Marik swiped baby gramps from the king of games (that is Yugi) little fingers. Yugi's eyes were filled with sad and did the shine wobbly. His mouth wobbled too. Marik laughed. Yugi did not find it so funny. "I am going to press charges and get my grandpa back!" the little guy said. The government heard this and the lawsuit had been filed. Doctor Seto Kaiba took Marik into the hallway to talk business.
"Listen here you duelist scum I have a proposition for you." Doctor Seto Kaiba said walking with Marik. "It's for the best that Yugi... does not associate with baby gramps." he whispered looking away. Then Doctor Seto Kaiba ripped off his doctor coat at once and threw it to the wind. Marik gasped. Beneath his doctor coat was a fancy suit and a pin that said "Official Lawyer". Doctor Seto Kaiba at only 16 years old was also a liscened lawyer.
Marik smirked. "I am listening, Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba. Please continue, mindslave." Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba was prepared to do anything to keep Yugi away from the child. Children came with a lot of responsibility and time. Time that could be better spent dueling. "I am willing to be your legal aid in your time of great need. But not for free of course. I am a very wealthy man and also very successful but that doesn't mean I will offer my excellent services for nothing."
Marik's big smirk suddenly turned into a small frown. "Mindslave I don't know how to tell you this but...I am not a very rich man like yourself. I make do with what I have." the Rod Man said. "Don't worry, that won't be a problem." Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba said and whipped out a blueprint from his lawyer suit pocket. "Do you know what this is?" he asked, pointing to the picture. "This is the world's most valuable crystal jewel...the value is estimated to be worth more than 5 Blue Eyes White Dragons, and I desire it." he said licking his lips.
Marik took the blueprint into his huge hands and gripped it tight. "If you want something stolen you have come to the right place." The rod owner was not only a murderer but also a thief as well. "Good, duelist scum, then we have an agreement?" Marik nodded evilly and replied "Once I get the gem for you...you have to be the lawyer for me and my mindslave, Bakura." They shook hands and the pact had been made for sure. "Do not think of double crossing me, my rod powers are great and my mindslaves are many in number." Seto Kaiba exited the room and picked up Yugi to carry home.
Marik put his hands on his humongous muscular hips and looked around. "Now...where is my blasted Mindslave?" he asked. Little did that rod guy know that his little man was still at the one and only Taco Bell, munching on a nutritious and delicious Nacho Cheese Dorito Taco. Marik used the powers of the mill. rod to appear at the Taco Bell. "Mindslave it is time to go home you have had quite enough." Marik knocked the Nacho Cheese Dorito Taco out of Bakura's small hands. That was a mistake for sure.
Bakura arose out of his seat at the wonderful Taco Bell fast food chain restaurant and pounced on roddy like a jungle cat. They rolled around on the floor which was luckily clean because the workers at Taco Bell are perfect in every way and no there is never a speck of dust to be seen on their watch. Bakura was growling and the other customers were growing frightened. "Mindslave, stop this!" Marik tried to reason but it was no use. With the lost taco also came grave consequences.
Bakura was absolutely furious and there was no being on earth that could stop a mindslave with a bad attitude. The cops arrived in minutes. "Hey what's going on here" Police Officer Jim said walking into the scene. Bakura lifted his head and growled like an angry kitty cat. "Nothing to see here officer just a man and his mindslave." Rod guy said to the officer. "Well alright then carry on," The Officer said because he was growing frightened at Bakura's demeaning expression and he walked out the door swiftly. Bakura started screaming and eventually Marik just used the mill. rod powers to get them out of there because they needed to talk buisness. "Listen Mindslave we are about to go into a court case soon to fight for baby gramps." he said.
"I don't care what you want to do but if you don't replace the taco you destroyed I'm not even going to listen." Marik sighed deeply. The minute his hands knocked that taco onto the floor he regretted it. Rod guy with a fierce face went back into that taco bell through the drive through because it was quicker and he needed to talk with his little man. With the taco in hand, and in heart, he gave it to his mindslave back at home. "Much better." Bakura said and chowed down. "We are at risk of losing baby gramps. The king of games is instituting the proper legal proceedings against us to retrieve him" Marik explained. Bakura stopped chewing. "Can't we just kill him?" Bunny boy questioned. "Mindslave are you out of your little noggin?!" Marik gasped. "That baby gramps may be an abomanation but...he is our son nonetheless. He is our little mindslave and you birthed him yourself. Mmgm." he said. Bakura made a little "ewww" sound becuase he did not want to remember the day baby gramps came out his little thing.
"Ok fine but what are we going to do?" Bakura asked with a mouth full of tacos. "I've got us all covered. Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba is going to represent us in court and make sure we get our son back. On one condition however...we need to steal the world's most valuable crystal jewel, located in the National Museum of History. And I need your help." Rod guy said and lifted his head to the heavens and laughed evilly. "Fine but only because if you went by yourself you'd just mess everything up. I am much better at stealing than you and also more clever." Bakura laughed evilly too and got on his tip toes to laugh eye to eye with his big man. "But first we need a babysitter for Marik Ishtar Jr." Large rod said. "Lets just leave him by himself I don't really think a babysitter is necessary. It is a waste of money."
Bakura went into the kitchen and poured himself a glass of diet coke. Marik took out his phone to call his most trusted mindslave, Ishizu. "Ishizu, sister! Help me!" He cried into the phone. "Marik brother what is the problem are you in danger?" Ishizu asked worried about her brother of course, Marik. "It is our son... he needs a superviser immidietly. Also me and my mindslave have a child now if you did not know." The rod said through his crying. Ishizu did not wait even a minute she was on her way. It took her a bit because she did not have mill. rod powers but soon she was there, all the way from Egypt. "I have always wanted to be an aunt of course I will help you" Ishizu moaned in ecstasy. "Mmhmhmhm." Marik said and looked around. "Now where is baby gramps..." They looked all over the house only to find baby gramps asleep peacefully in his cage. Ishizu walked proudly over to the new Ishtar family member "He is so beautiful." Ishizu purred and her large breasts jiggled with happiness. "No, he is a grandpa, mindslave. Bakura and I must make our leave now." The journey ahead would be a long and dangerous one, much like Marik's rod, but Bakura felt in his stomach that with Rod by his side they could overcome anything.