The flight back to Domino City was long and treacherous, but Rod Man (he is not Bird Man anymore) and his Rose overcame every obsticle in their way. "Welcome back!" that Jaden Yuki said when they opened the door to their cool house. He was chilling out on the couch while their only son Baby Gramps screamed and cried on the floor. "WHAT THE SHIT JADEN YUKI!?" Marik said. He could not believe his little grandpa was given the kind of treatment. Roddy picked him up and tossed him back into his cage at once.
Bakura, Rod's most treasured mindslave, stepped into their house and basked in it's messy glory. Jaden Yuki was almost as bad at cleaning up after himself as Bakura was. Oh no, things were getting a little uncomfortable for his little thing though. Bakura whipped it out and peed all over the floor. Jaden Yuki screamed. "Haha, whoops." Bakura said as if it was not his intention.
"OH MY GOD MINDSLAVE" Marik screamed too. Now there was pee all over the floor. While he tried to figure out what to do about this problem, Baby Gramps broke free of his cage because it was so rusted and crawled to the drawer thing under the sink. He had not eaten in days and he craved something so he picked up some bleach with his gross wrinkly hands. Jaden Yuki saw the whole thing unfold before his eyes and screamed again. "BABY GRAMPS, LOOK OUT!" He ran over and knocked it out of the hands. Marik rolled his eyes so much and shouted "I'm in the middle of something Baby Gramps could you like stop crying? Thanks." He took him out of Jaden Yuki's hands and threw him back into his cage, where he belonged. "I think you need to take him to the hospital, he might have drunken some icky bleach stuff, dude." Jaden advised wisely, he always knew.
Marik narrowed. "Don't you DARE try and tell me how to raise my son. I am a wonderful father." he said all wise and stuff. Bakura walked over to Rod Bod and peed on his shoe. Rod ran over to the phone and called the police.
"Hello it's 911. What is your order please?" The police said on the other line. "I'VE GOT A MINDSLAVE WITH ME RIGHT NOW HE'S OUT OF CONTROL I NEED SOME ASSISSTANCE RIGHT AWAY! I THINK HE'S DYING!" Marik squacked and flapped his arms like they were still wings. Having his mindslave flesh back would take some getting used to. The police hung up the phone, the incident at the airport had not been forgotten. They feared him.
Baby gramps drifted off into sleep and Jaden Yuki got out his future cell phone to call for an ambulance. Whatever. Bakura was still peeing. Rod Man went over to try and get him to stop through force but he slipped and fell in the pee. Bakura rubbed his tender, swollen breasts. "BAKURA? YOUR TITTIES?" Marik questioned. Bakura's pee wouldn't stop coming out, the sirens started wee wooing. The liquids was causing a flood warning in the area.
Poison Control broke through the door and took Baby Gramps away into their car thing, zooming into the setting sun. Bye, Baby Gramps. Jaden Yuki left too, Bakura's peeing was seriously squicking him out. "OH MY GOD, WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DRINK, MINDSLAVE?" Marik asked in a birdish tone. The pee scent was filling the room, it was kind of like when Roddy killed Adam Sandler and all he could smell was blood, but now all he could smell was pee. Bakura finished and put his small wee away. "I'm hungry." he said and crossed his arms, he desired the goods. "Right now we have more important things to deal with. Like your tender, swollen breasts. Like is that fucked up or what?" Marik screeched. "Uh oh" Bakura said and whipped it out and went over to the kitchen and peed in the oven. Marik screamed. "MINDSLAVE DON'T DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN YOU FOOL?" But it was too late, the oven erupted into flames. That's just what happens. Rod runned over in panic, he was a mindslave on the edge.
He took out his rod and put out the fire with his powerful fluids. The battle between the two elements was hard, much like his rod, but in the end Rod overcomes all and reigned dominant over the flames. "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US ALL, MINDSLAVE ROSE!" Bakura laughed and let his pee trickle on Marik's shoes. This was the best day ever for that little mindslave.
Rod Man felt himself narrowing so much as Bakura laughed more and more as the pee came. "DO NOT DISRESPECT ME!" He screamed and jumped up and down. The floor rumbled on the first jump, but Marik paid it no warning. When he jumped a second time, the floor broked and there was a huge hole. He ruled over Earth as well as Fire, soon he would master every element he was just so strong. "MWAGH!" Rod said as he began to rod himself out, the hole might be big but Marik was even bigger. Do not underestimate his physical capibility. "OWWIE!" Bakura said, clutching his tum tum. He must have run out of pee.
"I don't like it!" he cried and burst into tears, they trailed down his body and mixed with his urine. Rod screeched and squawked. "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? I'M SCARED" Bakura laughed at his face, the mood swings were here. "You look stupid." He puked on his shoe and then pulled the wee out and peed on it. "YAY!" he clapped. Marik widened in realization. "Rose, I think there may be another mindslave inside of you once more!" he said and pointed at his tummy right there. Bakura growled at his gardener in disgust. "No I'm just hungry." he said and went to the fridge. His liquids trailed behind him as he walked. It may have been one of the most disgusting things that Rod Guy had ever seen, and let me tell you he has seen some things.
He lifted his head to the heavens and screamed, the sound resounded all around the world. "We need to get you on birth control, surely that will take care of the problem!" he said suddenly, that Roddy wasn't so dumb after all.
Marik put his hands together in prayer. "Gregory Goodwin Pincus, I have been very good this year. Please, hear my plea... my Mindslave... he needs help." Marik whispered very quietly. Even though he was so very silent he knew that the big inventor in the sky could hear him no matter what. There was a knock on the door, his praying had been effective.
"GREGORY!" Marik said and slapped the grandpa on the back and brought him in a hug. In his hand was a bottle of his own special medicine, the birth control he desired. "Use it wisely." Gregory Goodwin Pincus whispered into Marik's ear and then disappeared. A single tear slid down Marik's cheek at the old man's kindness. "Mindslave rose..." Rod Man crept up on his Mindslave and tackeled him to the ground, shoving every birth control down his throat as the Big Man, Gregory Goodwin Pincus had commanded. Instructions were not necessary.
Bakura's throat was used to having things shoved down it and the pills were absolutely no problem. He finished all 42 of them with a gulp and then stood up and clapped. "Now after this you will never be pregnant again! What should we name him?" Rod questioned, stroking his rod in thought. "I don't care." Bakura yawned and peed again.
"It's time to end this." Marik said and called up his most trusted mindslave, Aster Pheonix. "Thank you for calling and God Bless you. How can I help you?" the nurse said kindly. "I'VE GOT A MINDSLAVE WITH AN ATTITUDE AND HE'S CARRYING ANOTHER MINDSLAVE INSIDE OF HIM! PLEASE SAVE HIM I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT" he screamed into the line. Aster was incredibly confused. "Very well I'll be there as soon as I can, I know this is all in God's plan." He hung up and got in his car. Rod Stick put the phone down and looked at the house in despair. He was almost up to his neck in pee.
There was another kick and Bakura puked everywhere and a little more pee leaked out of his little thing at the sudden movement. The puke mixed in with all of the pee and floated towards Marik. "Eww." He said and rodded away from it and towards the door. He opened it and all of the pee fwooshed out of there. Thank goodness that trouble was over and done with.
"PEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEE" Bakura screamed and the biggest pee of them all came out and engulfed the neighborhood in a tsunami of stinky Mindslave Piss. Marik rolled the rods in his eyes. Enough of the nonsense. "MMMGMGMGMGM!"
Rod Man absorbed every pee into his own rod with the powers of the Mill Rod, or maybe it was just his weird biology. Nothing could stop him, he was truly a monster. Rod looked to the sky and to the stars. Was God watching? Was he ashamed? It was super difficult to believe that innocent civilians drowning in piss could be apart of God's plan like Aster had said but only time could tell.