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Chapter Six: Pranks that Reveal Secrets

"Inuyasha?" Kagome called out from her bed room "Could you please come in here?"

Inuyasha walked to the bottom of the stairs with a curious mind, but like they said curiosity killed the cat. And Inuyasha knew without a doubt that after seeing Kagome in her underwear she probably wanted to kill him. Or straddle him.

He was really hoping for the second one, but from the way Sango described Kagome lately he knew the chances of him hitting that would be 1 to infinity.

Maybe he should invest in one of those russian mail order brides. He did get a lot of emails about that. That and penis enlargement. He still never understood why he got those.

Probably because he didn't know Miroku signed him up for one of those websites that sells the enhancements. Well played Miroku, well played.

When Kagome called his again he rushed up the stairs and into the bedroom, Miroku and Sango had gone into the basement to 'pack' so he figured he had a solid hour before they came out.

When he walked into the room his eyes nearly popped out of his head as Kagome laid on the mattress the same tang top, same underpants and the lights slightly dimmed. She was propped up on her side running her hand down her thigh. He couldn't see her too well in the dark closet, but now, with the perfect lighting she closely resembled a goddess.

When she motioned for him to come over with her finger he knew he was in heaven. He had only dreamed of things like this happening to him. But when Inuyasha walked through that door he hadn't expected to have all his pride wash away.

Literally it washed away when he opened the door more and a bucket of lukewarm water came crashing onto his head. The bucket narrowly missed his head but the water soaked him to the point of no return.

Now he was pissed.

He looked at the laughing girl the water turning into steam against his skin. He clenched his fists tightly as he walked towards her, her smile was enchanting, enough to make him forget his anger. When she turned to him he opened his mouth but found he was at a loss for words.

Not only was her smile breaking him down but the way her eyes glistened were too.

Fuck, and he had the perfect thing to say to her.

She smile and looked at him "Okay I will admit I may have gone a little overboard-"

"Alittle?!" He shouted, now he was angry again "You soaked me in water not to mention that bucket could have hit me and I could have gotten a concussion!" He yelled.

Kagome opened her mouth to speak but soon shut it, her eyes widening as she leaned back to get a better look at the man. Inuyasha hadn't even realized that his hat had fallen off during the prank, his white ears flicking on top of his head.

"Inuyasha..?" She asked.

He growled clenching his fists "What wench?!"

She jumped off the bed standing next to him "You have ears.." Inuyasha's face became flushed, his body turning to stone once she continued "On top of your head!" She exclaimed reaching for one. Before Inuyasha could stop her she was petting one of them. His body became weak at the feel of her fingers stroking her ears, and when she began to pet both he thought he was going to melt into a puddle.

Where had this girl been his whole life?

He turned to look at the fascinated girl "Your not creeped out?"

"Why would I be creeped out? There so adorable!" She yelled reaching for his ears again.

"Because I'm a Hanyou thats why!" He yelled staring at the girl. She just raised and eye brow at him and shrugged.

"So..?" She asked looking at him.

He stared at her, his entire mine shot to hell and back. Bewildered at how she wasn't running for the hills or judging him. "Because...because..i could eat you! Or kill you! Or worse..." When she just watched him as if he was crazy he flailed his arms at her, when he didn't flinch he wanted to grab her and shake her but instead he did what he thought would get a reaction out of her. "Roar?" He said in a cute little tone.

Her face seemed to melt at this, making a cute face looking at him like he was a little puppy. "AWE! Your so cute!" His ears started to twitch as his face turned bright red. "Awe!" She screamed while giggling.

The fact that Inuyasha was still soaked and dripping on the floor seemed to be no problem for them. Inuyasha looked at the girl in front of him, his eyes keeping her gaze strong. "Kagoome.." He said his voice softer than usual.

She looked up at him as he came closer, leaning towards her just as he had his lips near hers she back up throwing her hand up "Whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing?" She said looking at him.

He reeled himself back realizing what he had just done and crossed his arms over his chest "Keh, nothing wench."

She shook her head before poking him "don't call me wench! Seriously what is with that?"

His arms dropped to his sides looking at her, he didn't have an answer for that. No one had ever asked why he called anyone that. Usually girls were just annoying and it got them to shut up. But he wasn't annoyed by Kagome, sometimes she was a bit hasty and said things she shouldn't but she hardly annoyed him.

His ears flattened against his head as he saw her expression turn bitter "I don't know, usually I just say it to girls who annoy me bu-"

"Oh! So I annoy you huh?!" She said throwing her arms out towards him.

"No that's not what I said what I meant was-"

"Really?! Because it sure sounded like that's what you said!" she huffed.

"Jeez will you shut up and listened!?" He shouted, she blinked a few times before crossing her arms over her chest and nodded "as I was saying, I usually call girls who annoy me that, but you don't annoy me. I guess I just called you it out of habit." He said with a shake of the head.

Kagome looked at him with saddened eyes, she felt like a jerk for yelling at him. "Oh, i'm sorry.."

He held up his hand to silence her before patting her shoulder "It's okay." He smiled at her.

She shrugged her shoulders turning to leave but then remembering something "hey you tried to kiss me earlier?"

Oh crap, she remembered. "Uh no.." he lied.

"Uh yes! You were inches from my lips and you say you weren't trying to kiss me?" She said looking back at him.

He just shrugged "You had something on your eye lash I was just getting a better look at it."

Kagome turned and opened her mouth but before she could say anything the hanyou was out of the door and down the steps.

"Dammit Inuyasha!" she seethed "We are not done yet!"

"Hey do you hear that?" Miroku asked looking at Sango who was to busy buttoning her blouse.

"Hear what?" She asked.

"That!" He said listening harder. Sango sighed and listened too hearing the sounds of a male and woman fighting. And then..

BANG!

"Dammit Inuyasha!"

"It wasn't my fault!"

Your the one who slipped!"

"Your the one who spilled your drink!"

"I wouldn't of spilled it if I didn't have to chase you!"

"You wouldn't have to chase me if you just dropped the topic and moved on!"

"I am not dropping it until you tell me why you tried to kiss me!"

"Wench shut up!"

"Jerk I said don't call me that!"

SLAP!

"Ow Kagome! Why did you do that?!"

"Why did you try and kiss me?!"

Sango sighed tugging her jeans onto her legs "Ya know I don't think either of them are gonna resolve this soon."

Miroku smirked "Good gives us some more time" he said his hand lowering down Sango's back.

SLAP!

SLAP!

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

Sango sighed shaking her head "I would think after the first time I hit you, you would've given up."

Miroku rubbed his red swollen cheek "Really? After being married for almost two years and you still blame me for my lecherous hand."

"No I blame the lecher the hand is attached to" she scolded.

"Admit it Sango, you love my hand. And it's evil ways." He chuckled looking at her.

"Yeah I do, mainly because it gives me plenty of reasons to hit you." She said with a solid grin.

He sighed before standing up, pulling his zipper up and buttoning his jeans "Ya know not only half an hour ago you were begging to be spanked with said hand."

Sango gasped before turning away her face riddled with shame. "We do not talk about that!"

"Oh come on Sango I found it very appealing" He laughed. She stood up and shot him the very glare that made his future children want to stay in heaven, because they knew that stare would one day land on them. Only if Miroku didn't keep angering her.

She stomped up the basements steps leaving Miroku to fend for himself when she shut out the light. A difficult task for man to walk in the dark with boxes all around the floor. She snickered when she heard him fall flat on his face and groaned. "Serves him right.."

Standing on the top step admiring her hard work was interrupted soon enough when a certain hanyou and angered woman came stammering down the hall screaming at each other.

Sango rolled her eyes 'when will people grow up?'

She stepped out into the hallway following the two fighting banshees, watching them with in amusement when Kagome jumped on Inuyasha back and played with his ears. Sango watched as the poor boy fell onto his stomach his body flinching with each pet. He seemed to be enjoying it, but it was a whole different story.

When he finally managed to get the girl off of him he looked at her and yelled something about her not freaking out over him being a hanyou.

"So what? Your not that different than a human! So you have some extra abilities and cat ears you still have the heart and mind of a human!" She yelled.

Inuyasha gawked staring at the girl. 'Oh shit..' Sango thought 'she didn't just say..'

"Cat ears! These are dog ears you crazy wench!" He yelled.

"Cat, dog, bunny what is the big deal! Besides they looked like they were cat ears to me!" She yelled back at him. Miroku finally made his way out into the hallway next to Sango, his head throbbing from the amount of times it hit the floor. He watched the two people in the living room fight with amusement as well.

"Seriously?! I am a dog-demon! Well half but still!"

"How am I suppose to know! What guys can't be part cat demon?!" She exclaimed.

"No as a matter of fact they can't!" He scoffed, angered by her stubborn personality.

When the fighting didn't seem like it would ever end Miroku jumped in between the two "Alright enough let's settle down we have a lot of packing to do. Just apologize for what ever you did to each other and move on."

Kagome shot a look at Miroku who only returned the stare "Fine.." she huffed walking over to Inuyasha "I'm sorry Inuyasha." she said with sincerity.

He crossed his arms over his chest looking away "Keh, what ever."

Sango shook her head at the boy 'now your gonna get it..'

Kagome's mouth for a tight smile and she took a tight breathe through her teeth "Inu-yasha...this is..when you appologize back.." She seethed.

He looked at her "And what do I have to apologize for?" he asked.

She gawked "For calling me a wench that's what!"

"Keh, your still caught up on that?! Fine I'm so sooorrry I called you a wench, There happy?"

"Oh!" She said stomping her foot into the ground "You are such a jerk!" She exclaimed before turning on her heal and stomping away towards the kitchen.

"Seriously?! What did I do now?!" He yelled.

Sango merely shook her head before turning to go after her friend.

Miroku looked at his friend giving him a shrug before mouthing 'woman' and then walking towards away.

'Yeah woman is right.' Inuyasha thought.

"My god Sango the man is so inconsiderate!" Kagome yelled roughly wrapping a plate in newspaper before jamming it into the cardboard box.

"Well in light of what you told me, getting a bucket of water dumped on you is a bit harsh. And you didn't even offer him a change of clothes." Sango explained.

"Okay so it's my fault I don't have clothes for him to change into?" Kagome snapped.

"Kagome, i'm not targeting you. So calm down, i'm just trying to show you that maybe Inuyasha's actions justified what he said or did." Sango pleaded grabbing a dish from the cabinet.

"No body should call anyone a wench! It's rude and degrading!" Kagome yelled slamming another wrapped dish into the box.

"Oh speaking of rude and degrading, when do you wan't me and Miroku to take apart the guest bed?" Sango asked.

"Sango seriously don't change the subject." Kagome said looking at her friend.

Sango sighed and turned to look at Kagome handing her a stack of three plates "Look Kagome you just met the guy yesturday. The fact that he surprised you by coming over today shows something and maybe you should cut him some slack. For gods sake you dumped a bucket of water on him!" Sango cried out.

"He was the one who acted like a peeping tom!" Kagome said pointing towards the living room where Inuyasha sat.

"First I doubt he knew you didn't have pants on, second it isn't a peeping tom unless theres a telescope involved. Believe me Miroku drilled me about this for two hours once" Sango said the annoyance clear in her voice.

Kagome looked down at the dishes in her hands before speaking "I guess I did over react huh?" She said her tone softer now.

"A bit kaggy" Sango said walking over to Kagome "But it is expected because you are crushing on the guy."

Kagome threw the plates into the box not caring about them being wrapped or not "I am not!"

Sango rolled her eyes dropping her hands on her hips "Oh please! When ever he's around your all he stares at and when ever he talks to you, you blush. Face it kaggy your attracted to him."

"Okay maybe I find him attractive but I don't have a crush on him" Kagome said coldly.

"Oh come on kaggy don't do this to yourself. Let yourself live a little. It would be nice to let yourself get out there." Sango said with a soft smile.

Kagome rolled her eyes grabbing a coffee mug and wrapping it up "Thanks, but Sango i've only been divorced for two months, I think I need a lot longer before I am ready to move on." Kagome said tossing the cup into the box.

Sango nodded understanding where her friend was coming from "Okay, but don't mourn for too long. You don't want to miss out on something great."

Kagome nodded seeing her friend was only worrying about her she decided to change the subject instead of continueing a lost cause "Anyway I was thinking about burning the guest bed couch now."

Sango looked at her with an odd expression "Why? I like it."

"That is exactly why i'm burning it. You and Miroku have shown me you like it way to much." Kagome said laughing when Sango's face turned into a tomatoe.

Oh she was gonna hold this over her for the rest of her life.

"Miroku I am serious the girl drives me nuts!" Inuyasha said staring at the man beside him.

"Nuts how?" Miroku said leaning back into the couch.

"Bad nuts. She is so stubborn and has plenty of baggage." Inuyasha muttered.

"Well Inuyasha she did just go through a divorce," Miroku said "something like that isn't easy to get over in one night let alone two months."

"Yeah but that doesn't mean she has to take it out on me." He said resting his chin in his hands.

Miroku shook his head "Well you have to admit that you have been going at her, maybe not a lot, but your definitely hitting some buttons my friend."

"I am? How about her! She's practically pressed all my buttons!" He yelled.

"You and I both know that is not true. For as long as i've known you I have been able to see plenty of times when all your buttons were pushed and believe me it isn't pretty." Miroku said.

"Okay so maybe she's pushed a few, but she is still pushing them! And when she found out I was a hanyou she didn't even freak out?!" Inuyasha scoffed.

"Oh so that's what this is really about." Miroku guessed.

"What?" Inuyasha asked.

"You don't like that she didn't freak out. Big bad Inuyasha is a hanyou and little Kagome isn't scared. Ya know if I knew any better i'd say you liked her." Miroku smiled.

"Where the hell did you get that from?" Inuyasha spat eyeing the man with prestige suspicion.

"Oh well, remember a couple of months ago when you met that girl name Aerie at the bar and she didn't freak out over you being a hanyou?" Miroku said.

"Yeah why?" Inuyasha asked.

"Remember how you thought you were in love with her after that till you found out she was a total bitch?" Miroku asked.

Inuyasha nodded and Miroku made a slick motion with his hand "That's what happened here. Only you got to know Kagome a little before she found out. My guess is you were starting to like the girl and then her not freaking out over you being a hanyou was the icing on the cake."

"That is ridiculous! I don't like her like that!" Inuyasha stated.

Miroku sighed and shook his head "Fine what ever you say.."

Inuyasha leaned back and crossed his arms letting out a loud huff 'No way do I like that Kagome girl.' Inuyasha thought.

But then again, if he didn't like her why did the thought of her suddenly make his heart beat faster?

'Oh no' he thought 'Kami please don't let Miroku be right. He is never right'

but deep down Inuyasha felt a small warm that wanted Miroku to be right.

When the two banshees (Sango's nickname for them when they are fighting) finally decided to talk things out they hadn't expected it to go so smoothly.

Inuyasha had admitted to Kagome that he shouldn't of called her a wench and Kagome apologized for everything she did, bucket of water and all.

The two shared a warm embrace followed by awkward blushing.

It wasn't long before Sango and Miroku came bouncing in complaining of being hungry and wondering what they should do to satisfy their stomachs.

"Well we can't have ramen again that's for sure" Kagome stated.

Inuyasha gasped dramatically grabbing at his shirt where his heart would be "How could you say such an evil thing Kagome?!"

"Oh Inuyasha" she rolled her eyes "If you eat too much of that stuff it won't be good for you."

"Ramen is the food of the gods Kagome" He hissed. She rolled her eyes again and muttered a 'what ever' before carrying on.

"We could always go out to dinner you know?" Sango asked looking around.

Miroku nodded agreeing with his wife "Sounds like a good idea. We can't exactly eat here with everything almost being completely packed."

Kagome nodded looking at them "Doesn't sound like a bad idea to me, how about you Inuyasha?"

He smiled and shrugged "As long as it is a place with good ramen" He laughed. Kagome rolled her eyes again unable to listen anymore.

"Okay then I guess the Lotus fields is the place for us" Sango said.

"Yeah" Kagome nodded in agreement "Let me change and i'll meet you guys there okay?"

Sango and Miroku smiled "Good idea, by the time you get there well have a table and some appetizers ordered." Miroku smiled his mouth watering at the thought of a big dumpling being crammed into his mouth.

"I'll wait here with you" Inuyasha said glancing over at Kagome.

"No that's okay." She said.

"No really, i'll drive you, that way we can both park without having to circle the block twice trying to find two parking lots." Sango and Miroku agreed with Inuyasha before heading to the door.

Once they left Kagome felt weird 'boy they were pretty rushed' She thought before looking at Inuyasha. "You really don't have to drive me Inuyasha."

He shrugged "What ever I don't mind, now go get dressed." He said crossing his arms over his chest.

Kagome nodded and got up to go up the stares but not before turning to glance at the hanyou from the corner of her eye.

Something about him made her feel warm inside, like her body was healing herself.

She really hoped Sango was wrong when she said Kagome was crushing on someone.