The gang came up and carried The Leader of Smash Mouth's corpse into the clown car to take to the graveyard for its final goodbye. After it was squished inside roddy and friends also stuffed their way in. Rex sobbed in the backseat stroking the corpse holder. They zoomed by a Burger King and Bakura drooled. "GO BACK!" Bakura cried and smooshed his gorgeous face against the window. His slobber was getting everywhere and if he wasn't careful they would all end up drowning.
Rod Bob groaned and hit the brakes and turned around. "Hello, Its McDonalds. I would like to take your order please." An announcer said from the Taco Bell. "Okay, what do you guys want." Rod Stick asked the inhabitants of the clown car. "Ummm, I want a Chick-fila-a Deluxe Chicken Sandwich with a Grilled Chicken Cool Wrap and Waffle Potato fries and Hearty Breast of Chicken Soup." Bakura said, he was really hungry and his stomach desired the goods.
"Alright I'll take one Chick-fila-a Deluxe Chicken Sandwich with a Grilled Chicken Cool Wrap and Waffle Potato fries and Hearty Breast of Chicken Soup." Marik told the Subway employee. He did not bother to take the other orders of the other fools that inhabited the clown car because he did not give a fucking shit about anyone other than his minslave of course, Bakura.
The Goods were delivered into the waiting hands of the Rod Job and he handed Bakura his meal and drove into the night. "I have to go to the bathroom." Jaden Yuki said. Marik rolled his eyes as much as he could muster and his rod started seeing things. "I will turn this fucking car around if you disrespect me one more time." he said to the man and he raised his rod high to show his power. The car wobbled out of control and everyone screamed.
"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE REMOVE MARIK FROM THE DRIVERS SEAT! I AM FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE!" Aster pheonix cried as loud as he could over the big bad screaming of Roddy's rod. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Aster Pheonix started sobbing and chanting words from Jesus Christ, the big man upstairs. Praise him.
Aster started to sing verses from Hallelujah and Rex pounced on him. The circus mobile veered off the road and crashed into a sign post. The sign read "Domino City's Nice and Cool Cemetary." Their destination had been reached and Rod God made a booming laugh come from his rod. He stepped out of the clown car and looked around to inspect the damage. The sign had not told lies, it really was nice and cool.
"Come on all you mindslaves we're here at last!" Marik screamed and everyone plugged their ears. Bakura was used to eat and used his hands for stuffing food into his mouth hole. He really liked a lot of stuff in his holes if you know what I mean. But anyway, everyone climbed out of the clown car. It was time to bury their beloved Head Chief Joey Wheeler at this here cemetary. Everyone crowded around.
"EVERYBODY, HEAVE" Aster shouted and working together, Rod and Friends lifted the coffin of Joey high into the sky. Then they walked to the Funeral. The priest was there tapping his foot as they were late because they needed to get Bakura's Goods. "Sorry to keep you waiting Priest fellow I'm ready to begin if you are. My mindslaves are in number and at my command." Roddy said. Bakura walked away to get his food and not enough people were now carrying the coffin and fell ontop of the gang, crushing them.
Many had died on the tragedy on this day, but their burials were a story for another day. Luckily the important Mindslave Minions had survived. Natural selection at its finest. Biggy Rod used his psychic abilities to lift the corpse container high into the sky and over to where his mound plot was. "You fucking pieces of shit can't do anything right. I have to do it ALL by myself as FUCKING PER USUAL, YOU SWINE!" Father Rod screamed high into the sky. Up there, Jesus was watching and disappointed. He sees all.
"We are gathered here on this fine crisp morning to celebrate the passing of Joey-" The Priest began but was cut off by the pained screams of Rex Raptor still underneath the clown car. "LET ME DIE!" Rex said quietly. "LET ME BE WITH HIM!" Rex said more louder this time. Marik shook his head, of fucking course Rex had to ruin this fine occasion with his bullshit. At this moment Marik really did feel like letting Rex just die but he walked over there and rodded him out. "You'll thank me later." Marik said sexily and Rex crawled to the coffin and hugged it not wanting to ever let go. "OPEN IT UP! LET ME IN THERE TOO! LET ME JUST FUCKING DIE, PLEASE, I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE ON." Rex said. "God wouldn't like to hear that. He always has a plan for you." Aster pheonix said. "THERE IS NO GOD!" Rex replied and everybody gasped. "IF THERE WERE A FUCKING GOD HE WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN JOEY AWAY!" Marik narrowed his stuff, but he nodded. Rex was right, there was only Anubus our lord and savior.
"Carry on your Lord." Aster told the holy man on this holy day. The prist popped open his book thing and continued loud. "We are gathered here today to bury Joey Wheeler, the lead singer of Smash Mouth." he called. Rex started crying even harder. The priest kept saying the vows but nobody could hear them over Rex but nobody said anything. Aster got to his knees and began to pray.
Soon the guy closed his big big big book and walked away. His job was done, it was up to the Rod gang to do the rest. "It's time to bury him." Rod Bod said sadly. He knew this day would come. "I WONT LET YOU. YOU CANT DO THIS!" Rex screamed and Roddy widened. "Do not make this any more difficult than it has to be you stupid fucking idiot. Everybody here makes me want to KILL MYSELF" Marik screamed and walked away, he needed a moment. The friends could hear his Rod sounds from miles away and thats exactly where he went. With the power of the mill. rod anything was possible though and he beamed back. Everybody had shovels and started digging a hole, the biggest of the big.
Rod Friends worked long and hard on that blessed spiritual occasion, but their work paid off when they stepped back to admire the hole. Marik did that often when he was alone with Bakura if you know what I mean, it really was a very nice and tight butthole. HmMGM. Rain pellets began to bombard the pals and Rod's rod bubbled as his clothes got wet. Jesus was crying. Although up there in the heavens above the Joey angel was prancing around with that savior himself, Jesus was also sad to see him so missed by his earthling friends.
Marik walked over to heave the the coffin into the hole but was stopped by Rex's little gremlin fingers attacking his legs like an angry pussy cat. "DON'T PUT HIM IN THE GROUND!" Rex shrieked like a banshee, and threw himself into the hole instead. Marik rolled his eyes. "Can somebody, like, fucking make Rex shut up." Marik said and Rex cried even more times. Marik reached down there and threw Rex upwards into the sky and he landed back out of the hole, where he belonged. The only person meant for their creation was the corpse of Emperor Smash Mouth. Rex started eating dirt.
He used his telekenetic Mindslave Powers to enslave the coffin and move it into their Nice and Tight Hole. Rex was still throwing a temper tantrum, but Bakura was having the time of his life playing in the mud. Marik was surrounded by literal children.
"SILENCE" Marik screamed but nobody did the silence. It was the same fucking thing day in and day out for that Rod Man. "Close him up, Aster." Marik said with long glare. Aster obeyed for even through rain and snow he would follow the orders of others if Jesus was watching. And watching he was. Jesus smiled upon him, knowing that when Aster's time was up he would join him in his kingdom. But right now he was alive and well and put dirt ontop of Joey's coffin. "Quando sono sola
sogno all'orizzonte
e mancan le parole,
si lo so che non c'è luce" Rex suddenly got up from eating dirt and began singing, loud and proud as tears fell and fell and fell. Everyone gasped. They turned to the sound of his voice and watched as Rex just let it all out. He grabbed his heart through his clothes as rain poured down getting him all wet.
"in una stanza quando manca il sole,
se non ci sei tu con me, con me.
Su le finestre
mostra a tutti il mio cuore" Dino boy continued on with his melodic opera. Roddy and his pals stared down at him in amazement, even Bakura who had stopped making mud pies and eating them. Aster wanted to look too, but he had a more important job to do, and Aster always got the jobs entrusted upon him by the Lord done. Rex's eyes were open as wide as they could muster, but his body was narrowing more and more by the second. He couldn't tell if the moistness on his face was the rain or if it were his own tears.
"Time to say goodbye.
Paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te,
adesso sì li vivrò.
Con te partirò" It was the climax of the song and Rex was now really feeling it. He screeched out the high notes and everyone felt God's presence in that moment. It was heartbreaking for sure. The gang all closed their eyes and looked down as Rex belted it out still crying. He paused and just broke down, crying and screaming and people let him have his freak out. Marik rubbed his rod in silence.
Suddenly a light popped up right next to Rex and he saw a man that he knew all too well but he was also transparent like a ghost. Everyone gasped.
"Quando sei lontana
sogno all'orizzonte
e mancan le parole,
e io si lo so
che sei con me, con me," The Spirit of Joey Wheeler began singing alongside Rex, his eyes closed due to the passion of the words of the beautiful operatic piece. Jesus was truly with them that night and he nodded his approval from above. The gang deserved this blessing and so did the leader of Smash Mouth.
Rex looked to his left and reached out his hand to Angel Joey's, and Angel Joey looked back at him with hearts in his eyes. Their hands encased eachothers and even though Angel Joey was transparent and all they could still touch. Joey not only touched Rex via his hands but also via his heart as well, and perhaps with his ween later on. That last one is a cruel lie because Joey is dead and his ween can never be touched again. "tu mia luna tu sei qui con me,
mio sole tu sei qui con me,
con me, con me, con me." His beautiful angelic voice sang and sang. Joey's halo glowed in the dim lighting of the cemetary. Rex couldn't pry his eyes away from him. Just when he thinks Joey Wheeler is gone for good in a twist of fate he makes a return and is back and better than ever, baby.
"Time to say goodbye.
Paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te,
adesso sì li vivrò." Angel Joey moved his angel wings over Rex, shelding him from the rain's physical assault. Someone should really call the proper authorities because that was just downright illegal in this here Domino City.
It was time for the moment everyone had waited for with bated breath. While holding eacohothers hands the duo of Rex and Angel Joey sang together for the final verse of the piece.
"con te io li rivivrò.
Con te partirò
su navi per mari
che, io lo so," they sang in perfect harmony with eachother and the rain poured even harder as the angels up in heaven played the instruments. Nobody would ever forget this moment and how Rex and Angel Joey touched their hearts. Aster began to cry it was so touching for him and his religion.
"no, no, non esistono più,
con te io li rivivrò.
Con te partirò...
Io con te." The song was over. It was their first duet and their last. Angle Joey smiled at Rex. The time had come for him to go back to where he belonged in Heaven. He waved goodbye to everyone and they all waved back emotionally. Then he floated up into the sky and disappeared into the stars.
All of the sudden the rain stopped slamming down. Rex looked up at the sky and he saw a rainbow forming where Joey had left into the sky. RIP Joey Wheeler January 25 1996 - June 6th 2014, you need to rememeber there will always be a rainbow after the storm.