AN: Sorry it's been so long people. But I've been busy with stuff that's more important than the brief moment of happiness that comes with 15 reviews (Thanks guys), this chapter was erased like 4 times, and I've been watching this amazing anime that I watched six hours of it in 2 days. I honestly whished it would go on forever but it was one of the short ones. But it really should have been at least 5 episodes longer than it was. And the ending was sad too. I'll tell you which anime it was at the end.

Disclaimer: I almost forgot to put this in at the end. Jeez if I didn't, then would you really have sued me, Kishimoto?

Naruto cursed the man that decided to declare this classy. If one were to go by the clothes that Naruto was wearing right now, then it would be safe to assume that uncomfortable clothes were classy. Unfortunately for the blonde, this was true since before he was born. It was one of those things humans did. In particular though, the tight fitting slacks he was wearing were the most uncomfortable of all because it was giving him a good old wedgie. And, like all clothed induced wedgies worked, every move that he made just made his underwear hike up higher. This was bad for Naruto as he was currently dancing with a pompous dress clad Nami. The heels of his "borrowed" shoes clicked on the dance floors as he and Nami made their way around the fat rich rolling about to the tempo of the classic music currently coming from the band on the stage of the large high ceiling dance hall.

"Nami!" he hissed, keeping his voice down as he leaned in to talk to her, "How much longer are we going to keep on doing this crap? I don't think I can take much more before I explode."

They had been doing the same thing now for some time. They would find a rich looking cruise ship, find their way on and get someone's stuff, look rich and hopefully be invaded by pirates to they could take the pirate's treasure while they were raiding the ship they were on. The key word there was the word hope though. So far they had no luck and Naruto was starting to doubt the self-proclaimed pirate burglar. Plus, Kurama was bloodthirsty for action, the octopus was rapping out of boredom, and the insane rat was throwing a tantrum.

"It shouldn't be much longer. Our bad luck will run out soon enough." She responded in a whisper, and as if she had jinxed it, the ship started rocking wildly.

"And there it is." She said triumphantly, as some sailors burst in through the doors and announced that pirates were invading. Of course, people being people, started panicking, running and screaming. That just left Naruto, Nami, and Sasuke who was just brooding in the left corner.

"Alright you two, follow me," Nami said, running into a more secluded hallway where she promptly ripped her dress off. Unfortunately for Naruto, she already had her burglar get up (a dark shirt, pants and a bandana on her head). Naruto, who hadn't thought this out as well as she had, had to go around in the tuxedo.

The girl started running motioning for them to run after her. Eventually they heard the war cries of the boisterous pirates as they boarded the ship.

Naruto shook his head at the pirate's stupidity. They had no idea how to really do things right. But then again, if they were smart they wouldn't be pirates, would they?

They eventually got to the starboard side of the ship where the pirate ship was pulled up next to, kept from drifting away with a couple of grappling hooks that were secured to the railing.

"Damn that's a weird looking ship." Naruto said, observing the girly looking pirate ship covered in hearts and frills, "You don't see a ship like that every day."

Nami nodded in agreement as she pulled out a pulley thing that she used to zip line to the other side. The two ninja's just walked deftly across the rope and landed silently on the deck of the ship.

"The treasure is probably down below." The girl whispered, crawling around in the shadows of the deck. The other two were right behind her, silent as the shadows they were hiding in. They were trained ninjas. This was their kind of thing.

Nami gestured to a door and the ninjas aliened next to her on either side of the door. Nami reached for the door knob easing it slowly open when it suddenly, swung open due to some other force, which revealed itself to be just another pirate.

Josh was just another pirate, late for the raiding of the ship because he seriously needed to take a piss. Now that he was done, he was going to join his fellow pirates. Instead, he was blindsided by a force strong enough to push him into the door he just opened and knock it off its hinges.

Nami, a little surprised at the sudden reaction from the black haired man who stood with his arm out stretched before her, let out a small eep, getting her a raised eyebrow from said man.

"What were you going to do if you were by yourself?" Sasuke asked, kind of annoyed that the girl was surprised at something like this.

"I-I don't know but I think I would have managed." She replied, a little shakily. But she recovered quickly and proceeded to sneak into the pirate ship. Nami quickly made her way through the ship, and as if smelling the gold she made it to the vault in one try.

Both ninjas were impressed with her skills, if it could be called that, because really it was just her lust for gold. They, still silent, started shoveling the gold there into sack they brought along with them. It took them about a minute to shovel at least 10 thousand berri worth of gold into the three now bulgung bags as they skulked out of the pirate pirate ship and into their pre-prepared dinghy and started to go.

"Umm, guys, this might be a little late but…" Naruto ended, as uneasily as he started.

"Yeah?" Nami pressed, but Sasuke just shook his head because he knew what was coming next.

"My morals are telling me I can't just let those people be caught by pirates." He finished, slightly rushed as though he was ashamed of the fact. And at this point, he was. ARRRG. He was over eight hundred years old for log's sake. Why couldn't he get over his logdamn morals and just deal with it?

Nami stared. She had watched him beat the crap out of people and now… he couldn't let a bunch of rich people get robbed? How much of an idiot was this guy?

"Naruto…" Sasuke sighed, "You're a ninja. You've mercilessly ripped people apart with a ball spinning really fast, and if you think about it, would hurt a lot because it would be just a lot of skin abrasion. So why the hell are y-"

"Gomu Gomu no Pisutoru!"

"What the-"

SPLASH!

"- Hell!?" Nami yelled, basically terrified as something very large just flew across the sky.

"Yeah… what the hell? Is that a really, really fat woman? Excuse me, but I didn't know we were in America." Naruto said, suddenly gaining a british sort of accent.

"That's the captain of the pirates… I guess someone strong enough to beat her is on the ship." Sasuke analyzed, paying no attention to the now british blonde because he was used to it. Ooh, that was a scary thought.

"That makes sense. My sense of morals aren't screaming at m-"

SPLASH!

"The hell? Oh terrific, I'm drenched." Naruto complained, looking for the cause of the disturbance. He found it staring him in the face. Literally. Two black eyes stared at him from under a straw hat with a red ribbon of sorts tied around it. He wore a big, goofy grin and a red tank top. He looked like a… idiot. Yes, he was an idiot.

"Sorry. Didn't see you there. Oh yeah, you want this apple? It's actually really good!" He said, offering a red apple to him that, in fact, looked pretty good. He looked at the apple. That color of red was familiar. He had seen that before. On the ship, being served.

"Are you a pirate?" Naruto asked, wondering if he had to beat this guy up.

"How could you tell? But yeah, I'm Luffy, the guy who's going to be the king of the pirates!" He said proudly, as though he knew the future and already knew what was going to happen.

"So you attacked this ship?" Naruto pressed, ignoring te king of the pirates part. What were the odds anyway? Anyone getting close to that island.

"No, those were some other pirates, but they were mean, and this one was really fat and ugly, so I kicked their assses." He replied, nonchalantly as though he was sauong he went and bought some eggs.

Naruto nodded. All right, that was start.

"So, are you a good person?" He asked.

"Naruto, this isn't such a great idea…" Sasuke suggested, knowing where this was going. Naruto's only response was firmly shaking his head. He was dead set on this.

"Oh yeah… I guess…sorta… I think I'm an okay person." Luffy said, getting Sasuke to sigh in relief.

"That's fine. You're fine to go. Bye!" Naruto said, nodding to him before putting the sail up and starting to row at a slow steady pace.

"Well, I'd say we gotten a decent amout of money, but not enough. Where to next, Nami?" Sasuke always the responsible one asked.

"I've heard that Buggy the clown is in the area. He should have a map to the grand line and a bunch of money too, so we can kill two birds with one bird. This has actually been to the grand line, so he should be fairly strong. Well, I guess not for you two, but you know what I mean." Nami explained, pointing into the white horizon in which the bright blue sky and the brilliant blue seemed to merge.

"Roger that," Naruto said, and steered the boat in the right direction.

"You know, you never did tell me how you got so powerful," Nami said, who had figured out that the skills they displayed when defeating Arlong weren't just devil fruit powers, "Are you going to tell me?"

The dark sea slapping the hull was the only response she got. She could not ask such questions. Not yet anyway. She knew the answer. Power was not something people readily gave away. Hopefully, they would come to trust her more, because both guys seemed nice and trusting, as though they could see right through her and had no problems with what they saw, they probably would. That was a good thing.

"Good night," she said to the sleeping forms on the bottom of the boat, and curled up in her blanket.

"LAND AHOY!"

"Not so loud Naruto! You moron! We can get through this the same way we got the money! Without anyone seeing us." Sasuke reprimanded, smacking Naruto on the back of the head. Honestly this idiot… well, at least he got one thing right. The island was slowly drifting toward them from the horizon. They should be there in a few hours if they kept the speed. Of course, that never happened on longer trips like these.

"LAND!"

There he goes again, and whoops, there goes Nami. Gotta make sure she doesn't die, it's not courteous.

"Suiton: Spring Box no Jutsu!" he said, forcing the water to spring Nami back at him, tears streaming out of her eyes.

"NOOOOO! I'm too young to die! I've worked too hard! I have still too much money to spend!" She yelled, waving her arms, making them very difficult to grab. But Sasuke was good. No he was the best. He was the very best. So of course he could grab he- oh no, there she goes, out of his reach.

"Suiton: Stop Waving Your Arms Around Like a Panicking Bitch Jutsu!" Sasuke said, weaving a few hand signs. Two bands of water formed around the Nami's wrists, and then a short rod kept both from separating, forcing the girls hands together. Now… Sasuke reached out for Nami's hands trying to grab them so as to pull her to safety. His cloak flapped wildly in the wind as he stood at the very edge of the boat, water rushing past at a lethal speed below, his fingers just centimeters away from reaching Nami's.

So close and- there we go! He grinned in victory as his fingers grasped Nami's. Why was he in this situation? Oh yeah, Naruto. Whatever, they should be on land soon so the boat will stop soon enough. Speaking of which… when did the boat escape from under him?

"Oh… crap." He stated, the word of a man who realized he's screwed and there is nothing to be done about it. Well, he'd survive. He acted as a cushion for the much more fragile girl as they skidded across the surface of the water going at, it Sasuke's opinion (obviously not Naruto's), a ungodly rate. Nami continued to mutilate his eardrums so Sasuke closed his eyes and tried to survive the absolutely most annoying situation he had been in since at least sixty years. Naruto was so going to pay for this.

"Captain! There's some thing headed this way very fast! What the hell are we going to do?" A panicked man yelled, bursting into a large circus tent.

"So what. Shoot it down with my buggy ball." A man, the captain chucked (the evil kind), all but an evil smirk and a large clown nose of his face in the shadow of a menacing pirate hat complete with sky blue plumes sprouting out the sides.

The panicked man calmed down and matched the captain's smirk with one of his own.

"Yes… it won't stand a chance. I'll go prepare the cannon immediately." The man spun and left the tent.

AN: This chapter would be longer, but I just can't figure out anything to write. Plus, it's six pages of word. How the hell are 2500 words six pages! WTF? That doesn't really matter though. Sorry again about being so late but I ended up watching like four other anime. The one I was talking about was Guilty Crown, watch it, it's good. Another good one I watched is The Future diary, which is kind of similar, but a little crazier and well, just plain nuts. Just a warning about those, small spoiler: the endings are kinda depressing. So well, people, hopefully the next chapter will be out sooner, although I can't guarantee. The results for the poll are out; it turned out to be what I was planning anyway so well, that makes things easier. Uh… I didn't know some thing could be written awkward. Well, bye.