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Also I have decided where I want this story to finish (not for a long time luckily) and how I want it to finish. I have also decided on what the sequel will be and have started it. I'm posting it under Third Great Adventure (original or what?) and am going to be writing it as I write this story. I'll do two chapters of this for every one chapter of tht story and i'll make sure not to give away spoilers but I thought it would be fun to write and post both stories at once so yeah if you're interested go check it out. If not oh well :)
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I was standing on the deck of the Going Merry looking around in confusion, where was everyone. Surely they all didn't leave the ship? Oh right Luffy and Vivi went to explore, Sanji and Zoro got into a hunting competition and Nami and Usopp got taken away by one of the giants Hmmm let's see what else happened? The giants dueled, one of them was taken out through trickery, Mr 3 caught everyone except Sanji, Usopp, Carue and Luffy. Everyone ended up on a giant cake looking thing made of wax, Luffy fought Mr 3 but got delayed by the little girl, Usopp saved the others and Mr 3 was beaten by Luffy. Well since everything ends up fine, besides Nami getting sick but that is necessary, I could just wait for them all to return...screw that time to make an entrance.
"Now how do I find them?" I mused to myself. Thinking back I remembered that the large cake thing was taller than most of the trees and in a large clearing so I could just go somewhere high nd look for it.
A large bang was heard in the distance to my left.
"Or I could just go that way," I decided.
I was off, racing to save my friends and make an awesome entrance. It took less than a minute before I saw the wax thing just on the other side of a group of trees. "Now should I stand and wait for the best time to enter or should I just enter now in the most epic way possible?" my impatience decided it for me.
I climbed a nearby tree and preparing myself I dashed forward jumping as high as I could at the last moment. Up and up and up I want. Forward and forward and forward I sailed over the trees, over the enemy until I landed on the wax thing just beside Vivi it was then I let out my war cry, my most dangerous of war cries. "ALL RIGHT YOU BITCHES BEND OVER AND PREPARE THY ANUS!" I cried, it was very scary. Maybe I should adopt a pose to go with my war cry?
"Fairys what are you doing here?" Nami asked me in shock, interrupting my deep and philosophical thoughts.
"I told you i'd catch up with you guys later," I grinned "well this is later. By the way Zoro you would look cooler if you were in your santoryu stance, a much better pose than the one you are doing now," I suggested.
"It would be a better pose but I'd get wax on the blade's of my swords if I did that," Zoro pointed out. "You look stronger."
"I feel stronger," I nodded, it was nice to get a compliment from someone as strong as him.
"You do realise that we are going to die slow and painful deaths unless you do something right?" Nami asked.
"Fine i'll go and deal with the booger guy and miss 'I can eat and eat and eat without gaining any weight if I feel like it,'" I pouted "excuse me for trying to catch up with my friends." I jumped off of the wax thing and landed right in front of the two weirdoes, dimly I heard Vivi asking just who I was.
"Looks like we missed one of them Miss Valentine," Mr 5 said calmly.
Miss Valentine giggled an annoying giggle "she doesn't seem too dangerous Mr 5 we can easily defeat her."
I stared blankly at the two for several seconds, someone who didn't know me would assume that I was standing in fright, for those who knew me they would know that I was trying to figure out how to make that annoying bitch suffer.
Slowly, ever so slowly I began to sway left to right, left to right. It seemed that Mr 5 hd gotten bored and shot an explosive booger at me but it was too late "Shakushi," I muttered disappearing from sight.
I always found it exhilarating when I used Shakushi, I moved faster than most people could see, faster than most could react and it was great, too bad I wasn't doing this for fun. Moving as fast as I could, so fast that no one in the area had a hope of seeing me I drew my blade and started leaving gashes everywhere that I could reach, it was a tactic to psych the enemy out more than anything. My two enemies were wary I could tell, Miss Valentine used her umbrella and powers to float over the area while Mr 5 got into a stance ready to shoot his boogers at me should I show. I saw that Luffy had gotten out of the little girl's spell and was now charging after Mr 3. Usopp had come out riding on Carue, Richie right behind them, in his hands was a long rope and some matches. Everything would work out I just had to keep snot boy and the annoying giggling woman busy, I would keep her more than busy I would make her pay.
I sheathed my gunblade and jumped, instantly ending Shakushi as I did so, and made my way up and up and up towards Miss Valentine. "Hahaha I've got you now," she shrieked "Five thousand kilo press!" Instantly she started to fall down towards me, if she hit me I would be a gonner, but I was prepared. I tucked myself in and rolled forward in the air, this had the effect of flipping me upside down and of causing me to be just behind where Miss Valentine expected me to be so she missed me by a centimetre. As she went falling past I grabbed a hold of her umbrella, bent myself forward at the waist and placed my feet on her shoulders. Then she hit the ground with a bang.
When the smoke cleared everyone stared in shock at me on standing on Miss Valentine's shoulders the barrel of my gunblade pressed to her head. "Mine Nose Fancy!" Mr 5 announced, why does everyone announce their attacks I mean it is nice to be given warning but seriously? Being alerted to the explosive booger coming towards me I dropped y gunblade, grabbed the back of Miss Valentine's hideous outfit and rolled forward. The roll brought me onto the ground, Miss Valentine under my feet and with a small kick I sent her flying up into the path of the explosive booger.
Revenge had never felt sweeter, seriously there is something so satisfying about sending the bitch into an explosive booger sent from her team mate. "THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A WOMAN YOU STUPID BITCH!" I shouted out over her unconscious, and very burnt, body.
Before anything else could happen the great big wax thing caught fire and everyone came flying out of the flames half naked. Zoro also casually took out Mr 5.
I was just about to o and greet them, it had been a while since I saw any of them after all, when I changed my mind. Slowly and casually I bent down and picked up my gunblade before I charged forward with a soru. Just as soru ended I sent a kick towards Zoro, this had the effect of creating a rankyaku and cutting Zoro across the chest, sadly it wasn't deep enough to kill him yet.
"Fairys what are you doing?" Nami asked in shock.
"Die," I spat before whirling around so that the barrel of my gunblade was pointing at her. I pulled the trigger only for Zoro to block the bullet with his sword.
"That girl painted something on his back," Zoro announced. "All of you stay back or you'll get hurt." As he said that Zoro rushed forward and attacked me with his swords.
I glared at him as he attacked, I could only block and dodge, never finding the time to attack him but I noticed he was only using the back of his swords. "Stop looking down on me," I growled. Fine he wanted to look down on me then I'll show him just how bad an idea that is. Jumping backwards to gain some room I swayed side to side and activated Shakushi. I didn't bother attacking him up close as he was too good with his swords and shooting while moving so fast was pointless. I just ran around the clearing swaying more and more, moving faster and faster when t reached the point that I could barely stay in the clearing I smirked and activated soru. The speed was too fast, too intense. I couldn't see anything but blurs and my legs were burning from the strain. The instance the ten steps of soru were over I did a sweeping kick, rotating a full three hundred and sixty degrees.
The effect of my kick was immense. A wall of wind appeared, surrounding me completely before it spread out, it kept spreading until it reached twenty or so metres into the trees and it dissipated. I called the attack Cyclone Wave, I know not a great name but it described it perfectly. I collapsed to the ground with a grin, the clearing was covered in long gashed, the trees were cut to shreds there was no way that the Strawhats survived my ultimate attack...but they did. They were cut up badly, bleeding profusely but they were still alive. My legs were too damaged from the attack to move and I just watched as Zoro walked over to where I was, grabbed me by the shirt and just ripped it off.
Oh fuck! I had just tried to kill my friends. What the fuck was wrong with me? Who the hell tries to kill their friends oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.
I jolted as I felt something smack my head. It was one of Zoro's sword sheathes. "It wasn't your fault," he told me seriously. "It was the girl," after saying that he showed me my shirt and I saw that it was covered in dark purple paint.
"I tried to kill you though," I said in depression "oh god please tell me everyone is alright."
"This is just a flesh wound for one such as the great captain Usopp," came Usopp's boasting, and shaking voice.
"My clothes are ruined," Nami complained "you'll have to pay for them at three hundred percent interest," I could tell by the small smile on her face that she wasn't upset with me.
It was then that Richie came up and licked my face, covering me in lion drool I might add. "Did you miss me?" I asked the lion only to get a nod and a small whine from him. I grinned "sorry about that. Tell you what why don't you give me a ride and we'll spend the rest of the day together? How about that?" I asked. Richie crouched on all fours and I slowly managed to climb onto his back.
"He really missed you," Nami said softly "we all did to be honest."
"I missed you guys to, Mihawk was an evil bastard worse than any others to walk the Earth," I said shuddering slightly I actually had a few nightmares of him while we were training.
"Mihawk?" Vivi asked "Are you talking about Dracule Mihawk?"
"Yeah he was training me," I grinned.
Vivi stared in shock "you were trained by one of the Sichibukai?" she asked in shock.
"Well I prefer to call it torture but yeah."
"I hope to have a proper spar against you," Zoro declared.
"Maybe later when I can actually walk again," I offered "...and we shouldn't so it on the ship as well.
"Why would a Sichibukai train you?" Vivi asked, I guess she was still hung up on it for some reason.
"It was an interesting way for him to kill time," I shrugged. "Now are you going to introduce yourself princess or are you just going to rudely interrogate me?"
"How did you know she was a princess?" Usopp asked
"Yeah and how did you know the powers of Mr 5 and Miss Valentine?" Nami asked suspiciously.
"The same way I know that we're going to go kick Crocodile's ass," I grinned. I could see all of them, except Zoro lean forward subconsciously, "and it's a secret." I laughed as they all faceplanted.
I just laughed as they all yelled at me, it was good to be back with my Nakama.
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Hey just a quick rundown of the techniques used in this chapter.
Soru: The user does ten steps in the space of a second for increased speed. This is used only in a dash and thus not suitable for long distances.
Shakushi: The user sways side to side in an effort to move at increased speeds. The faster you sway the faster you go, the faster you go the more your path widens so to speak. Can't be used in a straight line.
Soru Shakushi: combines both Soru and Shakushi but causes strain in the users legs and the user can't see because of the fast movement.
Rankyaku: the user Fairys, doesn't have the leg strength to use this without doig a Soru o Shakushi first. What it is is a blade of air caused by the user kicking at super fast speeds.
Cyclone Wave: a combination of Soru Shakushi and Rankyaku. It creates a cyclone areound the user before sending it outwards. It requires a large area to use and greatly damages the users legs. It's essentialy an all or nothing technique.