AN: this is my second story, and third chapter. Do the math. I'm very new to this writing thing, so, I definitely need a beta to point me in the right direction. So anyone?

Disclaimer: I own Naruto and one piece. Psyke! No I don't

"Dammit!" Naruto yelled in frustration. Another fish had gotten off his hook, and it had taken his bait too. Naruto sighed, fishing was just not his thing. Of course, he should know that by now, but hey, what else was he going to do? He was stuck in a small row boat, in the middle of nowhere.

"Fishing is a game of patience, idiot."

...With Sasuke, of all people.

"Yeah? You think your so great because you can catch fish now huh?" Naruto shot back at him, a moment before a fish the size of his face flew into his face.

"What was that?" Sasuke said smug written all over his face.. Naruto scowled at Sasuke. Sasuke glared back. In a instant they jumped backward out of the boat where they were ten feet away from one another, standing on top of the the water as if it were a smooth glass surface.

"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu!"

Making hand signs Sasuke yelled, subsequently spewing a massive fire ball that had at least 30 feet in diameter directly at Naruto.

"Suiton: Mizurappa!"

Naruto responded, spitting out a wave of water of similar size at the fireball. As the two forces collided, and exploded into thick, misty, steam that obscured.

"Can you only use your favorite jutsu, Sasuke? Try varying a little, maybe? Or are you just too dumb to try something new?" Naruto taunted into the mist as he grinned. Maybe Sasuke's reactions would entertain him some.

"I'm the one with the Sharingan, or have you forgotten? I wouldn't be surprised with that brain of yours." Naruto sighed. He had forgotten just how much less it was nowadays. Boredom was a bitch. Wait, but life is a bitch. So that means boredom is a son of a bitch, right? That would make sense... Damn, metaphors can be confusing.

"Come on, lets get out of here. I'm getting too bored."Naruto said ending the short fight. That sort of thing happened plenty of times just out of boredom. Kind of like how siblings fight, so they were never serious. They just got sick of each other and wanted to get rid of each other. Sort of.

"Out of where?"

"Onto land, out of the damn sea. Why is there so much sea!"

"You know exactly why, If you want to get out of here, just get in the boat and lets go." Sasuke replied.

"Fuuton: Daitoppa!"Naruto demanded, and a gust of wind dispersed the mist. Ninjutsu sure was handy. Too bad people don't use it anymore. Sasuke and he could do things other people couldn't do without chakra. Speaking of which...

"Sasuke, why do we have a boat?" Naruto asked annoyed they couldn't just run around on the water.

"So we don't seem suspicious."

"Does it matter?"

"Yes." Sasuke confirmed. Why was he always the one that had to be responsible?

"Why?"Naruto inquired.

"Because the Government would be after us dobe!"

"For what?"Sasuke sighed.

"I don't know, just we should stay under the radar."He said.

"It's the government that we helped create Sasuke." Naruto argued.

"But they don't like it so their covering it up. Don't you get it? They don't like the past. Like us."

Naruto frowned. "What ever."

"Kage Bunshin no jutsu. Come on guys, row." Naruto ordered his to selves that had popped into existence.

"Damn, I'm gonna die of boredom." Naruto complained, watching the sea lazily drift by as his clones rowed.

It would be nice if you did, kit.

Aww, you don't mean it. Naruto thought at the Kyuubi, just to annoy him, of course

Naruto sighed as he entered his mind scape: A sewer. It was a dark musky place water ankle deep and water dripping from the ceiling. The walls, ceiling and floor were all a oppressing, dark beige. His mind scape just HAD to be the most depressing place ever, hadn't it?

"Does it have to be a sewer?" Naruto said cursing himself as he came out of the tunnels and into a massive room also ankle deep in water.

"However much you hate it, I hate it a thousand times more"

"That much is obvious, Kurama. And is there sand around here too? You always seem to have some in you vagina." Naruto said as the gargantuan orange(Naruto's favorite part) fox with red eyes revealed it self from a corner and growled at his for his insult.

"Yea, Don't mind it too much, your getting you panties in a bunch."A rap came from some where in the darkness.

"That doesn't rhyme. And... WILL YOU STOP ALREADY!" Naruto yelled the last part at the equally gigantic octopus bull thing that looked like a Orochimaru creation, also sitting in the massive room that was his... well, guest room. It could be called that.

"Sorry, Bee rubbed off on me a lot before he died. I still haven't gotten rid of the habit yet." the Eight-tailed beast, Gyuuki said looking as sheepish as a fifty foot tall bull could. That wasn't too much. Naruto shrugged. Honestly, Gyuuki didn't do it as remotely near as much as Bee did, and he didn't need to listen to it anyway.

"Where are the other's?"

"They're sleeping. All of them." Kurama said.

"Damn, really?" said, kind of surprised.

The eight tails confirmed it with a nod. Naruto frowned. Even the Bijuu don't really sleep this much. Well, whatever. He'd let them sleep, it's not like it mattered to him anyway.

"See ya." Naruto called before retreating out of his mind scape.

AN: Ba Ba Ba bird bird bird bird is the word. Ba Ba Ba bird bird bird bird is the word. Ba Ba Ba bird bird bird bird is the word. Ba Ba Ba bird bird bird bird is the word. Ba Ba Ba bird bird bird bird is the word. Ba Ba Ba bird bird bird bird is the word. Ba Ba Ba bird bird bird bird is the word. This one was a bit short because well, I wanted it out Fast. But I really do need some pointers, my writing sucks.