WARNING! This chapter contains major OOC traits, so read the title and if you think you can't stand it, then please don't read. I think this is a fair warning. The key words here are PARODY and HUMOR, so things are bent.
I am updating earlier than usual since I have to go out and won't be back 'till very late, so I won't be able to reply to reviews today, but tomorrow I'll definitely do it :)
19- Gimli won't stop trying to look under my skirt
I would have never expected this from Gimli. Maybe from Boromir or even Merry or Pippin, especially Pippin, you will soon know why. It began when on day he "accidentally" tripped and just so happened to land right between my legs. The first time I thought nothing of it, but after it happed three times within two days I began to get suspicious. One time when I was on the edge of a small slope, I bent over to pick up some wood for the fire, and suddenly, I felt someone's eyes on me, and when I looked over my shoulder, guess who was taking a good peek under my skirt? Yup, Gimli the dwarf. I was fuming! I was so angry that I started to throw all the wood I had gathered, with surprisingly good aim, while cursing like a sailor. I probably looked like a psychopath running after a dwarf while holding his own axe. After that, he never dared to take a peek again. Serves him right. Although, I sort of understand why he did it. I mean, they are men who travel together with no women around, and, not to blow my own horn, but I am very pretty. *sigh* Oh, the burden of being a beautiful woman is so harsh!
Sorry, busy getting ready, got to go. Have a good weekend!