(A/N at the bottom)
It would only be a fling - she wasn't about to break up the happy home. She just had to have him, he really was the one who got away. As she entered his office, under the cover of darkness, a feeling of unease started within her gut - would he go for it? Was this the right way to do this? She was just so, drawn, to him, in a way she hadn't imagined possible, and he looked so unobtainable yet approachable. She had promised herself she wouldn't try again, after the last rejection, but when he walked by her desk the next day, another plan to seduce him began taking form in her mind. The noise of a door opening broke her out of her musings. She was ready, with her best lingerie on, splayed on his desk as an offering. It would work this time, Ron Weasley would succumb to her will!
The man in question entered his office, unsuspecting of what awaited him inside. Entering, he saw the witch, in what she believed to be a sexy pose, and sighed in frustration. Will this ever end?, he thought to himself.
"Lavender, this is the last time I ask you nicely to stop this. I will tell you once again, to see if this actually enters your brain. I am not interested in you, because I. AM. GAY."
A/N: Uploaded chapter #2 of today. I know, it's not HHr, blame it on delirious exhaustion; got the prompt, mind blanked, this is what came out. I'm trying really hard not to Weasley bash, so this comes out instead. Hope you liked it!