Bakura the Mindslave was putting on his very special wedding dress for his big wedding at Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba's big church. It was a big poofy ball gown that made him look like a very pretty princess. He chewed on a carrot and baby gramps cried in his cage on wheels. "Hello, duelist scum." The pastor Kaiba said to Bakura walking into the room. Bakura screamed loud and hurt the Doctor's ears. "Calm down, as you know this is my church and you should be honored that I am allowing you here in the first place. Anyways, your rod guy is waiting and in my opinion you should leave him at the alter." Kaiba laughed because he liked the idea of peoples happiness being ruined.
Marik the welder of the rod looked into the mirror and made a little "MmMGM" sound. His very special wedding tuxedo was on his hot bod and you could see his rippling abs through the suit. He was looking as good but what he really wanted to see was his Mindslave, Bakura of course. He just knew that no matter what he was going to love what his Mindslave had to offer him. He started touching his rod in anticipation as he looked at the clock. It was soon time for the wedding ritual to begin. And soon his mindslave would have the thing except without the l. He loved the thing without the l.
Bakura checked himself out in the mirror and turned around to see his butt. "Nice." He said. The Doctor Lawyer exited the room to prepare for his role at the big podium stand. Bakura began to make his way into the long hall to walk down that aisle. Ryou Bakura's dad's face was on a laptop screen being wheeled beside him because he just could not make it on this day to witness his slightly son's wedding. Tea Gardner the flower girl danced behind them whipping roses everywhere in the place. Bakura looked so beautiful in the lighting of the church and Marik shed a tear when he saw him.
Bakura kept walking down the aisle and was getting kinda bored. It was too much effort for him and he needed a snack break so he walked over and stole an old lady's sandwhich and started eating it and threw the crust on the ground. Then he was standing infront of Marik. "Mindslave...you look so beautiful I honestly have no words" Rod man whispered and reached over to hold his hand. Bakura started screaming. Everyone had a moment of silence and waited for him to finish. Joey Wheeler was playing the violin so beautifully in the background. Then Pastor Seto Kaiba cleared his throat and said "We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of two horrible duelists."
"Eyyyyy," Joey wheeler did the Fonz thumb thing and nodded his head in the direction of the duelists. Marik nodded his head back and popped the collar to his suit. He was a rad guy and feeling very punk rock in that moment. "If anybody has any objections say them now or forever hold your peace." Pastor Kaiba said into the microphone. The entire court room was silent so that gave the ok to continue the ceremony. Marik had prepared his vows and he sweated nervously and took out the paper from his huge coat pocket for his big hands to fit in. "Sing to me, Marik." Bakura breathed and Marik raised his rod to the heavens above in triumph. "Bakura, you are like a mindslave rose. Beautiful to look at but with a dangerous stem that prickles at my fingers when I touch you," Marik began his wedding vows with a rod like "HmMM".
Bakura listened intently for the first time in his life, probably. The audience was on the edge of their seat. "But much like a Mindslave rose, you are dangerous but beautiful. I can not help but continue to touch your with my big hands caressing your little Mindslave body despite getting hurt. It's because you really are a Mindslave rose, your beauty is stronger than the pain I feel." Marik took a deep breath and another tear slid down his cheek. Bakura almost licked it but didn't. Rod Bod continued. "I love you, Mindslave. You are the only Mindslave that is for me and ever will be."
"I, the real Marik Ishtar, also known by many as that rod guy, am in true love with you, mindslave. I want to take you, the mindslave rose, to be my husband forever more. I relish in each moment I can spend with my mindslave, and though I have many, nothing the other mindslaves could ever offer me could compete with a mindslave rose. Roses are my favorite flower, mindslave, and I do love mindslaves too, so thats what makes you being a mindslave rose so very special and rare. Nothing on this planet earth or any being in the galaxies surrounding us is quite like you and I am proud to know a mindslave like that. There have been many Ishtars and there will be many more but there will only be one single mindslave rose." Marik spoke so much into that mic and the crowd awwwww'd. Joey stopped playing the harp a moment to give a thumbs up and Marik knew he was doing well. Bakura was speechless.
Bakura opened his mouth to start saying his own vows but Marik just kept on going. He was not done yet. "And much like the most beautiful mindslave rose that you are, there will always be competition. I am well aware of how sought after you are, Mindslave- who would not want a mindslave rose?" Marik shot a look to Pastor Seto Kaiba who wasn't even paying attention but staring at Yugi. He looked so cute in his little tux and Pastor Seto Kaiba desired him. But anyway, Marik kept going. "But let me tell you this, Mindslave. No matter how many I must slay in cold blood, no matter how high the count goes and how many desire you, I will not falter. I will defend you until the day I breathe my last breath. For you, Mindslave, I would do it all. All for you. My beautiful, dazzling, precious and irreplacable Mindslave rose. I love you." The crowd went wild.
Through the cake stuffed into Bakura's huge mouth hole he began to speak but it was a little unclear since he was eating at the same time. "Marik Ishtar you are the only rod guy for me. If I am a mindslave rose then you are the gardener and I want to be your mindslave forever." He took another bite of cake from the plate he was carrying before speaking more. "I take you to be my husband even though you suck and are not as good as me, and well, you should be proud that I am even with you because I could probably do better if I tried. Anyways, this cake is delicious."
The crowd waited for Bakura to continue but all that filled the court was the sound of Bakura chewing. He was quite done. Marik was so moved and touched at the same time and he smiled so big on that face of his. He held his Mindslave's hand and knew that nothing would come between them. "My beautiful Mindslave rose" he whispered once more. Pastor Seto Kaiba made a noise of disgust. "Without further ado I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may kiss the crappy duelist." he said into the microphone and then dropped it. Roddy had not a moment to lose and leaned down and kissed that Mindslave and kissed him good. He put all the passion and love he felt in that kiss, and it was the best kiss they had yet for sure.
Pastor Kaiba jumped off the thingy, scum. He rushed to his own little guy really feeling the moment and got down on one knee, presenting the beautiful gem. "Yugi the time is right," The Doctor said. Yugi sweated nervously and said "um." Doc Kaib had more to say and he said "Will you duel me?" Yugi shook his head. "Not here, Kaiba. This is a wedding ceremony we cannot duel here." Kaiba stared into the hypnotic gym feeling himself slip away. Anyways, the Mindslave Rose and his new Husband were still up there kissing a lot.
"Awight awight break it up guys," Joey Wheeler shouted from his violin stand because everyone was kinda uncomfortable. The newly weds pulled away and Marik laughed "ha ha ha! mindslave" and Bakura took his flowers and threw them to the crowd. A bunch of beautiful ladies were jumping and caught the bouqet. Only it wasn't a lady at all- it was the King of Games Yugi Mutou. "Aw shucks guys" he laughed. Pastor Seto Kaiba had left mysteriously... "Come on all you Mindslaves this is a time for celebration!" Rod guy shouted into the microphone. "Kick it, Joey!" and the band started playing a beautiful song to fit the occasion. It was a moment to remember for sure.
"I thought love was
Only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
I thought love was
More or less a given thing
But the more I gave the less
I got, oh yeah
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I'm a believer" Joey sang into the microphone while the rest of the hit band Smash Mouth played the instruments. When the song was over everyone cheered and clapped and Marik could really relate to the lyrics. Joey always knew just what to say, it was as if he could look straight into his heart. Bakura fell asleep and his whole body slumped onto Marik's huge thick muscular shoulder and his drool got all over it. Yugi Mutou made a flower crown out of the bouquet and put it on and that little king of games looked adorable to say the least. Joey Wheeler leader of Smash Mouth bowed. "Encore, encore! Mindslave, this is the best wedding ever!" Marik exclaimed happily and Joey repeated it once more. "
I thought love was
Only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
I thought love was
More or less a given thing
But the more I gave the less
I got, oh yeah
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I'm a believer" He finally finished for the second time. His family in Brooklyn was cheering for him on the TV.
Marik kissed Bakura again and Bakura woke up and booed. Everyone laughed and they made their exit through the hall hand and hand to greet the crowed awaiting outside. "Shit" Marik said and they got into the limousine and drove the the reception as quick as humanly possible.
Soon they were at the reception and all their friends and famliy were there. "Brother I am so happy for you and your new husband, welcome to the famliy Bakura" Ishizu moaned loudly and her boobies pressed against Bakura when she hugged him. "Sister, step away from the Mindslave. You have heard my speech about the competition, you know how it is" Marik chuckled with a smile but he was speaking the truth. Death and despair would befall on anyone who brought harm to his forevermore Mindslave. "Anyway let us dig in family and friends the cake is here!" he shouted and got the knife.
He sliced into the Wedding Cake and peeled away the frosting and he was reminded of the day he ripped his fathers skin away from his flesh and he laughed a little bit. Suddenly, with a loud booming crash, a huge machine with lots of little flashy parts fell out of the sky and right on top of Pegasus. "Uh oh," Marik said because Judge Man Peggy helped him win the case to keep his son. Baby gramps screamed in his cage to be let out. "Beep boop beep" the machine said.
Bakura jumped and hid behind his new husband and Marik cautiously raised his rod in defense. "Mindslave, who goes there?! And how dare you interrupt this holy occasion celebrating my own wedding!" Roddy shouted. He was furious. Everyone was quiet except Marik making rod sounds in anguish. Bakura kept eating cake but he did not want to cut a piece so he just reached into it and grabbed a handfull. Mmgm. Soon the door to the boopity beepity machine started opening slowly.
A smoke cloud whisped around the machine and out stepped the one and only Jaden Yuki. "Get your game on!" That Jaden Yuki said thrusting his hand into air with his fingers outstreched. Everybody gasped. Who was this guy? Behind him more strangers stepped out and a few of them were wearing space suits too. Marik threw his rod at the guy hoping to impale him but Jaden Yuki caught the stick. "Woah, bro. Easy there! We come in pace, pal." He said happily and not too concerned at all about the threat to his life.
"Aliens!" Marik gasped and began charging at him head first but Jaden Yuki avoided the collision. "Don't get your rod in a knot, bro!" he laughed and put his hand up for a fist bump but Marik would have none of that. "What are you doing at my wedding reception!?" Marik Ishtar welder of the rod screamed. His rod was raised as high as it would go and everyone stared up at it in horror. Some of the space men started whispering to the other nervously. "Well, this isn't our fault dude." Jaden Yuki said after a long, rod filled silence. Bakura kept eating cake until there was none left.
Jaden Yuki brought his hand to Marik's raised hand for a high-five. "Haha, dude, chillax for a secco. Breathe in and out, aight? Yo, is there cake?" Jaden Yuki rushed to where Bakura was and brought his face into the cake and started to eat. The rest of them followed suit. They either used their hands or just their faces. "THIS IS DISGUSTING!" Rod guy screamed and Bakura screamed with him. Bakura tried to shove Jaden off of his cake but Jaden side stepped away. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?" The rod was on the verge of tears. His wedding reception was meant to be perfect but these blasted space guys had brought ruin and shame to Ishtar family name. "Well," Jaden Yuki began, face still stuffed with their wedding cake. "Evil Dictator Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba evicted us. We had nowhere else to go, guy."
"I WILL HAVE NO MORE OF THIS FOOLISH NONSENSE-" Marik started screaming but cut himself off. "Wait, what was the name of that man you mentioned?" he felt a dark feeling looming deep within his rod. "Evil Dictator Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba, dude. Ring a bell, man? You're sure out of the loop" Jaden Yuki responded swallowing the last piece of their wedding cake. Bakura screamed and it would not stop. "That...that blasted Doctor I knew we should not have laid our trust with him, Mindslave!" Marik cried and just let it all out. "I'm sorry you "bro" man. But this is unacceptable. I have just married the love of my life, my Mindslave rose and I want you out of my sight immidietly and without reserve. I will not hesitate to use my rod." Marik waved his rod at Jaden Yuki as confused thoughts about Evil Dictator Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba. How could this have happened, and why? His rod ached.
"Dude, ok, you didn't let me finish. We've all," Jaden Yuki paused gesturing to his crew, "Come back in time to try and stop him. I can see why you're all up and being this way but you should help us since hes gonna be your dictator too in the future and stuff, dawg." Jaden pushed Bakura out of the chair and sat in it backwards. Marik slammed his head into the wall repeatedly and Ishizu moaned with each loud thunk. "They're useless, Jaden. We're better off without them anwyays." Chazz Princeton took a drag from his ciggarette and said with a hand on his hip. He had a very serious addiction and needed help. "Bro, don't be rude. I'm sure the rod bro could help us out!" Jaden said and The Chazz and him started to argue while Marik was giving himself brain damage. Roddy turned and screamed "FINE! ALRIGHT! FINE! WITH MY ROD ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE JUST PLEASE SHUT UP!"
Everyone went silent except for Bakura who remained screaming. Marik coughed slightly. "Alright dude broski, I knew you'd be able to help out a bro in need!" Jaden screamed happily and gave the rod man a bro fist but Marik did not put his fist out so Jaden just punched him instead. Marik lost it right then and there and screamed to the heavens waving his rod wildly. Jaden took a step back and let Rod Bod calm down slightly before letting him continue. "IN ORDER FOR THIS PLAN TO WORK I NEED THE COOPERATION OF ALL. AM I FUCKING CLEAR YOU INSOLENT FOOLS" Marik shouted and everone nodded in unision, horrified. Bakura had stopped screaming by now because he was laughing at Marik, pointing his small and delicate little finger.
One of Jaden's bros in a space suit calmly approached Mr. and Mr. Rod. He stopped walking and took off his helmet to reveal that it was Aster Pheonix and he looked super annoyed. "Dude, I'm sorry for my associate. But...I have something of importance to show you guys." He took out a video tape from his space storage pocket and Marik brought it to the TV to put in. It began to play and that Doctor appeared on the screen. "Greetings, duelist scum." he said while stroking his bedazzled scepter with The Gem on the very tip top of it. Marik narrowed at the sight of him.
"If you are watching this tape right now then my plan has fallen into effect. As we speak, hundreds upon thousands of duelist scum are being sent back in time." The evil man paused to laugh, stroking The Gem even faster. "They were tainting the beautiful world that I had created, and I had no use for them any longer. Really, it's for the best." Marik while watching the tape of that man who stole from him his mindslave felt rage build up in his muscles. His rod too. "This man...he must be stopped at all costs" he whispered but the Dictator was not done yet. "How did I do it? You may ask. The answer is quite simple. I am the most powerful man on eath, and I realized that no duelist could stand in my way...not with this..." Evil Dictator Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba said and stared deep into The Gem.
The TV screen cut to static noise and the tape was over. Marik clenched his rod and he felt blood drip from his muscular veins. "Sucks, bro." Jaden said slapping his hand on Big Rod's back a few times. Pheonix shook his head solemnly at the disaster. "Sucks, bro." Jaden said slapping his hand on Big Rod's back a few times. Pheonix shook his head solemnly at the disaster. "We were hoping to find the evil dictator doctor lawyer and kill him before its too late." Pheonix explained and Marik slammed his fist into the wall out of the sheer rage bubbling within him. The Doctor Would Pay.
Doctor Lawyer Seto Kaiba stumbled out of the building. Something was very, very, very, very wrong. He needed to get to his big mansion, needed to- he stopped in his tracks and began to laugh, looking at the full moon above and howled like a wolf. The gem glowed red and he smirked a big rod smirk. "The scum duelists must be removed." He said but no one was there to listen. He took out a map from his doctor coat pocket and looked over it. All of this, and more, would soon be his.