A/N: I've been on an Ob/Gyn rotation (which is the specialty I'm hoping to go into in the near future), so blame the many pregnant-Hermione one-shots on that. Next on my rotation is Psych, so beware the crazies...
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He sat her down and held her close before telling her the terrible news. It was always terrible for him to disappoint her, but since she got pregnant, a feeling of dread filled him every time moments like this happened. They were few and far in between, but now, at the eighth month, he had finally found a hurdle he really couldn't overcome, not even using the "Savior of the Wizarding World" card. He took a deep breath, looked into her eyes, and told her:
"Hermione, Pizza Hut refused to make you a Smarties, anchovies and hot sauce pizza. I'm so sorry."