Hello again to all you wonderful readers and reviewers. Windy-san and I have noticed that we already had many of the reasons some of you suggested since they are mostly the basic things, though some have been new ideas. We wanted to let you know that it is okay to give crazy and weird ideas since as the fic advances, things will get crazy, and we mean really crazy. Since this is something just for fun and humor, you can suggest almost anything and we will see if we can make it work. Right now we have over thirty reasons just waiting to be finished and posted, so there is still time. Without further ado, here is reason number 8.
8- There are no bathrooms or toilet paper
I remember the first time nature called, it wasn't pretty. I had asked Aragorn where I could go to do my business, he laughed and simply said "I saw a pretty good bush you could use for that not far back." I was shocked. Some part of me knew he was just trying to help, but the other part was screaming profanities at how cruel this world was. Either way, I went to do my business and just when I finished, a thought came to mind: "Where's the toilet paper?" and that's when I realized how much I truly hated Middle earth. After a few moments of pure panic, I reached for some leaves that looked pretty sturdy and tried to wrap things up quickly. Turns out, not all leaves are as strong as they look. Needless to say it took me more than the necessary time and when I came back to the others they were mad that I had taken so long. They were also laughing, since apparently I had voice my discomfort pretty loudly with many colorful details while I was in the bush.
At least in Rivendell they had a decent and hygienic bathroom looking place and little cloths that served their purpose…
If you didn't read the note above, please do, it's too long to repeat it. Have a good day or night, depending on where you are :)