9 months later and the baby was late and Bakura and Marik did not know what to do about it. "Maybe something is wrong with our wonderful beautiful baby blooming inside of you." Marik said worriedly. "Don't talk to me I'm ignoring you." Bakura responded with his hand on his hip.
"Mindslave this is serious buisness what if there is a health problem with our beautiful offspring, we should probably go to Doctor Seto Kaiba." Marik said putting a hand on Bakura's shoulder. "Do not touch me scum." Bakura said and walked away, leaving Marik alone to worry as he went to puke in the toilet. Bakura puked a lot and Marik walked into the bathroom and put his puke coated hair into a ponytail. "I hope the baby inherits the Ishtar family genes." Marik said as Bakura went bleugh and the puke came out. "Why? I'm beautiful?" Bakura said as he stopped puking. "But I am manly looking and you...well...to put it bluntly mindslave maybe if you got a haircut you would look more like a boy." Bakura screamed.
"Oh no." Marik went and got his earplugs, he needed them quite often when living with Bakura. Bakura screamed and screamed and it would not stop. Usually when this had happened in the past their neighbor Yugi's Grandpa would come over and complain, but he died of a heart attack 9 months ago much to the joy of both of them. Eventually Bakura stopped screaming. Marik opened his mouth to say something but then the being inside of Bakura kicked. Bakura screamed again. Marik sighed and left the room to plot murder because he liked killing people more than anything. Especially skinning them alive if you know what I mean. What were they going to do about their child? Bakura was still screaming from the bathroom and Marik could hear it through the earplugs. Marik turned on the TV to watch a football game but made sure the subtitles were on so he could read what was happening. "Keep it down mindslave!" Marik called to Bakura.
But Bakura would not cease. Eventually the glass in the mirror in the broke. It was a horrible experience for everyone involved. When Bakura had stopped he looked around but Marik was nowhere to be seen and his tummy hurt really bad. "Maybe he can give me the rod later" he thought and walked outside the bathroom leaving the broken glass on the floor. "Mindslave have you quite finished" Marik asked seeing him out of the corner of his eye.
"Theres a mess in the bathroom and I'm not cleaning it up so." Bakura stated proudly and Marik was not surprised. Bakura was a very messy boy and Marik didn't really like to clean either. "I'll do it later I am busy right now mindslave" Marik said as he thought about hiring a maid and then thought about Bakura dressed as a maid which was a very nice thought but then his rod reacted strongly. "Oh my god whats the matter with you!?" Bakura screeched in his high pitched squeaky voice.
Marik looked down and there it was. His rod out there and very prominent. This was not the first time his rod had made Bakura scream and it would not be the last. "I'm sorry Mindslave I guess my little thoughts have gotten me a little ecited if you know what I mean." The tall aroused man said and his eyebrows did a little jiggle. Bakura wasn't really wanting the rod since he had a tummy ache. "My stomach hurts can you go away." Bakura frowned but then laughed evilly since he thought people in pain was funny. "Um, no." Marik said and he got out his phone and dialed 911. His mindslave was dying.
"HELLO POLICE CAN YOU PLEASE HELP MY MINDSLAVE HE IS DYING AND IN PAIN PLEASE GET THE AUTHORITIES HERE AT ONCE" Marik screamed as loud as he could into his phone. The police were very confused and scared and hung up as soon as possible. They would have no part in this. "HELLO? HELLO?! PLEASE HELP" Marik continued shouting and Bakura rolled his eyes and put in the earplugs. "I am not dying I just want to sleep and stay away from you. You are gross and too loud." Bakura left the room.
Marik followed him and picked Bakura up in his strong arms and carried him out the door to his motorcycle. "What are you doing Marik?" Bakura said annoyed. Marik did not say a word. "I kind of just want to go to sleep." Bakura continued. "I'm saving you, mindslave. And our child." Marik forced Bakura onto the motorcycle and then got on himself. The destination was Doctor Seto Kaiba's big mansion. "Oh no let me go." Bakura started squirming but Marik would not let him go. "This is for the best mindslave, let us go" he said and started riding into the night. Bakura hated this motorcycle more than anything in the whole wide world. As Marik rode to Doctor Seto Kaiba's big mansion, Bakura's screams filled the air as people came out to inspect what was going on. "What is happening." adults asked plugging their ears as they drove past.
Bakura was scared and frightened and clinging to Marik it was going too fast and furious. "LET ME OFF OF THIS THING RIGHT NOW!" Bakura said as loud as he could over the engine vroom vroom. "I can't hear you, mindslave, the vroom vroom is too loud." Marik was shocked that Bakura did not love riding on the motorcycle because of how much Bakura loved riding on his rod. HmMmM.
"MARIK IM GONNA PUKE" Bakura warned but Marik did not cease. Bakura puked down the road while still screaming. Children cried. Soon they arrived at Doctor Seto Kaiba's big mansion and only then did Bakura stop screaming and puking. Marik did a lil knockity knock knock on the door. They heard footsteps approaching rapidly and Doctor Seto Kaiba opened the door screaming "YUGI?!"
His face looked down at the floor because Yugi was incredibly small and Doctor Seto Kaiba liked it best that way. His eyes trailed up and his eyebrows went low because of disappointment. "Oh its just you duelist scum." He moved Marik and Bakura out of the way to check to see if Yugi was behind them and he was not. Doctor Seto Kaiba slammed the door. "WAIT DOCTOR SETO KAIBA PLEASE HELP US YOU NEED TO HELP OUR OFFSPRING THAT IS INSIDE OF MY MINDSLAVE." Marik screamed while pounding his big fists on the door. Doctor Seto Kaiba did not care if it was not Yugi. He had better things to do. But Marik had a very loud and annoying voice and was a horrible duelist as well and he wanted him to go so he decided to open the door. "What do you want you scum." he asked. "I already told you, mindslave, were you not paying attention? HmMm?" Marik questioned Doctor Seto Kaiba with a raised eyebrow. "Of course I wasn't. I hate you." Doctor Seto Kaiba responded bluntly. "Oh." Marik frowned. "Um, my stomach hurts, bastard." Bakura cut into the conversation. He was tired of the rod owner speaking for him and he has had enough of it.
"Listen to what the short man says." Marik said nodding. "Hm. I guess you better come inside and sit on thingy, scum." Doctor Seto Kaiba said and let them inside though not willngly. Once Bakura got inside he puked on Doctor Seto Kaiba's floor.
Doctor Seto Kaiba got the thingy for Bakura to sit on and snapped his fingers for one of his maids to come and clean Bakura's disgusting puke off of his floor. He took out his wallet to look at a picture of Yugi because he needed to see something not so gross. Doctor Seto Kaiba smiled but then looked up and Bakura sitting on thingy and immediately started frowning again.
He took out his doctor necklace once more and put it on Bakura's abnormally large and disgusting tum tum. "Oh. Um." Doctor Seto Kaiba said and took a step back. "Doctor Seto Kaiba what is the matter with Mindslave is our child swiftly on it's way?" Marik asked hurriedly.
Doctor Seto Kaiba ignored Marik's question and left out the door in his limousine. "COME BACK! OUR CHILD! PLEASE! WHAT IS HAPPENING?" Marik ran after the car but it was too late. The Doctor Seto Kaiba was gone and Marik was confused. Bakura had busied himself raiding the doctor's kitchen for yummy treats and goodies and he was stuffing his face full of them.
Marik dropped to the ground in defeat. Bakura was still eating when suddenly his tummy hurted even more than before and he dropped the cookies he was snacking on. He lifted his head to the heavens and screamed. Marik heard and rushed to the kitchen shouting "MINDSLAVE WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP." He saw Bakura on the ground screaming and rolled his eyes.
"IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS SO BAD" Bakura was crying and clutching his stomach from all the hurting that was just as bad as Bakura claimed. "Mindslave, please. Now is not the time for kidding. Get back on the thingy, mindslave, so we can wait for the doctor to return." There was water on the floor. Bakura's water had broked.
"Oh my goodness Mindslave it is finally happening...our child is here!"
TBC