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CHARACTERS IN THIS EPISODE:

Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister.

Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.

The Ice Queen—she is a mentally challenged woman with powers over ice. Although she was originally much more evil and aggressive than her male counterpart, she in the series, she is much more lame and dumb. Like the Ice King kidnaps princesses, she kidnaps princes. The Ice Queen has light blue skin, long white hair, and lightning-shaped eyebrows. Her hair, while also long like the Ice King's beard, is wavy with curls instead of shaggy. She wears a small gold tiara with red gems and a neck band (incrusted with a single blue gem in the center), a blue long sleeved ball gown, and light and dark blue shoes. Like how the Ice King's source of power is in his crown, Ice Queen's is based in her tiara. The Ice Queen's eyebrows are the equivalent of the Ice King's beard, allowing flight.

Lumpy Space Prince—is a gender-bender of LSP. Lumpy Space Prince is identical to Lumpy Space Princess only with a mustache and a darker shade of colors. He is most likely 15 years old.

Emerald Prince—is the prince of the Emerald Kingdom and one of the Ice Queen's targets. He is one of the few characters in the series to have a nose. He has light green skin. He wears a green coat with emerald buttons and dark green pants with light green shoes. He has a large emerald coming out of his head. His hair is dark green.

Ghost Princess—is the prince of the Ghost Kingdom/Graveyard. He has blue translucent skin and has a blue gem on his hovering crown. He is covered in a shaggy sheet like traditional ghosts.

Corndog Prince—is the prince of the Hot Dog Kingdom. He is Hot Dog Princess's gender-swap character. He is long with a golden-brown outside (probably bread), and has long ears like a cocker spaniel.

Raggedy Prince—is a prince of an unknown kingdom. He is made out of a worn-out material and resembles a tattered sock. His mouth is sown together, but is loose enough for speech. His right eye is a brown button, and his left eye is a small hole. Like Raggedy Princess, he has no arms. His left leg is covered with a black sock, and his right leg seems to be in a black stocking. He has light brown hair that stops just shy of his shoulders. He has a shard of glass on his head for a crown.

Slime Prince—is the prince of the Slime Kingdom. He resembles a blob of yellowish slime. He wears a crown much like Prince Gumball's. He also has two small stubs for arms, which may disappear when not being used.

Wildberry Prince—is the prince of the Wildberry Kingdom. He resembles a light blue blackberry. He has a green stem coming out of his head.

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PRISONERS OF LOVE:

Fionna and Cake laughed as they sledded down the snow of the Ice Kingdom, with their 'sled' being a rolling office chair.

They sped off one hill so quickly; they accidentally knocked the head off of a snow giantess, a female giant. It picked up a gigantic pile of snow and put it on as its new head (which was now more puppy-like.)

They flew in midair and crashed into the snow below, still laughing madly. Fiona fell on her back, while Cake crashed face-first into the snow.

"Oh no; our sled's broken," Fionna said, looking at their chair-sled, which was now broken in half. She began to bunch up some snow. "Hey! Let's build one out of snow!"

Cake began to enlarge in the snow, in which made Fionna back away asking, "What are you doing?"

"Sleds are for pansies," Cake replied. She crouched down. "Just get on my back."

"Okay!" Fionna hopped onto her best friend's back.

They glided down the snowy hill, past icy trees, and over an ice lord.

"Switch," Cake said after a while, beginning to shrink down to normal-size.

She and Fionna switched in midair, in which now Fionna was going down the hill and Cake was riding on her back.

They glided over more hills, rocks, and lords and giants, laughing all the way.

"Switch! Switch!" Fionna muffled when her body began to freeze an icy blue color.

Cake lifted up her friend and switched places with her again.

They ran past a few skulls, then they sped past a colony of penguins, in which they picked up a few. ("Penguins!")

They sped into an icy tunnel, dodging various spikes and stones, their laughter echoing off the walls.

They finally popped out of the other end, and the penguins wobbled away.

Fionna and Cake cheered as they flew in midair. "WAHOO!" "I'M A FLYING CAT!"

Meanwhile, just as the Ice Queen was shoveling some snow into a wheelbarrow, Cake and Fionna landed right in front of her, showering her in snow and making an enormous ditch in the ground.

"Mathematical!" Fionna muffled in the snow.

"WHAT?" Ice Queen yelled furiously, walking over to the ditch. "Who dares enter the Ice Kingdom?"

"Aw…" Fionna pouted. "Ice Queen's here."

"And do you know why I'm here?" Ice Queen shrieked. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT 'ICE QUEEN' MEANS?"

"Yeah, I know what 'Ice Queen' means," Cake said, "A big wuss."

"Oh!" Fionna high-fived Cake, "Holy cow!"

"It means I'm Queen of Ice!" Ice Queen told them. "This is my domain! And you're violating Ice-World law: trespassing!"

"Come on, sister," Cake rolled her eyes, "We're just trying to beat the heat!"

"Yeah," Fionna said, "There's a giant sleepy lava man in our front yard, and he is so hot!"

"Mm-Hm," Cake nudged her knowingly.

"No, no; I don't mean like he looks hot."

"No, you do mean he looks hot!"

"No! I mean—"

"I DON'T CARE!" Ice Queen yelled, "This is my kingdom! You guys can't just run about on my land, willy-nilly, I've got rules here!"

"Why don't you just try being cool?" Fionna asked her as she and Cake bult a very small snowman.

"WHAT?" Ice Queen shrieked, "I am the—I am the queen of c-c-coo—THAT'S IT!"

She lifted up her arms, and the snow twisted and molded into many snow-beings (which were kind of lame, actually.) She chanted, "Rise, creatures of snow! And go, beat up Fionna and Cake!"

"Uh-oh," Cake said as the snow-beings closed in on them.

Fionna scoffed at her friend. She ran from snow-being to snow-being, kicking them in the guts and punching off their heads and killing them as if it were as easy as breathing oxygen.

"WOO! GO FIONNA!" Cake cheered her on.

She felt a little bumping motion on her leg. She looked down to see a mouse-sized snow-being punching at her leg (which was really cute.) She picked it up and balled it into a snowball. She threw it at one snow-being, hitting it in the eyes. The snow being shrieked and thrashed about, taking the heads off of two other snow-beings. One of the dead snow-beings fell on another, crushing it.

Fionna and Cake cheered. "YEAH! AWESOME!" "THAT WAS GREAT!"

Ice Queen growled. "You guys are going to get it…!"

"Right, whatever," Cake and Fionna said together.

Ice Queen froze them in a block of ice.

Ice Queen slugged up the icy path to her castle, breathing heavily and pushing Fionna and Cake, who were still frozen, in the wheelbarrow.

She pulled to a stop at the top. "Ugh! I need a magic back!" she reached into her dress and pulled out a plastic bag of trail mix, with raisins, almonds, N&Ns, nuts, and chips, "Mm…trail mix…Ooh!" She picked up a chip, "You're a good chip!" She tossed it in her mouth. She put the bag back in her dress, wiped her forehead, and began pushing the wheelbarrow again. "Oh man…"

"I'm back home!" She called to a prison cell that was storing in some princes. There was the Emerald Prince, Wildberry Prince, Ghost Prince, Slime Prince, Raggedy Prince, Corndog Prince, and even LSP.

The princes murmured in fear. "Oh no." "She's back."

"Now, now," Ice Queen said, unlocking the cell, "I brought you a baby and a kitty!"

She threw the block of ice imprisoning Fionna and Cake and threw it into the cell. The block of ice shattered into a million pieces and Fionna and Cake fell on the floor.

"Fionna! Are you okay?" Wildberry Prince asked her worriedly.

"Huh?" Fionna looked around. "Wildberry Prince? Corndog Prince? What's going on?"

"We're all prisoners," Slime Prince answered sadly.

"Ice Queen!" Fionna snarled at her.

"What?"

"Why are you keeping these guys prisoners, ya idiot?" Fionna demanded.

"You don't understand!" Ice Queen said, "I collect princes because I want to marry one."

"Well why'd you capture six of them if you only want to marry one?" Cake said, sitting between Slime Prince and Corndog Prince.

"I'm collecting them all first to make sure I'm making the right choice," Ice Queen answered, "You're both too young to understand, but marriage is a serious thing and lasts forever. You can't just rush into it, ya know?"

"Ice Queen," Fionna told her, "Don't do this. Just let the guys go. They don't want to be here!"

"Of course they do!" Ice Queen said. "I would have killed them already if they didn't want to be here. Right guys?" She zapped her fingers for a warning.

The princes nodded feebly.

"Don't worry, princes," Fionna told the princes, "I pledge that Cake and I will protect each and every one of you. And furthermore, I'll make sure you're happily married to whatever sweet thing ya'll want to be married to!"

"Yay," Slime Prince said.

The Ice Queen growled.

"Rad," Fionna said. She took off her backpack and reached into it, "All I need is something to spear the Ice Queen with." She rummaged around. "Binoculars, toothbrush, rope, sweater…trail mix…my flute!" She took out a poor wooden flute that was taped together. She played a short melody on it and threw it at the Ice Queen.

It broke to pieces before it even hit her.

"My flute!"

"Aw, nuts, girl," Cake said, "You broke it when you tried picking the lock to that sad ogress's heart."

"Darn it!"

Ice Queen laughed hysterically and did a funny dance. "Nice try, girl. Princes, did you see? Did you see Fionna fail?"

"Don't worry, Fionna," Cake told her friend, "I'll get us out of here, with…key hand!" She molded her hand into a key-shape.

"Oh no you won't," Ice Queen said and Shot a beam at her.

Fionna and the princes jumped out of the way. The beam hit Cake, freezing her in a bloke of ice with only her head poking out.

"CAKE!"

"I…I'm okay…" Cake muffled from inside the block of ice.

"ICE QUEEN!" Fionna turned scarlet in the face, "YOU NEED TO EITHER SET US FREE, OR COME IN HERE AND FIGHT ME! BECAUSE OTHERWISE, I'M GOING TO FLIP OUT!"

She punched, kicked, and thrashed at Ice Queen through the bars.

"Ooh, are you trying to hit me?" Ice Queen said tautly, "Well, excuse me, because I have to go potty in the bathroom."

"ICE QUEEN!" Fionna wailed at her as she left.

"Fionna!"

"Huh?" Fionna turned around calmly, "Cake! Are you alright?"

"I'm fine, girl," Cake told her in the ice block, "Calm down and tend to the princes."

"Oh my Glob," Fionna said, "I'm sorry, princes."

She walked up to Slime Prince. "Slime Prince! Are you alright?"

"She's held us here for weeks," He said sadly as Hot Dog Prince lied down and Emerald Prince drew a tally-mark on the wall, "Questioning us about our favorite sports and behavior. We tried to tell her as little as possible."

"I understand," Fionna whispered solemnly. "And Lumpy Space Prince, how do you fair?"

"I'm bored," He said. "And I'm not having any fun."

"WHAT?"

They turned around to see that Ice Queen had come bad, looking depressed.

"Not having any fun?" She held up a childish book. "Last night I read you the story of Baby Whatsit and the Tuttle Prince!"

"That wasn't fun," LSP said. "That was lame."

"Other princes, do you feel the same way?"

The other princes murmured in agreement.

"Well here, I'll show you," Ice Queen said. "We'll have some fun. Fun is my middle name."

She walked over to a record scratcher and played a short tune on it. Then she pushed the record scratcher in front of the bars. "Here, Wildberry Prince, I need you to play this."

"I don't know how," Wildberry Prince said shyly.

"Well come here, I'll teach you," Ice Queen beckoned him over. "Put your hands through the bars." He did so. "Adda prince, and…" She took his hands and pushed them along the scratcher.

"I don't think I can…" Wildberry Prince said.

"Just play it like I showed you."

"Leave him alone, Ice Queen!" Fionna yelled.

"PLAY IT OR I'LL SQUISH YOU INTO JUICE!" Ice Queen shrieked at Wildberry Prince, igniting her hands.

"Oh dear…" Wildberry Prince played feebly on the scratcher through the bars.

"Yeah! Keep playing it!" Ice Queen told him. She put some more instruments through the cell. "Now everyone pick up an instrument and play it. This is going to be so fun!"

She walked over to a red electric guitar and picked it up.

Fionna growled as she began to play randomly. Fionna looked at the princes as they played awkwardly with their instruments. She looked at Wildberry Prince, who was playing feebly on the record scratcher. She thought hard.

"What are you thinking, Fionna?" Cake asked her through the block of ice.

"I've almost devised a plan," Fionna answered, "I'm going to let her drop while I finalize the details in my mind."

"Sweet."

Ice Queen played faster and randomly until she was at lightning speed. The electric guitar exploded. She laughed more, sweating like crazy. "Ooh, that was FUN!"

Fionna thought one more moment, and her face lit with realization. "It WAS fun," She told Ice Queen, "Hey, you should go get some more fun stuff!"

"You're right! " Ice Queen beamed. "Good idea, Fionna!"

"Good idea indeed," Fionna said slowly, smirking.

Ice Queen walked out of the room, muttering, "I hope they think I'm fun…"

Fionna's face turned serious and she turned to the others. "Alright, I've got a plan on how to get out of here. First, everyone needs to be dancing and laughing and saying fun things like, 'Whoopee!' 'Kay? And when the Ice Queen comes back, everyone play it up, like we want her to come into the cell and party with us. And when she walks inside, WAM! I'm going to beat the tar out of her with these," She held up her fists. "While you guys take care of Cake. Is everyone onboard with this?"

The princes murmured in agreement and nodded.

"Sweet!" Cake said again through the ice, "Nice plan, girl!"

"I think if everyone's saying 'whoopee', then the plan won't work, because she'll know we're faking it," LSP interrupted.

"Good point, LSP," Fionna snapped her fingers.

"I'm going to say something fun," LSP said, "Like, 'Oh yeah, I'm having a fun time! Oh my Glob, probably the best time I've ever had in my entire life!'"

"Make way for the Fin Tray," Ice Queen said, bringing in a tray of figurines, straws, and rubber balls. She heard commotion going on in the cell. "Whoa! What's happening?"

Everyone in the cell was dancing and laughing and talking (except for Cake, who was smiling widely) and LSP replied, "This is probably the best time I've ever had in my entire life!"

"Best fun in the world!" "So good!" Cake and Fionna agreed.

"What is this?" Ice Queen questioned.

"We're having fun!" Fionna answered, beaming and continuing to dance.

Ice Queen sniffed sadly. "Because I left the room?"

"Because they like it here!" Cake told her. "Because they like you! Because you're a really fun girl!"

"I don't get this…" Ice Queen said, furrowing her brows curiously.

"She's not buying it," Fionna whispered to the others. "Dance harder!"

They laughed, danced, and talked much faster than before.

"Come on in here and party!" LSP told Ice Queen, winking.

"Want to dance with us, Ice Queen?" Fionna plastered on a smile. "Come on!"

"Really?" Ice Queen smiled in disbelief. "You want to dance with me?"

They all cheered and nodded.

"Wow!" Ice Queen beamed and dropped the tray, "Okay!"

She opened the door to the cell, saying, "Yes! Whoopee!"

Fionna kicked her across the face as the others ran for the exit, dragging along Cake.

"What? NO! DON'T LEAVE!" Ice Queen cried, zapping a beam at Emerald Prince. He dodged it, and it froze the door to the cell. "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"

Fionna gave her a slap on the face.

"Why are you doing this?" Ice Queen yelled at her. "Everyone finally warming up to me!"

"No!" Fionna told her. "That is not the case! You are NUTS, girl! And I don't know how to help you! Probably because I'm just a simple gal! But maybe you should talk t someone with more life experience, like Cake!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Fionna, what are you doing?" Cake told her as the princes chipped off chunks of ice form the block that was imprisoning her. "Don't dump the Ice Queen on me!"

"But you've got to get it in you're head, girl!" Fionna went on. "Putting princes in jail is wrong!"

Ice Queen yelled in fury and pushed her off. "FIONNA! YOU JUST RUINED MY CHANCES WITH FIVE OR SIX POTENTIAL HUSBANDS! FOR THAT, YOU WILL—!"

Fionna punched her stomach. "Ooh!" Ice Queen groaned. "Oh, my hernia!"

Fionna kicked her across the face, sending her into the bars of the cell. Her tiara fell off, and her world went black.

Why do people not like me? Ice Queen thought, soaring through the golden tunnel. Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or, is my hair TOO shaggy? *sighs* I try so hard to be a good wife for guys. What's wrong with me?

She was almost blinded by a golden light. She looked ahead and saw the Cosmic Hawk.

He cawed, "You're a sociopath."

"Who are you?" Ice Queen demanded she grinned. "I know! You're probably a BIIIIIIG nerd! Ha-ha! Why don't you try being COOL, like me?"

Laughing hysterically, she soared around the Cosmic Hawk. "Oh, this space-dust is so ticklish."

"Huh? What happened?" She woke up to see a small group of penguins patting her. "Princes?" They were all alone in her room. She cried in fury.

The princes, Cake, and Fionna cheered as they all rode of Cake's humongous back through the Ice Kingdom under the starry sky.

"Thanks you fore saving us, Fionna," Slime Prince told her.

"You're welcome, Slime Prince," Fionna smiled, picking him up.

"You remember when you vowed to marry us to the thing of our choosing?" Slime Prince blushed.

"Yes…?" Fionna furrowed her brows.

"Well," Slime Prince said, "I'd like to marry you."

Cake and the princes all gave an exaggerated, "!"

"Oh…" Fionna stuttered. "Uh…about that…Cake, help me!"

"Oh. Uh…" Cake said. "Slime Prince, you shouldn't marry Fionna. She pukes constantly. All the time."

"Ewwww…" The princes chorused.

"Oh, gross!" Slime Prince said, "Put me down! Put me down!"

"I'm sorry." Fionna set him down, laughing nervously. "Cake…" She growled.

Cake laughed.

TRIVIA:

· At one point, Cake and Ice Queen say that there are six princesses, when there are actually seven. This may be because Ghost Prince might be invisible.

· The Slug is seen waving next to Slime Prince when he says "Yay".

· While in the original episode, the Ice King forces Wildberry Princess to play a keyboard, but the Ice Queen forces Wildberry Prince to play a record scratcher.

· In the original episode, the Ice King plays the drums, but the Ice Queen plays a red electric guitar.