After a hards days work getting rid of his Alchoholic Problems Marik headed all the way home but on the way there he sees him. It's his Mindslave Rose! Sitting all by his lonesome looking rosier than ever. "ROSE!" Marik shouted running over to him and it was kind of like tat scene in Titanic where Jack Dawson says it, imagine that, because that is how Marik is saying Rose right now. He missed that lil guy so much because he wasnt there when he woke up that morning if you remember guys.
"What" Mindslave Rose said to Marik and then looked up at him. He groaned loudly. Uhg, his Husband the Gardener kept finding him no matter where he go. "Hi Marik" he said to the Rod Man. "Lets go out to dinner as celebratation! Also I'm getting alchohol assistance so no need to worry" Rod shouted down to his little husband. Rose didnt really know what they were celebrating exactly and didn't really care like at all about what Marik had to say but his bunny ears perked right up at the word "dinner" aka his favorite word in the history of ever. His stomach was growling super loud and Marik heard it too.
"Haha you are as hungry as ever" Marik said. "And thirsty too gimme rod gimme rod gimme ro-" "Ok anyways onwards" Marik interrupted his Mindslave and picked him up and ran all the way to a pretentious looking restaurant with a VERY pretentious sounding name that was French or something but Marik doesnt know how to speak French so he screamed. "Oui oui this is Le Esprit Ecslave how can I take your order please" the guy said and stroked his twisty moustache. Marik hated this guy already so he danced right in there without the French's assistance. Egyptians know best.
Soon that Rod Guy was settled into a beautiful candle lit dinner with his mindslave of course, Bakura. In the distance there was mariachi band playing a beautiful song, it was a moment to remember for sure. "Mindslave rose I am SO glad we could do this. Years and years may pass but my affection for you will never EVER waver." Rod Stick said and put his hand on the Rose's hand. It was a little hard because as you know Roddy's hands were huge and took up most of the table. But anyway, "Oui oui oui here it is Rod Guy le special of the house" the curly moustache guy waiter said and handed them a plate of spaghetti. It was the only thing the restaurant knew how to make. "Thank you mindslave" Marik said and waved him off as they shared the plate in the same way those dogs did in Lady and the Tramp. Bakura was Lady and Rod Guy was the Tramp, if you didn't know. Soon the dinner ended and Marik payed the bill like the gentlerod he was and walked out of the restaurant hand in hand with the rose. Everything was going super good but then he smelt fire. He turned around and gasped. There was a house on fire right then and there! At first it was ok with him but then he saw it. Right in the window there was a dog and he was crying, begging for help through barks. "Rose, I can't just stand here!" Rod Bod cried and started charging.
A bunch of firemen were standing around the house, doing nothing but watching and taking off their yellow helmets solemnly. Useless fools, how could they do this!? "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! DO SOMETHING!" Marik cried, and the house shook from the air that erupted from his large powerful mouth. The firemen were shaken too, right down to their rods in fact. One of the firefighters put their hat back on. "Its too late" he said, he was frowning but there was something sinister about the look in his eye. Rod Job did not like how it made him feel.
Alright, maybe Marik did not know these guys, but there was no way he could ever be friends with someone who refused to risk their unimportant life to save an animal. All life is important, except that of humans, which are most useful as sacrifices. Right now a sacrifice definitely had to be made to save that pup. Marik went into full on Rod Mode and ran back to the Firetruck. One of the fireman was leaning against it looking all cool and smoking a ciggeratte. Didn't this guy know that smoking KILLS!? Marik was widening by the second at the sight of them. These lazy fools! An animal was in DANGER and they were giving themselves LUNG CANCER!?
Rod Man rodded so much in that moment and he rodded and rodded and rodded until he was in the drivers seat of the big red firetruck. Bakura watched as Marik put the pedal to the metal and smashed his way into the burning building. It was the only option. Marik might have heard a little scream coming from under the tires of the truck, and it very well might have been one of those incompetent firemen, but who really knows for sure? Bye, fireman Jim. "MGMMGMG!" Marik said, oh god, everything was so very smokey in here and it stung the rods in his eyes. But he was powerful, and he pushed through it. It was so hard to see in here, even for a guy with eyes as strong as Marik's, but on the other end of the hallway Marik saw a door and in one single leap he was there and boomed through it. Inside of there was a little girl crying and coughing and holding a teddy bear. Rod Man snatched her bear away from her. It could be used as a good chew toy for spot. He turned around and watched as she tripped and fell into the flames. They engulfed her entirely and her skin melted away straight to the bone. "Oh this is the night
it's a beautiful night
and we call it bella notte," Marik sang and left that room. He passed by an entire family pounding on the walls begging for the fireman (they think Marik is one of them) but he ignored them. Then, finally, after what seemed like hours he reached the very top of the castle and the adorable dog was waiting for him. The puppy woffed and wagged his tail. Marik swooped him up immediately into his huge muscular arms but oh no the whole house was crumbling now. There was only one thing to do. Rod Man looked at the window that he had first seen the Dog in and took a deep breath, went to the very end of the room, and BOOM! CRASH! A ROD IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!
"TIMBEEEEEER" Rod screamed as he fell and fell and fell, cradling Spot in his arms. He landed on a trampoline that the firemen had set up just for him. He was safe. "OH MY GOD I'M A HERO" He squawked and got up, watching as the remains of the house slowly burned and crumbled to the ground along with the rest of the family. Bye. The Pathetic Firemen started a slow clap and then everyone joined in, the waiters and everyone from the German restaurant had come outside to watch the Rod Job's victory. "Hahaha oh shucks guys" he said sheepishly as The Congressional Medal of Honor was hung around his neck. "I just did what I thought was right!" Everyone was crying at the Rod's bravery. A hero was born that night. When the commotion died down Marik and his Rose and new friend Spot walked home from the after party (Marik very smartly avoided all of the alcohols drink, not a single tacqil went down his throat on that night). "Ok Mindslave I hope you don't mind that Spot will be living with us from now on. " Roddy told the rose, raising his rod high to the sky to show he was about to start thinking. "Now where will he sleep?" he thought as his 4 children screamed and cried from their cages. Then he remembered the extra room they had that never went to use! Of course! Rod screamed and flapped his arms in pleasure. "Come on Spot I will show you to your new bedroom!" "BArk bark bark bark" said Spot. Roddent picked the beautiful doggy up and carried him to the room where a king sized bed already awaited.
Spot was so happy to see that king size bed! Back at his old home he had only a small doggy bed to lay his head on at night. Spot was a very small dog so he did not mind that living situation so much but this was amazing. Rod Man looked proudly on at his new best friend, Spot the dog, who was walking around the room now sniffing at everything. When Spot turned his head to look at his Rod Guy, a tear came out of his eye hole. It looked like Spot was smiling at him! How cute. "You are so cute" said the Rod to Spot the dog.
It must have been destiny that they had met like this. His children were banging their heads on the cage bars hoping that by some miracle they would be freed from the hell known as their lives, or at the very least, that the cage doors would open. All that racket was kind of bothering Roddy. He was worried that it would hurt Spot's sensitive doggy ears. "KEEP IT DOWN YA'LL" Marik shouted and pounding his fists on the wall to really get the point across. Silence soon followed. Spot wanted up on the bed since he was tired but Spot was just so small he couldn't make it! The bed was very tall and wide and Spot, well, Spot was a little guy. Spot kept trying and trying to jump up on there and Marik smiled at his attempts. Silly Spot! Rod was here to help him though and picked him up and put him right on the bed. "Sweet dreams, Spot" Marik said and petted him many times and Spot was soon snoozing. He kicked his legs in his sleep because he was having a sweet dream about running! Ha ha!
Marik smiled so big on that roddy night and slowly closed the door, careful not to wake up the resting pup. He rodded his way up the stairs to his own bedroom where his mindslave rose was waiting in bed eating a cheeseburger. "Spot is asleep rose. He looked so happy, I think he even smiled at me! Being a parent is amazing" he sighed happily. "Who is Spot" Bakura questioned and Marik just laughed and shook his head. Everything seemed right in the world now that Spot was in it.
The next morning that Rod Guy danced out of bed, ready to start the day! "Good Morning Spot!" he screamed and opened the doggy's bedroom. Spot was all ready to go! His small little tail was wagging when he saw the Rod he jumped up to his arms and started licking his face. Awww! "Mindslave come down here and see! He's giving me kisses!" Rod Job was smiling so much then and there, this was without a doubt the happiest moment of his life. Nothing was better than Spot the Dog. "Woof woof woof" said Spot. "What's that? You want to go on a walk?" Rod asked. If you didn't know Roddy was very in touch with animals, he could basically understand every little word they said that's how much he understood them. He and Spot had a bond like no other. "Well come on then let us go! The morning sun has fallen upon us!" He screeched and grabbed his leash that he had bought just then at that moment and walked out the door with Spot. "Top of the morning to ya Mindslave" Marik waved at all of the foolish mindslave flesh that passed him. He heard a honk honk honk! And then he turned around with a gasp. It was the dog catcher!
Marik started to narrow. He HATED dog catchers and one being around bff Spot the Dog made him super duper nervous. What if he took spot away from him? "T-top of the morning to ya" Marik said, and took of his hat. He did not respect this man in the slightest but he had to fake it to make sure Spot would be as safe. If something happened to Spot... Marik didn't know what he'd do. "HEHEHE NICE LOOKING DOG YOUVE GOT THERE" The Dog Catcher said, licking his lips. He had a very sinister sounding voice that suited his very sinister looking appearence. He wore a huge trench coat that covered all of his body right down to his shoes. Inside of that coat there could be hundreds of small dogs hidden away, never to see the light of day again. "Um. Yes, I know right? Haha, Spot is very cute" Marik said and gulped. The guy started reaching towards Spot and Marik jolted away. "He doesnt like strangers! Please back away!" Rod said in an effort to get this guy to just go! Spot was so desired by so many people. OH SHIT! Spot jumped out of his arms and waddled up to the Dog Catcher... oh no oh no oh NO! Spot lifted his leg and he started to pee. Marik would have laughed because it reminded him of something his Mindslave Rose would have done but because of who he just peed on the only thing that could come out of his throat was a hoarse scream. Mindslaves all around town toppled to the ground in pain. Spot the dog had just peed on Dog Catcher.
"YOU MANGY MUTT I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT" The Dog Catcher screamed diabolically and raised his Dog Catching Net high to the sky. "Run, Spot! RUN!" Marik screeched and picked up the little pup in his huge arms and began running away at the speed of light. He heard the vroom vroom vroom of the Dog Catcher Car behind him, hot on his trail. The Dog Catcher was a very evil man with very evil plans and ideals. He needed to be stopped. End Animal Abuse. "YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, ROD GUY!" Marik screamed in horror. What was he to do? But then he saw it. Out of the corner of his eye, it was the ocean! Marik knew what he had to do and started running for the water so it looked like he was going to jump in. But then at the last minute he jumped! He jumped and jumped all across the Antlantic Ocean and when he looked back the dastardly Dog Catcher had foolishly gotten himself drowned. The evil had once and for all been destroyed. Rod Guy turned around and jumped back to the mainland, panting. "Spot, are you ok?" he asked carefully, looking down at the pup. Spot shook all the water droplets from his little fur and then barked happily. Spot was going to be a okay! "I'm so happy to hear that! I love you Spot!" Rod Guy laughed and hugged him close.
With the sun rising high into the sky, Marik looked at Spot, and Spot looked at Marik, and Marik finally understood the true meaning of family.