Reasons why NOT to join the Fellowship of the ring

by Elleth of Hidden Lore

Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language

20. Reason 20

Hello again. I hope you all had a great weekend. For this chapter I wanted to clear up first, just in case, that we have nothing against Frodo and Sam. Just in case you lovers of hobbits, mainly Sam and Frodo, think we do not like them, or Sam for that matter. I love Sam. He is my hero and if I had to choose someone from the entire Fellowship to say "He deserves the main prize" it would definitely be him.

20- If I hear Sam say "Mister Frodo" one more time…

Do you know how many times he says this throughout the day?! It's like a broken record I tell you! Why can't he just call him Frodo like the rest of us? You don't see us calling each other Mister Gandalf or Mister Aragorn or Miss Alexandra. "Mister Frodo would you like some sausages? Mister Frodo may I carry that for you? Mister Frodo are you comfortable enough or would you like my blanket as well? Mister Frodo can I rub your smelly feet? Mister Frodo can I steal your underwear and use it as a good luck charm? Mister Frodo can I lick your feet, for they are tastier than any feast of Kings?!

Damn that annoying, overly attached hobbit! It's like hearing a bad song in the radio time after time! My ears are bleeding! Honestly, I already hated hearing him say this while watching the movies, but now that I am constantly hearing it over, and over, and over again it's giving me a freaking migraine! And they don't have any drugs for that here. What am I supposed to do, bang my head against a tree?! (believe me, it doesn't work…I've already tried) The others don't really seem to be bothered by this, but I cannot seem to get used to it. If I hear Sam say "Mister Frodo" one more time, I swear I will take a dagger, slice him up at night and blame it on Gimli! Why Gimli you ask? Easy, he's the one with the anger management problems, plus I've never really shown my annoyance of the hobbit's behavior, so it shouldn't be that hard to convince them that I am innocent.

We wanted to write something about Aragorn. We already have one written and it's coming soon, but we don't really have many ideas for Aragorn since he is so noble and practically flawless! Any ideas for Aragorn are welcomed! Remember, you can be creative ;)