In the last chapter, you may have notices some typing errors. 1: In the sentence, she looked at Mrs. Cupcake, who had taken off her icing, revealing a brown top, it was supposed to say PINK top, because she was strawberry. And in the facts where it says, Princess Bubblegum's laboratory has a miniature version of one of the Guardians of the Royal Promises, It was supposed to say PRINCE GUMBALL'S since Princess Bubblegum wasn't even in the episode. I am so sorry. T-T
CHARACTERS IN THIS EPISODE:
Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister. It is shown that as a Lumpy Space girl, she is about 3 feet tall. The top of her has two long white lumps like her hat. The bottom of her is the same as her skirt. She has a small mass of yellow for her small piece of hair.
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.
Prince Gumball: An 18-year-old gum/human hybrid and Fionna's crush. He is the prince of the Candy Kingdom. Prince Gumball has the same color scheme as his female counterpart. He has pink skin and his hair is somewhat in a quiff. His head is adorned with a small golden crown with a blue jewel. In this episode, hh wears a formal white suit with light purple buttons. He also wears a light purple undershirt and adark purple tie. He wears light purple socks and dark purple shoes. Unlike his female counterpart, he also has visible pink eyebrows. Also, when his eyes, enlarge, they are purple. Kind of like how when Fionna's eyes enlarge they look exactly the same, only hers are blue. He also has ears, unlike his female counterpart. His loyal companion is Lord Monochromicorn.
Lumpy Space Prince—is a gender-bender of LSP and the prince of Lumpy Space. Lumpy Space Prince is identical to Lumpy Space Princess only with a mustache and a darker shade of colors. He is most likely 15 years old.
Lumpy Space Dad—LSP's father and the king of Lumpy Space. He is conjoined with his wife for an unknown reason. He has brown hair around the top of his bald head. He also wears glasses and a tie.
Lumpy Space Mom—LSP's mother and the queen of Lumpy Space. She is conjoined with her husband for an unknown reason. She has short black hair in a bun and wears glasses.
Mel—LSP's best friend and a resident of Lumpy Space. His female counterpart is Melissa. He is slightly bulky and is a light shade of violet. He has some bangs coming over his eyes.
Brittany—LSP's ex-girlfriend and a resident of Lumpy Space. She is the same color as her male counterpart, Brad. She wears white jeans and a red tank top. She has a mass of lumps down her back for her hair.
Gladys—A resident of Lumpy Space and one of the three Lumpy Space 'Smooth posers'. She is a dark shade of teal. She wears horn-rimmed glasses. Her face is dotted with freckles. Unlike Margie and Lindy, her Smooth-form is unknown.
Lindy—A resident of Lumpy Space and one of the three Lumpy Space 'Smooth posers'. In her Lumpy form, she is a light shade of blue and wears a purple burette. She has a curly mass of lumps for her hair. In her Smooth-form, she is a light shade of pink and has more of a figure like Fionna. She has freckles on her face. She wears the same burette and has long, curly yellow-brown hair. She wears blue overalls with green straps over a purple sweater. She also wears brown cowboy boots.
Margie—A resident of Lumpy Space and one of the three Lumpy Space 'Smooth posers'. In her Lumpy form, she is a light color of fuchsia. She has short blond hair and freckles. In her Smooth-form, she is the same color and has the same freckles, although her hair is waist-length. She wears a long green sweater like a dress and wears boots. She also has a green scarf around her neck.
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Nightmare in Lumpy Space
Fionna jumped in the air again, trying not to spill her coffee. Cake followed her, trying to get her coffee back in her cup. Lumpy Space Prince simply bounced around.
"Cheers, LSP," Prince Gumball told him, bouncing next to him.
They were all bouncing on GIGANTIC gumdrops, holding cups in hand, trying not to let their coffee spill.
"Prince Gumball, this party stinks in a big way," Fionna told him, bouncing madly, "But thanks for the invite."
"Oh, don't worry, Fionna," Prince Gumball told her, "The Gumdrop Coffee Ceremony takes years to master."
"Prince," Fionna told him, "I think I just now mastered it!"
Her coffee came out of her cup and splashed in her face.
"Once more bounce…" She told herself, "Hold on…"
She landed face-down on the ground. "Coffee's hard. Huh, Cake?"
Cake fell next to her. "Yes."
"What?" LSP said, "No way. It's super easy."
"LSP, you're faking!" Fionna told her. "You're floating, not bouncing!"
"Fine; I'll prove it." LSP said.
The star on top of his head went gray. He fell down multiple gumdrops. "Oh! Ow! Oh snap!" He fell to the ground, and his teeth sank into Cake's ankle.
Cake yelped.
"Oh, sorry, I difn't mean to bifth your legh," LSP muffled through his teeth.
"You're still biting me!"
"Right, sorry." LSP put his star back on and got off.
"Cake," Fionna exclaimed. "You're leg!" She pointed at Cake's leg, which was growing a strange lump.
"This is…new…" Cake said. "Nothing ominous, though: just a bump."
"No. That's no bump." LSP said, "That's the early stage of the Lumps."
"Is it serious?" Fionna asked worriedly.
"It just means she's turning into a Lumpy Space gal. On account of my bite," He pointed at his pointy teeth. "It's kind of, you know, the whole werewolf thing." He growled like a wolf.
"Oh no," Fionna said.
"What, you think I'm going to get all Lumpy like him?" Cake asked her. "Get out of here."
Out of the blue, her arm began to swell and turn lumpy. Her leg turned bumpy. "Fionna, I think I'm freaking out!"
"Hang on!" Fionna said. "I…I'll sock the Lumpiness out of ya!"
A cup shattered between them.
"Hey now," Prince Gumball came bouncing down to them, "Royal intervention." He turned to LSP and said, "Surely there must be some cure to the Lumps."
"Yeah; there's an Antidote." LSP said, "But you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it. And Cake has to use it by sunset."
"What happens if she doesn't take the Antidote by sunset?" Prince Gumball asked him.
"She'll be Lumpy, like, forever." LSP said dramatically.
"LSP, please," Fionna begged, "Can you tell us how to get to Lumpy Space?"
"Yeah," LSP said, "There's a portal nearby. I can show you. Whatever."
"Take us now! Take us now!" Fionna and Cake told him, pushing him away to the cotton-candy forest.
Just as Prince Gumball was going to come along, his stomach growled. "I should not have drunken that much coffee." He ran away.
"Don't tell anyone about this portal or whatever," LSP told Fionna and Cake. "It's kind of a secret."
LSP stopped. Fionna and Cake looked around; there was nothing but cotton-candy trees, rocks, a toadstool, and a bird sitting next to it.
"Where is it?" Fionna asked LSP.
"The portal's that bird and mushroom," LSP said, pointing at the bird and toadstool.
The bird hopped on the toadstool and chirped, "Password, please."
"WHATEVER! IT'S 2012!" LSP yelled.
"Good day, your highness," The bird chirped, "Is your mother okay with you entering Lumpy Space with two Non-Lumpers?"
"Just say yes!" Fionna told LSP. "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
"Whatever," LSP told the bird, "Fine."
The bird opened its beak. It shot out a ridiculously long pink tongue and swallowed the three of them whole.
Fionna screamed as she was pulled through a green and blue tunnel, pulled by the tongue.
She finally came out and hit a purple cloud.
She looked around. "Whoa."
Lumpy Space was made of up purple, cloud-like, lumpy fragments of land floating ominously in a purplish starry sky. A few purple comets came every now and then. Trees were scattered on the land fragments, lumpy and blue.
"Lumpy Space," Fionna turned to LSP, "So…where's the Antidote?"
"Hold it," LSP said, "First, you should check out my house. It's kind of lame, but way less lame than like, your house."
He gestured to a lumpy purple 3-story house with purple roofs and countless windows and a long pipe was coming from one side, erupting smoke.
"Can you skip to the part where you tell us where the antidote is?" Cake asked him, dragging her lumpy arm and leg.
"It's up there, at Kissing Peak," LSP told her, pointing to a pinkish hill not too far away that had a single red tree.
"It's so close!" Fionna said, running towards the hill. "We can get there in no…time…"
As she ran closer, it was revealed that there was actually a mile-long gap from Kissing Peak from where they stood.
"Aw, WHAT?" Fionna yelled. "It's like a million-mile fall into space!" She pointed down below at the starry purple abyss.
"Yeah," LSP said, "You have to travel by car in my world, or you'll fall into the Lumpy abyss."
"SON!"
LSP turned around to see a plump Lumpy Space woman, driving to the house in a lumpy yellow car. "You brought Smooth People into our domain?"
"I have to, Mom!" LSP told her, "I'm trying to help them! So don't lumping yell at me!"
"What did you say?"
LSP mother turned around to reveal a Lumpy man growing out of her back, which was LSP's father. "What did you just say?"
"I said LUMP OFF, DAD!" LSP yelled. "LUMP OFF!"
He breathed heavily. Fionna approached him. "Uh…"
"WHAT?"
"Vroom-vroom…?"
"Oh yeah," LSP turned to his parents, "I need to borrow the car."
"That is the last time you talk to your father like that!" LSP's mother said, going into the house with his father. "You are hereby BANNED from using the royal car!"
"Shucks! I lumping hate them!" LSP yelled. He turned to Fionna, "I'm really, really sorry, Fionna, but I can't help you. My parents are horrible idiots."
"Don't you know anyone else with a car?" Fionna asked.
"My friend Mel has a car," LSP said, "But he's dating my ex-girlfriend, Brittany."
"Call—him—now." Fionna said drastically.
LSP took out a blue phone and ordered, "Call Mel12."
Somewhere else, a bulky purple Lumpy Space guy was sitting in a red car when his green phone rang. He answered it, "Hello?"
"Hey Mel, what's up?" LSP asked, and there was immediate chatter on the other end.
"What'd he say?" Fionna asked quickly.
"I'm asking him, jeez," LSP whispered back. "Mel, just listen!"
"Have you forgotten what tonight is?"
"Mel, I'm trying to help out some friends!"
"Tonight is the weekly Homeproming Dance!"
LSP froze, "Oh Glob. I forgot."
"What'd he say?" Fionna asked worriedly.
"Tonight is the weekly Homeproming Dance," LSP told her. "Mel, if we don't have dates again, Johnny is going to beat us up again for sure—!"
"LSP, we don't have time for this." Fionna said calmly. "Ask for the ride, LSP!"
But he kept on talking frantically. Fionna took the phone away.
"Wha—?" LSP said.
"Mel," Fionna tried to imitate LSP while the real LSP tried to get his phone back from her, "I need you to drive us to Kissing Peak so we can invite some hot girls over there."
"LSP, you rock, man," Mel said, "Be there in a sec."
"Bye," Fionna said.
LSP took his phone back and scoffed.
"Sorry," Fionna said, "But Cake's Lumpiness is worsening."
"Actually, I think I'm fighting it back with sheer willpower."
Her eye swelled.
"Oh my."
She stuffed it back in.
"Yeah, whatever," LSP said, "Just don't mess with my phone again."
"Hi!" Mel called, driving into the driveway in his red car, accidently hitting Fionna.
"Okay, let's go! Let's go!" Fionna shook it off and hopped into the back seat with Cake.
2 minutes into the ride, LSP turned on the radio and put on some manga/anime song.
"Aw, girl," Cake said, "This music ducks, right?"
She suddenly shook and said, "Aw. I love this song. We should totally TP Ashley's house."
She turned back to normal as Fionna gawked. "Gracious! That was terrible! Fionna, if you can't save me from the Lumps, if I do turn," she gestured to LSP and Mel, "If I become Lumpy like them, I want you to—"
Fionna pulled her into a hug. "It's not going to come to that! But if it does, I'll bury you under the nicest, shadiest tree—!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Cake jumped back. "I'm saying if I go totally Lumpy, then I want you to get used to Lumpy Cake!" She narrowed her eyes. "What did you think I was saying?"
"Oh, um…" Fionna stuttered. "Uh…CAN'T THIS CAR GO ANY FASTER?"
"We're already here," Mel said, "Hi, Fionna…"
"We've been here for like, 5 minutes," LSP said.
"Finally," Fionna jumped out of the car, "Huh?"
They had pulled up to a greenish, lumpy house with two stories and a green car in the garage. "This doesn't like Kissing Peak," Fionna told Mel.
"This is Brittany's house," Mel said. He turned angry. "You wanted a ride to Kissing Peak?" He lifted Fionna off the ground, "You think I want to kiss you?"
"Uh…"
"Well, maybe I do, but…wait! I have a girlfriend, Fionna!" He threw Fionna behind his back, and she hit the car.
"LSP, we've got to hurry!" Fionna gestured to Cake, whose forehead was swelling. "Cake's running out of time!"
"Hey," LSP said, "This is hard for me, too. I mean, I used to eat tacos with Brittany. So there's going to be a lot of romantic tension on this ride."
"Hey," Brittany greeted when she came out. "You miss me, LSP?"
"Scoot over, Fionna," LSP frowned, "I'm going to sit in the back."
"This is it," LSP said when the car finally came to Kissing Peak.
"Let's go," Fionna said as she and Cake hopped out of the car.
"Watch yourself, Fionna," LSP told her dramatically, "The gals who use the Antidote up her are notorious for being Smooth posers."
"What does that mean?"
"It just means what it means," LSP said. "Hurry up and get the Antidote so we can get out of here."
"Thanks, LSP," Fionna told him before beginning to run to the hill with Cake.
"Bumps," LSP called to them, pointing at his head.
"Uh…Bumps, yeah, bumps…" Cake and Finn said awkwardly.
Cake's other arm swelled. "Aw, dang!"
Fionna grabbed Cake and ran up the hill. At the top, there were two Lumpy Space girls and one Smooth girl sitting on a pearly ball.
"Hey gals," Fionna greeted them, "Looking Smooth."
"Really?" One Lumpy Space girl, Gladys, said. "You think we're Smooth?"
"Well, mostly you in the center, but yeah," Fionna shrugged.
"Why are you sucking up to us?" The one Smooth girl, Margie, asked.
"My best friend needs an Antidote for Lumpiness," Fionna gestured to Cake.
"Lumpiness stinks," The other Lumpy girl, Lindy, agreed. She turned to Margie. "Hey Margie, times up."
She pushed Margie off the pearly white ball she was sitting on and sat on it herself, turning her into a Smooth person. Margie turned into a Lumpy Person.
"So the Antidote is in that orb you're sitting on?" Fionna questioned.
"This orb is the Antidote, bra." Lindy said.
"Can my friend borrow it?"
"Sure, as long as you give it right back."
She stood and gave Fionna the orb. "Slam-a-cow! Thanks, gals!"
"Are you guys ready or what?" LSP asked, coming to the top of the hill.
Lindy took the Antidote back from Fionna. "Is this another 'friend' of yours?"
"What do you care?" LSP asked, "Just give her the Antidote already. And stop being such a poser."
"Sorry, bra," Margie apologized as she and the other two walked away with the Antidote. "We changed our minds."
"Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?" Fionna asked LSP angrily.
"What?" LSP shrugged, "I was helping you."
"Thanks a lot!" Fionna yelled, "They were about to give us the Antidote!"
"You're welcome a lot."
"You insulted them! And they got mad! And now Cake's going to be Lumpy forever!" Fionna yelled. Cake looked down, surprised to see she was beginning to float.
"THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!" Fionna yelled at LSP.
"Well, now I know how you really feel," LSP said. "I was just trying to help or whatever." He began to tear up. "No. No, not whatever! I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying!" Fionna blushed scarlet and looked feebly at the ground. "And you're supposed to be my friend! Not like the fake ones I have here! So do what you want! I'm going to Homeproming!"
He turned to Cake and asked, "Are you coming or not, Lumpy Cake?"
"No," Cake said, "Because no matter how messed-up and Lumpy I get, this gal never turns her back on me." Fionna beamed.
Suddenly, Cake twisted and bubbled until she was a Lumpy Space person. Fionna gawked when she said, "Aw yeah. Right behind ya. I just got to turn my back on this loser."
"CAKE!" Fionna called to her. "It's almost sunset!"
She watched as Lumpy Cake hopped into Mel's car and sped away as the sun glowed orange.
"Cake…" Fionna whimpered. "Didn't….save her…I…" Her face twisted and she cried out in rage. She began tearing at the ground, screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU, LUMPY SPACE!"
"Chill out, bra."
"Huh?" Fionna turned around to see Gladys, Margie, and Lindy smiling at her. "I thought you guys left."
"We were drawn back by your furious wail," Margie said, "We dig your directionless fury."
"Um…thanks."
"Respect," Margie threw the pearly orb Antidote to her, "Here, take it. Win your guy back."
"Yeah, there's no guy," Fionna smiled weakly, "But there is still time to save Cake! Do you guys know where Homeproming is?"
"Homeproming takes place way down on that Land-Lump." Margie said, pointing to a large dome sitting on a fragment of land at least a mile below them.
"Awesome," Fionna said, "Do any of ya'll have wheels?"
"No," Margie said, "We were all ditched her, just like you."
"Well, do you think I could make it to that Land-Lump if I jump off this cliff?"
"Are you kidding?" Margie exclaimed. "A Smoothie like you would plummet right into the eternal void."
"What if I was Lumpy?" Fionna asked, not taking her eyes off of the Homeproming. "Could I float there?"
"No, no!" Lindy told her. "It's too dangerous!"
"I'd say there was a fifty-fifty chance of you making it," Gladys retorted.
"That's good enough for me," Fionna said, "Now bite me!"
"Are you crazy?" "No way!" "Not happening!" They all retorted.
Fionna didn't take no for an answer. She forced Gladys's jaw to clamp down on her arm, Margie's teeth to pierce her leg, and Lindy's incisors to stab her neck.
"Yes!" Fionna smiled weakly, watching her arm swell and turn lumpy. "I can feel the Lumpifacation process!" Her leg and stomach swelled.
"I'm starting to float!" She said, levitating a few feet from the ground.
"Don't jump, gal!" Lindy pleaded.
"I have to," Fionna told her, "For my buddy."
With a yell, she leaped off of the cliff and down to the Land-Lump, with Gladys saying, "Wow. She's insane."
Fionna broke through the roof of the Homeproming dome and stopped a foot above the floor. "Made it." All around her, there were green and blue decorations and Lumpy People dancing. A balloon-arch was hanging above the entrance.
"There she is!" Fionna spotted Lumpy Cake.
"Yeah, Homeproming, yeah, cool," Lumpy Cake said.
Fionna floated over, saying, "Cake! I'm mostly Lumpy now! And I totally think you need to sit on this sphere!"
"No!" Lumpy Cake refused, dodging the Antidote-orb as Fionna pushed it to her. Fionna tried over and over to make her sit on it, but Lumpy Cake kept dodging it.
"No!" Lumpy Cake said finally, slapping the Antidote-orb out of Fionna's hand.
"Please, Cake," Fionna pleaded, "You're my best friend. Just sit on this sphere!"
"Sha, I remember you." Lumpy Cake scoffed. "You're just a Smoothie-Wanna-Be, Lumpy-Poser."
"Sit on it!" Fionna told her, pushing her to the Antidote-orb, "Before I turn completely Lumpy!"
"No!"
"Oh no," Fionna gasped, "I can feel the Lumpiness about to consume me…!"
Suddenly, she twisted and bubbled and turned into a Lumpy Space girl. "Oh yeah. Being Lumpy is the best."
"Hey, stop talking to yourself, dumb-o," Lumpy Cake scoffed at her, floating away. "Take your ball and get out of here."
"Fine," Lumpy Fionna said, "I don't want you to have it, anyway."
"So I can't have it now, eh?" Lumpy Cake snarled.
"That's right. It's mine."
Lumpy Cake glared. She reached for the orb. "Give me that ball!"
"No!" Lumpy Fionna tried to pull it from her reach. "You can't have it!"
"Give me it!" Lumpy Cake pulled it harder.
"No!"
"I want it! Give it to me!"
"You want it that bad?" Lumpy Fionna tossed it over her head. "Get it, then!"
Lumpy Cake accidently fell backwards and landed on the Antidote, changing her back to normal. "I'm not Lumpy anymore! Oh no…"
"Fionna, girl," She ran up to Lumpy Fionna. She held out the Antidote to her. "You've got to sit on this!"
"No!" Lumpy Fionna ran/floated away from her. Cake ran after her.
"You can't make me, Smooth—oof!"
She ran into a burly Lumpy Space guy. She fell backwards, and her world went black.
"Fionna. Hey, Fionna. Girl, are you okay?"
Fionna narrowed her eyes, seeing Cake, no longer Lumpy, staring at her worriedly. "Huh?" It took her a minute to realize that she was no longer Lumpy, but Smooth.
"Hey girl," Cake said, "We made it."
"What am I sitting on?" Fionna stood, seeing that she was sitting on the Antidote. "The Antidote! Just in the nick of time, too!"
She walked up to LSP. "I'm sorry for blowing up at you, LSP. I didn't mean it. I was just really stressed out."
"It's fine," LSP said, "You can make it up to me by sharing this last dance with me."
"Sounds good to me," Fionna turned to Cake, "What do you say, Cake?"
"That sounds, like, totally lame."
Everyone at Homeproming gasped.
"I'm just kidding. Let's dance!"
FACTS ABOUT THIS EPISODE:
· The 1st time Cake is seriously injured.
