[Drakken's Evil Lair – Old Volcano Hideout]
"N-now Shego, le-let's t-t-talk about this" The cerulean skinned man slowly backed into the corner of his office. He froze as his back rubbed against a lamp.
"Sure, we can talk. We can talk, after I BURN OFF EVERY SINGLE HAIR ON YOUR BODY!" Bare fists clenched at her sides engulfed by flames that have melted her gloves.
As Shego was within arm's reach he lifted the lamp, slamming his hand on the red button that was hidden underneath.
The floor gave way, and Shego landed in a clear cell. Furious, she blasted a sphere of plasma at it only to find that it merely disintegrated as the ceiling closed up again.
Sighing relieved, Drakken wiped the sweat off his brow. Hitting the red button again, the glass prison was lifted out of the ground, and hovered above. "Like I was saying Shego-"
"LET ME OUT!" she hollered continuing to blast spheres in an attempt to melt the prison.
"It was vital to turn you into … part of the male gender society." Turning around he pressed a button, which opened the curtains in his office" You see, I've noticed something. Kim Possible has a weakness! "
Walking to the edge of the cell, Shego concentrated forming plasma in the shape of a lance. Charging at the other side it managed to puncture the wall. With a grin, she followed it up with several punches that successfully broke her prison cell. "That's a new one, a sort of plasma proof cell. Too bad it can only withstand so much heat"
"Sh-She broke it!"
"I told you not to underestimate her" a familiar French accent was heard.
Jumping out of the cell, Shego landed in front of a dull blue haired villainess. "Great, I could barely stand one blue- "
Electronique merely smiled warmly, cupping both of Shego's cheeks; then suddenly sent a small voltage through her gloves.
The voltage was small enough for Shego to only be dazed by it, squinting her eyes Shego rammed her forehead at Electronique's nose, breaking it, tears blurred Electronique's eyes as she fell backward. "Dirty trick, I'll have to remember that one"
"NOW!"
[Kim's house]
"Hey guys I need your he-" The red head rushed downstairs just in time to see Monique throw Bonnie off the couch.
" We-We just need to get Ron out of the bathroom, he's been in there for quite some time"
Walking over to the first floor bathroom, Kim knocked on the door. "Ron are you okay in there?"
"KIM!" sobbing could be heard from the other side of the door
"Ron!" Turning the knob Kim opened the door to see the petite girl on the floor." What's the matter?!"
"I can't stop the bleeding!"
"What bleeding? I thought Shego was the only one that was hurt!"
"No! Not cause of that!" Ron leaned forward holding his stomach.
Bonnie leaned against the doorway "Possible, it seems Ronalda is experiencing her first period."
"Oh…"
Monique rubbed the back of her head. "Do you have anything?"
"I just ran out, can you guys go to the store while I try to track down Shego?"
"No-" Bonnie grunted quietly as she was elbowed in the stomach again.
"We'll be back"
[Drakken's evil Lair ]
Groaning quietly, Shego found herself hovering above the ground. Her hands and feet bound together by shackles and covered by a cylinder shaped piece of equipment. "Drakken" she hissed as the throbbing in her head subsided.
"How are you feeling?"
Shego's eyes wandered to the source of the voice and found Electronique. "I thought you left the bad side…"
"I did" Wiping Shego's face with a handkerchief, she smiled. A bandage was placed across her nose.
"Then why are you here?"
"To take care of you" she whispered
"Good! You're awake Shego."
"DRA- … who the hell are you?"
The short blonde haired girl in front of her gasped. "You don't remember me?"
Looking the blonde up and down, Shego shook her head. "Not really, did I take you out for drinks?"
"You did more than that"
"Did we fuck?"
The blonde blushed as she stuttered "Yo-You don't remember?!"
"Not really" Shego shrugged
"But we didn't technically, I mean you made me-"
"I don't think that's really relevant right now Adrena Lynn" the blue ex-villainous than coughed.
[Kim's house]
"I GOTTA PUT THIS WHERE?!" Ron hollered.
"Tell me you guys didn't…"Kim pinched the bridge of her nose
"I didn't" Mon looked over at Bonnie
"What? I thought it would help more"
Kim knocked on the door. "Ron just… follow the instructions"
Bonnie snickered, and was bonked on the head "Hey!"
"Go get a different one!"
"Fine" Bonnie walked out of the house.
"Ron, never mind. Just hold on for a few minutes more."
"I never knew girls had it so HARD!" Ron continued to sob
"Ron, don't freak out… it's something normal. It's just a friendly reminder that your body is well tuned and you're ready for reproduction."
"Yeah, don't worry Ron. You'll get use to the cramps"
"CRAMPS I GET THOSE TOO?!"
Monique slapped her forehead "He's not crying because of cramps?"
"You can take pain killers, or eat a banana and it'll go away" Kim assured
"Kim?"
Looking down at her wrist Kimmunicator "Go Wade"
"I've managed to locate Shego, and Drakken. Some recent activity suggests that they are in the old volcano hideout. "
"Ride?"
"It'll be there in five minutes"
"You rock Wade"
The boy smiled and gave thumbs up, as the screen turned off.
[Drakken's lair]
"Let's start from the beginning Shego, the great Kim Possible has one major weakness-"
Unenthusiastically Shego mumbled "boys."
"BOYS!" Drakken exclaimed "Now with my incredible genius I found a way to change that 'x' chromosome into a 'Y'! Genetically Altering Y-chromosome, G.A.Y for short ."
"…"Shego began to laugh "GAY? YOU CALLED IT GAY?"
"Although it requires direct contact, but it can physically change the appearance of the subject. Though I did create it to be contagious" Drakken continued to mumble on
Gritting her teeth "So you intended for me to remain as a GUY!"
Drakken flinched "Well no… I mean I wanted to get the sidekick too."
[In the Helicopter]
"I don't understand how you guys get through this every month" Ron groaned.
"For future reference, when your wife isn't in the mood. Now you know why"
"We'll be arriving soon Miss Possible"
"Thank you, Mr. Gordon" Sliding the door open Kim could see the volcano in the distance."Everybody know the plan?"
"Go for Drakken" Ron said while standing up
"Help Ron" Bon said as she strapped on the parachute
"Make sure no one hits the self-destruct button that is usually nearby" Mon walked behind Kim.
"Great let's go!" Kim jumped off the plane, after a good distance of free falling, she pulled the cords and the parachute opened. Everyone followed soon after.
[Inside the Hideout]
"Anyway Shego, who better to seduce Kim Possible than you! You're smart, cunning, determined, and attractive!"
"You're kind of going along the lines of sexual harassment, Dr.D. Any who, why'd you want to make her a guy anyway? I thought you wanted her out of the way."
"It wasn't all Drakken's plan" Adrena smiled up at Shego "To publically humiliate Kim Possible was my idea. So was the thought of using you as temptation."
"Temptation? You make me sound like some forbidden fruit or something"
Adrena pulled Shego down by her collar. "oh you are"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you" Electronique pointed at her nose.
Adrena pulled Shego forward, but before their lips could meet, Adrena was tackled by Kim.
"I swear blondes just can't keep their hands off of me" Shego sighed relieved
"Go to plan B!" Drakken shouted before turning around to face a duo of a brunette and a blonde. Rubbing his chin he looked at the blonde. "Have we met before?"
"Duh! It's Stoppable!"
"huh, at least one part of the plan worked as planned."
Ron grabbed Drakken by the collar of the shirt. "HOW DO I REVERSE THIS?"
"Y- ELECTRONIQUE!"
Sending a small spark of electricity through the pipes, the light bulb above them exploded. Dashing to push Ron away, and grabbing Drakken. Electronique opened the trap door threw Drakken down.
"Wait for me" Throwing Kim off Adrena headed toward the light, but Ron grabbed her by the wrist. Grabbing the girl ,she fell backward down the trap door onto the speed boat. "GO GO!"
"RON!"