As we were making this cave home, I couldn't help but to notice a strange noise. Of course, that noise was the sound Ran and Ren doing to two-backed beast. When I walked in one them, they didn't seem to be too happy, Ran covering herself asking, "Um, Suika, do you mind?" I left them alone but that wasn't without me laughin'. After walking in on them doing two backed beast, I wandered around, thinking, Oh boy, Fatass will have a field day hearin' what I tell her! As I wandered around the cave, I noticed Reimu pawing at something. She seemed to notice something and was clawing viciously at it. I came over for a closer look and found it was a door, a rusty door. I blinked and opened it, calling the others over, except Ran and Ren, as they were still doing their thing. I punched the door open and behind it was a staircase.
We walked downstairs and found another door. Through that door, we found an underground house, complete with rooms, a bathroom, fireplace and a kitchen. According to Yuuka it had some running water and most of everything was run on batteries or gasoline. The place was dusty, abandoned. It had frozen food and fresh water and some electricity. It also had a hospital room with medicines and junk and a cellar which lead to more rooms. It also had fake windows. Someone wanted to live here. Someone.
Oh, and Ran and Ren finally got finished with the two back beast.
"Ducksie, you feel fuller than usual."
"Mmmm."
"You're up in a duff again."