Rod and Friends™ travelled all the way home laughing with glee in the clown car. Unfortunately due to the extreme conditions from their accident it had broken down a little but do not worry about that because Marik took out his flip phone and called for a mechanic. Anyways, the Rod took back to the road with his mane flowing in the wind. Bakura rolled down a window and stuck his head out of it. Marik shook his head, he acted like a fucking cross between a toddler and a dog.
"mMhMmmMmmMmMmmMmHmMMmMmg." Marik said and cranked up the volume on the music player. He stopped at each house to let his pathetic mindslave minions exit the vehicle and get out of his sight for good. Finally, everyone was GONE! "Farewell, you fucking idiots." The one and only Rod said as he pulled into the driveway. "Oh my god I love it." Bakura said and they opened the door to find that Jaden Yuki inside with a party hat on his weird shaped head. "SURPRISE!" He said with a smile and sprinkled confetti and balloons on them. "WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT I JUST GOT RID OF YOU" Marik caw caw'd like a bird out of his mouth hole. Jaden Yuki showed Marik the piece of paper in his hand. It was a plane ticket to Hawaii. "For you and your mindslave rose, it's on me." Jaden said.
Marik made a rod noise so loud it could be heard from all over the world. "It's about fucking time me and my mindslave got some RESPECT around here. It's finally time for our honeymoon!" he said after he screamed. He looked at Bakura but Bakura had left already to go the bathroom and he fell in. Once a mindslave always a mindslave they always say. After Marik had helped him out like the sensible rod stick he was it was time to leave to start packing. "Goodbye Jaden and Yuki and good fucking riddance." Roddy screeched as he and his mindslave rose rode off into the night.
They had to catch their flight and time was running out. They rode and rode and rode much like Bakura had often rode Marik if you know what I mean. Then Rod Bod zoomed right past their house. "Oh shit, what about Baby Gramps?" he cried out but did not stop driving. "Who?" Bakura said. Marik did not have time for this and pushed on the mega accelerate button on his motorcycle to really start going.
The legend of the rod bob had begun. His fire boosters kicked in and shot out of his exhaust. "YEEEEEHAAAAAAW!" Marik yelled as his inferno killed innocent civilians, but it was a price that had to be paid. He arrived at the airport instantly. Blood was splattered on his motorcycle and the air around them burst into flames due to Rod Stick's fury. The nerve of those mindslaves to go and die and get their gross fluids on his friend. He'd kill them if they weren't already dead. Whatever, he'd do something about that later and jumped off of his darling and all the way into the airport. Bakura ran after him, he just wasn't quite as quick. "HELLO OFFICERS OF THE LAW I'D LIKE TO GET THROUGH QUICKLY" Biggy Rod said to the security guards at the front. "HERE IS MY PLANE TICKET I SUPPOSE THIS WILL BE ENOUGH IDENTIFICATION FOR YOU FUCKING FOOLS?" Marik continued more as the officers sweat nervously. "Uh, sir you're gonna have to go through our machine to make sure you don't have any metal on you. We really hate that stuff." Rod wasn't a patient man but he obeyed and passed through the checker. Alarms wen't wee woo wee woo wee woo and the lights flicked red. Shit, his mill. rod had set it off. "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND" The officers said and Rod widened.
"MINDSLAVE DONT LOOK THIS COULD GET MESSY" Rod Job warned as he raised his rod high into the air. He didn't like when he had to resort to this but it was all he could do. Blood splattered onto the floor and the officers fell down screaming. The mill. rod had saved Marik once again. A nearby family saw and began dialing the police in a panic, crying. "NOT SO FAST YOU FUCKING FOOLS" Marik screamed he was really feeling it. He pointed his mill. rod and beams shot out of it and knocked the phone down. The airport was in a panic, there was a rod on the loose. "Come on Mindslave we have but moments to waste" the rod himself said and ran towards the plane. But wait, where was his Mindslave? He looked around but the bunny boy was no where to be found. "WHO HERE HAS STOLEN MY MINDSLAVE" He lifted his head and screamed to the heavens. Uh oh. More police charged towards him from all different directions and pointing guns. "Sir you're coming with us we can't let you stay here." they said.
"HIIIIIII-YAHHHH!" Mr. Rod leaped into the air and jump kicked every policeman by spinning quickly in a circle. While they were in a daze he kung fu slapped one of them and snatched away the gun. The biggest officer of them pounced on Marik and they all followed suit one after the other like a huge football tackle pile. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" That rod screamed but was muffled by the uniforms of the fat men. His rod impaled them one after the other and shot out of the stomachs in slow motion. With his gigantic muscular arms he hauled them off and stood up and frantically searched for his Mindslave Rose, his most valuable mindslave. "MINDSLAVE ROSE!? WHERE ARE YOU!?" A helicopter was in the building and whirling around. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP" A Rod Enemy called down from there. There were a bunch of lights all pointing at his rod.
He was getting desperate. He ducked down as bullets were shot at him, narrowly escaping. Bakura finally made it to the airport door just in time to see Marik get shot in the arm. It took him so long because he stopped for nachos on the way there. "MINDSLAVE ROSE!" The gardener called from across the room and began to run towards him. Bakura was horrified to say the least. The Roddiest snatched him by the arm and they began to slow-mo run to the area with all of the airplanes. Behind them everything was exploding.
"FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SHIT" Marik was screaming and he leaped on top of a jumbo jet flying in the air. He busted open the window with his bare fists. There was 2 entire pilots sitting in there and Rod Man slapped them out of the window. They fell to their deaths. Bakura laughed.
Marik took the microphone and began screaming to the innocent civilians riding this plane. "THIS IS YOUR PILOT ROD GUY THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH US TODAY" he screeched and squacked and everyone looked extremely uncomfortable. He took a long stringy rope thing out of his rod storage. There was little time left. He opened the window that the pilots fell out of and threw the rope down for his mindslave rose. "GRAB ON" he yelled to Bakura who did as he was told and climbed up as slowly as he could. The rope hurt his fragile hands and he began to cry but he kept going knowing the promised rod would await him. Thank Anubis.
Soon he was safe inside the plane just as Marik dropped the rope and the velocity of its drop caused a gas explosion. As Rod Stick drove the plane into the sunset everyone on the plane could hear the screams of their families burning to death. The man and his mindslave were finally on their way- or so they thought. Marik was also hugging Bakura super super close while driving the plane and was not paying attention when he saw another one heading right towards him. He gasped. He was on the wrong lane.
He tried to veer off the course but it was too late, the jet planes crashed into one another and landed into the pacific ocean beneath them. "BUCKLE UP YOUR SEATBELTS EVERYONE, YOU ARE IN FOR A WILD RIDE!" The savior, rod man, called out into the microphone. Bakura clapped his hands at the drowning gurgles outside. This was probably the best day of his 3000 year long life. Less good for that Mindslave Rose and his gardener was that now water was rising at a rapid pace. "MINDSLAVE ROSE! TAKE THIS!" Rod Job tossed him a cool wet suit with a snorkle and everything. "Um I can't swim" Bakura said. Marik took out an inflatable boat and chunked it out of the shattered window. He pushed his mindslave out of there and into its welcoming embrace. Things were going pretty alright for the rod and pals.
Marik climbed out of there too and what he saw was absolute ruin, maybe even worse than the wreckage of his wedding reception. 2 jumbo jets were slowly sinking into the sea and from the tip top of 1 of them he saw people jumping to their deaths. It was very high up there and if the fall didn't kill them the freezing water below would freeze them to death. Rod learned that from the hit movie Titanic starring Adam Sandler and Kate winslet. "Row row row your boat gently down the stream" Marik sang with a smile through the ocean of blood, carnage was getting all over his paddles.
Bakura clapped his hands again and started singing a song. Bakura was not very good at a lot of things and singing was definetly one of them. "Mindslave rose could you like shut up? Thanks" Marik told him while they paddled onwards. A stray limb with out a body floated past them and Roddy did a little satisfied "mmgMgm."
Days and days and days past. The duo of the rose and the gardener were tired and cold and hungry. "Marik please my tummy hurts" Bakura cried and tears began to fill up the boat. They were going to drown. "Mindslave calm down I've got this under control" Roddent screeched and pushed on the turbo button that he had installed with the mill. rod. They were on their way. They zoomed faster than a rod on the edge to that Hawaii island and this time there was nothing in his way. Rod started seeing things, images of people dying and getting crushed by their jumbo boat but it could have only been a hallucination right? Well anyway it only took minutes and soon they were there, they had made it all the way to the country of Hawaii.
"HAHAHAHA ALOHA YOU IMBECILES" Marik laughed as the boat crashed onto the "Welcome to Hawaii" sign on the beach. He looked over to Bakura to give him the good ol welcome but then he gasped. His mindslave rose was on the floor of the beach and he wasn't breathing. Marik started screaming. He didn't want this but another sacrifice had to be made.
His rod rushed forward to a Hawaiian native chilling out with his crew. "Hellu my brutha. My name is Ekewaka." Uh oh, he thought Marik was his brutha. That rod man was very tan and muscular and looking so fine on these here Hawaii Islands but he was Egyptian. "Um...hi...my name is Namu." Namu (That's really Roddy) said to Ekewaka. "Oh cool like the killer orca at SeaWorld." Wakalaka was completely convinced. Rod lured him over to where his mindslave rose lay cold with Hawaiian Punch on a string. Hawaiian Punch was the only known weakness of the natives.
"Namu" knew what had to be done and he reached deep into Shakalaka's chest and pulled out his remaining life and shoved it into Bakura. Bye, Ekelaka. Bakura smelled the sweet scent of pineapple and coconut's growing on the trees and he opened his eyes and puked. Fruits & veggies made him fucking sick to his stomach.
"MINDSLAVE ROSE!" Marik sobbed and held his mindslave closs to his chest. Puke got on his pirate shirt but Rod just did not care. "Um" some more natives gathered around curiously rubbing their chins. "Uh oh." The rod said. Just when things start looking up they go right back down again. "Did you just kill Wakale." They chanted in unison. "...I am Namu, your Lord." The Hawaiians gasped, this tale had been fortold in many legends passed down from ancestor to ancestor.
Then all of the foolish Hawaiian natives bowed down like the mindslaves they were. "Yes, excellent. Now my children you must escort me to this here honeymoon resort." Roddy told them and held up a picture of a funky little place called "Grand Hyatt Kauai". "Me and my mindslave here ar on our honeymoon and we've already had a fucking horrible day. Make us wait any longer and YOU WILL REGRET IT" he got madder at the end and raised his rod warningly. The Hawaiians did not wait another minute and bowed once more and then lifted "Namu" (But actually Rod Bod) and his Mindslave Bakura up high into the air and began walking towards the fabled resort.
They were put on earth to do this very task, the scriptures told. "All hail Namu" they chanted. Roddent did not even need to turn these fools into his mindslaves. They were mindslaves to begin with. "Hurry up I'm bored" Bakura whined and did a little yawn with a hand on his hip. "YOU HEARD WHAT MY ROSE SAID YOU BETTER DARN SKIPPY GET GOING YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY" Marik screamed and blasted one of the natives carrying them down with a blast from his rod to demonstrate his power. They fell to the ground with a scream and the rest of them quickly picked up the pace. They could see the resort in sight.
They stepped on the body of their fallen comrade and Marik heard a crunchy sound and it wasn't from Bakura's mouth chomping down on a delicious hamburger. It was the sound of a Hawaiian bone shattering from the thundering feet of his worshippers. Whatever. His religious followers plopped he and his Rose down at the door of the awesome resort that Jaden Yuki had booked for them. The Hawaiians got down on their knees and bowed before his might. "Namu" (it's Rod Bob, don't worry) looked down upon them, pleased at the sight. Bakura opened the big door and the Rod at his side gasped...the sight on that day he would never forget.
Inside of there was Adam Sandler, American President. "ADAM!" Marik ran over to him, he was geeking out a little because Adam Sandler was his favorite actor. Adam pulled down his sunglasses so Marik could see his eyes. "And you are...?" RodMan was offended that he wasn't recognized but because it was Adam Sandler he could forgive it. "I'M ROD GUY! YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" He raised his rod to show him that he told the truth.
Adam Sandler, the celebrity himself found himself hypnotized by The Rod. "My lord Namu I am here to assist you" Adam bowed down before him and kissed his feet. Marik squealed in delight. He had had many roddy dreams about this for years and years and finally it had become a reality. Adam Sandler was his mindslave.
"Namu" moaned loudly in pleasure and Bakura said "Ewwwwww" He looked at the Mind Adam Sandler with disgust. Bakura hated hated hated his movies. What a sell out. "Come on let's get out here" he said to his gardener. "Mindslave how DARE YOU DISRESPECT NOT ONLY ME BUT ADAM SANDLER. Have you forgotten that our very first DATE was whilst seeing the hit film 50 First Dates? If so then you can get out of my sight." Marik screamed at him. Right now Adam was the priority and Bakura needed to respect that. "Lord Namu...please do not let me interfere with you and your mindslave rose's honeymoon. I know that you have waited many a day for this ocassion." Mind Adam Sandler said with kindness in his voice for his savior. It warmed Marik right in his rod.
Rod and his pal headed up the stairs to their room. It was the biggest one they had, that Jaden Yuki had finally done something right. Bakura threw himself onto the bed and spread out his legs. Roddy looked at him and smiled fondly, he loved his Mindslave Rose more than anything and anyone in this world, even more than he loved Adam Sandler's movies.