Welcome to chapter two

Last time on Naruto adventure

I went to my bed and pass out then I woke in a sewer

...

" THAT FUCKING OLD MAN DID THIS I FUCKING KNOW IT " screamed. A red slit eyes Naruto -

"Kay Kay calm just need to get the fuck outta here" said a now calm naruto 'well better start going okay what wa- the Hell ' naruto looks at the pipes that is glowing ethereal dark blue on the left and crimson red on the right

Naruto decide to be a stupid idiot and doesn't choose any and goes to the middle .. Which will change his life .. Sorta

Naruto. Pov

I was walking down the shitty sewers

'So why did that old man Steve thrown me down here ... His normally cool unless I take his shitty manga ..'

I see a light at the end so I sprinted and after the light faded I see a person around my age ... It is "Me?"

Third person

Naruto stared at his copy while his copy does the same

The copy smirks at Naruto , "who the fuck are you " said Naruto

"I am YOU the real you" said Cnaruto

"I'm myself your just a ... " tried to think of something to say ...

" a what copy nobody .. A a monster? " naruto silence says it all

" what the hell look behind you naruto" Naruto quickly turns then back but it was too late .. Cnaruto hugs Naruto ( gag)and They fused

Morning Day 2

"The fuck happen ..." Naruto says

'What ever I'm going to see the old man' Naruto went down into the old mans apartment in front of his " old man you here " Naruto shouted

The old man aka Steve came down the stairs " argh help a old man out" said Steve while struggling getting down the stairs

Naruto getting worried helps Steve down the stairs " old man I had a weird dream I saw myself but he ... he had red eyes " Naruto quietly said

' the nine tails? Has he contacted my son in all but blood' thought Steve while listening to Naruto then figured it must be his inner self that took most of his pain

"Naruto my son it seems you have been contact with your inner self" said the serious Steve while siting in a chair next to a table in the kitchen

Naruto helped him sit the fuck down and then Took a seat himself " my inner self?" Said a surprised Naruto

"Aye there was a legend .. Let me tell you" said a excited Steve while Naruto hide his annoyed thoughts 'god dammit old man'

" it was said that your inner self is your true self but this rarely happens since everyone is already there true-self cause you see if you been in a fuck up life hardship your inner self makes a mask of happiness or makes a fake persona to handle the pain of the outside while he handle the pain inside .. That's all I know .. And my father made some shit up about it involving connect chakra to world and you have cool harem .. His a bastard " said a excited Steve but little angry at the end but nonetheless he was happy

"What wow so you think I met my true self !?" Said a excited Naruto but inside he was thinking ' that's right I had the stupid beating and the village did nothing to stop it ' he clench his fist but stops as he realise he still had Steve and ayame and the chef guy .. What ever his name is -

"Yes .. By the way don't you have school " said a surprise Steve

"What no its - fuck gotta go old man love you- bye ! " said a excited Naruto as he sprinted through the doors and grabbed his books and small bag with graffiti on it saying nine tails mother fucker and sprinted down the streets

'God speed son .. Just like you ... Minato' said a sad Steve

With Naruto pov

' first day of class and I'm late fuuuuck' I thought as I sprinted to the class I was informed by the kind hokage who also visiting new academy students that it was the first door that's open

I sprinted through saying " sorry I'm late sensei" but I surprise I'm the only student here so i quickly took the back seat while introducing myself to iruka sensei

Third person

As Naruto was siting at his desk he decided he should read the basic of chakra from the book he has ..in his bag Naruto set his bag down and unzip the bag and grabbed his basic of chakra and also grabbing the book called the tailed beast as he was interested with the giant fucking tailed animals

Naruto reads through the book

Unknowingly the students began coming once everyone is seated Iruka began to talk " ahem good morning class I am your sensei for 6 fucking years" a random student called out " oh may gosh! You swore!"

"Of course I am a sensei and a ninja ... Now shut the fuck up and sit down" Iruka called "now I will begin roll call

Ami (skips all names lol ) and finally Sasuke uchiha - here- alright thanks Sasuke and now ..."

' HIS finally here ... Nine tails ... ' iruka thought " Naruto Uzumaki... NARUTO UZUMAKI !?... "

With naruto

'Wait so chakra can be channeled in everything ? Hmm my wooden sword can have chakra ... Alright I need to ask Inu when I have the chance'

Naruto thought as Naruto zone out thinking about his sword. He heard his name called. Or more like shouted right in his ear

As Naruto turn toward his sensei he bow his head while saying " sorry sensei I was reading " Iruka soft his glare then return to the desk at the front while Naruto is looking at all the student s

As Naruto look around he spotted HIM Sasuke uchiha who was looking at him with a glare and return to his lesson acting innocent ..

Naruto pov

I paid attention to Iruka sensei as he was saying stuff about being a ninja "being a ninja is hard work alright it's not for little kids so we are going to train you all for 6 years to be at least genin level ninjas alright .. Time for a EXAM!" Everyone in the room groan except sasuke and me and Iruka and some other guys I haven't meet .. Iruka pass all he exams out as I saw mine I saw some question that I understand ...

Q1 who is the founder of konoha

Q2 who started the first shinobi war

Q3who is Hanzo

Q4 what are tail beast

Q5 what are the names of the Sanin

Q6 what is the will of fire

I grabbed the pencil on my desk and I started writing Q1 first hokage Q2 the villiage Q3 a shinobi Q4 chakra Q5 - Q6 a justu ?

I left question 5 cause I simply don't know what the fuck are Sanin and question 6 is simply nonsense

I waited until everyone was done and Iruka went and collected them and told us to go outside

-OUTSIDE-

I took notice of the training area ' are we going to fight or something' I

thought

- third person-

"Alright class today we are going to get you all to spar and Sasuke .. Get those sharingan contacts off your eyes it's creeping all your fellow students " Iruka said as Sasuke tries to rid of the contact everyone had their fight and now it's Naruto and Sasuke they stood apart then step back and as soon.

As it did Iruka said start Sasuke took off at the speed of genin ninja and punched naruto in the jaw Naruto tried to back flip. After the punch but only manage to get dropped kick by Sasuke and got knocked out " wow that was pathetic as fuck good work Sasuke " Iruka said while trying to block the squeals of the fan girls

- next test shuriken throw-

"Your up next Naruto" Iruka said Naruto went and picked up the light shurikens and thrown them at the targets ... A cricket goes off while Naruto walks back to the line dejectedly " what a loser " " yeah stupid moron " " go home you wannabe ninja " Naruto silently keep quiet but then it happen " go home to your stupid parents oh wait they are dead" ... Everything was quiet Iruka was actually enrage and sad but none so then naruto

With naruto hair shadowing his face no one can tell what his feeling the. He look up with Red slit eyes and he took off like a bullet and started to rapidly punch and round house kick the fuck out of the kid then got restrain by 5 Anbu one who was inu who actually slapped a seal on his forehead and naruto pass out ...

Everyone was scared as fuck as the anbu took him away and the other Anbu all just said "go home kids and ..Iruka report. To the hokage "

And the kids went home telling their parents which will spark another Naruto beating

With Iruka

Iruka was walking toward the academy to talk to the hokage who was chatting with the headmaster about ... Naruto

"Lord hokage I'm terribly sorry for not stopping the nine tai-" he was interrupted by the hokage aka hiruzen sarutobi " my office now" as he teleport to his office Iruka sighed " fuck"

Still need a beta -.-

In trying to make it serious yet funny .. So tell me what ya think :) like subscribe and hit that share lol