Reasons why NOT to join the Fellowship of the ring

by Elleth of Hidden Lore

Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language

22. Reason 22

Hello to all! It's been a while, hope to make up for that with funny reasons. Once again I shall remark that this is a Parody and Humor fic, just saying.

22- Aragorn won't stop crying over Arwen (he's such a wuss)

Normally, Aragorn is such a composed and serious man. A man full of honor and righteousness. A man who knows his duties and will fight for honor, justice and the wellbeing of his men. A man full of compassion and knowledge. A man who cries like a mother-effing baby every time he thinks of Arwen.

You'd think he'd be a little more composed about it seeing as how he is Aragorn, but man was I surprised! I mean, I get it since their love was sort of impossible from the start and they had to get through many trials to get where they are today, and now he thinks they will never see each other again. It was sort of funny to see Aragorn go through different stages of depression. At first, he wasn't that bad. He would just stare longingly into the distance, deep in thought. Then he would randomly talk about things that resembled Arwen's hair, or Arwen's eyes, or her hands, one time he even said that a pair of leaves resembled Arwen's ears. Okay so maybe they did look like her ears, then again, all elves have leaf shaped ears! Then came the crying. He would do it secretly at night when he thought that everybody was sleeping, though it was impossible to hide the tear marks, the big, red sniveling nose and the puffy eyes in the morning. But then his sobbing started to get louder and it made it difficult to sleep. The first time I felt pity, the second time I still felt pity, but started to get a little bit annoyed, but by the third night of not being able to sleep thanks to his constant wailing, it was just plain annoying and infuriating! I mean geez! You're Aragorn, be a man about it! Have a little dignity! Maybe I didn't feel as much pity as I would have, had I not known from the start that they would end up together in the end, but I felt tempted to just to get him to stop and let us sleep!

Hope you enjoyed it! I'm sorry I can't think of anything else to say. Normally I have something, but for some reason neither Windy-san nor I can come up with anything.