Joey boldly stepped forward to that microphone up on the stand with a single tear sparkling in the fluorescent lighting of the wedding reception room. "I know times are hard you guys but my heart goes out to the wonderful newly wedded couple and even more so to the man who just got crushed by that time machine." Joey said while playing the violin sadly to fit the mood of the crime scene. Judge Man Peggy's guts and blood were splattered on the floor and you could hear a faint "Help meeeee" coming from under there but nobody listened.
Marik turned his head from the space men and he gave such a big smile. "That's right, this is still our wedding reception, Mindslave! Nothing can ruin this holy occasion." Marik said happily and put his arm around his Mindslave of course, Bakura. Bakura smeared the cake on Marik's face and just left it there. Peggy's screams faded out until there was nothing left but a resounding silence. Marik cheered Joey on as he played the violin and it was music to his strong muscular ears. "Who is up next to celebrate our wedding reception here today?" Marik skwaked and looked around.
Jaden Yuki rushed up and pushed Joey off the platform. Joey fell with a booming crash and slid around on the floor like he was gliding on a Slip'N Slide™ but the reality of the situation was that it was Peg Guy's blood. He was going to have a hard time getting the stain out of that later but Joey was certain that his Brooklyn Family watching him on the big screen back at home were sure to assist him in whatever way they could. Bakura laughed as more blood spilled from Joey's veins when he hit the wall and busted his head open. Ouch. "I haven't known you dawgs very long but ya'll peeps are pretty aight with me, ya dig?" Jaden Yuki said as he knew these mindslaves best because he was from the future and all. From the crowed they all boo'd that Jaden down but Jaden Yuki did not pay them any mind.
"Get off the stage!" Odion called but Jaden Yuki would not halt. Mgmg. "These bros are pretty tight and they make an equally rad married couple. They wouldn't get a divorce like 80% of other couples do, yo. Represent." Jaden Yuki kept going into that microphone and everyone was equally uncomfortable and wanted him to go as soon as possible. When he had finished he puked on the stage because he had gotten a little tipsy before going up there but just walked down because it was not his problem. Joey had gotten up knowing that his family in Brooklyn was sending thoughts his way but slipped once more on Jaden Yuki's disgusting vomit and his head crashed to the floor with a loud thud and a scream from Marik. But anyway, it was time for more speakers to congratulate the newly weds. Ishizu stepped right on up there ready to show them what she had.
Jaden Yuki reached out his foot as far as it would go and it stretched really far all the way up to Ishizu and he tripped that hot sexy babe all on the floor. Ishizu's slender body plopped on the floor and her boobs squished and her face was on them too. Jaden Yuki loved what he saw there. Marik shook his rod at Jaden but Jaden could not take his eyes off the lady. Ishizu got back up and her rear end was in plain view and no one at the wedding reception could look away. It was captivating. "My dearest brother and his mindslave too," Ishizu moaned into the mic while touching her stuff through her bra. "I hope you are having a wonderful evening filled with many delights and your mindslave love is sure to last not just through this lifetime but also into many others with the power of reincarnation. Amen, praise Anubis." Ishizu stepped down and Jaden adjusted his snapback. It was now Stupid Odion's turn to get up there and he wasn't looking forward to it. Last he saw of his rod guy brother he tried to skin him like he skinned the dad.
"Now at first I did not like my brother's choice of living and his Mindslave included." That idiot Odion began solemnly and Marik booed. "But I have grown very fond of these little guys, the love they share is something good and grand as well. Bakura I am sorry for wronging you and welcome to our family, too." Odion said and a tear slid down his cheek. Bakura booed too and throw a tomato at him. Stupid, stupid, stupid Odion. He got off the stage after that and his body weight was so large he made a crack in the floor. Oh well. Marik looked around, his rod following his every movement. "Who has yet to speak words of wisdom for this here reception?" he announced raising his rod up very very very high.
The lights in the room went dark and no one could see a thing. "Who turned out the lights, mindslave?" Marik squacked with confusion and waved his arms wildly seeking Mindslave Flesh. There was a loud doctorly laugh and Marik gasped. He saw a faint glowing in the room and knew it was The Gem. The thunk of mindslave bodies hitting the ground filled the courtroom. It was just Marik and The Doctor Lawyer Dictator Evil Man Kaiba, or so he presumed. The doctor's eyes glowed red with evilness. "I really did know by the wretchedness in your eyes, Doctor." Marik said solemnly. "Yes, Rod Guy." The Doctor replied stroking the gem. "But why are you here!? Can you not let me and my mindslave rose find peace?" The Doctor smiled slightly but it was vicious too. "I have come for Judge Man Peggy." That Lawyer said and did some hand motions towards the rotting corpse. All of the sudden the corpse started to twitch and the Doctor did some Egyptian incantations. Zombie Judge Man Peggy had entered the court.
Marik took a huge step back and his foot went into Mindslave Flesh. He screamed "That's impossible! He's-" "Just a demonstration of my power." The evil man interrupted with an extremely evil laugh. He said some more word stuff and the corpse of Peggy slowly stood up with his arms out. "Destroy...Rod Guy..." Zombie Judge Man Peggy moaned in a zombie voice, you know. Marik screamed again. "No, Peggy! It's me, you are under the control of that dasterdly Evil Doctor Lawyer Dictator Seto Kaiba!" But the zombie Peg would not listen and started walking towards him. "Kill him, Peggy!" the Doctor commanded and Marik started looking around for his Mindslave. "Help! Help I'm fucking going to die" Rod man called into the night. But there was no one there, all of the mindslave guests were unconcious due to The Gem. It seemed like all hope was lost, the Doctor had won.
"Victory is mine! After all of these years lurking in the King of Game's shadow, I am finally worth something, I am making my mark on this planet by ridding the world of this depraved ather killer named Marik Ishtar." Kaiba monologued out loud for the first time ever and it felt good in his lowers. Roddy knew what had to be done, a sacrifice to Peggy had to be made. He whipped his rod out as fast as he could and called out to his beloved mindslave, Joey Wheeler. He arose from where he slept with blood leaking from his head wound still. "Destroy...Yugi..." Mindslave Joey groaned but Marik shook his head. Peggy was growing closer. "Not this time, Joey." Marik put his hand on Joey's shoulder, tears forming in his eyes. This was goodbye. Joey tilted his head to the side like a confused dog, he wasn't making this easy. "Joey, go!" Rod person shouted, pointing his finger in the direction of the ever looming Peg but he would not. "I said leave!"
Marik threw a rock at Joey and he whimpered. Roddent turned around to walk away but MindJoe followed. "Destroy...Rod Guy..." Peggy moaned again and again to get the point across. Marik took out a rock and threw it at that Joey Wheeler and he finally turned around and obeyed, feeling hurt. It was mindslave against zombie and only the superior specimen would survive. Tears leaked out of Roddy's Rod as the combat began.
Joey raised his fist high in the air when Marik raised his rod and he punched Judgey Peggy right in his zombie face. Judge Peggy made a little ouchy sound and then did a little yoolelelelelelele battle cry. That Peg started scratching at MindJoe's face with all of his might. Mindslave Joey whimpered and cried out as he felt blood fall down his face. Tears streamed down Marik's face and rod as he watched the sight before him unfold. This was the only option. "Forgive me, Joey..." he whispered into the night before raising his rod once more. Joey tried desperately to win the battle of teeth and flesh and bones but it was no use he was a weak mindslave. A sacrifice. The mindslave turned around to look at Rod man with tears in his beautiful but dead inside eyes. It hurt Marik oh so much to see it. Peg took the oppurtunity to bite off the delicious flesh from MindJoe's face and he screamed. "Goodbye...Joey..." Roddy said.
At that moment everyone began to awaken to see Joey get eaten alive by Pegasus of the Undead. His lips were still intact and he used them to their fullest. "I thought love was only true in fairy tales..." Joey started to sing for the last time as chunks of his flesh was ripped from his bones by Peg's fangs. "Meant for someone else but not for me..." And it was true. That Joey Wheeler had never found love and now he never would. Marik relinquished control of MindJoe and let him be himself in his final moments. He booted up his duel disk and summoned his Red Eyes Black Dragon and he looked up at it with love in his eyes. It was his most treasured card in the world. His eyes closed and he breathed his last breath. Everyone in the room screamed at the loss of the leader of Smash Mouth. A star had fallen. The Red Eyes roared and disappeared as Joey's new corpse fell down in slow motion. "Bye." Marik said.
Kaiba laughed evilly mwahaha. "That duelist scum deserved it, too. All is going according to my master plan. One duelist at a time. Now it is time for you too to meet your maker, Rod Guy. Attack, Judge Peggy!" Evil Doctor Lawyer Dictator Seto Kaiba called out and outstetched his long arm. But Judge Peggy Zombie did not listen. The sacrifice of Joey Wheeler had worked and Peggy did not have any desire to kill anymore. He let out a little "Mweeeeeeeehhhhh..." and layed back down onto the floor and turned back into a corpse as the life left his body. The Doctor cried out in defeat. "Curses!" he screeched and Marik looked at him smugly. "Go now, Doctor! Your zombie has fallen and perished, your plan has not worked! Justice always triumphs the evil!" Marik said even though he was an evil man too who did in fact skin his father alive. Kaiba made a howl like a werewolf and jumped out the window but before he did his eyes glowed red with evil once more. He gripped The Gem tight and said "Mark my words Rod Guy I will be back and this time, you won't be a believer." he laughed and then he was gone into the night.
"How are we going to explain this to Rex Raptor?!" Rod guy cried knowing the former Red Eyes owner was about to get it back very soon.