Anyeonghasseyo, it's HyunBin again. See? I told you this chapter would be updated fast... Because I was afraid that the first prologue might have been a flop, so I quickly had to update this chapter right here, and here it is... The first chapter! YAY!

I also wanna say, that this fanfic is completely made by me, in otherwords, the EXO members don't really do this, but wouldn't it be cool if they did? It would be awesome B-)

And let me tell you, that things may get a little dramatic and crazy, but it's EXO for god sake, they're all loud and crazy. Even in EXO Showtime 9, where everyone was quiet for hours, the aura spread by them that time was still loud and noisy, haha! But I'm not kidding about dramatic. Well, this ff is suppose to be somewhat of a parody, or maybe a comedy or something. It's suppose to be funny... And anyways, no more talking because I'm starting to blab on about so much unnecessary stuff. You guys are here for a fanfiction, and a fanfiction is what you're gonna get...

Enjoy!

Disclaimer : I don't own EXO, if I did, I would be freakin' rich, and I would be eating D.O's homemade beef bulgogi with the other members right now. I wouldn't be writing these fanfictions, wait, would I? Whatever-_-

~oOOOo~

"It's now the 31st of March"

"So?" Luhan said. He still didn't get it. What was their leader talking about? He then felt Sehun's hand on his shoulder, as Sehun opened his mouth and said to Luhan...

"Tomorrow is April Fools..."

"Exactly" Suho said with a grin on his face, a grin that no one usually ever sees. Suho's gentleman side, the angelic leader was now gone. It was now the dark side of him, the mischievous side.

"Which means..."

"The game is on...". A devious smirk is starting to appear upon everyone's face. This is something that happens every year, and everyone in EXO right now is quite surprised that no one remembered.

#BANG!

All eyes were now staring at the door which had just bursted out, revealing a certain 'namja' wearing only a baggy t-shirt and some boxers, the person none other than one of EXO's main vocalists, Kim Jongdae, aka Chen.

"HEY GUYS! DID ANYONE REALIZE THAT TOMMOROW'S APRIL FOOLS?"

Everyone there only stared at him, some hitting their foreheads with their hands, or even snickering at him. They laughed as they saw their band member was late-_- Poor ChenChen...

"Yes Chen, we know..."

"Really? Aww man..."

~oOOOo~

The Battle of Pranks, a game they play every year. It's the one and only game they get to play where they can make a mess, prank people, and no one will get upset with them. And there's a reason why they only play it once a year, because if they do it everyday, who knows what the world will become, because when these guys prank, they will go all out.

The rules of this game are very simple. All players will be divided into two groups, the blue team, and the red team. Once they are divided, they will start the game by the second the clock strikes 12 (the beginning of April Fools). Once it does, the game begins, and so will the pranking. Each player has to prank the opposite team by pranking them. Anything goes, from slime, to powder, embarrassment, messy tricks, anything at all, and you're not allowed to get upset. Once you're pranked, you're out. The team who loses all members will be the losing team, and that team will get a punishment decided by the winning team.

However, there is also something called the traitor theory. Someone that isn't playing will have to help. Once all team members are decided, that person who isn't playing will help decide a 'traitor' of the team. A traitor is someone who is secretly helping out the opposite team. Both team will be selected a traitor by the person who isn't playing, having them tell that person secretly, but the other players won't know who that traitor is. Be careful of the person.

Basically, that's all there is to know about that game. So get your game on, and be the top prankster...

~oOOOo~

The EXO members sat in a circle, as they stared at every person there. Chen was now also there, his hair dripping wet, after his midnight shower. They looked at the clock that was ticking on the wall. It showed the time of 11:43. The members were just sitting there. They were quiet, one of the things people find impossible. As the members sat there, eyeing every single one of their band members, someone suddenly began to speak, filling that quiet moment. It was none other than their band leader, aka Suho.

"How do we want to divide ourselves this year?" He asked.

"Rock,Paper,Scissors?" Tao blurted

"No... We do that all the time. Let's try something else..."

"Like what?"

"How 'bout this. We'll all right our names on a piece of paper, and then we'll divide them into two". As Suho spoke, he eyed every single member there, seeing and trying to spot out if anyone wasn't listening to him, knowing his band member's bad habits of not paying attention to him. It was something that Suho always find very annoying, and everyone knows this, even the fans all around the world. He remembered mentioning it in the last episode of EXO Showtime. Sho then began to look around again. Luckily, this time, they were all paying attention, and Suho doesn't have to give them all another lecture. He then smiled, and began to speak again. "Well?". The other members simply nodded to Suho's idea. It was boring, but it was right. If they did rock-paper-scissors again, most of them would cheat, knowing that they have a secrete tactic for it.

Luhan and Xiumin then walked towards the table and brought out some slips of paper. They began to pass them out to the members.

"Each member has to write out their name on the piece of paper, then fold it up and give them to me. Arasso?". Every member nodded.

As soon as they were done with their names, the passes the slips to Suho. Suho then took off his hat he had been wearing, and tossed the slips of paper into it, as he started to mix them up.

"Ready?"

The members gathered up as they wanted to see their new team mates. Their hoping that they would get good team mates.

"First, for the red team, we have..." Suho began to pull out a random piece of paper, and started to unfold it. He read out the name...

"Xiumin..."

Xiumin nodded, as he stood by Suho's left, assuring that he is on the red team.

"For blue, we have..." Everyone watches as Suho takes out another random slip, as he begins to unfold it. They all start to get shivers in their spines, as they heard say out the name...

"Chen..."

Chen let out a small pout. He wanted to be in the same team as Xiumin-hyung, but no luck for that.

"Back to red team, we have... Kai". Kai nodded, as he stepped forward next to Xiumin.

"Again, for blue... Tao!". Tao smiled and walked towards Chen. He stood next to that namja who happened to be one of his hyungs. Suho kept reading until all members were spoken out.

"Alright then, next we have..."

~oOOOo~

All team members were settled, with Suho, Tao, Chen, Lay, Sehun, and D.O for the blue team, while Kai, Kris, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, Xiumin, and Luhan were on the red team. Suho looked at all his band members and smiled. "Looks like we're all ready..."

Lay looked at Suho, and shook his head. "Not exactly...". Hearing the words which had just came out of Lay's mouth, Suho cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Wait, what? Why not?"

"What about the traitor theory?". Suho then understood what Lay meant. They didn't have a traitor yet. They needed one, because basically, the traitor holds a very important job in the game. The traitor is suppose to give a twist to the game. Without a traitor on the team, the game just doesn't feel much fun. Suho looked at the clock that was currently ticking. 11:54 PM. In only 6 minutes, the game will start.

"We don't have time to find someone to help us. We only have about 5 minutes..."

"All I need is 3". Suho looked towards the namja in the room who had just said that. It was none other than the main dancer, Kai. Kai quickly took out his phone, as he started to text a message out to someone, Suho couldn't see who it was. The screen was too far away from where he was currently standing.

It only took about 2 to 3 minutes before they heard a knock on the dorm door. Suho quickly ran towards it. By the second he opened it, revealed two men standing infront of him. It was the two men which Kai had texted earlier, those two, who are known as Taemin and Key of the boyband, SHINee. Kai smiled as he saw Taemin there, the person who people sometimes call his twin, to the fact that they look very much alike. He was actually also quite surprised when the two of them got there so quickly, not like it's a weird thing or anything, I mean like they live one floor below them. But it was just pretty cool how they could get here in such a short time without any problem.

Key looked at Suho as he greeted him with a warm smile. "Anyeonghasseyo, Suho...". Suho nodded and answered him, "Ne, anyeonghasseyo sunbaenim". With that, Taemin quickly stepped forward into the EXO dorm, with Key right behind him, following his every step. Suho closed the door and followed them. As they walked, Taemin began to speak...

"So, we heard from Kai, that you guys are doing your annual game of Pranks again, and you need our help..."

"Yeah, you see... We need to select a traitor, and we can't do it alone" Suho muttered. Suho was starting to get jittery as he kept looking at the clock which now says 11:58 PM. It wasn't only Suho, but everyone else was acting just like him.

Key and Taemin looked around, to see the crumbled up pieces of paper, probably after selecting their team members. Key and Taemin quickly looked at each other and smiled. "We'll do it... How bout this. We're gonna randomly select the members from the papers, and then we'll text the traitor". All members quickly nodded as the looked at the clock. 11:59 PM.

Taemin and Key looked through the crumbled up pieces of paper, until they both of them took two pieces of paper, one which holds the name of a member from the red team, while the other from the blue team.

#DING DONG! RING DING DONG!#

Clock strikes 12.

Let the battle Begin.

All EXO members quickly ran for their rooms, locking all doors, not wanting any midnight pranks. None of them were ready yet. They didn't even care that they left Taemin and Key in the living room.

"So, what do we do now?" Key asked. He was still holding the piece of paper in his hand. The piece of paper which held the name of the member from the red team.

Taemin looked at his band member and said to him, "Just leave them. They're battle now starts. We can text the traitors through our phones later..."

"Ok then. Which team do you think will win?"

"I actually don't know, but I'm somewhat guessing it might be Kai's team, because the traitor from the blue team is good". Taemin said as he showed Key the piece of paper. Key read the name written on it, but he then shook his head after hearing Taemin's explanation.

"I actually would have to disagree with that. The traitor from Kai's team is pretty tricky himself". Taemin cocked his eyebrow at this hyung in front of him. Key then showed Taemin the piece of paper he had chosen. The moment Taemin read the name, he widened his eyes.

"Wow, maybe you're right. Maybe Kai will fall for his trap"

"Exactly..."

"Come on, Key-hyung, let's get out of here..."

"Right behind you..."

#Let The Battle Begin#

Cliffhanger! Haha, so yeah, that was the first chapter, and I hope it turns out well. I'm sorry though, it's such a short chapter, but it's still the beginning, and idk what I was suppose to be writing in the beginning.

So, can you guess the traitors?

Kai : Does it have to do anything with me?

HyunBin : Idk... Maybe yes, maybe no...

Kai : Taemin-sunbae! Tell me...

Taemin : I can't. HyunBin-ssi says I'm not suppose to. I'm already pretty glad she finally put me into one of her fanfics, I can't bare to see if I'm suddenly kicked out of it...

HyunBin : *evil smirk*

Anyways, just here to remind you that the dramatic scenes will be starting in the next chapter, and each chapter will have a Chara Death (for those who don't know, it means character death), but don't worry, for this fanfic, by Chara Death, I actually mean Character Elimination. Each chapter will lose a player of the game, and the winner in the end is only one member... Teehee...

Kai : Will I die?

HyunBin : Not answering...

Xiumin : I have a feeling I'm gonna die-_-

HyunBin : Don't say that Xiumin-oppa, you'll still get to eliminate someone...

Xiumin : So you're saying I 'will' die...

HyunBin : Frak-_- I let the cat out of the bag...

Okay, so I hope you liked that chapter, and please wait for the next one, it might also be a quick update, since I don't have writers block for this ff (for now...)

Thank you for reading!

Gomabseumnida!

HyunBin