Anyeong... It's HyunBin again, and as I told, here's another chapter of "April Fools". Wow, can I tell you that I haven't had any writers block for this fanfic yet, and I've already got the story planned out in my head. Can you guess the winner? Or maybe the traitors?
Anyways... Enough of me talking, here's chapter 2, and remember when I say, that there will be Chara Death in each chapter starting this one. Can you guess who it will be here?
Enjoy...
Disclaimer : I don't own exo, but I own this fanfiction of them. I'm the one and only Junghyunbin... XD
~oOOOo~
~Let The Battle Begin~
All members ran straight for their rooms, not caring that they left their two sunbaenims in their living room.
#Suho's POV#
I didn't really care about the traitor for now. Taemin would text me if I was, but I don't think it would be me. Who was it?
"Hyung, do you think it might be me?". I picked up my head as I looked at one of my band members infront of me. It was none other than the Romantic AB Style kungfu panda (who is still afraid of ghosts), Tao.
Tao wasn't actually suppose to be there. He only ran into our room (Lay and I), because he was afraid of his real roommate, Xiumin, not to mention that he shared a room with not only Xiumin, but also with Baekhyun and Chanyeol. The three of them were all against Tao, and he knew, if he slept in his room tonight, he would be out of the game in no time.
"Suho-hyung, who do you think is the traitor? Could it be me?". I took in a deep breath as I listened to Tao's question.
"Maybe, or maybe not..."
"Who could it be?" Asked the chinese namja, known as the healing unicorn, Lay.
"Who knows?"
#Suho's POV End#
~oOOOo~
Two namjas were sitting in a room together. Can you guess these two namjas? They're none other than the two cutie pies of EXO, Luhan and Xiumin. Can you believe, that the two of them are actually the two eldest members in EXO? Cuz it's somewhat hard to believe.
They were both in Xiumin's room. Luhan was there moment, because since Tao wasn't going to be there anyways, why not stay there for the night?
"Lu-ge, who do you think might be the traitor?"
"I actually don't know hyung, but I'm hoping it's not me, or you..."
"I don't think it's any one of us together. Neither of us received a text from Taemin or Key sunbaenim, right?"
"I guess so..."
"Then I guess we're safe"
"Yeah..."
The two of them were silent for a moment, not knowing what else to say. Xiumin kept looking down, deep in his own thoughts, while Luhan on the other hand was skimming around the room. He didn't really know what he was doing, but one thing was for sure, he needed some inspiration. He was started to get phsyced to the thought of pranking someone today. Who should he prank? How should he prank? What should he do anyways?
Luhan started to walk around the room, as he then walked towards Tao's bed. He sat there, and started to look through the stuff on his bedside table. He then saw something that caught his eyes. It was an album, a Wonder Girls album to be exact. Why on earth would Tao have this?
"Um, Xiu-ge, why does Tao have a Wonder Girls album?"
"Oh wait, sorry, that's mine...". Xiumin walked towards Luhan and took the album from him. Luhan cocked an eyebrow at his hyung.
"Why do you have that?"
"Heechul-sunbae gave that to me. He was still checking out pictures of Sohee-noona, and he then just gave it to me". Luhan looked towards the album that was currently in Xiumin's hand. He saw all five members of the girlband Wonder Girls, and of course, noticed Sohee. It was no lie that Xiumin looked like her.
*LIGHTBULB*
"Xiu-ge, I have an idea for a prank we can do tomorrow"
"What is it?"
"We'll be needing some help from Sooyoung-noona..."
"What? Why?"
"Cause we'll need to borrow some of her stuff..."
"Like what?". Luhan didn't answer Xiumin's question. All he did was grin, and that grin was one of Luhan's scary faces. He rarely does that, but if he's doing it now, he must be up to something right now.
Luhan took out his phone from his pocket, and started to dial Sooyoung's number. He waited for a while, until he heard the voice of one of the main dancers of the girlband known as So Nyuh Shi Dae, or in english, Girls Generation. That person was none other than another one of their sunbaenims, Choi Sooyoung.
"Yeobeoseyo?"
"Yeobeoseyo, noona"
"Yes, what is it Luhan?"
"Do you know what today is?"
"Our day off?"
"Other than that..."
"Umm... Wait ~Yoona! What day is it today? What? OH!"
"Well?"
"It's April Fools, in other words, it's the day you and your band members play that pranking game again, am I right?"
"Yep..."
"Okay. So you called me at 12.20 in the morning. What can I do for you?"
"I need to borrow some of your stuff..."
"What stuff?"
~oOOOo~
A tall namja stood by the front gate, getting ready for an ambush. That namja, was of course the three octave singer, Chen. Chen had been waiting there for the past 30 minutes. In his hand, he's already got a water gun filled with blue paint. But, why on earth would he be waiting in the front gate? There's a reason for that. Earlier, he saw about two of his band members walk out the door. He couldn't recall their faces, but he knew they were someone of his band, and is pretty sure, that they were also from the red team, in other words, a few targets for Chen.
Chen kept waiting there, but as the time passes by, he started to get a bit impatient. He looked at his watch, to see that it was 6:48 AM. How much longer did he have to wait? He was about to give up, maybe he could just try and prank someone who was still upstairs, but the second he was about to turn away, he saw someone the completely caught his eyes. It was Luhan. "Hehe, finally, I get a prey" Chen thought. He was positioning himself, getting ready to shoot, but he then saw something (or someone to be exact) that caught his eyes. She had long black hair, and wore her hair long bellow her shoulders. She also wore a headband the showed off her forehead. She wore a bright pink shirt, with a white skirt, and a couple of high heels. But one thing was for sure, she had sweet chubby cheeks.
"Sohee-noona?"
Sohee and Luhan walked together, as the started to enter the SM building. Curiosity was now beginning to fill Chen. What on earth was Sohee-noona doing here? It was then, Chen decided to follow them.
They were talking to each other, but from where Chen was standing, he couldn't hear what they were talking about. He could only see their facial expressions as the talked. Chen walked closer towards them, hoping he could maybe eavesdrop on their conversation. But one thing he didn't realize, was to the fact that Luhan noticed him.
"Chen, what are you doing there?". Chen widened his eyes when he heard his hyung call out to him. "Well, no more hiding for me, might as well walk out there" Chen said to himself.
"Nothing... Anyeonghasseyo Sohee-noona"
"Ne, anyeonghasseyo, Chen..."
"If I may ask, what brings you here, noona?"
"Oh, I was going to meet Xiumin-oppa. I wanted to talk to him about something, then I accidentally ran into Luhan-oppa on my way here. He told me that Xiumin-oppa was still sleeping, so I might as well wait..."
"Aah... Kurekunna..." Chen answered. He then looked down, as he let himself drift into his thoughts for a while. He felt something was wrong. He has a feeling that this might not be Sohee-noona, but it's none other than Xiumin-hyung, dressed in a disguise. But then again, it's a day off for everyone, so it wasn't impossible for Sohee to actually be here. But to the fact that it's April Fools was what scared him. Chen now started to wonder. Was it really Sohee? Or was it Xiumin-hyung?
Luhan then looked at Sohee for a minute before he opened his mouth and spoke to her, "Hey, Sohee-sunbae, why don't you wait here while I go upstairs and see if Xiumin's still asleep or not. If he isn't, I'll tell him to come down here"
"Okay, Luhan-oppa. Gomawo"
"Ne, chun ma ne yo. Oh wait, Chen..." Chen then tilted his head back up, to see his hyung in front of him.
"Yeah, what's up?"
"Do you mind accompanying Sohee-sunbae while I go upstairs and check up on Xiu-ge?"
"Umm... O..okay..."
"Thanks! Give me a minute guys". Luhan waved his hand at both Sohee and Chen, as he turned back and walked towards the elevator, leaving the two of the together. The two of them just stood there side by side, as they both remained silent with each other. It was only after about 2 minute where Sohee decided to start off a conversation.
"So, Chen... I hear you're close with Xiumin-oppa..."
"Yeah, what about it?"
"What's Xiumin-oppa like to you?"
Chen thought for a while. He doesn't really get this question from so many people. Sure he was very close to their eldest band member, but it wasn't often he would go around telling people of what he thinks of him.
"Umm... Well, Xiumin's very kind. He's also very clean, to the fact that he cleans up his own room every morning. And well, he's a very nice hyung..."
"That's it?"
"What more do you want me to say?"
"Oh, I don't know... Don't you think he's cute or anything? I think he is"
"Are you just saying that because you look like him?"
"Maybe... I mean like, if he's cute, then of course so am I"
Chen laughed at the words that had just came out of this noona. Maybe this really is Sohee-noona. He let himself think that she is, until he then saw something that caught his eyes. She was sweating. Droplets of water started to appear on he forehead and by the edges of her neck. It was weird, to the fact that it's wasn't so hot. Why would she be sweating? If it were Xiumin, it would be normal because he's somewhat prone to sweating, and...
Wait, what?
Why is Sohee somewhat acting like Xiumin?
Sohee doesn't sweat much, Xiumin does.
Was this Sohee or Xiumin?
Chen now kept thinking. He then started to check out the clothing she was wearing. She wore a skirt and high heels. There's no way she had jogged or anything, could she?
"Hey, did you jog you're way here? Or maybe, did you jog before you came here then change or something?"
"No, why?"
That was it. This girl is not Sohee-noona. Infact it wasn't even a girl. It was none other than his hyung, Xiumin. Chen was being pranked. Although he was, he couldn't let anyone think that way. He wasn't technically pranked yet, to the fact that he didn't really fall for it. Chen now put in as much courage as he could find to say out what he had in mind. Finally, he opened his mouth...
"Stop lying to me..."
"Chen, what are you talking about?"
"Stop lying. I know everything. You're not Sohee, hyung..."
"Hyung? Why are you calling me that? I'm not a..."
"Xiumin-hyung, STOP IT!". Chen didn't know why he yelled. He just had to get it out of his system. He couldn't keep it in. Chen looked at the yeoja (correction, namja) in front of him. Her eyes were beginning to water. She was biting her lips, and clenched her knuckle together. You could tell she was trying that hard not to cry.
"Hey, so what's she doing here?". Chen heard a voice coming from the building stairs. He knew that voice anywhere, but for some reason, he had trouble believing it.
"Well, she said she wanted to talk to you about something...". For that voice, Chen knew it was none other than Luhan.
"I wonder what she wants to talk about..."
"Well, you'll be seeing her in a few minutes. Just wait, Xiu-ge...". Xiu-ge? Who was Luhan talking to? Could that mean that Chen yelled at...
"Sohee-noona?" He whispered. He looked back, to see that Sohee was now bursting with tears. She tried to cover them up with her hands, but no matter what, she still could hide her tears anymore. She was crying.
"Sohee-noona! Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Mianhae...". Chen tried her best, to stop Sohee from crying, but she wouldn't stop. Sohee was starting to feel embarrassed of herself. She then quickly took off her high heels, and ran out the door, not caring of all the yells she had received from Chen. "Oh my god, Chen what have you done?" Chen thought to himself. He did a terrible thing. He made a girl cry. With that, Chen quickly ran out the door, and chased after Sohee.
He skimmed around the area, trying to find Sohee-noona. He had to apologize to her, no matter what. He then saw a girl wearing a pink shirt with a white skirt sitting on a bench, alone. Her hands covered her face, but he could tell, that that was the girl he was looking for. It was Sohee-noona. Chen walked towards her, and sat on the bench, next to the crying girl.
"Noona, jeongmal, mianhae. Please forgive me. I'm so sorry. I thought you were Xiumin". Sohee then lifted her head, and looked at Chen.
"Why would you think that way? Why on earth would Xiumin dress up like me right now? There's no way he'd do it for fun..."
"Exactly. You see, it's April Fools, and I thought he was gonna prank me. I was wrong"
"So, you thought I was Xiumin?"
"Yeah, but now I think, no wait. Now I 'know' you're Sohee-noona. I'm sorry I made you cry. Please forgive me...". Sohee just sat there. She froze. She kept looking down at her feet, until she the lifted her head and began to speak to Chen.
"No Chen. I should be the one that's sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have came here in the first place"
"No, noona. Don't say that. It's not your fault. Don't be sorry"
"But I should. Chen, you're a very nice person. I'm so sorry I did this..."
"Did what? You didn't do anything wrong"
"Yes I did. I did something bad to you..."
"And what's that?"
"I pranked you..."
Chen then froze. Did he hear that correctly? What did she just say?
"W...what?"
"You..."
"Got..."
"Pranked..."
Chen widened his eyes when he heard the words which came out of this person. He looked at Sohee, who suddenly stopped crying. Shelifted her hand, so that it was right on top of her head, and started to pull her hair. Wait, no, it's not her hair. It's not even anyone's hair. It was a wig. This girl who came from the Korean girlband "Wonder Girls", the one known as Sohee, was none other than EXO's eldest member, Xiumin.
"You got Pranked!". Sohee, wait correction, XIUMIN and Chen turned their heads, to see that the person whou had just said that sentence was none other than Luhan.
"Wait, w..what? HOW?"
"Whatdya mean 'How'? You got pranked..."
"No, I mean, Xiumin-hyung, I heard your voice in the building. If that wasn't you, than who was it?". Chen was now freaking out. Who was Luhan talking to earlier?
Luhan then took out a small box, which happened to be a portable speaker. Attached to it was a recorder, a voice recorder. Luhan then pushed a button on that recorder, allowing it to play it's sounds.
"Hey, so what's she doing here?... I wonder what she wants to talk about..."
Chen widened his eyes. He couldn't believe it. He was actually pranked. In fact, he was the first ever one to be pranked in this entire day.
"I'm pranked?"
"Sorry..."
"NOOOO!"
#Chen Out#
Cliffhanger! Wait, does this count as a cliffhanger? I don't think the ending hanged much. I'll have to make them even worse next time.
This chapter here was pretty much inspired from when I watched Wonder Girl's "Be My Baby" just this afternoon. I know it's an old song, but I still think it rocks.
And I'm also sorry that Chen is out of the game. He didn't even get to prank anyone. I'm so sorry for that.
Luhan : Wait, he 'did' do something...
HyunBin : Really? What?
Luhan : He made a girl cry *pointing at Xiumin*
Chen : HEY! It's not my fault. I knew it was Xiumin-hyung from the start. I should have followed my gutt. Gah! HYUNBIN-SSHI!
HyunBin : Yes?
Chen : Why'd you have to kill me in the beginning of the story?
HyunBin : Mianhae Chen-oppa. I'm truly sorry. How can I make it up to you?
Chen : Can you make an ff where I'm the star? :D
HyunBin : -_- Gaah! Fine, just because you're the first to die, I'll try and write something...
Kai : No Fair! I wasn't in this chapter, and I also want an ff where I'm the main character...
HyunBin : KAI! You're already one of the main characters in NBFTY, and you'll also pretty much be here too you know... Stop yelling at me like that... Don't make me cry. I'm only human...
EXO : Baby, Don't Cry... Tonight...
Tao : Andwaeyo... It's my turn to cry...
HyunBin : Aah! Gomawo! You're making me fangirl in my room!
Okay, enough of all my insane craziness. Please leave me a review of what you think.
Thank you for reading!
Gomawo!
HyunBin
