"Mindslave..." Marik said gasping as he looked at his baby newborn child with a grimace on his face. Yugi's grandpa was the grandfather of the boy he tried to kill a lot of the time so this wasn't going to be easy. "Oh my god" Bakura said with a mouthful of cheetohs. The orange sticky was all over his fingers and he wiped it on the baby. "Gross." Bakura said when he saw the baby was a grandpa. "Goo goo ga ga" Grandpa Baby said to his new dads.
All at once the Big door slammed open as Doctor Seto Kaiba stepped into the room, returning from trying to find the little man. "What is Going on you duelist scum." he asked and turned to face them. "The baby mindslave has been brought into the world" Marik said as Bakura layed on Doctor Seto Kaiba's Big Bed all sweaty and nakey. Bakura crumpled up his Cheetos bag and threw it at Doctor Seto Kaiba's Big Head.
Rod guy laughed at the Doctor being all mad with a hand on his hip. Doctor Seto Kaiba punched a wall and then flipped the bed upside down and Bakura and small baby grandpa were thrown from it swiftly but luckily were okie dokie and landed on a soft pillow. "I AM SO ANGRY" The Doctor said "FIRST I CANNOT FIND YUGI TO DUEL AND NOW MY BIG BED IS ALL DISGUSTING AND EVEN WORSE YOU ATE THE CHEETOHS" he continued more on. Bakura laughed and Roddy laughed more too and so did grandpa child. As soon as the sound of grandpa baby hit Marik's ears sadness filled his heart and he stopped laughing at once. What a dissapointment this had turned out to be. "It's time to go home Mindslave come at once" he said and handed the vermin child to the mindslave because he did not want to touch it icky icky. Bakura started to scream as the baby touched his flawless beautiful amazing delicious skin and it upset baby gramps and it screamed too. Like father like son as they say. Marik rolled his eyes and they rolled so much all the way home on his motorcycle. Doctor Seto Kaiba stayed at his big mansion and he thought to himself 'revenge will come soon for the deed done on this day'. He laughed evilly mwa ha ha ha.
Meanwhile at the Ishtar household the baby and Bakura still screamed. "Um Mindslaves please" Marik said from the couch as they sat in the kitchen eating pudding while screaming. Pudding was getting everywhere. "Mindslaves I am trying to watch 50 First Dates, please join me and forget baby Gramps there is no use." he called out but it was in vain. The screaming filled the city streets as children everywhere began to respond and scream as well. Everyone was screaming and it did not stop. Eventually the baby gramps started coughing and decided to take a nap because his liver was failing and it hurt him.
Bakura took out his sparkly pink phone to dial 911 but Marik snatched it away "Bakura you are my beautiful sexilious mindslave and I love you always but you cannot be calling the police willy nilly baby." Marik said with sweetness. "But you call 911 all the time for stupid reasons." Bakura retorted sassy like. Marik took the phone and dialed for the one and only Yugi Mutou. He had a plan like no other. It was time to kill the King of Games. "Hello game shop" Yugi said on the phone end and Marik said "PLEASE COME TO THE ISHTAR RESIDENCE AT ONCE WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU" Yugi had no problem with it and hurried over right away but not before noticing Doctor Seto Kaiba watching from the bushes. Yugi smiled at him and the Doctors heart stopped but he was a doctor so he saved himself instead of going to the hospital. Yugi traveled across the land to the Ishtar residence, right next to the house where his Grandpa used to live. Yugi gave a small sigh. He missed his grandpa very very much. His life seemed to lose purpose without the disgusting man at his side.
He rang the doorbell to the Ishtar residence ring a ding ding dong. Marik Ishtar heard the doorbell and sprinted, the baby Gramps dropping to the ground. Yugi could recognize the sound of a grandpa falling anywhere and he burst through the window getting a few boo boo's. He fell on the floor and started to cry because he hurted from the glass cutting into him. Then he saw grandpa and the tears turned into happy ones. "GRANDPA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH" Yugi said rushing to the baby grandpa on the floor. Yugi tried to pick baby gramps up but he was too heavy. Bakura left the building to go to a Taco Bell.
Roddent walked over to see Yugi caressing the baby gramps. He made a little "ewww" sound. "Ok King of Games that is quite enough you have seen your feeble old man one last time time, it is time to relenquish it back into my posession. " Marik said holding out his hand. Yugi looked at him through tears and said "What? No, it is my Grandpa!" he cried. Meanwhile Bakura was chowing down on a delicious Fiery Dorito Loco Taco at Taco Bell for only 4.99.
Seto Kaiba burst into the room and said "Stop right there!" pointing his finger and wiggled it. He danced over to Yugi but quickly and took out a first-aid kit and patched up his cuts and boo boos. Marik took out a gun. "Put down baby gramps. He is my son and I will not have you stupid heads getting in the way of raising the next Marik Ishtar Jr. do you understand me, mindslave?" Marik was getting impatient.
"Wait, this is..." After Doctor Seto Kaiba had finished nursing lil Yug's wounds he looked over at baby gramps. He screamed. "The old man scum has been reincarnated? But how?!" he shouted. Marik rolled his eyes, he was having quite enough of this tom foolery. He did not even know where his little Mindslave could be. "Yes Doctor Seto Kaiba and he is me and my mindslaves alone, he was created when my rod went into his ring and a new life had begun at once." "Yes I am aware I was the one who diagnosed you with the parasite" Doc said with a smile on his face. He was stroking Yug's hair as he spoke. Baby gramps went "hoo hoo!" his trademark laugh that had not left his body even as a small baby. "Please, I know my grandpa is your son now but...he is my family! Family is important and so is friendship. I don't want to take your son away from you forever but please consider...You could get visiting time..." Rod guy narrowed his rod eyes. "SILENCE MINDSLAVE!" The battle between Rod and Yug Yug had begun and Doc Kaib was stuck in the middle.