindslave okay?!" Marik demanded scared.
Seto Kaiba looked lovingly at a Yugi picture on the wall and stroked the face a little before responding "That trash duelist is pregnant." Marik put his hands to his mouth and surprise and flexed his muscles. "I cannot believe it! My mindslave is having a small mindslave!" Marik gleefully shouted. Bakura could not believe his bunny ears. "Excuse me, are you stupid? Boys can't get pregnant,, idiot." He said matter of factly to Doctor Seto Kaiba.
Doctor Seto Kaiba shook his head. "Everything has changed with modern science and human evolution. It is very rare, but it can happen, only if the rod is spectacular and special, unlike any other," he explained because he was a very smart man. "I wish Yugi were here to see this" he thought. A smile came upon Marik's evil face, he was loving life at this moment. The more Kaiba thought about Yugi the harder it got. Marik was getting harder too and his rod was as magnificent like Doctor Seto Kaiba said. Bakura was really uncomfortable and confused. "Guys," Bakura said trying to get their attention but their minds were occupied by other things.
"Oh no" Seto Kaiba said as he realized how hard it was getting. He needed to leave work in his private Blue Eyes White Dragon jet and left Marik and Bakura alone with a very prominent rod. "I think Destiny is a good name for a girl" Marik mentioned.
"Can I have the rod now?" Bakura was getting impatient. He was a very busy man and he did not have all day. "I don't like kids and I don't like you either but I do like your rod." Bakura continued more. He was lying a lot because it was hard for Bakura to tell Marik how he really felt and how much he loved him. The rod was equally important.
"But Mindslave we need to discuss our child. You are the bearer of a new generation of Marik Ishtar, and a new mindslave as well!" Marik exclaimed in his screechy voice. Bakura was not paying attention. "Mindslave, my eyes are up here." Marik said slightly annoyed because Bakura was staring at his bulging rod instead of his beautiful lilac eyes.
"We can talk about our child...later" Bakura winked at Marik and licked his lips. From outside the operating room the nurses could hear the screams.